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Post by mrlozano on Jun 7, 2019 22:24:38 GMT
I smiled as I was about to speak, and then I stopped, my eye attracted by an impossible glitter in my glass.
"Huh. It just occurred to me that Rudara might actually want me for the 'indestructible glass' thing. We might need to tweak our strategy - there are all kinds of things we could sneak into the raw materials..."
Could Rudara be planning some kind of army? If so...
"What are your thoughts on golems?"Idle Consideration - (⁂)Instant - Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. At the beginning of your end step, gain 1 life for every card you've exiled this turn.
(That weird mana symbol is Pink mana - check the link for details.)
"I've killed some." That probably doesn't help, but he asked for thoughts and that was my first thougt. "Should we meowke a golem that blows up in her face, or we have already left the explosions part behind? Or, if you want to meowke a normeowl golem, you can always base it on meow. But I can't assure you it won't start killing randomly." I lick my paw and look to Mattol.Bloody Oracle
Creature - Cat Rogue If a player would exile one or more cards from the top of a library you may have that player exile that many cards plus one instead. Whenever a player plays a card from exile ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn. 2/2 Idle Consideration: Pink is weird but I think I can dig it. This fits very well in your mechanical description of pink, though. 9/10
A horde of drooling carcasses drag themselves towards an unknown destination, commanded by the curt martial yells of a winged woman. If she has noticed the cats, she doesn't seem to mind them.
Drooling Shambler Creature - Zombie Trample CARDNAME can't block.
3/2
(Michi) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I see the zombie avalanche and I quiver in fear. Doer puts his paw in my shoulder and he pulls me down, behind a bush. He makes me a signal to be silent and takes his Weapon out. "Brother don't try to fight them." "I won't. But it would be fun." Doer comes out of the bush and shouts at the winged woman. I take my notebook and start taking notes about the zombies. "Winged womeown! Down here! What are these things for?" Alright, it could be worse. "Can I fight them?" Alright, it probably couldn't be worse.
Stalker's Trick Instant Tap target creature. It loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.
Drooling Shambler: Alright? Trample is not really black outside of big demons and that stuff so that's a little weird. Mechanically it works though. 7/10
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Post by korakhos on Jun 7, 2019 23:28:17 GMT
Michi, Planar Guide: I dig the flavor behind the card, but I'm not sure I like a planeswalker card whose functionality is limited exclusively to one format. 8/10.
If Rwaffan would've heard the cat's words a year ago he would've dismissed them as sheer insanity. But given how yhe world he grew up in turned out to be one of five shards that interconnected in a much larger world, he has to admit that what he's being told is at least plausible. However, if there are infinite worlds, what are the odds he would happen upon a familiar race in his first visit to one of them? "I need to ponder your words. If what you speak is true, then I have much exploring to do" he replies as he leaves.
Weathered Explorer :2::G: Creature - Human Scout :uncommon: When ~ enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. 2/1
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 8, 2019 11:18:45 GMT
A horde of drooling carcasses drag themselves towards an unknown destination, commanded by the curt martial yells of a winged woman. If she has noticed the cats, she doesn't seem to mind them.
Drooling Shambler Creature - Zombie Trample CARDNAME can't block.
3/2
(Michi) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I see the zombie avalanche and I quiver in fear. Doer puts his paw in my shoulder and he pulls me down, behind a bush. He makes me a signal to be silent and takes his Weapon out. "Brother don't try to fight them." "I won't. But it would be fun." Doer comes out of the bush and shouts at the winged woman. I take my notebook and start taking notes about the zombies. "Winged womeown! Down here! What are these things for?" Alright, it could be worse. "Can I fight them?" Alright, it probably couldn't be worse.
Stalker's Trick Instant Tap target creature. It loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.
Drooling Shambler: Alright? Trample is not really black outside of big demons and that stuff so that's a little weird. Mechanically it works though. 7/10
Stalker's Trick: At uncommon this seems fine. 9/10
"They are for war. And if you intend to oppose me, you will have to face them, and myself!" Lindri draws her sword, but doesn't launch herself against the cats. Instead, she keeps shouting orders at the horde.
