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Post by froggy on Feb 1, 2022 8:05:05 GMT
Art by Anato Finnstark Aelewin of Clan Sur Ka Colors:   
Mana Value: 4 Type Mastery: Creatures, Instants, Sorceries, Planeswalkers Color Identity Value: 3 Keywords: Evergreen keywords, decayed Perks: Rarity Upgrader (May create  and  cards), Questmaster (May create legendary cards.)Sets To Conjure From: Core Sets Available Skill Points: 0 Valor: 167 Total Score: 767 An ebon-clad elf travels the Arena, red curls and clammy skin hidden beneath a dark cowl and strange crown. They ask questions, inquiring into the nature of the spark and the Arena, though reveal nothing about their intentions or desires. |
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Post by Yzjdriel on Feb 3, 2022 4:16:34 GMT
A slender nagaji approaches from the mists, followed by a young human. "Greetings, fellow traveler. I come in search of knowledge. Might we make some kind of exchange?"
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Post by froggy on Feb 5, 2022 3:21:16 GMT
Aelewin has acquired the Questmaster perk and can now create legendary cards. |
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Post by Fleur on Feb 8, 2022 8:15:10 GMT
A tentacled, insectile creature approaches Aelewin and attempts to jump on them. Afar, a masked woman furtively observes from a thick patch of grey fog. Encroaching One   Creature - Eldrazi Drone  Devoid (This card has no color.)When Encroaching One enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this: Add  ." Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 6 or greater, Encroaching One gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked this turn. 2/2
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Post by froggy on Feb 10, 2022 9:18:26 GMT
A slender nagaji approaches from the mists, followed by a young human. "Greetings, fellow traveler. I come in search of knowledge. Might we make some kind of exchange?"
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Neat duder, little cheap on the ability tho. Hard to know balance for purp. 8/10
"..greetings. Please dictate the terms of this greeting, friend."
Interplanar Zoning Officer  Creature - Human Advisor Lifelink Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, if it entered from exile, exile it. 2/1
A tentacled, insectile creature approaches Aelewin and attempts to jump on them. Afar, a masked woman furtively observes from a thick patch of grey fog. Encroaching One Creature - Eldrazi Drone Devoid (This card has no color.)When Encroaching One enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this: Add ." Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 6 or greater, Encroaching One gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked this turn. 2/2 Dope common. 10/10Aelewin swirls out of the way, cloak rippling in the darkness, and curses in their native tongue. They draw their blade, a rusty golden longsword that glows with ethereal energy as they make three long swipes at the abomination.Safiere Blademaster Creature - Human Warrior  Flash Whenever a Warrior enters the battlefield under your control for the first time each turn, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. 2/1 |
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Post by Fleur on Feb 10, 2022 19:20:59 GMT
Aelewin swirls out of the way, cloak rippling in the darkness, and curses in their native tongue. They draw their blade, a rusty golden longsword that glows with ethereal energy as they make three long swipes at the abomination.Safiere Blademaster Creature - Human Warrior Flash Whenever a Warrior enters the battlefield under your control for the first time each turn, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. 2/1 The first time each turn clause keeps this from being too crazy. Cool card and certainly an interesting build-around; only issue here is that the ability can kill your own Warriors, which seems very awkward. 9/10. The first swipe finds its mark, opening a gash in the abomination's exoskeleton, spewing clear acid all over Aelewin's domain. By the time the second swipe has landed on the abomination's companion, the first abomination is already no more, having dissolved into little more than a puddle of slick corrosion that bubbles on the soil, turning it chalky white, and it continues to bubble as it pools closer and closer to Aelewin's feet... Decay Dispersion  Instant Devoid (This card has no color.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. That creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead if you spent mana produced by an Eldrazi to cast Decay Dispersion. |
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Post by froggy on Feb 12, 2022 0:55:13 GMT
