Post by mrlozano on Feb 20, 2019 21:32:21 GMT
Doer the Cat
"The hunt is on!" -Doer (b60000)
Colors: (3 points)
Mana Value: 7 (7 points)
Type Masteries: Creature and Sorcery (2 points)
Color Identity Level: 3 (3 points)
Perks: Questmaster, Rarity Upgrader (2 points)
Mechanics: Spectacle, Dash, Blitz, Convoke, Adventure (4 points)
Skillpoints: 2/24
Valor: 250/500
Mana Value: 7 (7 points)
Type Masteries: Creature and Sorcery (2 points)
Color Identity Level: 3 (3 points)
Perks: Questmaster, Rarity Upgrader (2 points)
Mechanics: Spectacle, Dash, Blitz, Convoke, Adventure (4 points)
Skillpoints: 2/24
Valor: 250/500
Doer is a big black cat, around one meter tall, who always carries a big longsword in his back. He claims to be “The Greatest Hunter of the Meowtiverse” but the veracity of that claim can be disputed. His goals in life are to take down the greatest monsters he can find, to play a prank on a god, to find the way to turn into a dragon, and the most important of all, to protect his brother Michi. He likes eating tuna, blowing stuff up, and fighting opponents stronger than him.
Even though he has no spark, no one ever told him that he couldn’t cross between planes, so he learned to cut with his Weapon the veil of reality, and can follow planeswalkers between different worlds, at least if the trail is recent. In one of these travels, he found TheMostFabulousWeaponEverMadeInTheHistoryOfAllExistence, abbreviated as TMFWEMITHOAE, or just the Weapon.
So, if you think you can take him in a fight, or you need a monster killed, or you just want to prank a pimp, the cat is easy to find. But beware if you cross him, his claws are sharp, and the Weapon is sharper.
Even though he has no spark, no one ever told him that he couldn’t cross between planes, so he learned to cut with his Weapon the veil of reality, and can follow planeswalkers between different worlds, at least if the trail is recent. In one of these travels, he found TheMostFabulousWeaponEverMadeInTheHistoryOfAllExistence, abbreviated as TMFWEMITHOAE, or just the Weapon.
So, if you think you can take him in a fight, or you need a monster killed, or you just want to prank a pimp, the cat is easy to find. But beware if you cross him, his claws are sharp, and the Weapon is sharper.
{Designs (Unjudged)}
Doer, Dragonslayer
Legendary Creature - Cat Rebel
Protection from Dragons
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter and your choice of a reach counter, a vigilance counter or a menace counter on it.
"I've always wanted to kill a Dragonlord. Let's start with you."
4/4
?/10 (dragonspit999)
Feline Archaeologist
Creature - Cat Rogue
Whenever a Cat enters the battlefield under your control, create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only one each turn.
For some treasure hunters, the greatest prize in the world is a ball of yarn.
1/1
?/10 (fnorfensuld)
First Cat
Creature - Cat
If this spell is the first spell you’ve cast this game, it costs less to cast.
If each opponent has cast a spell this game, this spell costs less to cast.
Trample
2/2
?/10 (pistonsmcgraw)
Doer's Last Hunt
Sorcery
When you cast this spell, copy it for each legendary creature you control. You may choose new modes for the copy.
• Put three +1/+1 counters and a menace counter on target creature. It deals 3 damage to any target.
• Put three +1/+1 counters and a lifelink counter on target creature. It gains ward 3 until end of turn.
• Put three +1/+1 counters and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Scry 2.
• Put three +1/+1 on target creature. Draw a card.
?/10 (cajun)
Doer, Infiltration Specialist
Legendary Creature - Cat Rogue
Menace
If ~ was cast from exile, it enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.
3/1
Broken Windows
Sorcery - Adventure
~ deals 4 damage to target player, planeswalker or battle.
?/10 (foureyesafish)
Doer, Feline Explorer
Legendary Creature - Cat Scout
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, surveil 1.
Whenever an artifact or enchantment card is put into your graveyard from anywhere but the battlefield, exile it and create a Treasure token. You may play that card this turn.
"Meow, sweet treasure."
3/3
?/10 (shops)
Doer, Dragonslayer
Legendary Creature - Cat Rebel
Protection from Dragons
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter and your choice of a reach counter, a vigilance counter or a menace counter on it.
