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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 8, 2019 17:35:58 GMT
Xander awkwardly fist bumps Vern, with a look of confusion if not disgust on his face. He then seems to collect himself. "Alright then. Let's see what your strange magic can do."
Xander draws his blades, and rushes towards Vern. Pilgrim of Charity   Creature - Human Cleric  When Pilgrim of Charity leaves the battlefield, gain 3 life. 1/3 He travels through mountains and valleys, leaving the villages he visits just a bit richer than he left them.Isolated Confrontation: I like it, but the wording is a bit weird. 8/10 |
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Post by Neottolemo on Jul 11, 2019 18:59:27 GMT
Xander awkwardly fist bumps Vern, with a look of confusion if not disgust on his face. He then seems to collect himself. "Alright then. Let's see what your strange magic can do."
Xander draws his blades, and rushes towards Vern. Pilgrim of Charity Creature - Human Cleric When Pilgrim of Charity leaves the battlefield, gain 3 life. 1/3 He travels through mountains and valleys, leaving the villages he visits just a bit richer than he left them.Isolated Confrontation: I like it, but the wording is a bit weird. 8/10 Pilgrim of Charity is just really neat. 10/10
Xander's blades hit thin air. For some reason, Vern is a little bit to the left of the point where Xander expected them to be, yet doesn't seem to have actually moved at all. Strange. Vern just sort of goes to weakly slap Xander's face, without actually putting any strength into it.
Be Somewhere Else (‽) Enchantment   (‽): Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target creature this turn. |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 11, 2019 22:59:01 GMT
Xander's blades hit thin air. For some reason, Vern is a little bit to the left of the point where Xander expected them to be, yet doesn't seem to have actually moved at all. Strange.
Vern just sort of goes to weakly slap Xander's face, without actually putting any strength into it. 8.5->9/10. I would prefer to even out cost of the spell and the cost of the ability. "Cool trick," Xander says with a grin. "I was kinda expecting something with more... offense?" Xander steps away and lets Vern prepare his attack. Steady Peace Enchantment Whenever damage is prevented, you gain that much life. |
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Post by Neottolemo on Jul 12, 2019 7:13:18 GMT
Xander's blades hit thin air. For some reason, Vern is a little bit to the left of the point where Xander expected them to be, yet doesn't seem to have actually moved at all. Strange.
Vern just sort of goes to weakly slap Xander's face, without actually putting any strength into it. 8.5->9/10. I would prefer to even out cost of the spell and the cost of the ability. "Cool trick," Xander says with a grin. "I was kinda expecting something with more... offense?" Xander steps away and lets Vern prepare his attack. Steady Peace Enchantment Whenever damage is prevented, you gain that much life. Steady Peace should be fine. 9/10
"Slapfights are what I do best, yo. I could try something else, though. Maybe... this?" Vern snaps their fingers and creates a pair of scaled gauntlets on their hands. "Better." With one, Vern goes to slap Xander... "Whoops, habits." But it was a feint. Xander feels a force physically dragging him at high speeds towards Vern's other fist, with which Vern is trying to punch Xander in the gut.
Gravity Gauntlets  (‽) Artifact - Equipment  Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying. Whenever the equipped creature attacks, you may tap or untap target creature. Then you may pay  (‽). If you do, the equipped creature fights that creature. Equip (‽) |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 12, 2019 21:29:48 GMT
Xander takes a moment to recover from the blow, then takes out a notebook, and starts taking notes. "So you just fight using weaker slaps normally, when you could be hitting like that?"
Known Cheat 
Creature - Vampire Warrior Flying : Known Cheat gains deathtouch until end of turn. 2/2 Even the mightiest warriors have fallen beneath a much smaller blade.*Using Deathtouch to kill whatever Gravity Gauntlets is attached to. Gravity Gauntlets: 7/10. It's kind of a lot of effects. |
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Post by Neottolemo on Jul 18, 2019 17:41:29 GMT
Xander takes a moment to recover from the blow, then takes out a notebook, and starts taking notes. "So you just fight using weaker slaps normally, when you could be hitting like that?"