Safiere Blademaster: The first time each turn clause keeps this from being too crazy. Cool card and certainly an interesting build-around; only issue here is that the ability can kill your own Warriors, which seems very awkward. 9/10. The first swipe finds its mark, opening a gash in the abomination's exoskeleton, spewing clear acid all over Aelewin's domain. By the time the second swipe has landed on the abomination's companion, the first abomination is already no more, having dissolved into little more than a puddle of slick corrosion that bubbles on the soil, turning it chalky white, and it continues to bubble as it pools closer and closer to Aelewin's feet... Decay Dispersion Instant Devoid (This card has no color.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. That creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead if you spent mana produced by an Eldrazi to cast Decay Dispersion. This is pretty cool. Seems strong, but fair. I like it. 9/10As the acidic soup pools towards them, it seems to glance off them or even pass through them entirely, treating them not as a solid, but almost as a thick fog.They survey where the abomination might have come from, vigilant, blade still drawn and glistening with acidic blood, despite their semicorporeal status.Child of Terlax Creature - Demon Whenever ~ attacks or blocks, sacrifice a creature. The Smiling Lord's scions exist in every evil place.6/6 |
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Feb 15, 2022 20:27:16 GMT
An unnatural-looking woman approaches the elf, her movement slightly stilted. "Gr-gr-greetings, fellow lifeform! What is your d-d-designation?" The woman asks, her voice matching her stiffness. Her face twitches and shifts into what can be presumed to be an attempted smile.
Unnerving Entry Sorcery Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. When that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you may return target creature to its owner's hand. Strange faces make for fearful exits. |
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Yzjdriel
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Post by Yzjdriel on Feb 16, 2022 6:03:59 GMT
Interplanar Zoning Officer Creature - Human Advisor Lifelink Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, if it entered from exile, exile it. 2/1
Interplanar Zoning Officer: This is a great hate piece against flickering and blinking. It would also probably be banned after someone puts it in a degenerate combo deck with a bunch of O-Rings and Banisher Priests. 8/10. |
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Post by froggy on Feb 17, 2022 9:48:50 GMT
An unnatural-looking woman approaches the elf, her movement slightly stilted. "Gr-gr-greetings, fellow lifeform! What is your d-d-designation?" The woman asks, her voice matching her stiffness. Her face twitches and shifts into what can be presumed to be an attempted smile.
Unnerving Entry Sorcery Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. When that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you may return target creature to its owner's hand. Strange faces make for fearful exits.
"Greetings to you too, 'fellow lifeform'. I am Aelewin, of Clan Sur Ka. Who are you, and what is your clan?"Unnerving Entry: Neat idea, feels a little under rate wihtout environment specific conceits. 8/10
A Golden-Crowned Youngling Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior Trample Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. , Sacrifice two creatures: Return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with three +1/+1 counters on them. Activate only as a sorcery. 1/2
"I intend no harm. I wish for peaceful dialogue and the possible exchange of information. My archive has very little information about this place."
Not much a fan of how this encoraches on blue's space. Cantrips in other colours are fine, but this just feels like blue again. 6/10
Sun-Blade Artisan Creature - Human Artificer Warrior You may activate Equip costs any time you could cast an instant. 2/1 |
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Feb 17, 2022 18:33:50 GMT
Aelewin mentally scans the newcomer, searching for signs of immediate threat. Seeing none, they take pause, and MYA can see them become more corporeal.
"Greetings to you too, 'fellow lifeform'. I am Aelewin, of Clan Sur Ka. Who are you, and what is your clan?"Unnerving Entry: Neat idea, feels a little under rate wihtout environment specific conceits. 8/10
A Golden-Crowned Youngling Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior Trample Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. , Sacrifice two creatures: Return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with three +1/+1 counters on them. Activate only as a sorcery. 1/2 MYA freezes in place for a few moments, processing the question. "I am a Multiform-Y-Y-Youth-Adventurer, or MYA for short! Unfortunately, as per c-c-company policy, I cannot disclose their full name to foreign p-p-peoples." Considering that a sufficient answer to Aelewin's question, she quickly moves to another question. "Are you a n-n-native of this dimension, Aelewin of Clan S-S-Sur Ka?"