"I've always wanted to kill a Dragonlord. Let's start with you."
4/4
?/10 (dragonspit999)
Feline Archaeologist
Creature - Cat Rogue
Whenever a Cat enters the battlefield under your control, create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only one each turn.
For some treasure hunters, the greatest prize in the world is a ball of yarn.
1/1
?/10 (fnorfensuld)
First Cat
Creature - Cat
If this spell is the first spell you’ve cast this game, it costs less to cast.
If each opponent has cast a spell this game, this spell costs less to cast.
Trample
2/2
?/10 (pistonsmcgraw)
Doer's Last Hunt
Sorcery
When you cast this spell, copy it for each legendary creature you control. You may choose new modes for the copy.
• Put three +1/+1 counters and a menace counter on target creature. It deals 3 damage to any target.
• Put three +1/+1 counters and a lifelink counter on target creature. It gains ward 3 until end of turn.
• Put three +1/+1 counters and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Scry 2.
• Put three +1/+1 on target creature. Draw a card.
?/10 (cajun)
Doer, Infiltration Specialist
Legendary Creature - Cat Rogue
Menace
If ~ was cast from exile, it enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.
3/1
Broken Windows
Sorcery - Adventure
~ deals 4 damage to target player, planeswalker or battle.
?/10 (foureyesafish)
Doer, Feline Explorer
Legendary Creature - Cat Scout
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, surveil 1.
Whenever an artifact or enchantment card is put into your graveyard from anywhere but the battlefield, exile it and create a Treasure token. You may play that card this turn.
"Meow, sweet treasure."
3/3
?/10 (shops)
{Designs (Judged)}
Carefree Challenger
Creature - Cat Warrior
Spectacle
When ~ enters the battlefied, target creature you don't control gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If ~'s spectacle cost was paid, it gets -3/-3 until end of turn instead.
3/3
8/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Kholagan's Eviscerator
Creature - Cat Warrior
Dash
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each player for each creature that player controls that is green, white or blue.
3/2
6/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Feline Conman
Creature - Cat Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, and you lose 3 life.
2/1
10/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Spark Sniffer
Creature - Cat Scout
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a planeswalker card. You may play that card this turn. Then, put the rest of the exlide cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
4/4
9/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Prepared Hunter
Creature - Cat Hunter
~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Remove a counter from ~: Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play one of those cards this turn.
2/2
9/10 (Idea)
Grisly Stride
Sorcery
Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Put a lifelink counter on it. When that creature dies this turn, return another target creature that was put into a graveyard this turn from that graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
5/10 (Idea)
Priest of the God-Pharaoh
Creature - Cat Cleric
Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay . If you do, each opponent discard a card.
2/3
10/10 (Idea)
Burn Away the Past
Sorcery
Exile all cards from all graveyards. ~ deals damage to each creature equal to the number of creature cards exiled this way. ~ deals damage to each player equal to the number of noncreature nonland cards exiled this way. Add an amount of equal to the number of land cards exile this way.
From the ashes rises a new life, unburdened by memory and unshackled by the past.
10/10 (Idea)
Scarred Sneak
Creature - Cat Rogue
Whenever one or more -1/-1 counter are put on a creature you control for the first time each turn, draw a card.
, put a -1/-1 counter on another target creature you control: ~ gains indestructible until end of turn.
I'm sorry friend, but that arrow has your name, not mine.
3/1
8/10 (Idea)
Urabrask's Heretic
Creature - Cat Cleric
If an opponent would draw a card, except the first card they draw in each of their turns, that player exiles the top card of their library instead. They may play it this turn.
3/3
8/10 (Idea)
Battered Warrior
Creature - Cat Warrior
Menace
You may cast ~ from your graveyard by sacrificing a creature in addition to paying its other costs.
3/2
8/10 (toastiferous)
A Pound of Flesh
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice a creature.
Each opponent reveals their hand. You choose up to X nonbasic cards from them, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value. Those players discard those cards.
7/10 (toastiferous)
Doomed Wayfarer
Creature - Cat Rogue
When ~ dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. If ~ was sacrificed, put a +1/+1 counter that token.
