froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 4, 2022 6:08:58 GMT
"Sh̺̥ͮ̇e ̟̹́͐i̼͖̺͋͛̇s̲̱ͅ ȁ ́c̻ͯo̐n̳̞͔s͉t̫r͇͑ù̖ctë́̂d ̤̹̮f̭̘oͮ̿r͑ͦͧm̳, l̈̈́ͧi͙̖ͅk̻̚ẹ̠͛͂ ̘̰̅̚m̰̬̙̊ͣ́y͗se͚ͥlf.̤͗ ̜ͩ͛ͅSwoͦr̫͗n ͙̯ͭͬt̩ͨō̰͚̈ ͇͑p̮̰̞̿́͒r̟̠̖o̪̿t͎̓ecͧͮt͛͂̏tͮh͖oͭͭs̮e s̭͛h̹̝ͥ͌e ͐ͅe̫̭͍ͫ̄̀ṅ̪͈̥ͬͤcͭo͙͇u̩̺͈ñ̖̲͎̋͐t͎͉ͮͯe̬̞͔red̃ͮͨ." He looks back to whatever it was he was sniffing. "''̑͛Th͈i̬̾s'̩ ̰̽ḯ̳s̙̉ ̞̫͊͂th̒e͕̖͍ sͅc̠͙̍̎a̖rri̞ͯ̄ͣn̗̻͐ͧg ͭof ͓̍̌͂a͊̿ ̩ͣp̹̼̜l̿̌anͧ̍̓e̳̜͇͒͗̿ ̉̍e̲n̈d̆͒̾a̯̥̐ͬng̎̒ered̠ͣ. ́̔Yͫ͋ouͤ̍̔ ̤̭͍ͮ̈ͯs̋̍h̰̦̺͐ͦ̐oͦͤu̒lͣ̔d a̗͂ssͬ̔̆i̲̙̪stͬ̇ ͫ͑m̼ͯe̟̮ in̠͊̃ͅ ͌͒̒
coṋ͉̒͗ta͔̳̝͗͛̎in̠̔in͖̲̪g ̿ͦhe̤̐r̯̟ͧ́, o̘͂r̜̃ ͌̒otͤ̌̾he̳̥ȓ̟w̱͊i̻̹ͣ̌s̉e, ̘̤̖̆ͮͧe̩̫̩sc̼͉͒̍a̤͐p͈̌e̮̱̎̌ ̜̼t͕͈̗hi͐͋̚s̖̓ ̪̤̈́̋p̔lͪͪ͆a͓͐c̤̖̉̓e̱ͮ ̲w͎̻͆̚hile̖ͪ ̲̦́̍yo̼̳̰u ś̩til̄̃̿l ̋̓can̞.̈ͩ̆" Fragile Reality  Instant  Put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is its toughness minus 1.
Selignon Brood-Butcher - bramblecrush made some trades. i suspect this should be 2/2 like acidic slime. 8/10
Huuuuuuuuh. Seems cool. 8/10
Infectious Shambler   Creature - Human Horror  Whenever one or more -1/-1 counters are placed on a creature you control, target player loses that much life. 2/1 |
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Post by Fleur on Mar 4, 2022 18:57:36 GMT
Decay Dispersion: This is pretty cool. Seems strong, but fair. I like it. 9/10As the acidic soup pools towards them, it seems to glance off them or even pass through them entirely, treating them not as a solid, but almost as a thick fog.They survey where the abomination might have come from, vigilant, blade still drawn and glistening with acidic blood, despite their semicorporeal status.Child of Terlax  Creature - Demon Whenever ~ attacks or blocks, sacrifice a creature. The Smiling Lord's scions exist in every evil place.6/6 Reminds me of a less punishing version of Demonic Taskmaster. This feels like a cool buildaround in the right environment, I think. 9/10. Aelewin's decision to search for abominations is vindicated as another abomination aggressively lunges at them. This one seems different, as it slips into a semicorporeal state in order to strike at Aelewin. This abominations has seven insectile limbs, a noticeable lack of any discernable face, and vestigal tentacles that serve to obfuscate any weak spots on the monstrosity. If they were to try to concentrate on finding a weak spot, they would find the fleshy bits shifting around like gelatin, potentially causing something not unlike very severe motion sickness. Realm Reaver Creature - Eldrazi As an additional cost to cast Realm Reaver, sacrifice an Eldrazi Scion. Lifelink; devoid (This card has no color.), Discard Realm Reaver: You gain 1 life and create a tapped 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this: Add  ." 5/5 -> 6/5Call for aid: Aether Tunnel |
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Post by cajun on Mar 4, 2022 23:05:09 GMT