A Golden-Crowned Youngling: Pretty cool one-drop legend. Not sure why you specifically marked out "for the first time each turn" unless there's a ton of extra combat stuff alongside it. 8/10 Probing Questions Instant Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards, then shuffles their graveyard into their library.
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Post by Yzjdriel on Feb 21, 2022 23:12:41 GMT
froggy Sun-Blade Artisan: "equip abilities" | This is a fine rarity shift for Leonin Shikari. 9/10. "I no longer hold an official title. I am Novek, formerly of the Kitach Dominion."
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Post by froggy on Feb 23, 2022 8:34:29 GMT
MYA freezes in place for a few moments, processing the question. "I am a Multiform-Y-Y-Youth-Adventurer, or MYA for short! Unfortunately, as per c-c-company policy, I cannot disclose their full name to foreign p-p-peoples." Considering that a sufficient answer to Aelewin's question, she quickly moves to another question. "Are you a n-n-native of this dimension, Aelewin of Clan S-S-Sur Ka?"
A Golden-Crowned Youngling: Pretty cool one-drop legend. Not sure why you specifically marked out "for the first time each turn" unless there's a ton of extra combat stuff alongside it. 8/10 Probing Questions Instant Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards, then shuffles their graveyard into their library.
They look wistful for a fleeting moment, but quickly dismiss the emotion. It looks strange on their pale, green face.
"And what of you? Is this plane the one you call home?"
Probing Questions: Neat! 8/10
Smiling Knight Creature - Human Knight Whenever an opponent discards one or more cards, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. "No mortal can stand against the Smiling One, and as it goes, if you can't beat them, join them!"1/1
froggy Sun-Blade Artisan: "equip abilities" | This is a fine rarity shift for Leonin Shikari. 9/10. "I no longer hold an official title. I am Novek, formerly of the Kitach Dominion." Not a fan. Double pip commons are a rarity for good reason, this is a pretty minor downside, and a very scary statline to boot. 5/10
Darkseed Invoker Creature - Human Warlock Menace Whenever ~ attacks, you may activate one of it's abilities without paying it's costs. : Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. : Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. 2/2Aelewin has unlocked 4 mv |
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Feb 23, 2022 17:37:02 GMT
"No, I am not. My home is one far, far away. I do not know what has become of it in my absence, but I pray it still stands."
They look wistful for a fleeting moment, but quickly dismiss the emotion. It looks strange on their pale, green face.
"And what of you? Is this plane the one you call home?"
Probing Questions: Neat! 8/10
Smiling Knight Creature - Human Knight Whenever an opponent discards one or more cards, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. "No mortal can stand against the Smiling One, and as it goes, if you can't beat them, join them!"1/1 MYA reacts strangely to the question, her limbs locking in place and her face losing all visual emotion, staring straight ahead. "Unr-r-recognized query. Syntax error: 'home.' Reprocessing..." MYA says flatly, before suddenly returning to her original behavior and giving Aelewin the same attempted smile as before. "Incorrect. I am not a n-n-native of this dimension. What can you t-t-tell me about your 'home?'" MYA asks, clearly fishing for some kind of information.
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Post by froggy on Feb 25, 2022 22:23:48 GMT
MYA reacts strangely to the question, her limbs locking in place and her face losing all visual emotion, staring straight ahead. "Unr-r-recognized query. Syntax error: 'home.' Reprocessing..." MYA says flatly, before suddenly returning to her original behavior and giving Aelewin the same attempted smile as before. "Incorrect. I am not a n-n-native of this dimension. What can you t-t-tell me about your 'home?'" MYA asks, clearly fishing for some kind of information.