Blitz (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and “When this creature dies, draw a card.” Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)
3/1
10/10 (toastiferous)
Doer, Disgraced Hunter
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card. If a creature card was discarded this way, put your choice of a +1/+1 counter or a menace counter on ~. If a land card was discarded this way, put your choice of a +1/+1 counter or a trample counter on ~. If a noncreature nonland card was discarded this way, put your choice of a +1/+1 counter of a lifelink counter on ~.
4/4
10/10 (toastiferous)
Knife Thrust
Sorcery
~ deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If it's an artifact or a token, draw a card.
9/10 (popcornia)
Relentless Chomper
Creature - Cat Berserker
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
At the beginning of your end step, if ~ is untapped, sacrifice it.
4/3
8/10 (popcornia)
Fear of the Dark
Sorcery
Target player discards two cards. If only black mana was spent to cast ~, draw a card.
8/10 (unidentifiedfroggy)
Master of Defense
Creature - Cat Warrior
Damage can't be prevented.
If a source you control would deal damage, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.
You know what they say about the best defense...
4/5
7/10 (popcornia)
He Who Offers Salvation
Legendary Creature - Cat Demon
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Whenever you sacrifice another creature, target player loses 3 life, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn, you gain 3 life and you draw a card.
6/6
10/10 (unidentifiedfroggy)
Doer's Diplomacy
Sorcery
~ deals 5 damage to any target. Put a first strike counter on up to two creatures you control.
8/10 (popcornia)
Path of Fire
Sorcery
~ deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
10/10 (toastiferous)
Doer, Bounty Hunter
Legendary Creature - Cat Assasin
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 3 life unless they discard a card or sacrifice a permanent.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, draw a card.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a permanent, create a Treasure token.
5/4
6/10 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
The Cats' Determination
Sorcery
For each player, choose friend or foe. Creatures each friend controls gain protection from the color of that player's choice until end of turn. Until end of turn, if a source would deal damage to a creature a foe controls, it deals double that damage to thar creature instead.
"To protect all of our friends!"
"And to bring swift, merciless death to all of our enemies!"
8/10 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
Doer, the One and Only
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
You can't cast creature spells.
, discard a creature card: Until end of turn ~ gains all abilities of the discared creature card and gets +X/+X, where X is that creature card's power,.
1/1
8/10 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
Predator's Pride
Sorcery
Spectacle
Put a first strike counter, a lifelink counter and a menace counter on target creature you control. If ~'s spectacle cost was paid, draw a card and untap that creature. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
9/10 (cajun)
Doer, the Warmaster
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
Aura and Equipment spells you cast have convoke.
Whenever Doer attacks, create a 1/1 red Cat creature token with first strike if it's equipped, a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink if it's enchanted and a 2/2 balck Cat creature token with menace if it's both.
5/5
9/10+1 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
Picky Eater
Creature - Cat Citizen
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Dash
An ill reputed customer, only pays in those establishments that are up to his standards.
5/4
7/10 (cajun)
Doer's Messenger
Creature - Cat Warrior
First strike
Dash (You may Dash from exile.)
1/1
Doer's Letterbomb
Sorcery - Adventure
Target player draws two cards and loses two life. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)
10/10 (cajun)
Uninvited Visitor
Creature - Cat Rogue
Menace
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
3/4
7/10 (foureyesafish)
Museum Curator
Creature - Cat Cleric
Noncreature artifacts and enchantments you control have indestructible.
"This lance belonged to Syr Micaiah the Brave. This axe came from an unnamed warrior king from Kaldheim. This other Weapon..."
1/1
7/10 (fluffydeathbringer)
Carefree Challenger
Creature - Cat Warrior
Spectacle
When ~ enters the battlefied, target creature you don't control gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If ~'s spectacle cost was paid, it gets -3/-3 until end of turn instead.
3/3
8/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Kholagan's Eviscerator
Creature - Cat Warrior
Dash
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each player for each creature that player controls that is green, white or blue.
3/2
6/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Feline Conman
Creature - Cat Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, and you lose 3 life.
2/1
10/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Spark Sniffer
Creature - Cat Scout
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a planeswalker card. You may play that card this turn. Then, put the rest of the exlide cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
4/4
9/10 (pacifistwestwoman)
Prepared Hunter
Creature - Cat Hunter
~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Remove a counter from ~: Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play one of those cards this turn.