Known Cheat
Creature - Vampire Warrior Flying : Known Cheat gains deathtouch until end of turn. 2/2 Even the mightiest warriors have fallen beneath a much smaller blade.*Using Deathtouch to kill whatever Gravity Gauntlets is attached to. Gravity Gauntlets: 7/10. It's kind of a lot of effects. Known Cheat looks fine, 9/10
"I mean, I - hold on, you're writing stuff, dude? Is the fight over?"
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 21, 2019 2:19:08 GMT
NeottolemoXander puts his tome away. "Uh, not necessarily. I'm just trying to make notes on your mana. I've never seen it before."
blueseclipse mrlozano cajun If any of you guys care about talking to Xander after the bit on gurf's board, Xander is available and not that hard to find once you're looking for him. He's in a glorified shed, resting, and trying to heal himself.
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Post by Neottolemo on Jul 23, 2019 8:22:02 GMT
Neottolemo Xander puts his tome away. "Uh, not necessarily. I'm just trying to make notes on your mana. I've never seen it before."
blueseclipse mrlozano cajun If any of you guys care about talking to Xander after the bit on gurf's board, Xander is available and not that hard to find once you're looking for him. He's in a glorified shed, resting, and trying to heal himself. "Alright." A rifle materialises in Vern's hands. They point and shoot. The bullet homes in on Xander.
Kasranis Rifle (‽) Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has vigilance and must be blocked each combat if able. Equip
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 23, 2019 15:27:03 GMT
Xander watches the rifle intently, and he appears... different, for a moment. His expression and clothes are the same, but something is off. As the bullet strikes him, he turns into a cloud, and dissipates. As the cloud is dissipating, however, another Xander walks towards the old one from the side. "Impressive. But how long does that thing take to reload?" Xander draws his blades, and slowly advances towards Vern, but as he does, Vern sees Xander split into two, then four, then eight. Just an Illusion  Instant Return target attacking or blocking creature you control to its owner's hand. Create a 2/2 blue Illusion creature token. Kasranis Rifle: 8/10. While it's a very interesting card, it should not be an uncommon. |
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Post by Neottolemo on Jul 23, 2019 16:02:59 GMT
Xander watches the rifle intently, and he appears... different, for a moment. His expression and clothes are the same, but something is off. As the bullet strikes him, he turns into a cloud, and dissipates. As the cloud is dissipating, however, another Xander walks towards the old one from the side. "Impressive. But how long does that thing take to reload?" Xander draws his blades, and slowly advances towards Vern, but as he does, Vern sees Xander split into two, then four, then eight. Just an Illusion Instant Return target attacking or blocking creature you control to its owner's hand. Create a 2/2 blue Illusion creature token. Kasranis Rifle: 8/10. While it's a very interesting card, it should not be an uncommon. "Oh, hey, seems your magic isn't all that different," says a different Vern, who just sort of showed up with an arm around one of the Xanders' necks and the other holding a gun to their head. "I do this a lot," says another. "Which is part of why the slapping thing is a thing. There's a lot of other reasons but I have to talk fast because you look older and can probably break out of this hold since I'm not all that strong in my arms so I've got to shoot you. I hope you can do the cloud thing again or something like that but if not I'll just move you out of the way of the bullet. Click."
There's More  (‽)(‽)(‽) Sorcery For each creature you control with power and toughness both X or less, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
Just an Illusion: I think given the "attacking or blocking" restriction this could cost and be but it seems nice. 8/10 |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 23, 2019 16:54:18 GMT
The shot Xander dissipates as before. Another Xander speaks up. "I'm getting a bit lost in all the illusions now... it's much simpler when I'm the only one doing it."A blue wave of mana pulses from one of the Xanders, removing all illusions it hits, until he's the only one left. Mass Dispersion
Instant Return up to X nonland permanents to their owner's hands. There's More: 10/10. That's all I'm saying about it. |
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Post by Neottolemo on Jul 27, 2019 19:59:27 GMT
The shot Xander dissipates as before. Another Xander speaks up. "I'm getting a bit lost in all the illusions now... it's much simpler when I'm the only one doing it."A blue wave of mana pulses from one of the Xanders, removing all illusions it hits, until he's the only one left. Mass Dispersion
Instant Return up to X nonland permanents to their owner's hands. There's More: 10/10. That's all I'm saying about it. Mass Dispersion looks neat but probably undercosted (especially at X=3). 8/10
Technically all the Xanders were supposed to be getting shot, but it doesn't really matter.