"Why would a supposed sworn protector be such a danger?"Aelewin twitches slightly, obviously made uncomfortable by E[3]'s mechanical nature."What is your agenda, aberration? What has this protector done?"Fragile Reality: Huuuuuuuuh. Seems cool. 8/10
Infectious Shambler Creature - Human Horror Whenever one or more -1/-1 counters are placed on a creature you control, target player loses that much life. 2/1 "S̓ͦh͕̖͔ͬe͖̻͓ͪ d̗᷆͒̐ỏë͕̭́s̟͇ n͕̿͊o̝̓t̡́᷆ ķ͆n͗᷄͘ö̽̚w᷿̲ͮ͢ t͎̲̿ḫ̙̀̎͜e͚̱͈ͮ᷅ d̓̋́a͎᷂͗̈́n̟͚͖̎̀g̬̃ë͉ṛ̙͊᷇̈ s̗̭̳͂ḣ̡́͂e͕̲͉ͩ p᷀͜ò̙͘s᷿̔ͯ͋e̖̱͢s.̢᷊ͯ︢" The robot turns back to her interrogations, the long pole weapons in each hand swinging around with him. "F̱o͘r͓͜ t̜̩͐̃hͦe̝᷿︠͠ m̬ͦ́ọ̿m̨͖̓̋e̓̎n᷂͔̂᷄t̡᷊̍ s̞̽͑h͓̮e̙͘ h᷾ͩa̱︢s͎̅ do̠̓n᷈᷃e̓ n̳ͪ᷁ot̐͋h̦̩i̹ͩ̕n̛̟gͩ.̀ M͚y̖͘͞ a̩᷿g͕̘ͦen̢̔̿d̝a̋ͭ i͕͋s̨︣ t̳̲ͨo︢ͯ k̳̙ͣe͓ệ͌p̅︢ t̡̢͒ḧi̟͌͐n̦᷆͠g̪̈́s̨ͦ ǎs᷃ s̢̮̾u̪c̩͈ͭh̞︣.͌͡ Ḓ̠ͨ͋o̠͌ y͖͌︢o͕ǘ̢̲ t̲̿̾a͚̅︡k̞e͛ is͇s᷇uͮ︠ẻ̉͟ w᷂̔̔i̝̘᷄̌th̗͉ͨ̓ t̲̬︢͒hͬḭ̼ş?" Choose a Side  Instant Choose two target permanents with the same controller. That player sacrifices one of them.
Infectious Shambler - ooh, neat. you gotta be real careful where you put this, MSEM's Herald of Oblivion for example just instantly cracks this, but i think in canon there's not anything as murdery. 9/10 |
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 5, 2022 2:38:27 GMT
Child of Terlax: Reminds me of a less punishing version of Demonic Taskmaster. This feels like a cool buildaround in the right environment, I think. 9/10. Aelewin's decision to search for abominations is vindicated as another abomination aggressively lunges at them. This one seems different, as it slips into a semicorporeal state in order to strike at Aelewin. This abominations has seven insectile limbs, a noticeable lack of any discernable face, and vestigal tentacles that serve to obfuscate any weak spots on the monstrosity. If they were to try to concentrate on finding a weak spot, they would find the fleshy bits shifting around like gelatin, potentially causing something not unlike very severe motion sickness. Realm Reaver Creature - Eldrazi As an additional cost to cast Realm Reaver, sacrifice an Eldrazi Scion. Lifelink; devoid (This card has no color.), Discard Realm Reaver: You gain 1 life and create a tapped 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this: Add ." 5/5 -> 6/5Call for aid: Aether Tunnel
Realm Reaver: This is really interesting, I'm a fan. 9/10
Debilitating Wound  Sorcery  Put five -1/-1 counters on target creature.
"S̓ͦh͕̖͔ͬe͖̻͓ͪ d̗᷆͒̐ỏë͕̭́s̟͇ n͕̿͊o̝̓t̡́᷆ ķ͆n͗᷄͘ö̽̚w᷿̲ͮ͢ t͎̲̿ḫ̙̀̎͜e͚̱͈ͮ᷅ d̓̋́a͎᷂͗̈́n̟͚͖̎̀g̬̃ë͉ṛ̙͊᷇̈ s̗̭̳͂ḣ̡́͂e͕̲͉ͩ p᷀͜ò̙͘s᷿̔ͯ͋e̖̱͢s.̢᷊ͯ︢" The robot turns back to her interrogations, the long pole weapons in each hand swinging around with him. "F̱o͘r͓͜ t̜̩͐̃hͦe̝᷿︠͠ m̬ͦ́ọ̿m̨͖̓̋e̓̎n᷂͔̂᷄t̡᷊̍ s̞̽͑h͓̮e̙͘ h᷾ͩa̱︢s͎̅ do̠̓n᷈᷃e̓ n̳ͪ᷁ot̐͋h̦̩i̹ͩ̕n̛̟gͩ.̀ M͚y̖͘͞ a̩᷿g͕̘ͦen̢̔̿d̝a̋ͭ i͕͋s̨︣ t̳̲ͨo︢ͯ k̳̙ͣe͓ệ͌p̅︢ t̡̢͒ḧi̟͌͐n̦᷆͠g̪̈́s̨ͦ ǎs᷃ s̢̮̾u̪c̩͈ͭh̞︣.͌͡ Ḓ̠ͨ͋o̠͌ y͖͌︢o͕ǘ̢̲ t̲̿̾a͚̅︡k̞e͛ is͇s᷇uͮ︠ẻ̉͟ w᷂̔̔i̝̘᷄̌th̗͉ͨ̓ t̲̬︢͒hͬḭ̼ş?" Choose a Side Instant Choose two target permanents with the same controller. That player sacrifices one of them.