Smiling Knight -- Love this guy, simple but effective. 9/10 Dope. Seems really cool, and super fitting for MYA. 9/10
Guardian of Fell Realities Creature - Cat Wizard When ~ enters the battlefield, exile target creature or planeswalker until ~ leaves the battlefield. Whenever a Demon, Devil, or Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile ~. If you do, return it to the battlefield tapped under it's owner's control. Before the Mending, some Crownless fought extraplanar threats across the multiverse.2/2 |
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Feb 25, 2022 23:13:38 GMT
Aelewin looks.. perturbed, but in a way that implies some degree of recognition - if not for the exact words, but for something similar. MYA might notice that their hand seems to unconsciously slip towards the golden blade concealed under their cloak."My home was... a pretty world. One of many people, and many places, which I loved. Which I still love."They pause, considering how much to divulge, and how to proceed. It's a split second longer than would be socially normal, and if MYA is feeling perceptive, she would notice a tightness in their expression, partially hidden under a hood of darkness."And many who I do not. But such is any world. Tell me of yours."Refactor: Dope. Seems really cool, and super fitting for MYA. 9/10
Guardian of Fell Realities Creature - Cat Wizard When ~ enters the battlefield, exile target creature or planeswalker until ~ leaves the battlefield. Whenever a Demon, Devil, or Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile ~. If you do, return it to the battlefield tapped under it's owner's control. Before the Mending, some Crownless fought extraplanar threats across the multiverse.2/2 MYA looks slightly disappointed by Aelewin's response, but keeps her facsimile smile up. "How l-l-lovely! My dimension is a w-w-wondrous place. Full of innovation and creativity, thanks to --COMPANY NAME REDACTED--'s crack t-t-teams of researchers and engineers!" MYA says in a practiced tone, as though reading off a script."It's because of those g-g-genius researchers and engineers that I stand b-b-before you today!" MYA finishes her spiel, and immediately launches back into her questions. "Do you have any d-d-details on your dimension? Or any others you have v-v-visited?"
Guardian of Fell Realities - Powerful rare, depending on how many demons/devils/angels in the environment, might be too annoying to deal with? Neat idea though. 7/10
Stick to the Script Sorcery Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Until your next turn, if a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead. "No, no, no! That's not right at all. Let's take it from the top."
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Post by froggy on Feb 28, 2022 6:35:44 GMT
MYA looks slightly disappointed by Aelewin's response, but keeps her facsimile smile up. "How l-l-lovely! My dimension is a w-w-wondrous place. Full of innovation and creativity, thanks to --COMPANY NAME REDACTED--'s crack t-t-teams of researchers and engineers!" MYA says in a practiced tone, as though reading off a script."It's because of those g-g-genius researchers and engineers that I stand b-b-before you today!" MYA finishes her spiel, and immediately launches back into her questions. "Do you have any d-d-details on your dimension? Or any others you have v-v-visited?"
Guardian of Fell Realities - Powerful rare, depending on how many demons/devils/angels in the environment, might be too annoying to deal with? Neat idea though. 7/10
Stick to the Script Sorcery Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Until your next turn, if a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead. "No, no, no! That's not right at all. Let's take it from the top."
Loads of fun. 9/10
Crownless Frontliner Creature - Bird Soldier Flying Whenever a Soldier you control deals combat damage to a player, ~ deals 1 damage to that player. You gain 1 life. Sacrifice a creature: ~ gains indestructible until end of turn. 2/1 |
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Feb 28, 2022 7:20:35 GMT
Aelewin takes a step back, distinctly unnerved by MYA's unnatural nature."What and why do you seek to know? What fell intentions do your 'geniuses' hold for my world?"They have adopted an almost protective stance, and have almost a fervor about them.Stick to the Script: Loads of fun. 9/10
Crownless Frontliner Creature - Bird Soldier Flying Whenever a Soldier you control deals combat damage to a player, ~ deals 1 damage to that player. You gain 1 life. Sacrifice a creature: ~ gains indestructible until end of turn. 2/1 For the first time in this conversation, MYA's smile finally drops, being replaced by a look of confusion. "You seem to be getting d-d-defensive, but I do not under-r-rstand why. I was perfectly designed to be as nonthreatening as p-p-possible." MYA slowly takes a step forward to counteract Aelewin's step back. "Please a-a-answer the questions." And with that response, MYA's smile returns.