Creature - Zombie Soldier At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more other Zombies, up to one target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
: Create a 1/1 white and black Zombie Soldier creature token. 2/2
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 8, 2019 12:01:11 GMT
"They are for war. And if you intend to oppose me, you will have to face them, and myself!" Lindri draws her sword, but doesn't launch herself against the cats. Instead, she keeps shouting orders at the horde.
Creature - Zombie Soldier At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more other Zombies, up to one target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
: Create a 1/1 white and black Zombie Soldier creature token. 2/2
(Doer, a cat who wanted a good fight) "War? Against whom? This plane is very peaceful, to be fair..." War... And I thought this plane would be a good place for some good holidays. Well, I never say no to a good war. Plenty of fights. I'll have to take Michi to a safe place, though.Wary Cat Creature - Cat Warrior Haste ~ attacks each turn if able. At the beginning of each combat, if an opponent conrtrols more creatures than you, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. 2/2 Rotten General: Pretty scary, but probably fine, though. 8/10
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 8, 2019 12:09:49 GMT
If Rwaffan would've heard the cat's words a year ago he would've dismissed them as sheer insanity. But given how yhe world he grew up in turned out to be one of five shards that interconnected in a much larger world, he has to admit that what he's being told is at least plausible. However, if there are infinite worlds, what are the odds he would happen upon a familiar race in his first visit to one of them? "I need to ponder your words. If what you speak is true, then I have much exploring to do" he replies as he leaves.Weathered Explorer :2::G: Creature - Human Scout :uncommon: When ~ enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. 2/1 Both cats look at the aven leaving. Michi makes a rought sketch of him while Doer thinks about fried chicken.Rough Sketching Instant Copy target activated or triggered ability. Draw a card. "Whatever you can do I can do it better. Well, not better, but at least equally good."Weathered Explorer: Seems balanced and playable. Nice 8/10
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 8, 2019 14:30:21 GMT
"They are for war. And if you intend to oppose me, you will have to face them, and myself!" Lindri draws her sword, but doesn't launch herself against the cats. Instead, she keeps shouting orders at the horde.
Creature - Zombie Soldier At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more other Zombies, up to one target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
: Create a 1/1 white and black Zombie Soldier creature token. 2/2
(Doer, a cat who wanted a good fight) "War? Against whom? This plane is very peaceful, to be fair..." War... And I thought this plane would be a good place for some good holidays. Well, I never say no to a good war. Plenty of fights. I'll have to take Michi to a safe place, though.Wary Cat Creature - Cat Warrior Haste ~ attacks each turn if able. At the beginning of each combat, if an opponent conrtrols more creatures than you, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. 2/2 Rotten General: Pretty scary, but probably fine, though. 8/10Wary Cat: The last ability is an interesting idea and feels more and doesn't really mesh well with the 2nd ability
"War against peace. War against all. War, the way things have always been and the way they always will be. A peaceful plane is an abomination against nature, a relic of degenerate times past. Does that answer your question, cat?"
War Cultist
Creature - Human Warrior Cleric
Spells you cast cost less to cast as long as you control an attacking creature or you attacked with a creature this turn. 3/1
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 8, 2019 18:03:37 GMT
"War against peace. War against all. War, the way things have always been and the way they always will be. A peaceful plane is an abomination against nature, a relic of degenerate times past. Does that answer your question, cat?"
War Cultist
Creature - Human Warrior Cleric
Spells you cast cost less to cast as long as you control an attacking creature or you attacked with a creature this turn. 3/1
(Doer, Cat Fighter) "Yeah. I have another question. Where is this war scheduled to start? I suggest as soon as possible. It's been some time since I last cracked some skulls. Also, bird lady, do you know who would be in the other armeow? I want to meowke a quick count of how meowny people I can kill. For beating my own records, basically." Behind me I hear Michi sighing. My poor bother really wanted time for chilling. Bad luck.Preparations for War Sorcery Until your next upkeep, whenever a creature attacks, draw a card. At the beginning of the end step of your next turn, discard your hand. War Cultist: Hardened Berserker and friends suggest this is too powerful. It should probably cost at least 4. 6/10Btw, you forgot a rating on Wary Cat.