Infectious Shambler - ooh, neat. you gotta be real careful where you put this, MSEM's Herald of Oblivion for example just instantly cracks this, but i think in canon there's not anything as murdery. 9/10 Very neat. 9/10
Lifelove Angel  Creature - Angel Cleric Flash, flying When ~ enters the battlefield, until end of turn, spells and abilities your opponents control can't make you sacrifice permanents. 3/1 |
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Post by Fleur on Mar 5, 2022 20:07:56 GMT
Aelewin dissipates into smoke to dodge the attack, only their top half remaining corporeal, and reforms behind the creature, aiming to cleave off a good portion of the vestigal tentacles and reveal what lies within.
Realm Reaver: This is really interesting, I'm a fan. 9/10
Debilitating Wound Sorcery Put five -1/-1 counters on target creature. Feels like weak removal, even in the most removal-shy of sets, especially at sorcery speed. But I guess I could see something like this in a battlecruiser-y set where you want removal to be weak but don't want it to be completely dead against large boards. Still, this is bland enough that I can't give it more than a 6/10. Beneath the tentacles, there are bonelike plates, woven in impossible shapes and filaments of gelatin which ooze bluish blood. The monster's appendages twitch, albeit impotently, trying to dig into the ground and escape. It's too debilitated to move, and if Aelewin were to stay for a few more minutes, the twitching would stop. There are no more abominations, at least, not for now. Where could they have come from? |
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Post by cajun on Mar 6, 2022 3:28:56 GMT
"I take no issue with a mission of peace. The destruction of worlds is the most horrific of all acts, and I oppose all who purport it""But I will not evacuate purely from fear. I have made that mistake before."Choose a Side: Very neat. 9/10
Lifelove Angel Creature - Angel Cleric Flash, flying When ~ enters the battlefield, until end of turn, spells and abilities your opponents control can't make you sacrifice permanents. 3/1 "T︣ḫͫ͛e̙ͤ͊n̙̞ p᷁͡r̅e͇p̩̝͒ā̹̦ŕ̢̕e͜ y᷊̐ou͉᷿᷉͋ṙ́se̗̦︡͞l̝̗f̢̠.͈ T̟͔h̽͡e̿ṟ̡︠ͫe i͗s̟̺᷀ n̫o̱ t̐̓e̹̱lͥl͇̫i̹᷇n͉͌︣g͗ ẅ̯̗́h̭̑̂͜a̱͎ͫ︣ẗ᷊̲́ m̖̞̋a͔͛͡y̞᷁ oc̱̹᷾͡c᷅̚u͓ͥr᷄͞ s̖̠ḩõ̫uͪ᷃l̨͉̓d̮͊ w̨͇᷁ͪḙ͗̀ fä́ḯ᷁l̓̇.̢̩͝"
if aelewin wants to press the issue, attack @ my board, otherwise e[3] will move on with his search
Lifelove Angel - nice 10/10
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Yzjdriel
0/0 Germ
Maker of jokes and player of games.
Posts: 36 
Formerly Known As: RJ
Favorite Card: Debt to the Deathless
Favorite Set: Hour of Devastation
Color Alignment: White, Blue, Black, Red, Green, Colorless
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Post by Yzjdriel on Mar 7, 2022 9:59:02 GMT
froggy "If you did indeed have the means, I would be surprised indeed. Where has your power gone after such a time? Would it even be the same, were you to reclaim it?" Determination - This feels very underpowered for a tetra-devotion mythic: its ability is essentially an extremely-powered down version of persist, but only given to one other creature, and not even every turn (just during yours). I might try having the effect replace every instance of another creature leaving during your turn rather than just the first, but that might well be too far the other way. 7/10.