"Uh, those weren't illusions, dude, they're like, me, but if I had decided to move over there, but not actual me-s moved over here, more like pictures of those me-s which I took there and then slapped over here... I think? I don't know. Anyway, whatever you just did seems to have worked, so, like, who cares, hahaha. Let me just, uhh..." Vern closes their eyes and a pillar appears in front of them. "I don't know, XD. I'm just trying things out here when it comes to attacking, but nothing seems destructive enough." Vern telekinetically sends the pillar towards Xander in an attempt to hit him.
Ruin That Wasn't Land Ruin That Wasn't enters the battlefield tapped.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 28, 2019 16:47:16 GMT
Neottolemo Well, you only said "one of the Xanders" so I took that to mean that only one was getting shot, but I guess either way works. "Well, trying out new attacks here is good. Then you'll have ideas for what to use in a more serious combat situation."But his non-illusions though... This is more screwing with time than I've ever seen anyone do...As the pillar reaches Xander, he extends a hand, and touches it lightly, and it turns to ash. Stay the Ground Instant Destroy up to two target land creatures. It's controller may search their library for that many basic land cards, put them on the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library. Hmm, how to balance Path to Exile around only land creatures...Ruin That Wasn't: 9/10. This is perfectly fine, given Dread Statuary.
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Post by Neottolemo on Jul 28, 2019 20:47:29 GMT
Neottolemo Well, you only said "one of the Xanders" so I took that to mean that only one was getting shot, but I guess either way works. "Well, trying out new attacks here is good. Then you'll have ideas for what to use in a more serious combat situation."But his non-illusions though... This is more screwing with time than I've ever seen anyone do...As the pillar reaches Xander, he extends a hand, and touches it lightly, and it turns to ash. Stay the Ground Instant Destroy up to two target land creatures. It's controller may search their library for that many basic land cards, put them on the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library. Hmm, how to balance Path to Exile around only land creatures...Ruin That Wasn't: 9/10. This is perfectly fine, given Dread Statuary. Stay the Ground: I really like this idea, but there are no cards that work exclusively on land creatures and don't have a body or a different option to compensate the narrowness of the effect, so maybe put this as a mode on a modal spell or as an etb ability on a creature instead, and probably not at common. Still, 6.5/10
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Post by chefantasia on Jul 29, 2019 19:10:08 GMT
"Ay, guys, come on, you damn pantegane, you're wasting my time! I don't smell nobody 'round these parts, this is useless! Can't ya like, do things yourselves? I was out hunting, I found this big-""Oi oi boss, shut the fuck up for a second. There's a guy like right there, ya blind or something?"
Three muscular looking creatures following what seems to be their leader are approaching Xander, slowly and calmly strolling towards him. Armed with crude battle-axes, swords, maces and spears, they stop when suddenly the bugbear raises his right hand. "Couldn't ya tell me before he saw or heard us? I mean, shit, I got no nickname for this gerbillo-looking-ass. Oh, nevermind, found it, sounds nice."The beast-like humanoid then takes some steps towards the sorcerer smile on his crooked face. "Heya, I'm Rodomonte, 's this place yours? A chat would be pleasant."
Mean-Looking Crew  Creature - Goblin Warrior Whenever Mean-Looking Crew attacks, other attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. Other creatures you control get +0/+2 while Mean-Looking Crew is untapped. 2/2
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 29, 2019 20:59:39 GMT
chefantasia(I would defend by making the exact opposite of this card, but I have no multicolor yet  ) Talking cats, vampire sirens, and now goblins? Here I thought this plane was weird enough as is.Xander performs a small bow. "Xander Dirigo. I couldn't quite call this place mine, but conversation would be welcome. If I may ask, where are you from? I think you're the first goblins I've seen here."
Disarming Light
Instant Creatures your opponents' control get -2/-0 until end of turn. "Sometimes a kind smile is all it takes for an enemy to become a friend."Mean-Looking Crew: 9/10. I love everything about the card, except it seems a bit small at 2/2 when it doesn't get its own buffs.