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Post by korakhos on Jun 8, 2019 18:42:51 GMT
Rough Sketching: Simple, neat design. 9/10.
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 9, 2019 8:36:06 GMT
"War against peace. War against all. War, the way things have always been and the way they always will be. A peaceful plane is an abomination against nature, a relic of degenerate times past. Does that answer your question, cat?"
War Cultist
Creature - Human Warrior Cleric
Spells you cast cost less to cast as long as you control an attacking creature or you attacked with a creature this turn. 3/1
(Doer, Cat Fighter) "Yeah. I have another question. Where is this war scheduled to start? I suggest as soon as possible. It's been some time since I last cracked some skulls. Also, bird lady, do you know who would be in the other armeow? I want to meowke a quick count of how meowny people I can kill. For beating my own records, basically." Behind me I hear Michi sighing. My poor bother really wanted time for chilling. Bad luck.Preparations for War Sorcery Until your next upkeep, whenever a creature attacks, draw a card. At the beginning of the end step of your next turn, discard your hand. War Cultist: Hardened Berserker and friends suggest this is too powerful. It should probably cost at least 4. 6/10Btw, you forgot a rating on Wary Cat. Lindri guffaws. "Of course! But, you see, there is no other army yet. That's where our advantage comes from. If we take them all down before they can form one, we'll be sure to win! Come with me. There is a large city I've got my eye on not too far away, but there are several villages we should stop in on our way there. Your kill count will rise to new heights before you know it, I'm sure of it."
Preparations for War is pretty badass. I've no compaints here. 10/10
Clueless Villagers Creature - Human Citizen Vigilance When CARDNAME dies, draw a card.
"What war?" 2/5
EDIT - Wary Cat is a 7/10 btw
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 9, 2019 14:27:33 GMT
Lindri guffaws. "Of course! But, you see, there is no other army yet. That's where our advantage comes from. If we take them all down before they can form one, we'll be sure to win! Come with me. There is a large city I've got my eye on not too far away, but there are several villages we should stop in on our way there. Your kill count will rise to new heights before you know it, I'm sure of it." Clueless Villagers Creature - Human Citizen Vigilance When CARDNAME dies, draw a card.
"What war?" 2/5 (Doer, an excited cat) "I like that. I have to attend some personal issues first, but you will see meow on time for the battle." I make a bow to the woman, with my sword in hand and a big smile on my face. I head towards Michi, who is still hidden. "Come on, brother. We have things to do." Michi walks by my side as we get far from the zombie army. "Brother... you aren't going to kill innocent people, right?" I keep my mouth shut. My poor brother is so innocent. "You can go and warn the city, if that's what you are asking. But don't get into any kind of trouble I can't get you out, right?" Michi smiles and planeswalks away, probably to get to the nearest village. I see the trace on the aether behind him. Well, winged woman. We have a war to fight. And you were wrong. There is another army. Me.Doer, One Cat Army Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior First strike, haste ~ gets +1/+0 for each creature your opponents control. Whenever one or more creatures attack you or a planeswalker you control you may have ~ fight one of those creatures. 4/3 Clueless Villagers: Seems playable. Alright uncommon. 8/10
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Post by Lady Mapi on Jun 9, 2019 15:50:01 GMT
"I've killed some." That probably doesn't help, but he asked for thoughts and that was my first thougt. "Should we meowke a golem that blows up in her face, or we have already left the explosions part behind? Or, if you want to meowke a normeowl golem, you can always base it on meow. But I can't assure you it won't start killing randomly." I lick my paw and look to Mattol.Bloody Oracle
Creature - Cat Rogue If a player would exile one or more cards from the top of a library you may have that player exile that many cards plus one instead. Whenever a player plays a card from exile ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn. 2/2 Idle Consideration: Pink is weird but I think I can dig it. This fits very well in your mechanical description of pink, though. 9/10
"I'm not entirely sure." I frowned - these weird flashes of understanding are... wrong, somehow.