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 8, 2022 5:09:32 GMT
froggy "If you did indeed have the means, I would be surprised indeed. Where has your power gone after such a time? Would it even be the same, were you to reclaim it?"<button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> Determination - This feels very underpowered for a tetra-devotion mythic: its ability is essentially an extremely-powered down version of persist, but only given to one other creature, and not even every turn (just during yours). I might try having the effect replace every instance of another creature leaving during your turn rather than just the first, but that might well be too far the other way. 7/10. I think this ability plays badly, but I also think this card is quite weak. Not a fan. 5/10
Soulplague Sorcery Choose one - - Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
- Remove three loyalty counters from target planeswalker.
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Yzjdriel
0/0 Germ
Maker of jokes and player of games.
Posts: 36
Formerly Known As: RJ
Favorite Card: Debt to the Deathless
Favorite Set: Hour of Devastation
Color Alignment: White, Blue, Black, Red, Green, Colorless
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Post by Yzjdriel on Mar 12, 2022 20:10:14 GMT
froggy Novek blinked in surprise - she had assumed that Aelewin was speaking of a group from their homeland when they said 'our'. "I was unaware that we Planeswalkers had access to such powers. What happened?"
Soulplague: I like a good strong removal spell for black, but in any environment without an overabundance of planeswalkers, I'd say this is too strong. 8/10.
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 14, 2022 6:15:20 GMT
froggy Novek blinked in surprise - she had assumed that Aelewin was speaking of a group from their homeland when they said 'our'. "I was unaware that we Planeswalkers had access to such powers. What happened?"
Soulplague: I like a good strong removal spell for black, but in any environment without an overabundance of planeswalkers, I'd say this is too strong. 8/10. Way way way too pushed, especially at common. U doesn't get 2 mana 2/2s, let alone 2 mana 2/2 fliers with a powerful and relevant etb effect. 5/10
Crownless Guardian Creature - Human Cleric When ~ enters the battlefield, exile target non-Cleric creature. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of your next end step with two +1/+1 counters on it. 3/3 |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Mar 15, 2022 21:51:09 GMT
froggyOne night, in a crowded tavern barroom, Aelewin hears a voice in their head. Could it be? Aelewin of the Sur Ka, I hear so much about you. Rumor has it you're digging around looking for something, aren't you?Looking around, it doesn't seem obvious who the voice is coming from. Selem, Silent Dagger  Legendary Planeswalker - Selem Equipment  Equipped creature has deathtouch. Equip  Equipped creature gets +1/+2 until your next upkeep.  Equipped creature deals 1 damage to any target.  Gain an emblem with "Whenever a creature with deathtouch deals damage to an opponent, that player loses the game." 
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Post by cajun on Mar 18, 2022 6:13:33 GMT
As Aelewin goes about their travels, several gleaming rifts open in the air around them. The rifts tear across the sky, all connecting together over their head.
It sits as a hungering mouth flashing through the plane, the image only intensified as the ethereal maw turns black. A howl fills the air.
Two purple eyes poke through like stars, then two more, then four, then eight, then more. More howls join the chorus. A giant paw breaks through the rift and stretches it out even further as the multiheaded hound pulls across the planes to set its far-too-many eyes on the elf.
Note: Reinforcements will be on the way for characters that need them |
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 19, 2022 23:49:55 GMT
As Aelewin goes about their travels, several gleaming rifts open in the air around them. The rifts tear across the sky, all connecting together over their head.
It sits as a hungering mouth flashing through the plane, the image only intensified as the ethereal maw turns black. A howl fills the air.
Two purple eyes poke through like stars, then two more, then four, then eight, then more. More howls join the chorus. A giant paw breaks through the rift and stretches it out even further as the multiheaded hound pulls across the planes to set its far-too-many eyes on the elf.
Note: Reinforcements will be on the way for characters that need them Fun variant on this type of card. I like it. 8/10
Pact of Silent Shadows Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 2 life. When target creature dies this turn, return it to the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. |
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 20, 2022 0:38:08 GMT
froggy One night, in a crowded tavern barroom, Aelewin hears a voice in their head. Could it be? Aelewin of the Sur Ka, I hear so much about you. Rumor has it you're digging around looking for something, aren't you?Looking around, it doesn't seem obvious who the voice is coming from. Selem, Silent Dagger Legendary Planeswalker - Selem Equipment Equipped creature has deathtouch. Equip Equipped creature gets +1/+2 until your next upkeep. Equipped creature deals 1 damage to any target. Gain an emblem with "Whenever a creature with deathtouch deals damage to an opponent, that player loses the game." Dope. Love it. 9/10
Unfortunate Experience Sorcery Choose one. If there's a card named ~ in your graveyard, choose two instead - - Target player discards a card.
- Target player sacrifices a creature.
- Target player loses 3 life.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Mar 20, 2022 3:03:09 GMT
Aelewin stands to excuse themself, and steps outside of the tavern."And what would you know of this, demon? I do not take your whispered deals"Selem: Dope. Love it. 9/10
Unfortunate Experience Sorcery Choose one. If there's a card named ~ in your graveyard, choose two instead - - Target player discards a card.