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Post by chefantasia on Jul 30, 2019 9:51:03 GMT
chefantasia (I would defend by making the exact opposite of this card, but I have no multicolor yet ) Talking cats, vampire sirens, and now goblins? Here I thought this plane was weird enough as is.Xander performs a small bow. "Xander Dirigo. I couldn't quite call this place mine, but conversation would be welcome. If I may ask, where are you from? I think you're the first goblins I've seen here."
Disarming Light
Instant Creatures your opponents' control get -2/-0 until end of turn. "Sometimes a kind smile is all it takes for an enemy to become a friend." The leader of the four humanoids, the closest to Xander, blinked two or three times before apparently assimilating what the other planeswalker had just said, as if it was somehow complicated or strange. Then, he spoke. "Ah! We ain't goblins, goblin-OIDS! Look, dude, we got some fur, we're tall as a tree, we're tough as a bear, we're bugbears! We don't like when you mix us up, this a warning for when you encounter fellas that ain't as friendly as me, got it?"
His minions nodded and grunted a bit. They signaled something to eachother with their hands, and they scattered, looking around Xander's domain, curiousity in their small black eyes.
"Anyways, I'll gloss over that, 'tis no biggie, y'know, I get it, you haven't seen a lot of us. I'm'a, uhhh, I know it sound bonkers and that I don't look the part, but I'm the King of many places. My home world's called Underra, ay. Issa nice kingdom, but, y'know, goblinoids and whatev's, humans and things, reproduce at high rates. I figured I'd give my buddies sum other places, while doing what I love."
The creature grinned, as if thinking about something fun to do. He shook his head, talking some more.
"Look, I can see you's a smart kid, ay? I'd like to make a proposition, but first I need to understand what you're capable of. So, wad'ya say, wanna show me? I got a man that fears nothing. Emilio, get ya ass over here!"
Rodomonte stopped, at the end of the sentence, snapping his fingers towards one of his goons. The bugbear got closer, quickly, standing to the boss' right. An amulet appeared on his neck after a snap of red light. They both showed off a crooked smile.
Disarming Light: The effect as is seems to be only on blue cards. Even if you could fit it in white, it's overcosted, and I don't think it should be an uncommon. 6/10
Amulet of Undying Artifact - Equipped If the equipped creature would be destroyed or exiled, you may sacrifice Amulet of Undying and pay instead. If you do, put two +1/+1 on that creature. Equip |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 30, 2019 15:09:21 GMT
chefantasia
Amulet of Undying: I wanna say that Undying isn't in white, but after looking at it, Undying doesn't have that many cards, and it is in the other four colors, so why not. 8/10 Doing what you love...? Well now I'm suspicious.
"Show you what I can do, eh? Alright. I suppose I'll start with something simple."
Xander extends his hand towards the bugbear wearing the amulet, and a black cloud begins to flow out of his hand. This cloud grows, and surrounds the goblinoid, clinging to it, draining it painfully, until the amulet shines brightly. Once it does, the cloud retreats into Xander's sleeve. "Well alright, had he not been wearing the amulet, he would be dead. But maybe you were asking for something flashier?"
Xander finishes that question sounding rather eager. Reap the Weak Instant Choose One: ::Destroy target creature with no +1/+1 counters on it. ::Destroy target equipped creature.
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Post by chefantasia on Jul 30, 2019 19:48:46 GMT
The two creature carefully studied the mist with their eyes, exchanging glances at each other. Even while under the effects of the mist, the warrior looked unfazed, as if used to similar if not worse torture. "Y'up to the challenge, ay?", replied Rodomonte to the sorcerer's words, laughing a bit.
"Well, ya don't seem half bad. Sure, show me some more. But in the meanwhile, I'll give ya my idea. Y'know, roads keep a world connected. Crossroads are the center of trade'n shit, yeah, and this place, or 'round here at least, seems like a nice place to settle and build a city of some sort, a marketplace. Y'all got some good prey around here too. So, I thought we could fix ya up with a nice mansion, a wizard's tower, and ya could be in the middle of the whole thing, y'know, controlling stuff, looking out for ya old pal over here. I assure you, many of my men are great at the arcane arts aswell, and I'm renowned for my conjuring abilities, so you'd have buddies to talk to when you need help with ya'lls work."