Crownless Frontliner - Interesting tribal lord, but it doesn't actually counter Stick to the Script. 5/10
Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. The creature you don't control loses indestructible until end of turn. One way or another, someone is going to die today.
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Post by froggy on Feb 28, 2022 9:59:01 GMT
For the first time in this conversation, MYA's smile finally drops, being replaced by a look of confusion. "You seem to be getting d-d-defensive, but I do not under-r-rstand why. I was perfectly designed to be as nonthreatening as p-p-possible." MYA slowly takes a step forward to counteract Aelewin's step back. "Please a-a-answer the questions." And with that response, MYA's smile returns.
Crownless Frontliner - Interesting tribal lord, but it doesn't actually counter Stick to the Script. 5/10
Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. The creature you don't control loses indestructible until end of turn. One way or another, someone is going to die today.
Neat! Cool prey upon variant, but I think it's a little overcosted. 8/10
Sur Ka Heretic Creature - Human Warlock Deathtouch When ~ enters the battlefield, if it entered from a graveyard, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life. 1/1 |
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Feb 28, 2022 20:50:42 GMT
Aelewin's hand clutches against the golden hilt of their blade, and they slowly unsheathe it. The gold of their blade shines in the light as inky shadow slips away from it.They raise it slowly and deliberately, and as they do, they take a step back and speak, raising the blade in a defensive formation."Who sent you, creature? What do you seek to do to my world?"Aelewin's tone is uncharacteristically uncomposed, stern mask broken by panic interluded with anger.Force Upon: Neat! Cool prey upon variant, but I think it's a little overcosted. 8/10
Sur Ka Heretic Creature - Human Warlock Deathtouch When ~ enters the battlefield, if it entered from a graveyard, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life. 1/1 Despite Aelewin's clear distress and raised weapon, MYA's smile doesn't leave her face. "As I said before, company p-p-policy dictates I cannot share the c-company name with f-f-foreign peoples." MYA again slowly takes a step forward. "I am m-m-merely a vessel for information, nothing more. So, please c-c-calm down and answer the q-q-questions." MYA moves her arm towards the sword between MYA and Aelewin, looking to grab and move it out of the way.
Sur Ka Heretic - Love this card, but it's missing the "or was cast from your graveyard" thing that Archfiend's Vessel and others in that space have. 7/10
Speaker of Oblivion Creature -- Human Wizard Flash When Speaker of Oblivion enters the battlefield, tap target creature. It gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn and doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. "There is power in being able to forget. Or to never know in the first place."
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Post by Yzjdriel on Mar 1, 2022 2:45:39 GMT
froggy Darkseed Invoker: I'm not sure how I feel about a triple-devotion activated ability, let alone two, but the free activation on attack is a neat idea. That same idea could be exploited by a high-activation cost ability that gets mutated, merged, or otherwise added to this creature's text, which is cool. 8/10. "I would appreciate any assistance you are willing and able to offer. I seek a means to stop that which has already begun; failing that, I seek a means to restore that which has already been destroyed."
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Post by froggy on Mar 2, 2022 3:49:45 GMT
Despite Aelewin's clear distress and raised weapon, MYA's smile doesn't leave her face. "As I said before, company p-p-policy dictates I cannot share the c-company name with f-f-foreign peoples." MYA again slowly takes a step forward. "I am m-m-merely a vessel for information, nothing more. So, please c-c-calm down and answer the q-q-questions." MYA moves her arm towards the sword between MYA and Aelewin, looking to grab and move it out of the way.
Sur Ka Heretic - Love this card, but it's missing the "or was cast from your graveyard" thing that Archfiend's Vessel and others in that space have. 7/10
Speaker of Oblivion Creature -- Human Wizard Flash When Speaker of Oblivion enters the battlefield, tap target creature. It gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn and doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. "There is power in being able to forget. Or to never know in the first place."
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"I'll say nothing to you, aberration!"