- Target player sacrifices a creature.
- Target player loses 3 life.
Cool. Outside the tavern is a cold, dark street. Houses and other shops line both sides, and while most are inside by now, a couple of stray passersby remain. Demon? You wound me. I know little more than that an elf with a gilded blade has been wandering around, looking for a solution to a problem back home. I just thought they might like a new sword, and someone to talk to who remembers the days before The Mending.Faux Pas Wretch Creature - Demon Noble Flying Whenever ~ is blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 2 life. 3/3 |
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Post by mrlozano on Mar 20, 2022 12:13:50 GMT
As Aelewin goes about their travels, several gleaming rifts open in the air around them. The rifts tear across the sky, all connecting together over their head.
It sits as a hungering mouth flashing through the plane, the image only intensified as the ethereal maw turns black. A howl fills the air.
Two purple eyes poke through like stars, then two more, then four, then eight, then more. More howls join the chorus. A giant paw breaks through the rift and stretches it out even further as the multiheaded hound pulls across the planes to set its far-too-many eyes on the elf.
Note: Reinforcements will be on the way for characters that need them Fun variant on this type of card. I like it. 8/10
Pact of Silent Shadows Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 2 life. When target creature dies this turn, return it to the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. Sorcery This spell costs less to cast if a creature card left your graveyard this turn. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. |
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Post by cajun on Mar 21, 2022 0:32:12 GMT
Aelewin steps back, first in fear, and then in determination, raising their blade as they watch the horrifying entity emerge, ready to strike in defence.A tense moment passes, as they stare down the entity, before they break into action against the aberration.Aelewin springs like a viper, dashing forward and calling upon all their training as they melt into a burst of shadow and steel, attempting to pass through the hound only to reform and slash at it before repeating that motion once more.Pact of Silent Shadows Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 2 life. When target creature dies this turn, return it to the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. As the elf attacks the monster, another rift opens up in the air. But instead of another horror, a black mass of fur and fury emerges from it, wielding an oversized battleaxe and screaming like a madman, only to be slammed to the ground by one of the many extremities of the beast. The cat gets up from the floor, and sees the elf still fighting the being. "Well well, meow friend. Looks like it's your lucky day. This meager beast is no meowtch for The Meowghty Doer! Yes, I just came up with that." Laughing, the cat jumps again, ready to carve thought the beast's multple heads.Back in Black Sorcery This spell costs less to cast if a creature card left your graveyard this turn. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Aelewin delivers a heavy slash against the creature, then vanishes into shadows before its retaliatory bites can connect. Instead it changes its attention and one of its paws to knocking the sudden cat brother out of the air.
The diversion is immediately punished as Aelewin hits it again from the back. Where the creature is wounded, there is no blood or bone, but rather it appears to be dissolving away. But it is not gone yet.
Two of the beast's heads effortlessly roll over the top of its body and repositions itself. Clearly there is no skeleton beneath this creature, or at least not one that makes any manner of sense. The heads snap for Aelewin.
The Mighty Doer leaps into action with his heavy battleaxe, cleaving across a head facing him with little difficulty, causing it to fizzle away into nothing as he moves for another.
The rift the creature of Elsewhere had come from tears at the sky. If the combatants pay attention, they will see it seems to be tearing towards a much larger rift tearing high into the sky, far off in the distance.
Pact of Silent Shadows - this is an odd defense, i guess it's meant to reanimate to get the trigger? balancewise is fine. 7/10Back in Black - ooh that's spicy. think this has better development at 3BB and 2 less but this way is def more exciting 8/10
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Post by mrlozano on Mar 22, 2022 17:21:17 GMT
Aelewin steps back, first in fear, and then in determination, raising their blade as they watch the horrifying entity emerge, ready to strike in defence.A tense moment passes, as they stare down the entity, before they break into action against the aberration.Aelewin springs like a viper, dashing forward and calling upon all their training as they melt into a burst of shadow and steel, attempting to pass through the hound only to reform and slash at it before repeating that motion once more.Pact of Silent Shadows Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 2 life. When target creature dies this turn, return it to the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. As the elf attacks the monster, another rift opens up in the air. But instead of another horror, a black mass of fur and fury emerges from it, wielding an oversized battleaxe and screaming like a madman, only to be slammed to the ground by one of the many extremities of the beast. The cat gets up from the floor, and sees the elf still fighting the being. "Well well, meow friend. Looks like it's your lucky day. This meager beast is no meowtch for The Meowghty Doer! Yes, I just came up with that." Laughing, the cat jumps again, ready to carve thought the beast's multple heads.Back in Black Sorcery This spell costs less to cast if a creature card left your graveyard this turn. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Aelewin delivers a heavy slash against the creature, then vanishes into shadows before its retaliatory bites can connect. Instead it changes its attention and one of its paws to knocking the sudden cat brother out of the air.