As if he wanted to demonstrate what he had just claimed, he raised his hand to his face, and snapped his fingers. A gigantic figure covered the sun, in a matter of seconds. Red eyes of anger, molten rock for skin and a sword of burning hot metal, the summoned creature raised his weapon, in an attempt to assault the group. Rodomonte put his hand forward, trying to tell Xander to stop before doing anything: with a jump, the earth cracked under his feet, and he was in mid air almost instantly. His hand reached the blade, and, with two fingers, he managed to stop it.
"Ay, he's a big feller, amirite? Try bringing him down, I'm sure you can do it.", shouted Rodomonte. It looked like something had been infused in the giant: white spots of bright light passed through its "veins", and it shouted in anger. Rodomonte fell back to the ground once again and he stood there, waiting for Xander's next move.
Reap the Weak: I don't know, maybe the restcrictions are not that strict. If you aren't up against someone with a deck that utilizes +1/+1 counters it's basically just Murder for less. 7.5/10
Giant of the Molten Core Creature - Giant Elemental When Giant of the Molten Core enters the battlefield, exile an artifact card from your graveyard if able. If you do, Giant of the Molten Core gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Giant of the Molten Core attacks each combat if able. Part of a tribe of long forgotten heroes, turned mad by the power of the Core and the pain it caused.5/5 |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jul 31, 2019 15:31:25 GMT
chefantasia
"He seems rather useful, though, especially with the construction efforts."Runes glow blue on Xander's pant legs, and he flies up to the shoulder of the colossus. He then puts his hands to its neck, and appears to force energy into it. Its molten skin turns from red to a hotter blue, and its eyes shift from a blind rage into a somewhat calmer expression. Once the transition is complete, Xander descends back to the ground. A manor of my own? A tower? It... would be nice, I suppose.
Xander turns to Rodomonte. "I like your plan, and I would be happy to help you create the infrastructure to unify this place."
Succumb to Temptation
Enchantment - Aura  Enchant Creature You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature is blue in addition to its other colors. : Enchanted creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
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Post by mrlozano on Aug 1, 2019 18:05:28 GMT
(I was waiting for the thing in gurf's board to end, but it's taking longer than expected and I don't think that anything else important to the plot will happen so... Also, just for context, this happens soon after the battle with Bell.) Michi walks near Xander's restplace. "Hello? Meowster Xander? Are you somewhere out there? I'm here to help!"Michi, Lost in the Woods  Legendary Planeswalker - Michi Whenever a creature attacks ~, reveal the top card of your library. If it’s a land card, remove that creature from combat. Then you may put the revealed card on the bottom of your library.  : Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.  : Draw a card for each creature you control.  |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Aug 1, 2019 19:37:21 GMT
mrlozanoXander is in a small circular hut, laying in bed when he hears Michi's voice. He slowly gets up, and steps into the doorway, leaning on it heavily. "Michi! I'm glad you're okay. I... should've left sooner, I think." Xander's speech is pained, and some of his wounds have begun to form scars. Fatal Wound Enchantment - Aura Curse Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player removes a counter from each permanent they control with counters on it. If that player controls no permanents with counters on them, they lose 2 life instead. Michi, Lost in the Woods: 5/10 My first issue here is making it so that they can't block your large green creatures or your Seraph of the Masses by giving said creatures protection. Second, the passive... if the top card is a land, you just remove all creatures attacking it from combat. I would force the player to draw the card if it's a land.
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Post by mrlozano on Aug 1, 2019 19:54:42 GMT
Xander is in a small circular hut, laying in bed when he hears Michi's voice. He slowly gets up, and steps into the doorway, leaning on it heavily. "Michi! I'm glad you're okay. I... should've left sooner, I think." Xander's speech is pained, and some of his wounds have begun to form scars. Fatal Wound Enchantment - Aura Curse Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player removes a counter from each permanent they control with counters on it. If that player controls no permanents with counters on them, they lose 2 life instead. Michi, Lost in the Woods: 5/10 My first issue here is making it so that they can't block your large green creatures or your Seraph of the Masses by giving said creatures protection. Second, the passive... if the top card is a land, you just remove all creatures attacking it from combat. I would force the player to draw the card if it's aMixc land. Instant Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If it had a subtype, draw a card. Fatal Wound: I think this can cost 1 more, depending on the rarity. And the first part seems much more impactful than the second. Otherwise, it's pretty neat. 7/10 |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Aug 1, 2019 20:25:51 GMT
mrlozanoOh my god I forgot to put a rarity on it Fatal Wound was supposed to be Xander sits back down on the bed, and lets Michi work on him. "Heh... thank you. I thought it was a good idea, but I guess it only made Bell angrier."
