Card of the Week Contest #516: Toy Story

So a while back there was a challenge to make a card with the unnoficial type "Toy". My entry back then was this:


So that's context for the toy type.

Now for my actual entry:




Also, for fun, an updated version of Puppet Squadron.

How about a 1d20 roll every upkeep that chooses between options that have to be fulfilled. Like the option for Bop it! is sacrifice a creature. And Pass it! give it to another player? 

Also mine:



It's a toy, but am I misinterpreting and does the challenge also ask for it being a "Toy" type?

((Edited the wording and now it targets 2 creatures like the original product does))

Weird Buzzing Thing 
Kindred Artifact--Construct
~ enters tapped and exerted.
, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any type.  If a female creature was tapped to activate this ability, add two mana in any combination of types instead.

This is not an entry, I didn't get much sleep last night (see if you can guess why), and I'm too tired to hold off on this one for another two days.

I guess I respond in a way that you tend to do usually.

Oh, thank you so much!  You reminded me that I actually have an entry, even though it's from an Un-set:

Rabbi's Gambling Top 
Artifact
Whenever a single source you control deals 4 or more damage to a permanent or player, put a luck counter on Rabbi’s Gambling Top.
, , Spin a dreidel:
• On נ, nothing happens.
• On ג, remove all luck counters from Rabbi’s Gambling Top. The next time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead, where X is the number of luck counters removed this way.
• On ה, the next time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals half that damage, rounded up instead.
• On ש, Rabbi’s Gambling Top deals 4 damage to you. Put an additional luck counter on Rabbi’s Gambling Top.

Decrepit Slot Machine


It's a toy to some people.