The diversion is immediately punished as Aelewin hits it again from the back. Where the creature is wounded, there is no blood or bone, but rather it appears to be dissolving away. But it is not gone yet.
Two of the beast's heads effortlessly roll over the top of its body and repositions itself. Clearly there is no skeleton beneath this creature, or at least not one that makes any manner of sense. The heads snap for Aelewin.
The Mighty Doer leaps into action with his heavy battleaxe, cleaving across a head facing him with little difficulty, causing it to fizzle away into nothing as he moves for another.
The rift the creature of Elsewhere had come from tears at the sky. If the combatants pay attention, they will see it seems to be tearing towards a much larger rift tearing high into the sky, far off in the distance.
Pact of Silent Shadows - this is an odd defense, i guess it's meant to reanimate to get the trigger? balancewise is fine. 7/10Back in Black - ooh that's spicy. think this has better development at 3BB and 2 less but this way is def more exciting 8/10
Legendary Creature - Cat Assasin Wither ~ gets +1/+1 for each other creature with one or more -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever a creature with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. "I've meowstered the technique of death by a thousand cuts."2/3 |
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Post by froggy on Mar 23, 2022 0:35:22 GMT
Aelewin delivers a heavy slash against the creature, then vanishes into shadows before its retaliatory bites can connect. Instead it changes its attention and one of its paws to knocking the sudden cat brother out of the air.
The diversion is immediately punished as Aelewin hits it again from the back. Where the creature is wounded, there is no blood or bone, but rather it appears to be dissolving away. But it is not gone yet.
Two of the beast's heads effortlessly roll over the top of its body and repositions itself. Clearly there is no skeleton beneath this creature, or at least not one that makes any manner of sense. The heads snap for Aelewin.
The Mighty Doer leaps into action with his heavy battleaxe, cleaving across a head facing him with little difficulty, causing it to fizzle away into nothing as he moves for another.
The rift the creature of Elsewhere had come from tears at the sky. If the combatants pay attention, they will see it seems to be tearing towards a much larger rift tearing high into the sky, far off in the distance.
Pact of Silent Shadows - this is an odd defense, i guess it's meant to reanimate to get the trigger? balancewise is fine. 7/10Back in Black - ooh that's spicy. think this has better development at 3BB and 2 less but this way is def more exciting 8/10
Seems strong but neat. I'm a fan. 8/10
Spirit-Sower Dryad Creature - Dryad Whenever you cast a spell or attack, you may remove a counter from a creature you control. 2/2 |
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Post by froggy on Mar 23, 2022 4:15:43 GMT
Unfortunate Experience: 8/10. Cool. Outside the tavern is a cold, dark street. Houses and other shops line both sides, and while most are inside by now, a couple of stray passersby remain. Demon? You wound me. I know little more than that an elf with a gilded blade has been wandering around, looking for a solution to a problem back home. I just thought they might like a new sword, and someone to talk to who remembers the days before The Mending.Faux Pas Wretch Creature - Demon Noble Flying Whenever ~ is blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 2 life. 3/3 Fun flavour, p boring design. It's just afflict, which isn't super exciting when it's french vanilla. 6/10
Shieldbound Skulk Creature - Spirit Equip abilities cost less to activate if they target ~. On a plane so violent as Kahastria, weapons never go unused for long.2/2 |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Mar 23, 2022 4:59:03 GMT
Aelewin frowns, wary but distinctly curious. Their hand rests on the hilt of their blade, fidgeting uncomfortably."A bound spirit, then? One cursed to remain in an object, such as to torment it's wielders for all eternities? What would you know of the whims of time, phantom?"Faux Pas Wretch: Fun flavour, p boring design. It's just afflict, which isn't super exciting when it's french vanilla. 6/10
Shieldbound Skulk Creature - Spirit Equip abilities cost less to activate if they target ~. On a plane so violent as Kahastria, weapons never go unused for long.2/2 Admittedly poor attack, but this is an unrelated defense. Not a bad card, though. Aelewin's discomfort manifests into a distinct feeling of being watched. I do not consider this a curse. Nor would I wish to torment you. I consider it a blessing, to be granted to the worthy. I may have existed for lifetimes before your own, as I imagine I will for lifetimes after, though I am no stranger to the passage of time, nor to how it affects those without my longevity. I am also aware that only a few decades ago, we used to be godlike. Would you not also wish for that power returned?A mercenary type walks out of the tavern, past Aelewin. The sword on their belt is oddly out of style compared to the other warriors of the Arena. It looks like something a Sur Ka smith would make, though the warrior in question showed no sign of being from Aelewin's home plane. They seem to pay Aelewin no mind as they begin to walk out of town. A minute test, if you will. I've yet to see you fight.Catch Unaware  Instant Choose one: - Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
- Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
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Post by froggy on Mar 23, 2022 5:10:13 GMT
Shieldbound Skulk: 6/10. Admittedly poor attack, but this is an unrelated defense. Not a bad card, though. Aelewin's discomfort manifests into a distinct feeling of being watched. I do not consider this a curse. Nor would I wish to torment you. I consider it a blessing, to be granted to the worthy. I may have existed for lifetimes before your own, as I imagine I will for lifetimes after, though I am no stranger to the passage of time, nor to how it affects those without my longevity. I am also aware that only a few decades ago, we used to be godlike. Would you not also wish for that power returned?A mercenary type walks out of the tavern, past Aelewin. The sword on their belt is oddly out of style compared to the other warriors of the Arena. It looks like something a Sur Ka smith would make, though the warrior in question showed no sign of being from Aelewin's home plane. They seem to pay Aelewin no mind as they begin to walk out of town. A minute test, if you will. I've yet to see you fight.Catch Unaware Instant Choose one: - Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
- Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
To go for the kill? Or to look beyond, to the greater goal? Sure. 8/10Splintering Soul Instant This spell costs less to cast if it targets a creature that's been the target of a spell this turn. Destroy target creature. |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Mar 23, 2022 6:03:57 GMT
Aelewin scowls darkly, but in a moment they have melted into shade, before reappearing in a frantic burst of hope and frustration, blade drawn. It's now they take notice of the blade, observing the mercenary."What are you, then? You who claims such knowledge and yet refuses to show oneself? A coward's act."Catch Unaware: Sure. 8/10Splintering Soul Instant This spell costs less to cast if it targets a creature that's been the target of a spell this turn. Destroy target creature. I was considering going for something like this as the attack but then decided against it. The mercenary figures Aelewin is speaking to them, and turns to face them, confused, drawing their own blade, ready for a fight. "Who do you think you're calling a coward?"I am the blade of gods. I have felled beasts stronger than Brokkos, served kings greater than Kenrith, killed brutes swifter than Helmsmasher, and duelled those smarter than Kefnet. I am Selem. I have lived and fought for centuries, and will do so for millenia more. If you can take me from this mortal's hand, I am yours.Selem, Exalted Falchion Legendary Planeswalker - Selem Equipment Exalted Equip Until your next turn, equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink.  Exile equipped creature and all creatures target opponent controls.  |
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Post by cajun on Mar 23, 2022 6:31:56 GMT
Doer continues his attack on the monster tearing apart spectral flesh with his Weapon. When he sees the rift in the sky, he knows what to do. "Hey meowsterss, I don't know about you, but this thing bores meow. I need a real challenge!! See that rift? That's going to be a worthy prey!" Doer hacks again at the horror, until he sees an opening, and, turning the Weapon into a pair of daggers, pierces through the veil of reality, making a pathway towards a point near to the Shops. Hopefully, the aetheric disruption is enough distraction for the aparition and allows Aelewin to finish it. Otherwise, well I don't reallly care. Sorry not sorry. Now let's kill some meownsters!!!The Meowghty Doer Legendary Creature - Cat Assasin Wither ~ gets +1/+1 for each other creature with one or more -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever a creature with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. "I've meowstered the technique of death by a thousand cuts."2/3 Wreathed in shadow and dipping back and forth around the creature, Aelewin nods to acknowledge their aid. They strike like a viper, attempting to cleave through the heads of the titanic creature and render it deceased. From there, they turn to Doer, a sharklike grin on their face after the satisfaction of the kill, and move to approach the portal (?) to the shops.
Spirit-Sower Dryad Creature - Dryad Whenever you cast a spell or attack, you may remove a counter from a creature you control. 2/2 Aelewin removes the final head of the creature, the canine head dissolving away. The body of the creature stumbled around harmlessly as the combatants ran off, slowly dissolving away from the wounds around its necks outwards.