Maybe it would've been braver of me to stay. To make sure that everyone else could get away alright, too.
"Do you know if the others are okay?"Unyielding Resistance
Enchantment - Aura Enchant Permanent Whenever enchanted permanent would leave the battlefield, you may exile Unyielding Resistance instead. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature, or a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker. Purifying Salvo: 9/10. The subtype bit is... interesting... I like it, but at the same time, it feels weird.
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Post by Neottolemo on Aug 3, 2019 13:42:34 GMT
Neottolemo Well, you only said "one of the Xanders" so I took that to mean that only one was getting shot, but I guess either way works. "Well, trying out new attacks here is good. Then you'll have ideas for what to use in a more serious combat situation."But his non-illusions though... This is more screwing with time than I've ever seen anyone do...As the pillar reaches Xander, he extends a hand, and touches it lightly, and it turns to ash. Stay the Ground Instant Destroy up to two target land creatures. It's controller may search their library for that many basic land cards, put them on the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library. Hmm, how to balance Path to Exile around only land creatures...Ruin That Wasn't: 9/10. This is perfectly fine, given Dread Statuary. Stay the Ground: I really like this idea, but there are no cards that work exclusively on land creatures and don't have a body or a different option to compensate the narrowness of the effect, so maybe put this as a mode on a modal spell or as an etb ability on a creature instead, and probably not at common. Still, 6.5/10
Full response later.
"Whoa! That looks scary. Let me just..." Vern closes their eyes for a moment. The earth trembles. The points of two massive horns begin to emerge at a large distance from one another, but within Xander's line of view. Vern's eyes open again, panickedly. "Ah, shit." A large pulse emanates from one of the horns and goes towards Xander, distorting what it meets. Air itself seems to melt where it passes.
Beyondpulse (‽)(‽) Sorcery Exile target permanent unless its controller has you create a 6/6 colorless Demon creature token with flying and trample.
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Post by mrlozano on Aug 3, 2019 16:23:53 GMT
Xander sits back down on the bed, and lets Michi work on him. "Heh... thank you. I thought it was a good idea, but I guess it only made Bell angrier."
Maybe it would've been braver of me to stay. To make sure that everyone else could get away alright, too.
"Do you know if the others are okay?"Unyielding Resistance
Enchantment - Aura Enchant Permanent Whenever enchanted permanent would leave the battlefield, you may exile Unyielding Resistance instead. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature, or a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker. Instant You gain 3 life for each permanent you controlled that left the battlefield this turn. Unyielding Resistance: Typos, this doesn't need the you may and permanent shouldn't be capitalyzed. The card itself is prety good, though. 8/10 |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Aug 3, 2019 21:21:20 GMT
NeottolemoXander draws his blades, and flies over to Vern, his eyes fixated on the horns. "It sounds like that wasn't on purpose. Are you alright?"Stand Strong Instant Counter target spell that targets a permanent unless its controller pays , where X is the highest converted mana cost among permanents targeted by that spell. Beyondpulse: 10/10. The 6/6 with flying and trample is suspicious, but it works really well with the 4 mana rare removal. Plus I love it when you get to have your opponent make choices like that. mrlozano"I can do that, I think. If you and Doer ever end up needing a favor, let me know. And thank you for the help and the visit."Bountiful Health Enchantment Whenever another player gains life, you may gain that much life. Doctor's Orders: 9/10. The name works well with the rp, but it doesn't work well with the effect.
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Post by chefantasia on Aug 4, 2019 20:05:26 GMT
chefantasia
"He seems rather useful, though, especially with the construction efforts."Runes glow blue on Xander's pant legs, and he flies up to the shoulder of the colossus. He then puts his hands to its neck, and appears to force energy into it. Its molten skin turns from red to a hotter blue, and its eyes shift from a blind rage into a somewhat calmer expression. Once the transition is complete, Xander descends back to the ground. A manor of my own? A tower? It... would be nice, I suppose.
