Deckbuilder's Challenge XCVIII: Custom Cards & Custom Decks

So those of you familiar with Miscellaneous Card Design Thread might know that every now and then, sdfkjgh posts a card meant to hose a Control deck he's lost to recently while playing some kind of creature-based deck. Most of these cards are overly specific, but over three or so years, the ones with broad enough effects have actually accumulated enough that you can build a control deck out of them in Mono Green.

In other words...



Land Destruction (12):
4x Choked By Weeds
4x Tree of Compromise
4x Niokeno, Child of Emrakul


Lock Pieces (12):
4x Holistic Order
4x Penalty Bench
4x Gaea's Preserve

Card Draw/Finisher (8):
4x Ergohydra
4x Benthic Kelpie

Ramp/Deckthinning (8):
4x Smooth Travels
4x Leyline of Abundant Growth

Lands (24):
24x Forest

Sideboard:
4x Leyline of Absolute Law
4x Prognostic Hydra
4x Nature's Fury
4x Vorinclex's Obliterator
1x Hydra Xenophobe
1x Weed Harvest

Companion:
1x Voice of Evolution


This deck is a mono-Green Control deck that relies on a fairly simple assumption - that 90% of basic things an opponent would do with another deck are very likely to be hard-countered by the broad range of things this deck's card hoses. Our deck has three lines of attack:

Mana Control: We deliberately don't play Leyline of Absolute Law from our sideboard, and rush out some mix of Choked, Tree, or Niokeno to shut down any few basic lands that do come out. This assumes are opponents are playing lots of nonbasics, which is why it's our initial G1 plan if things don't turn out to be that way.

Crimeless Land: If our opponent is more focused on targeting us and running monocolor (for example, if they're a burn deck), we instead pivot to playing Leyline of Absolute Law and Penalty Bench to prevent ourselves from being attacked or targeted until we can safely build up into a giant Hydra or Eldrazi.

Sideboard Stompy: In the worst case scenario, we throw all caution to the wind and stuff our deck full of X spells, stompy creatures, and Hydras from the sideboard, with the assumption our opponent is not as nearly as prepared as we are to exploit our mana ramp capabilities and kill them as fast as possible. Weed Harvest is here in case someone tries something extremely specific to punish high P/T creatures only, like Citywide Bust. Voice of Evolution, like Kaheera the Orphanguard, is extra muscle that happens to fit our deck as a Companion for this purpose (in addition to being a generic finisher.)

Despite this deck looking like a complete meme, it does have actual bite and is meant to decide games very quickly. You'll either quickly lock/rush the opponent down, or all the mana they will get will presumably let them blow up all your stuff or play bigger finishers before you can handle them.

This means, appropriately enough, that this deck's biggest weakness is probably battlecruiser decks stuffed with tons of oversized durdly creatures with no means to ramp them out - but you probably wouldn't be using this is that's all you were facing, right?