"I think we can sneak in murderous tendencies. Of course, I can't promise that that isn't exactly what she wants..."Mantle of Insight - Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature has +1/+0 and "whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of their library." (⁂): You may cast cards exiled by Mantle of Insight this turn. Equip I want to rub Bloody Oracle all over my face. So good. 10/10
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 9, 2019 17:33:00 GMT
"I'm not entirely sure." I frowned - these weird flashes of understanding are... wrong, somehow.
"I think we can sneak in murderous tendencies. Of course, I can't promise that that isn't exactly what she wants..."Mantle of Insight - Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature has +1/+0 and "whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of their library." ⁂: You may cast cards exiled by Mantle of Insight this turn. Equip "If that goddess likes random murdering I will gladly pledge allegiance to her." I look very seriosly at Mattol. "Just kidding." I take a closer look to the glass. There's a strange color, indeed. I try to draw someting with it using my claw.Appretince of the New Way Creature - Cat Cleric When ~ enters the battlefield choose a color or colorless. Until end of turn, mana can be spent as if it was mana of the chosen color. "This is a new type of magic. Fascinating..."2/2 Mantle of Insight: This is fine, but it doesn't let you play lands or spend mana of any color to cast the exiled spells so I got you a way to do it. I suppose that was unintentional though. 6,5/10-> 7/10
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 9, 2019 22:13:14 GMT
Lindri guffaws. "Of course! But, you see, there is no other army yet. That's where our advantage comes from. If we take them all down before they can form one, we'll be sure to win! Come with me. There is a large city I've got my eye on not too far away, but there are several villages we should stop in on our way there. Your kill count will rise to new heights before you know it, I'm sure of it." Clueless Villagers Creature - Human Citizen Vigilance When CARDNAME dies, draw a card.
"What war?" 2/5 (Doer, an excited cat) "I like that. I have to attend some personal issues first, but you will see meow on time for the battle." I make a bow to the woman, with my sword in hand and a big smile on my face. I head towards Michi, who is still hidden. "Come on, brother. We have things to do." Michi walks by my side as we get far from the zombie army. "Brother... you aren't going to kill innocent people, right?" I keep my mouth shut. My poor brother is so innocent. "You can go and warn the city, if that's what you are asking. But don't get into any kind of trouble I can't get you out, right?" Michi smiles and planeswalks away, probably to get to the nearest village. I see the trace on the aether behind him. Well, winged woman. We have a war to fight. And you were wrong. There is another army. Me.Doer, One Cat Army Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior First strike, haste ~ gets +1/+0 for each creature your opponents control. Whenever one or more creatures attack you or a planeswalker you control you may have ~ fight one of those creatures. 4/3 Clueless Villagers: Seems playable. Alright uncommon. 8/10Doer, One Cat Army: Pretty strong but still a 10/10
The next time Doer sees Lindri's horde, something is different about it. A slew of slain villagers have joined its ranks as zombies. Yet many of them are there, still alive, handling pitchforks, spears and other tools, wearing usually some padded armour at most, much more often no armour at all, and only in a couple cases something more protective. Most of them are shaking in their boots, clearly unhappy to be fighting for Lindri. Some of them are showing enthusiasm, though for most of those it's easily recognisable as bad acting. Lindri, flying above all of them as she orders them around, doesn't seem to mind.
Reluctant Volunteers Creature - Human Soldier Lifelink CARDNAME can't attack or block alone. 3/1
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 9, 2019 22:52:14 GMT
The next time Doer sees Lindri's horde, something is different about it. A slew of slain villagers have joined its ranks as zombies. Yet many of them are there, still alive, handling pitchforks, spears and other tools, wearing usually some padded armour at most, much more often no armour at all, and only in a couple cases something more protective. Most of them are shaking in their boots, clearly unhappy to be fighting for Lindri. Some of them are showing enthusiasm, though for most of those it's easily recognisable as bad acting. Lindri, flying above all of them as she orders them around, doesn't seem to mind.