Spirit-Sower Dryad - triggers a lil weird but works well 9/10
The Meowghty Doer - sweeeet 10/10
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Post by froggy on Mar 26, 2022 6:49:51 GMT
Splintering Soul: 9/10. I was considering going for something like this as the attack but then decided against it. The mercenary figures Aelewin is speaking to them, and turns to face them, confused, drawing their own blade, ready for a fight. "Who do you think you're calling a coward?"I am the blade of gods. I have felled beasts stronger than Brokkos, served kings greater than Kenrith, killed brutes swifter than Helmsmasher, and duelled those smarter than Kefnet. I am Selem. I have lived and fought for centuries, and will do so for millenia more. If you can take me from this mortal's hand, I am yours.Selem, Exalted Falchion Legendary Planeswalker - Selem Equipment Exalted Equip Until your next turn, equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink. Exile equipped creature and all creatures target opponent controls. Dope, I'm a fan of this. 9/10
Shadowborne Bladesong Sorcery Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If you don't control an Equipment, you lose life equal to it's mana cost. |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Mar 26, 2022 21:22:00 GMT
"Not you, the- ugh, spirits above"Aelewin huffs in petulant frustration, but in a mere moment has spirited out their own blade and melted into the shadows, utilising the night to flit from patch of darkness to patch of darkness and attempt hits at the mercenary, with a little flourish. After all, they are showing off.Selem, Exalted Falchion: Dope, I'm a fan of this. 9/10
Shadowborne Bladesong Sorcery Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If you don't control an Equipment, you lose life equal to it's mana cost. So, this is pretty flip-floppy, and not great either way. If you don't control an equipment, it's Feed the Swam, which is a common (and maybe better because it targets enchantments.) and if you do control an Equipment, it's Dreadbore but with the chance to make you lose life, even though it does trade a red for a generic in its cost. The mercenary struggles to keep up as Aelewin strikes from every direction, blocking and parrying where they can, and dodging well enough to only take minor scratches when they can't. How exciting.The merc watches as Aelewin dashes from one shadow to the next, and swings at where they predict Aelewin will be. Xaja, Bladeborn Merc Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Menace Whenever ~ attacks, draw a card and lose 1 life. 5/3 |
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Post by froggy on Mar 27, 2022 7:28:04 GMT
Shadowborne Bladesong: 6/10. So, this is pretty flip-floppy, and not great either way. If you don't control an equipment, it's Feed the Swam, which is a common (and maybe better because it targets enchantments.) and if you do control an Equipment, it's Dreadbore but with the chance to make you lose life, even though it does trade a red for a generic in its cost. The mercenary struggles to keep up as Aelewin strikes from every direction, blocking and parrying where they can, and dodging well enough to only take minor scratches when they can't. How exciting.The merc watches as Aelewin dashes from one shadow to the next, and swings at where they predict Aelewin will be. Xaja, Bladeborn Merc Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Menace Whenever ~ attacks, draw a card and lose 1 life. 5/3 Feels real boring esp considering Audacious Thief is a common. 7/10Magister of Finality Creature - Vedalken Knight Opponents can't draw more than one card each turn. 2/1 |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Mar 27, 2022 17:57:56 GMT
Aelewin is nearly struck, but takes advantage of their shadowy form to melt away, leaving the blade to careen harmlessly through the thick fog where they once were, as they reform behind the merc, and point their blade to their neck."Your blade."Xaja: Feels real boring esp considering Audacious Thief is a common. 7/10Magister of Finality Creature - Vedalken Knight Opponents can't draw more than one card each turn. 2/1 Given Spirit of the Labrynth, this works. Also TIL that it's Vedalken and not Veldalken. They lean away from Aelewin's blade as it points towards their neck, their expression both disgusted and offended, before shifting to simply resigned. "Fine, fine. See you're an elf o' taste." The blade falls to the ground, and they back away from both Aelewin's sword and Selem. Bravo. Your experience is clear, and your technique is impressive. It would be an honor to be wielded by you.Faux Surrender Instant Untap target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. "The gates were open, and you were invited inside. And you were surprised when they closed behind you?" |
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Post by Popcornia on Mar 27, 2022 20:04:19 GMT
froggy Near the periphery of one of the Arena's forests, a peculiar wanderer has been sighted examining the local flora. His garb seems to be made of what appears to be a form of cloth, but his tools and equipment are all made from a different substance entirely, wood, stone, or even metal absent from their designs. Currently, he seems to be interested in a wild foodstuff nestled near the roots of a large tree, taking notes in a paper journal. He seems in his element, even if the natural surroundings are unfamiliar to him. Frontier Pathfinder Creature - Human Scout Trample Frontier Pathfinder enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. “Before we can call this place home, we must first know our way through it.”[1/1]
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Post by froggy on Apr 3, 2022 5:01:04 GMT
Magister of Finality: 9/10. Given Spirit of the Labrynth, this works. Also TIL that it's Vedalken and not Veldalken. They lean away from Aelewin's blade as it points towards their neck, their expression both disgusted and offended, before shifting to simply resigned. "Fine, fine. See you're an elf o' taste." The blade falls to the ground, and they back away from both Aelewin's sword and Selem. Bravo. Your experience is clear, and your technique is impressive. It would be an honor to be wielded by you.Faux Surrender Instant Untap target creature. It gains deathtouch until end of turn. "The gates were open, and you were invited inside. And you were surprised when they closed behind you?" Feels like this is gonna feel p nasty but also that might just be me. 8/10Sunshield Instant Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike and indestructible until end of turn. |
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