2/2
9/10 (Idea)
Grisly Stride
Sorcery
Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Put a lifelink counter on it. When that creature dies this turn, return another target creature that was put into a graveyard this turn from that graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
5/10 (Idea)
Priest of the God-Pharaoh
Creature - Cat Cleric
Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay . If you do, each opponent discard a card.
2/3
10/10 (Idea)
Burn Away the Past
Sorcery
Exile all cards from all graveyards. ~ deals damage to each creature equal to the number of creature cards exiled this way. ~ deals damage to each player equal to the number of noncreature nonland cards exiled this way. Add an amount of equal to the number of land cards exile this way.
From the ashes rises a new life, unburdened by memory and unshackled by the past.
10/10 (Idea)
Scarred Sneak
Creature - Cat Rogue
Whenever one or more -1/-1 counter are put on a creature you control for the first time each turn, draw a card.
, put a -1/-1 counter on another target creature you control: ~ gains indestructible until end of turn.
I'm sorry friend, but that arrow has your name, not mine.
3/1
8/10 (Idea)
Urabrask's Heretic
Creature - Cat Cleric
If an opponent would draw a card, except the first card they draw in each of their turns, that player exiles the top card of their library instead. They may play it this turn.
3/3
8/10 (Idea)
Battered Warrior
Creature - Cat Warrior
Menace
You may cast ~ from your graveyard by sacrificing a creature in addition to paying its other costs.
3/2
8/10 (toastiferous)
A Pound of Flesh
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice a creature.
Each opponent reveals their hand. You choose up to X nonbasic cards from them, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value. Those players discard those cards.
7/10 (toastiferous)
Doomed Wayfarer
Creature - Cat Rogue
When ~ dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. If ~ was sacrificed, put a +1/+1 counter that token.
Blitz (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and “When this creature dies, draw a card.” Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)
3/1
10/10 (toastiferous)
Doer, Disgraced Hunter
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card. If a creature card was discarded this way, put your choice of a +1/+1 counter or a menace counter on ~. If a land card was discarded this way, put your choice of a +1/+1 counter or a trample counter on ~. If a noncreature nonland card was discarded this way, put your choice of a +1/+1 counter of a lifelink counter on ~.
4/4
10/10 (toastiferous)
Knife Thrust
Sorcery
~ deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If it's an artifact or a token, draw a card.
9/10 (popcornia)
Relentless Chomper
Creature - Cat Berserker
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
At the beginning of your end step, if ~ is untapped, sacrifice it.
4/3
8/10 (popcornia)
Fear of the Dark
Sorcery
Target player discards two cards. If only black mana was spent to cast ~, draw a card.
8/10 (unidentifiedfroggy)
Master of Defense
Creature - Cat Warrior
Damage can't be prevented.
If a source you control would deal damage, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.
You know what they say about the best defense...
4/5
7/10 (popcornia)
He Who Offers Salvation
Legendary Creature - Cat Demon
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Whenever you sacrifice another creature, target player loses 3 life, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn, you gain 3 life and you draw a card.
6/6
10/10 (unidentifiedfroggy)
Doer's Diplomacy
Sorcery
~ deals 5 damage to any target. Put a first strike counter on up to two creatures you control.
8/10 (popcornia)
Path of Fire
Sorcery
~ deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
10/10 (toastiferous)
Doer, Bounty Hunter
Legendary Creature - Cat Assasin
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 3 life unless they discard a card or sacrifice a permanent.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, draw a card.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a permanent, create a Treasure token.
5/4
6/10 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
The Cats' Determination
Sorcery
For each player, choose friend or foe. Creatures each friend controls gain protection from the color of that player's choice until end of turn. Until end of turn, if a source would deal damage to a creature a foe controls, it deals double that damage to thar creature instead.
"To protect all of our friends!"
"And to bring swift, merciless death to all of our enemies!"
8/10 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
Doer, the One and Only
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
You can't cast creature spells.
, discard a creature card: Until end of turn ~ gains all abilities of the discared creature card and gets +X/+X, where X is that creature card's power,.
1/1
8/10 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
Predator's Pride
Sorcery
Spectacle
Put a first strike counter, a lifelink counter and a menace counter on target creature you control. If ~'s spectacle cost was paid, draw a card and untap that creature. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
9/10 (cajun)
Doer, the Warmaster
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
Aura and Equipment spells you cast have convoke.