Reluctant Volunteers Creature - Human Soldier Lifelink CARDNAME can't attack or block alone. 3/1
"Hey, birdwomeown!" I shout at the commander. "Seems like yor conquest has started with the right feet. I have also finished meow bussines." The zombies look, well, dead. But the villagers, the inspire me... compassion? Poor souls. "Are these your best warriors? I think you could use an elite squadron, meowstress... what's your name?" I withdraw my weapon and I start sharpening it.Uncertain Ally Creature - Cat Warrior As ~ enters the battlefield, you may have an opponent of your choice gain control of it. Haste ~ attacks each turn if able. Whenever ~ attacks, you lose life equal to its power. 4/2 Doer won't let you net life.Reluctant Volunteers: This is good. I would play one or two in Limited. 8/10
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Post by Lady Mapi on Jun 10, 2019 2:57:00 GMT
"If that goddess likes random murdering I will gladly pledge allegiance to her." I look very seriosly at Mattol. "Just kidding." I take a closer look to the glass. There's a strange color, indeed. I try to draw someting with it using my claw.Appretince of the New Way Creature - Cat Cleric When ~ enters the battlefield choose a color or colorless. Until end of turn, mana can be spent as if it was mana of the chosen color. "This is a new type of magic. Fascinating..."2/2 Mantle of Insight: This is fine, but it doesn't let you play lands or spend mana of any color to cast the exiled spells so I got you a way to do it. I suppose that was unintentional though. 6,5/10-> 7/10 I noticed that he noticed the color. "Ah, that. Did you know that there's no such thing as pink light? It's a blend of white light and red light. Or, well, that's what I thought before that showed up. Makes me wonder whether or not I could teach someone else to produce it."Rosy Insight - (⁂)Instant - Exile the top card of your library. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost. If it's a land card, you may play it this turn.
Apprentice of the New Way should be green, I'm afraid - red doesn't get to mana filter. 6/10
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Post by Fleur on Jun 10, 2019 13:19:55 GMT
A book planeswalks into the living space of Doer and Michi. It's that same book from last time - where there would normally be a bookmark, there is instead a knife. The smell of metallic blood surrounds the book, but it's not bloodied in the slightest. DOER's name is on the book - it seems to be some sort of request to spar?
Concealing Glamer Enchantment Flash When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn. Blue or black spells that target creatures you control cost more to cast. Weird hate-ish Mizzium Skin variant.
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 10, 2019 14:15:40 GMT
The next time Doer sees Lindri's horde, something is different about it. A slew of slain villagers have joined its ranks as zombies. Yet many of them are there, still alive, handling pitchforks, spears and other tools, wearing usually some padded armour at most, much more often no armour at all, and only in a couple cases something more protective. Most of them are shaking in their boots, clearly unhappy to be fighting for Lindri. Some of them are showing enthusiasm, though for most of those it's easily recognisable as bad acting. Lindri, flying above all of them as she orders them around, doesn't seem to mind.
Reluctant Volunteers Creature - Human Soldier Lifelink CARDNAME can't attack or block alone. 3/1
"Hey, birdwomeown!" I shout at the commander. "Seems like yor conquest has started with the right feet. I have also finished meow bussines." The zombies look, well, dead. But the villagers, the inspire me... compassion? Poor souls. "Are these your best warriors? I think you could use an elite squadron, meowstress... what's your name?" I withdraw my weapon and I start sharpening it.Uncertain Ally Creature - Cat Warrior As ~ enters the battlefield, you may have an opponent of your choice gain control of it. Haste ~ attacks each turn if able. Whenever ~ attacks, you lose life equal to its power. 4/2 Doer won't let you net life.Reluctant Volunteers: This is good. I would play one or two in Limited. 8/10Lindri grins. "Of course! I am Lindri. Tell me your name while you bring me to the corpses, and I will reanimate them for you to lead. How's your kill count going?"