Speaker of Oblivion: Cool idea. Nice little tempo play. 9/10
Breaker of Oblivions Creature - Human Warrior Flash When ~ enters the battlefield, exile target non-Warrior creature, then return it to the battlefield tapped under it's owner's control. If it wasn't a creature you own, you lose 2 life. 2/1
froggy Darkseed Invoker: I'm not sure how I feel about a triple-devotion activated ability, let alone two, but the free activation on attack is a neat idea. That same idea could be exploited by a high-activation cost ability that gets mutated, merged, or otherwise added to this creature's text, which is cool. 8/10. "I would appreciate any assistance you are willing and able to offer. I seek a means to stop that which has already begun; failing that, I seek a means to restore that which has already been destroyed." What does purple bring to this? Seems like not a lot. Card is fine, but I don't think this sort of two-axis answer necessarily plays amazing. 7/10
Determination Creature - Incarnation Deathtouch Once on each of your turns, when another creature you control would leave the battlefield, you may put a -1/-1 counter on it instead. It burns not with desperation, but with the willingness to never give up.4/3 |
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Mar 2, 2022 4:16:45 GMT
Aelewin dodges backward, moving their sword out of the way, and in the same movement spins, moving their blade to slash at MYA's arm.
"I'll say nothing to you, aberration!"
Speaker of Oblivion: Cool idea. Nice little tempo play. 9/10
Breaker of Oblivions Creature - Human Warrior Flash When ~ enters the battlefield, exile target non-Warrior creature, then return it to the battlefield tapped under it's owner's control. If it wasn't a creature you own, you lose 2 life. 2/1 MYA makes no move to avoid the strike, the blade cutting deep into her arm. A thick, translucent blue liquid begins to seep out of the wound. MYA's face changes back to a look of confusion, but there is no indication of pain from the attack. "Your aggression is unc-c-called for. I have done n-n-nothing to harm you. Please calm down." MYA says calmly, before suddenly lunging forwards towards Aelewin, attempting a much more wild grab at her sword.
Breaker of Oblivions - Oh love this thing it's super sick. Great uncommon. 9/10
Disarming Charm Sorcery Return target creature and all Equipment attached to it to their owner's hands. What good is a blade that refuses to be raised in combat?
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
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Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 2, 2022 4:41:21 GMT
MYA makes no move to avoid the strike, the blade cutting deep into her arm. A thick, translucent blue liquid begins to seep out of the wound. MYA's face changes back to a look of confusion, but there is no indication of pain from the attack. "Your aggression is unc-c-called for. I have done n-n-nothing to harm you. Please calm down." MYA says calmly, before suddenly lunging forwards towards Aelewin, attempting a much more wild grab at her sword.
Breaker of Oblivions - Oh love this thing it's super sick. Great uncommon. 9/10
Disarming Charm Sorcery Return target creature and all Equipment attached to it to their owner's hands. What good is a blade that refuses to be raised in combat?
Neat. Not much to say here, but seems deece. 8/10
Aelewin's Defiance Instant Target creature you control gets +4/+2 and gains menace and hexproof until end of turn. The fiend was upon them, and yet, Aelewin stood strong. |
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TheCatsEighthLife
1/1 Squirrel
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Favorite Card: Phyrexian Gremlins
Favorite Set: Avacyn Restored
Color Alignment: Black, Red
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Mar 2, 2022 5:48:18 GMT
"I will heed your falsities no longer, nor those of your masters. You will not have my world, not even in it's dying breath!"Aelewin is swallowed up into thick, shadowy fog, only for their body to reform behind MYA, blade this time aimed for her chest.Disarming Charm: Neat. Not much to say here, but seems deece. 8/10
Aelewin's Defiance Instant Target creature you control gets +4/+2 and gains menace and hexproof until end of turn. The fiend was upon them, and yet, Aelewin stood strong. MYA looks confusedly at the spot Aelewin was standing moments before, but her face quickly turns to shock as Aelewin's sword skewers her through the back, the same translucent blue liquid spraying out in an arc from MYA's chest. "T-t-this... wasn't s-s-supposed to... h-h-hap..." She manages to stutter out a few words before falling silent and going limp. MYA is dead.