Xander turns to Rodomonte. "I like your plan, and I would be happy to help you create the infrastructure to unify this place."
Succumb to Temptation
Enchantment - Aura Enchant Creature You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature is blue in addition to its other colors. : Enchanted creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
Succumb to Temptation: I think that the costing makes it strange to run in a deck. I don't know, the ability wouldn't get activated that often, and it doesn't seem that strong anyways. I think people would just run this in a mono like a Mind Control that costs 1 less. 7.5/10
Rodomonte seems rather pleased, listening to the other planeswalker's answer. He laughed when he saw his creature sedated by the sorcerer. "Ha! I've never had such a strong wizard be so cooperative'n reasonable. Maybe iss because we look all mean 'n stuff, y'know? But's a nice change o' pace. Pantegane, get back to Rodent's peak, tell those fucko's that Giorgio wanted to move somewhere else to get ready, I'll summon 'em. We'll be buildin' sumthing, am I rite?", he announced, ordering his minions to go back to their base of operation and speaking directly with Xander in his last sentence. "Y'all never built a city? I like arch... archi... whatev's, that. I like that, I've liked it ever since I was a kid, yeah."The creature snapped his fingers once again. An amulet appeared in his other hand. "This'll come in handy."He started looking around, and soon after he found a natural depression in the ground. Pointing his creation at the ground, he started removing soil: it looked like the pendant was absorbing dirt through a shining red light.
Terraforming Amulet Artifact , , Exile a land you control: Create a 0/5 white Wall creature token with defender. , , Exile a Wall you control: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. {Spoiler}Not really sure 'bout this one hehe...
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Aug 5, 2019 1:52:48 GMT
Heck u right chefantasiaTerraforming Amulet: 9/10. This is really cool, but I dunno why the two abilities have different costs. Giant of the Molten Core: 8/10. I think the wording would be closer to "...exile an artifact card from your graveyard. If a card was exiled this way..." Xander gives a small smile as the bugbears leave. A real opportunity is here. A chance to start from the ground up.
Xander turns to the remaining goblinoid. "I have not had the chance to, no. I'm afraid I've never been great at architecture, so I think I'll leave that to you. I can help clear the area though."Xander walks past Rodomonte, and thrusts his arm forward. From it comes water, which starts small at first, but gradually begins building up. This water, instead of behaving as normal water would, stands still for a moment, then flows uphill, instead of down. But whatever hill there was to go up dissolves. Xander continues summoning this water until it forms a large wave, and after a sizable plot of land has been flattened this way, the water disappears. "Will that work?"Acidic Conjurer Creature - Human Wizard When Acidic Conjurer enters the battlefield, each player chooses a land they control. Return those lands to their owner's hands. 1/2 |
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Post by Neottolemo on Aug 5, 2019 21:02:33 GMT
Neottolemo Xander draws his blades, and flies over to Vern, his eyes fixated on the horns. "It sounds like that wasn't on purpose. Are you alright?"Stand Strong Instant Counter target spell that targets a permanent unless its controller pays , where X is the highest converted mana cost among permanents targeted by that spell. Beyondpulse: 10/10. The 6/6 with flying and trample is suspicious, but it works really well with the 4 mana rare removal. Plus I love it when you get to have your opponent make choices like that. Stand Strong: At first I thought this was too weak but then I noticed it could counter stuff targeting stuff you don't control so I guess it's fine. 9/10
"I'm alright, but none of us will be if that keeps up, dude! So, like, I was trying to do my thing like I did when I summoned the other me-s or the pillar but my mind started to wander and I thought of this bastard Je'Ke'Rej who's the dude I have to train to hold off before his paradox son comes and does him in and of course he felt I was thinking about him and he reared his fucking horns and... look, can you just, uh, try to beat them back quickly before the rest of him shows up or something? The horns are growing longer..."
Growing Psyche (‽)(‽) Enchantment Whenever you draw a card other than the first card you draw on each of your turns, put a charge counter on CARDNAME, then creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn for each charge counter on CARDNAME.
Whenever you're dealt damage, remove that many counters from CARDNAME.
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