Grave Recruitment Instant
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If you control a Zombie, target opponent discards a card.
EDIT - Uncertain Ally is probably too big of a hit. Like, I get that Curse of the Pierced Heart sucks, but this goes pretty far in the other direction imo. 5/10
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 11, 2019 21:13:37 GMT
I noticed that he noticed the color. "Ah, that. Did you know that there's no such thing as pink light? It's a blend of white light and red light. Or, well, that's what I thought before that showed up. Makes me wonder whether or not I could teach someone else to produce it."Rosy Insight - (⁂)Instant - Exile the top card of your library. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost. If it's a land card, you may play it this turn.
"That's not really meow thing, but I'm sure meow brother would be interested." I look to my surroundings, but Michi is nowhere to be seen. "Hum, he meow be catching butterflies. Anyways, do you want anything meowre from meow? If not, just inform meow when you perform the prank on the goddess."
Doer's Insight Sorcery Exile the top card of your library. ~ deals damage to any target equal to that card's converted mana cost. If it's a land card, return ~ to your hand.
Rosy Insight: I'm not completely sold on this being an instant, cause you can't play lands during your opponent's turns (i think). Otherwise, it's fine. 7/10
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Post by Lady Mapi on Jun 11, 2019 21:52:11 GMT
(You can't play lands during other people's turns in general. It's an instant so that you can pull off last-minute Hail Mary plays.) "Believe me, you'll be the first to know."
Then I left - my head was buzzing, and I needed to figure something out.Doer's Insight is basically a mirror to Rosy Insight (no duh), but it's much stronger. The exile does reign in some of the oomph of a lot of CMC Matters stuff, so... I think a 9/10 is in order.
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 11, 2019 22:18:47 GMT
Lindri grins. "Of course! I am Lindri. Tell me your name while you bring me to the corpses, and I will reanimate them for you to lead. How's your kill count going?"
Grave Recruitment Instant
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If you control a Zombie, target opponent discards a card.
EDIT - Uncertain Ally is probably too big of a hit. Like, I get that Curse of the Pierced Heart sucks, but this goes pretty far in the other direction imo. 5/10
"Oh, the slaughter hasn't started yet. Also, I've got no interest in commanding a zombie army, I prefer my dead to keep dead." I look at the living soldiers. Killing them wouldn't make them happier. "The name's Doer, by the way."
Consecrator of the Graves Creature - Cat Cleric Flash When ~ enters the battlefield, exile all cards from all graveyards. "I prefer my dead to keep dead." 2/3
Grave Recruitment: Pretty nice in a zombie deck. 8/10
A book planeswalks into the living space of Doer and Michi. It's that same book from last time - where there would normally be a bookmark, there is instead a knife. The smell of metallic blood surrounds the book, but it's not bloodied in the slightest. DOER's name is on the book - it seems to be some sort of request to spar?
Concealing Glamer Enchantment Flash When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn. Blue or black spells that target creatures you control cost more to cast. Weird hate-ish Mizzium Skin variant. "Bother... is this book yours?" I look at what my brother is pointing. "Keep away from it Michi! It meow be dangerous!" I jump before my brother and withdraw my weapon, turning it into a short sword. Seen that the book remains motionless, I get closer to it.Ignited Vengeance Sorcery All creatures lose indestructible and hexproof until end of turn. Then, ~ deals 5 damage to target creature. Concealing Glamer: I'm a little bit against specific color hate, but in this case it's not that big of an issue. The card seems maybe playable, but there are probably better options. 7/10
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 12, 2019 19:17:41 GMT
Lindri grins. "Of course! I am Lindri. Tell me your name while you bring me to the corpses, and I will reanimate them for you to lead. How's your kill count going?"
Grave Recruitment Instant
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If you control a Zombie, target opponent discards a card.