Aelewin's Defiance - Nice simple combat trick. I do question its rarity placement, as I would feel really sad if I opened a back and got a giant growth as my uncommon. 8/10
Unexpected Development Sorcery Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It loses all abilities and becomes a 0/0 green and blue Fractal until end of turn.
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
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Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 2, 2022 6:01:43 GMT
MYA looks confusedly at the spot Aelewin was standing moments before, but her face quickly turns to shock as Aelewin's sword skewers her through the back, the same translucent blue liquid spraying out in an arc from MYA's chest. "T-t-this... wasn't s-s-supposed to... h-h-hap..." She manages to stutter out a few words before falling silent and going limp. MYA is dead.
Aelewin's Defiance - Nice simple combat trick. I do question its rarity placement, as I would feel really sad if I opened a back and got a giant growth as my uncommon. 8/10
Unexpected Development Sorcery Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It loses all abilities and becomes a 0/0 green and blue Fractal until end of turn.
Seems really overcosted tbh. Idk, it's just a lil weak tbh, but the idea is fun. 7/10
Corpseheave Goliath Creature - Giant Menace Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. Remove two counters from ~: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate only as a sorcery. Magical titans roam the deadlands, accruing bodies in a ghastly shell around them.4/3 |
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TheCatsEighthLife
1/1 Squirrel
Profile picture by Silvia Gorchakova (@Gorchart on Instagram and Twitter)
Posts: 53
Favorite Card: Phyrexian Gremlins
Favorite Set: Avacyn Restored
Color Alignment: Black, Red
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Mar 2, 2022 6:07:07 GMT
Aelewin takes a step back as they retract the blade from MYA's back, clearly caught off-guard. They take a second to regain their composure, before prodding MYA's body with their blade.Unexpected Development: Seems really overcosted tbh. Idk, it's just a lil weak tbh, but the idea is fun. 7/10
Corpseheave Goliath Creature - Giant Menace Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. Remove two counters from ~: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate only as a sorcery. Magical titans roam the deadlands, accruing bodies in a ghastly shell around them.4/3 - Super sick big ol rare. Love it. 10/10 |
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Post by cajun on Mar 3, 2022 18:24:09 GMT
As Aelewin travels the Arena, they come across a hulking mechanical person that seems to be sniffing at the air. His face turns as Aelewin approaches. A crackly voice speaks. "W̪͕̜ͥ̏͂a̝ͯn̼̼̣͌͐͑d̘̬ẽ̉̈re͕͖͙r̻̣.̻̂ ̳͑D̘ͣȏ̲̣̟̋̓ ̂͆ͯyou ̥ͩknow wh͚̦̖erͪͅe̜̮̫ th͛e ̤͕̥̄̍ͪo̞ͨne ̥̱̏̽w̬͎̩ho̓ d͕͍̻̍̿́ỉ̟̭̠̌ͥd ̱̈́th̆i̗͚ͩͧs̹̺̾ͩ is̱̻͒̿?"
There does not seem to be anything unusual in the area, except perhaps the metal man himself. Experiment[3]  Legendary Planeswalker - Three Spells you cast that target cost less to cast. [+1]: Target player loses 1 life. Scry 1.
[-3]: Whenever you cast a spell that targets this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
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lmk if the static text is too much
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Mar 3, 2022 22:35:09 GMT
As Aelewin travels the Arena, they come across a hulking mechanical person that seems to be sniffing at the air. His face turns as Aelewin approaches. A crackly voice speaks. "W̪͕̜ͥ̏͂a̝ͯn̼̼̣͌͐͑d̘̬ẽ̉̈re͕͖͙r̻̣.̻̂ ̳͑D̘ͣȏ̲̣̟̋̓ ̂͆ͯyou ̥ͩknow wh͚̦̖erͪͅe̜̮̫ th͛e ̤͕̥̄̍ͪo̞ͨne ̥̱̏̽w̬͎̩ho̓ d͕͍̻̍̿́ỉ̟̭̠̌ͥd ̱̈́th̆i̗͚ͩͧs̹̺̾ͩ is̱̻͒̿?"
