Card of the Week Contest #491: Holiday Spirit

I've seen enough porn to know what happens next.



Have an Acorn card:

Rabbi's Gambling Top 
Artifact
Whenever a single source you control deals 4 or more damage to a permanent or player, put a luck counter on Rabbi’s Gambling Top.
, , Spin a dreidel:
• On נ, nothing happens.
• On ג, remove all luck counters from Rabbi’s Gambling Top. The next time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead, where X is the number of luck counters removed this way.
• On ה, the next time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals half that damage, rounded up instead.
• On ש, Rabbi’s Gambling Top deals 4 damage to you. Put an additional luck counter on Rabbi’s Gambling Top.



Since I misunderstood the prompt, have an actually canon holiday:

Rauck-Chauv
Sorcery
Multikicker  and/or (You may pay an additional  and/or any number of times as you cast this spell.)
Destroy target artifact or enchantment, then destroy another target artifact for each time this spell was kicked with its kicker, and destroy another target enchantment for each time this spell was kicked with its kicker.
This spell has split second as long as it was kicked four or more times (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can’t cast spells or activate abilities that aren’t mana abilities.)
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"I wrecked your metal guy, your ashtray, and your unadorned aluminum pole!"



Thanks to Daij_Djan, combined both multikicker abilities into one.

I imagine the Church of Serra have an annual festival celebrating the grace and benevolence of Serra.



Serra Festival
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on Serra Festival.
, Sacrifice Serra Festival: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to X target creatures and untap them. Target player gains X life.