EDIT - Uncertain Ally is probably too big of a hit. Like, I get that Curse of the Pierced Heart sucks, but this goes pretty far in the other direction imo. 5/10
"Oh, the slaughter hasn't started yet. Also, I've got no interest in commanding a zombie army, I prefer my dead to keep dead." I look at the living soldiers. Killing them wouldn't make them happier. "The name's Doer, by the way."
Consecrator of the Graves Creature - Cat Cleric Flash When ~ enters the battlefield, exile all cards from all graveyards. "I prefer my dead to keep dead." 2/3
Grave Recruitment: Pretty nice in a zombie deck. 8/10"You have killed none for me, and you have the audacity to demand a squadron and question my troops' efficiency? Get out of my sight and go earn what you want, unless you want to be destroyed."
Second Chances
Instant
Choose one — • Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. • Untap each nonland permanent you control and each basic land you control.
EDIT - Consecrator's good, 9/10
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 12, 2019 21:37:49 GMT
"You have killed none for me, and you have the audacity to demand a squadron and question my troops' efficiency? Get out of my sight and go earn what you want, unless you want to be destroyed."
Second Chances
Instant
Choose one — • Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. • Untap each nonland permanent you control and each basic land you control.
EDIT - Consecrator's good, 9/10
(Doer, the Elite Squadron) "The killing is about to start, meow lady. And I wasn't demeownding a squadron, I was offering you one. Meowself." I look to the woman, insolent. "But let meow prove it to you. You will hear news about meow. soon." I turn to leave, without looking back to her. Oh, she will be impressed. I'll make her beg me to join her forces.Doer's Disdain Sorcery Choose one: • ~ deals X damage to each creature target player controls. • Destroy up to X lands Second Chances: This, at common, worries me, a lot. At uncommon or maybe rare it would be fine, but this seems like a Limited All-Star. 7/10
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 13, 2019 8:45:22 GMT
"You have killed none for me, and you have the audacity to demand a squadron and question my troops' efficiency? Get out of my sight and go earn what you want, unless you want to be destroyed."
Second Chances
Instant
Choose one — • Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. • Untap each nonland permanent you control and each basic land you control.
EDIT - Consecrator's good, 9/10
(Doer, the Elite Squadron) "The killing is about to start, meow lady. And I wasn't demeownding a squadron, I was offering you one. Meowself." I look to the woman, insolent. "But let meow prove it to you. You will hear news about meow. soon." I turn to leave, without looking back to her. Oh, she will be impressed. I'll make her beg me to join her forces.Doer's Disdain Sorcery Choose one: • ~ deals X damage to each creature target player controls. • Destroy up to X lands Second Chances: This, at common, worries me, a lot. At uncommon or maybe rare it would be fine, but this seems like a Limited All-Star. 7/10Doer's Disdain is a much better Stone Rain. Not really feeling this. 4/10
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Post by Fleur on Jun 18, 2019 13:31:44 GMT
A book planeswalks into the living space of Doer and Michi. It's that same book from last time - where there would normally be a bookmark, there is instead a knife. The smell of metallic blood surrounds the book, but it's not bloodied in the slightest. DOER's name is on the book - it seems to be some sort of request to spar?
Concealing Glamer Enchantment Flash When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn. Blue or black spells that target creatures you control cost more to cast. Weird hate-ish Mizzium Skin variant. "Bother... is this book yours?" I look at what my brother is pointing. "Keep away from it Michi! It meow be dangerous!" I jump before my brother and withdraw my weapon, turning it into a short sword. Seen that the book remains motionless, I get closer to it.Ignited Vengeance Sorcery All creatures lose indestructible and hexproof until end of turn. Then, ~ deals 5 damage to target creature. The book withdraws its own weapon, turning it into a metal knife. Another set of words appears on the cover.
TIME TO SPAR A MOMENT FOR IMPROVEMENT IS A MOMENT TO TAKE Srethi's Stratagem Enchantment Whenever a creature you control attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn. , Sacrifice an unblocked attacker you control: Create Srethi, Bound Rogue, a 4/3 black legendary Rogue creature with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card."CARD: On one hand, oi that's powerful removal. On the other hand, it's a three mana sorcery. Cool card. 9/10.