There does not seem to be anything unusual in the area, except perhaps the metal man himself. Experiment[3] Legendary Planeswalker - Three Spells you cast that target cost less to cast. [+1]: Target player loses 1 life. Scry 1.
[-3]: Whenever you cast a spell that targets this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
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lmk if the static text is too much
Fun fella. I'm a fan. 9/10Selignon Brood-Butcher Creature - Fungus Horror When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent. Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1. 2/3 |
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Post by cajun on Mar 4, 2022 3:53:33 GMT
They keep a close eye on the metallic figure, unsure as to what artifice created him and still wary as to the nature of such technology - especially after MYA - but engages regardless."I know not who the one who did this is, nor where they are or even what 'this' is, creature."Experiment[3]: Fun fella. I'm a fan. 9/10Selignon Brood-Butcher Creature - Fungus Horror When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent. Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1. 2/3 "Sh̺̥ͮ̇e ̟̹́͐i̼͖̺͋͛̇s̲̱ͅ ȁ ́c̻ͯo̐n̳̞͔s͉t̫r͇͑ù̖ctë́̂d ̤̹̮f̭̘oͮ̿r͑ͦͧm̳, l̈̈́ͧi͙̖ͅk̻̚ẹ̠͛͂ ̘̰̅̚m̰̬̙̊ͣ́y͗se͚ͥlf.̤͗ ̜ͩ͛ͅSwoͦr̫͗n ͙̯ͭͬt̩ͨō̰͚̈ ͇͑p̮̰̞̿́͒r̟̠̖o̪̿t͎̓ecͧͮt͛͂̏tͮh͖oͭͭs̮e s̭͛h̹̝ͥ͌e ͐ͅe̫̭͍ͫ̄̀ṅ̪͈̥ͬͤcͭo͙͇u̩̺͈ñ̖̲͎̋͐t͎͉ͮͯe̬̞͔red̃ͮͨ." He looks back to whatever it was he was sniffing. "''̑͛Th͈i̬̾s'̩ ̰̽ḯ̳s̙̉ ̞̫͊͂th̒e͕̖͍ sͅc̠͙̍̎a̖rri̞ͯ̄ͣn̗̻͐ͧg ͭof ͓̍̌͂a͊̿ ̩ͣp̹̼̜l̿̌anͧ̍̓e̳̜͇͒͗̿ ̉̍e̲n̈d̆͒̾a̯̥̐ͬng̎̒ered̠ͣ. ́̔Yͫ͋ouͤ̍̔ ̤̭͍ͮ̈ͯs̋̍h̰̦̺͐ͦ̐oͦͤu̒lͣ̔d a̗͂ssͬ̔̆i̲̙̪stͬ̇ ͫ͑m̼ͯe̟̮ in̠͊̃ͅ ͌͒̒
coṋ͉̒͗ta͔̳̝͗͛̎in̠̔in͖̲̪g ̿ͦhe̤̐r̯̟ͧ́, o̘͂r̜̃ ͌̒otͤ̌̾he̳̥ȓ̟w̱͊i̻̹ͣ̌s̉e, ̘̤̖̆ͮͧe̩̫̩sc̼͉͒̍a̤͐p͈̌e̮̱̎̌ ̜̼t͕͈̗hi͐͋̚s̖̓ ̪̤̈́̋p̔lͪͪ͆a͓͐c̤̖̉̓e̱ͮ ̲w͎̻͆̚hile̖ͪ ̲̦́̍yo̼̳̰u ś̩til̄̃̿l ̋̓can̞.̈ͩ̆" Fragile Reality Instant Put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is its toughness minus 1.
Selignon Brood-Butcher - bramblecrush made some trades. i suspect this should be 2/2 like acidic slime. 8/10
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