Whenever Doer attacks, create a 1/1 red Cat creature token with first strike if it's equipped, a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink if it's enchanted and a 2/2 balck Cat creature token with menace if it's both.
5/5
9/10+1 (pacifistwestwoman <War>)
Picky Eater
Creature - Cat Citizen
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Dash
An ill reputed customer, only pays in those establishments that are up to his standards.
5/4
7/10 (cajun)
Doer's Messenger
Creature - Cat Warrior
First strike
Dash (You may Dash from exile.)
1/1
Doer's Letterbomb
Sorcery - Adventure
Target player draws two cards and loses two life. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)
10/10 (cajun)
Uninvited Visitor
Creature - Cat Rogue
Menace
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
3/4
7/10 (foureyesafish)
Museum Curator
Creature - Cat Cleric
Noncreature artifacts and enchantments you control have indestructible.
"This lance belonged to Syr Micaiah the Brave. This axe came from an unnamed warrior king from Kaldheim. This other Weapon..."
1/1
7/10 (fluffydeathbringer)
Achievements
Rixos: Holistic Wisdom, Wojek Veteran, Akroma's Memorial, Blind Seer
Doer & Michi: Lotus Guardian, Conflux, Enter the Infinite, Homicidal Seclusion, Helix Pinacle, Epic Proportions, Wojek Veteran
The Thing: NULLED
Doer: Three Visits
Doer & Michi: Lotus Guardian, Conflux, Enter the Infinite, Homicidal Seclusion, Helix Pinacle, Epic Proportions, Wojek Veteran
Doer: Three Visits
Older Characters:
{Rixos of House Ker}
Rixos of House Ker
"Everyone has something to sell."
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Colors: (2 points)
CMC Level: 4 (4 points)
Type Mastery: Creature, Instant, Sorcery, Artifact, Enchantment, Planeswalker, Land, Tribal (7 points)
Multicolor Level: 1 (1 point)
Perks: Rarity Upgrader, Questmaster, Artificer, Chieftan (4 point)
Skillpoints: 18
Score: 1029
Aid Sets: Core Sets, GPT, GTC, DGM, RNA
In the future, stories about Rixos Ker will be told. Hunter of the greatest monsters of the Multiverse and archenemy of demons. But that is the future. For now, he is just a guy who works as a merchant.
Rixos first planeswalked to the plane of Virteria, a world ruled by merchants. There, he got adopted by one of the merchant houses, House Ker. He started using his spark to gather items from all the across the Multiverse in order to sell them in his home-plane and get money for his family. So, if you have something strange to sell, or something you want to get rid of, set a price. Rixos will be interested.
Rixos first planeswalked to the plane of Virteria, a world ruled by merchants. There, he got adopted by one of the merchant houses, House Ker. He started using his spark to gather items from all the across the Multiverse in order to sell them in his home-plane and get money for his family. So, if you have something strange to sell, or something you want to get rid of, set a price. Rixos will be interested.
{Doer and Michi, Cat Brothers}
Doer and Michi, Cat Brothers
"Comeow on, brother!" -Doer (b60000)
"Wait for meow!" -Michi (00bb55)
Colors: +() (Doer) +() (Michi) (5 points)
CMC Level: 10 (10 points)
Type Masteries: Creatures, Sorceries (Doer) Planeswalkers, Instants (Michi) (4 points)
Multicolor Level: 4 (4 points)
Perks: Questmaster, Rarity Upgrader, Tactical Imperator (4 points)
Mechanics: Split Cards (1 point)
Mechanics: Split Cards (1 point)
Skillpoints: 28
Score: 1644
Achievements: Lotus Guardian, Conflux, Enter the Infinite, Homicidal Seclusion, Helix Pinacle, Epic Proportions
Score: 1644
Achievements: Lotus Guardian, Conflux, Enter the Infinite, Homicidal Seclusion, Helix Pinacle, Epic Proportions
Doer and Michi were born togheter, in the same litter. Doer was the first of eight brothers and Michi the last. They were raised as normal cats, because they were, well, normal cats.
-Correction! The best normal cats ever.
They lived their lives as normal cats. Doer was the biggest of all, and Michi the smallest. Michi was never a good hunter, but Doer was suprisingly stealthy for his size.