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 18, 2019 22:15:49 GMT
(Michi, a very worried cat) "Yeah, I also meowt it before! Get back too, brother!" Doer seems far less scared than me, as he jumps towards the book, dagger in hand. I cast a quick spell to protect him.Power of the Commoners Instant Target creature you control gains protection from legendaries until end of turn. Draw a card. Srethi's Stratagem seems good. I think Srethi could be created tapped and attacking? I like the flavor so 9/10
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 23, 2019 19:36:23 GMT
The sky is full of 'birdwomeown'. One of them attacks the cat. Or are they two?
Creature - Vampire Siren Flying, lifelink Whenever CARDNAME attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of it. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
2/2
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Post by mrlozano on Jun 23, 2019 20:45:39 GMT
The sky is full of 'birdwomeown'. One of them attacks the cat. Or are they two?
Creature - Vampire Siren Flying, lifelink Whenever CARDNAME attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of it. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
2/2
I think you wanted Doer, but I'm giving you Michi, cause the other introduction of Doer seemed much more badass. (Michi, a cat who lives in a perpetual WTF state since he arrived to the Arena) What is that flying thing? "Hello? Meowstress?" The woman doesn't seem to react in a friendly way. I roll to dodge her attack, but suddenly another one appears, like out of nowhere. I cast a quick defensive spell to freeze her in her tracks.Put to Hibernate Instant Tap target attacking creature and each other creature with the same name you don't control and remove them from combat. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap step. Splintered Siren: I'm not really feeling the hybrid here, but that can be just personal taste. It's too strong also, a 4/4 flying lifelink for four is a very good ratio and this is almost better. 7/10
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Jun 23, 2019 22:41:08 GMT
Xander rushes to Michi, blades in hand. He stops a fair distance away, and looks towards the swarm of sirens in the sky. "Are these things just everywhere now?"
I plan on helping the defense if Neo attacks again. Also I would've gone to Doer, but he seems like he has plans that don't involve fighting the sirens...
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Post by Neottolemo on Jun 24, 2019 16:37:12 GMT
The sky is full of 'birdwomeown'. One of them attacks the cat. Or are they two?
Creature - Vampire Siren Flying, lifelink Whenever CARDNAME attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of it. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
2/2
I think you wanted Doer, but I'm giving you Michi, cause the other introduction of Doer seemed much more badass. (Michi, a cat who lives in a perpetual WTF state since he arrived to the Arena) What is that flying thing? "Hello? Meowstress?" The woman doesn't seem to react in a friendly way. I roll to dodge her attack, but suddenly another one appears, like out of nowhere. I cast a quick defensive spell to freeze her in her tracks.Put to Hibernate Instant Tap target attacking creature and each other creature with the same name you don't control and remove them from combat. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap step. Splintered Siren: I'm not really feeling the hybrid here, but that can be just personal taste. It's too strong also, a 4/4 flying lifelink for four is a very good ratio and this is almost better. 7/10Tbh I wanted both and typo'd but just Michi (and Xander!) is fine lol.
Put to Hibernate: I feel like this might want to cost more? Not 100% sure though. 8/10
The two sirens don't break up out of the freezing spell, but others notice that two magic users have congregated. Four gang up on them. Great.
Creature - Vampire Siren Flying Bloodwing Gang attacks each combat if able and gets +2/+2 as long as an opponent was dealt damage this turn. 2/2
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Post by cajun on Jun 24, 2019 18:23:07 GMT
The two sirens don't break up out of the freezing spell, but others notice that two magic users have congregated. Four gang up on them. Great. As the four sirens descend on the wizard and cat, a thick mist builds onto one of the siren's backs. The woman that had attacked Xander appeared, drove her longsword into the siren's spine, then vanished again.You Are Beneath MeSchemeWhen you set this scheme in motion, you may pay . When you do, up to X target creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 1/1 until your next turn. Assisting Xander and Michi against a siren! Paying to knock one out of the fight.
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