<BB> MrLozano's Battle Board [Doer the Cat]

The book knows full well that Doer will overpower it in any one-on-one duel, so it waits for Doer to land on the pages. The indecipherable, oh-so-mesmerizing pages, glowing warmly in all sorts of different shades of red, black and green. 

Abyssal Allure  
Enchantment
Creatures you control must be blocked each combat if able. 
Whenever a creature you don't control dies, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

CARD: Weird at common in a non-legendary set. Still, I get that it's for the name. 8/10. 

Seems fine, 9/10

Might like this better with "Up to two" but seems cool. 8/10

(Doer, Suicide Cat) I let the book close around me. You weren't expecting this, right?

Suicidal Cat 
Creature - Cat Warrior 
Whenever another source causes you to lose life you may pay that much life. If you do, draw that many cards.
In fact, curiosity killed the cat.
2/2

Cast this, go infinite, then die. That's what I call flavorful.

Forsaken Secrets: I like this being simmetric. 9/10

"We talk. Like normeowl people." "Hello meowster! Who are you? And who is that girl you are talking about?"

Rude 
Sorcery 
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. If you control al Cat, it's controller loses 4 life.
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Gentle 
Instant 
Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. If you control al Cat, you gain 4 life.
(Split card)

Game of Tigers: I like this. It feels weird enough to me for it to be in a new color. 8/10

"This guy is a real idiot." Without a second look, Doer backs on a tree and starts sharpening his katana. "Michi, get back. I think little meowster here is ready to learn a lesson. I'm not only good at fighting. I'm the cat's whiskers of it. Come on. I'll let you go first." "Brother, meowster, I meown, Vern... Can we resolve this like civilized people?" Doer ignores Michi deliberately.

Truefur Challenger 
Creature - Cat Warrior 
Protection from enchanted and equipped creatures.
"Cheater. I'll beat you with my bare claws."
3/3

Unlikely Challenge: Nice. Weird, but nice. 8/10

Doer looks at the space where Vern was standing. "Michi, this guy has a problem. He asks for a fight and then he says he doesn't want to do it. It makes no meowking sense." "Brother, if you just took your time to thinks about things, this wouldn't happen. We could just have had a nice chat." "Yeah, whatever."

Burning Inquisition 
Sorcery 
Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player exiles that card. Then ~ deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand plus the number of cards they own in exile.
"Your mind will burn, and every inch of it will be a gift to our lord." -Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet

To Other Possibilities: This is relly nice. I think it could cost 4, like Vanish into memory, just for the information you are giving to your opponents. 9/10

As the dragons approach, a familiar chill took to the air. Doer would find his blessings amplified. You are not alone.

My Reach is Boundless
Ongoing Scheme
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, for each opponent, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Whenever a nontoken permanent enters the battlefield under your control, for each opponent, create a token that's a copy of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, abandon this scheme unless you discard two cards.

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Assisting Doer!
(mostly onngoing because making this a normal scheme is horrendous to template)

And cajun.

(Doer) I take the blast, spinning with my weapon turned into a longsword. "Come at me!" With just one blow, my sword cleaves the dragon's forehead.

I take the 4 life. Hey, look what cajun made me draw

Blast of Agony 
Sorcery 
Destroy target creature. If you paid life this turn, destroy all creatures target player controls instead.
"I'll make you suffer. But if you try to retaliate, the suffereing will be unbearable." -Gakvos the Lich

Misstep Retread: I like punishers and this one seems nice. It may be too agressively costed, though. 8/10

(Doer, Master Swordsman) "Yeah. You know how to use your meowgic for sure, but I think you can use a little training with that sword of yours. You've helped meow brother twice." I approach Xander and I put my paw on my chest. "And I consider you an ally because of that. If you help meow or meow brother, I help you." I draw my weapon, the edge blunt. "What do you say about a quick meowsterclass?"

Doer, Master of Weapons 
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior 
Haste
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
1/1

(Hits you before the damage can't be prevented)

Kindly Visit: This is basically a 1/1 with flash and flying who fogs a creature or spell on ETB. At 2 mana. I'll probably make it cost 3 or remove the flying. The idea is nice, but this is porbably overpowered at common, given that you can fog an attacker and then block it with the Spirit. 7/10

Doer's Second Hit: 9/10. I think it's very good that it's a sorcery. The cat part is a bit weird to me, but it makes sense, since it's supposed to target Doer, but I still might lower it a bit.

Xander steps out of his stance.
"Wouldn't it make more sense to charge if you could finish in one hit?" 
He then moves a short distance away from Doer, aiming to start another round.
"Either way, I'm sure your wisdom will prove useful."

Steady Stance 
Instant 
Untap target creature. It gets +0/+2 until end of turn.