-Are you calling meow fat?
-Brother, I beg you, let him finish!
Doer hunted for both and they were happy. Well, as happy as a completely normal cat can be. But one day, when Doer awake, Michi was missing. He followed his trail, but his brother was the one who detected the preys, so his efforts were futiles. But Doer had always been lucky.
-Advantages of being a black cat, no bad luck.
He, by sheer luck, found Michi, who had been kidnapeed by a wizard who needed the soul of a cat (among many other things) to perform a ritual to become immortal. Doer saw him trying to kill Michi so he jumped, claws ready.
-Don't ever mess with ten kilograms of pure enraged cat.
The wizard fell into his own ritual, getting instantly obliterated. The magic explosion caused Doer and Michi to mutate, giving them consciousness, but Michi was killed in the process.
-He wasn't killed.
-Brother! He was building tension for the story!
-I'm done with you two. I quit! Now you write the story. God, you are so annoying!
-Please, no!
-He left. What a meowstard.
-What do we do now?
-We finish.
-But we have no idea of how to tell a story!
I finish. Just stay quiet. Michi didn't die. He sparked, becoming a planeswalker. Doer... well, Doer had no spark.
-But I had...!
-Brother!
But he had the sheer determination to follow his brother, because it was the only thing in the world he cared for. So, he unfolded his claws, teared a hole through the fabric of reality, entered the blind eternities, punched the laws of existence in the face and appeared in the same spot Michi had planeswalked to. They traveled together, from plane to plane, Michi looking to satisfy his unending curiosity, Doer looking to hunt the greatest preys in the Multiverse. So, if you see the brothers, well, talk to them at your own discretion. Doer could kill you with his weapons... and Michi could kill you with his unending stream of questions!
-I agree! The meowst dangerous duo in the Meowtiverse!
-Probably not the most, but you get the idea.
-But I had...!
-Brother!
But he had the sheer determination to follow his brother, because it was the only thing in the world he cared for. So, he unfolded his claws, teared a hole through the fabric of reality, entered the blind eternities, punched the laws of existence in the face and appeared in the same spot Michi had planeswalked to. They traveled together, from plane to plane, Michi looking to satisfy his unending curiosity, Doer looking to hunt the greatest preys in the Multiverse. So, if you see the brothers, well, talk to them at your own discretion. Doer could kill you with his weapons... and Michi could kill you with his unending stream of questions!
-I agree! The meowst dangerous duo in the Meowtiverse!
-Probably not the most, but you get the idea.
{The Thing}
The Thing
Colors: None (0 points)
CMC Level: 10 (10 points)
Type Masteries: Creatures, Artifacts (2 points)
Multicolor Level: 0
Perks: Artificer, Multityper, Twin-Souled, Questmaster, Rarity Upgrader, Sigil of the Commander: The Thing, One with the Void (7 points)
Keywords: Bond, Changeling (2 point)
[Bond <cost> (<cost>: Attach this to target creature you control. It becomes an Equipment and stops being a creature until it becomes unattached from a creature. Bond only as a sorcery)]
CFA Sets: Core Sets, Odyssey
Mana Pool: 12/12
Valor/Score: 156/156
Skillpoints: 22/22
The Thing
Colors: None (0 points)
CMC Level: 10 (10 points)
Type Masteries: Creatures, Artifacts (2 points)
Multicolor Level: 0
Perks: Artificer, Multityper, Twin-Souled, Questmaster, Rarity Upgrader, Sigil of the Commander: The Thing, One with the Void (7 points)
Keywords: Bond, Changeling (2 point)
[Bond <cost> (<cost>: Attach this to target creature you control. It becomes an Equipment and stops being a creature until it becomes unattached from a creature. Bond only as a sorcery)]
CFA Sets: Core Sets, Odyssey
Mana Pool: 12/12
Valor/Score: 156/156
Skillpoints: 22/22
"When I first found The Thing, back in New Phyrexia, I thought it was a corrupted mirran ooze. I got it healed and thought that was everything. But I sometimes wonder if there's something more to it. The Thing is intelligent. Way more intelligent than a simple blob. It's more of a primal intellect. But an intelect nonetheless. Where does it come from? What does it want? The only sure thing is that it likes me and my metallic things. It's a great guardian for the Coat." -Rixos' Diary.