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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2018 18:52:56 GMT
Dhotman looked at the burning world. He laughed. To death.DECEASEDYou betta' run faster than my fireblaster!Colors:   (2 SP) CMC level: 3 (3 SP) Type mastery: Creature, Sorcery, Instant (3 SP) Multicolor level: 1 (1 SP) Advanced Keywords: None (0 SP) Perks: Jester (1 SP) Available Skill Points: 0 Valor: 86.5 Total Score: 86.5 Can Call Aid From: Magic 2010-2015, Magic Origins (15/15 mana available)
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Post by sylphiod on Apr 5, 2018 20:33:43 GMT
"Down with all magic."Grovemaze of Varvale Land - Animus  Hexproof Grovemaze of Varvale enters the battlefield tapped. Grovemaze of Varvale power is equal to the number of lands you control.  : Add  .  : Grovemaze of Varvale becomes an Elemental creature until end of turn. */*
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Post by Fleur on Apr 5, 2018 21:57:08 GMT
"Sir," Lumen begins. "Could I examine your flamethrower?"Cowboy of Order   Creature - Human Knight  Hexproof from red Other equipped creatures you control get +1/+1 and have hexproof from red. "Chaos need not more place than it already has in the wild west."3/2
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Post by gurfafflekins on Apr 5, 2018 22:29:41 GMT
"Woah, woah hey! I'm the only funny one 'round these parts ya hear? I don't care what flames you spew, 'cause no one is as hot a topic as I am."
Hot Capped Jester 
Creature - Human Jester 
Whenever a creature blocks ~, ~ deals 1 damage to that creature.
"Let's play hot pot-hat-o!"
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Post by korakhos on Apr 7, 2018 14:39:57 GMT
"Hi, I remember you for trying to throw a boulder on my head. Allow me to return the favor..."Dashing Boulder Instant Untap target land you control, it becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn. It's still a land. No one can outrun an avalanche.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2018 19:35:00 GMT
sylphiod: Damn! Call down, bro! You don't like magic. I understand.
Well, I don't. Get the hell outta my lawn, damn orgg !"Grovemaze: Wow. It's a friggen' bomb. 9/10 Bituminous Barricade Creature - Elemental Defender When ~ dies, it deals 2 damage to you. 5/1 Fleur: "Yep, just avoid th- NO DON'T TOUCH THATCowboy: I like how it gives that effect only to the equipped creatures. Not too powerful, but good enough in the right deck. 8/10 Consume Soul  Instant Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. gurfafflekins: "You think you're funny, moron? Let's see who's funnier then!"Jester: IDK what to say on this one. Seems balanced. 7/10 would be 7.5 if not that punApplause of the Crowd Instant ~ deals 2 damage to target creature. Ask a person outside the game to laugh. If he or she doesn't, ~ deals 4 damage to that creature instead. korakhos: "Oh, it's the geoguy." Dhotman sees the boulder. "Now that's what I call fun!"Dashing Boulder: is not a boulder creature with dash 0/10 Okay card. I have no idea what to say, stop sending me nice cards. 7.5/10 Deconstruct Instant Destroy target artifact creature or land creature.
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Post by gurfafflekins on Apr 8, 2018 0:52:52 GMT
"Oh, fine, we'll see who has the last laugh. It'll be me, though, just for clarification." Spritzing him in the face with a water bottle, she dashes madly off, cackling the whole way.
Applause of the Crowd: I like it. Neat little uncard with the whole laughing thing, though for 4 damage is still a little iffy, even in an un environment. 8/10.
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Post by cajun on Apr 8, 2018 1:01:53 GMT
"What a curious person. What are you up to?"
Watch from Afar  Enchantment - Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield, untap enchanted creature.
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Post by korakhos on Apr 8, 2018 3:51:10 GMT
Deconstruct: Love the idea but I think it should cost . 9/10. |
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Post by Fleur on Apr 8, 2018 4:09:12 GMT
"I'm not so sure flamethrowers are supposed to do that," Lumen notes, as his construct's framework is torn apart horribly and left as a metal husk, fuming and rusting. "What exactly can that flamethrower of yours do?" CARD: Bad version of Death Wind, which is already not so good. 4/10. Tinkerer's Tools Artifact Sacrifice CARDNAME: Target artifact gains indestructible until end of turn. Untap it. Good for something that's not working fast enough. Good for something that's falling apart. Good for something that's on the verge of being eaten by a spider. Good for basically anything, really.
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1/1 Squirrel
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Post by sylphiod on Apr 10, 2018 17:08:04 GMT
5/1 with defender is great fits int red's style of defender, well not a card that is amazing it is a card that I could see wizards printing 10/10 "I'm orc, not a damned orgg!"Gelet, Escaped Ooze Legendary Land - Animus Gelet, Escaped Ooze enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. , Remove a counter from Gelet:: Add . : Put a +1/+1 counter on Gelet. It becomes an Ooze creature until end of turn. Where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Gelet. 0/0 |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2018 17:50:10 GMT
cajun : "Maybe scorching your butt?"Watch from Afar: I'm not sure what the flavor is, but it's a nice card anyway. I'm smelling some potential for combos. 8.5/10 Arcane Backfire Instant ~ deals 2 damage to target creature, then it deals 1½ damage to it for each Aura enchanting it. Mages surrounding themselves with all kinds of magic feel protected, yet sometimes it's the cause of getting grilled.Sylphiod, Yoshi, please wait a while. I mean, until tommorrow. Sorry, not much time for this now.
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Post by cajun on Apr 11, 2018 6:25:40 GMT
The child called cautiously at the pyromancer, and the pyromancer fired back. "Fine, fine, we're leaving!" they screamed, fleeing from the unstable flames.
Props for red enchantment punishing to make a shock more interesting, but fractions mostly just add things to keep track of without being much fun and rarely mechanically relevant. 6.5/10
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2018 7:05:19 GMT
"Oh, it feels so good to rise back from the dead! They make great coffee though."sylphiod : "I don't care what you are. You are ugly and you smell. Oh, and you left some stinking stuff behind."Gelet: Might be powerful, but looks to me like a mediocre rare. Let's give it 7/10 for an interesting idea. Unstable Sinkhole Sorcery Destroy target land. Roll two six-sided dice. You lose 3 life unless you've rolled doubles. "It ate uncle Squigg!"
-Swogg the Scopomancer, last wordsFleur , I'm busy now, I'll get to you later (but still today)
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Post by mixedrandomj on Jun 16, 2018 15:19:52 GMT
@gorgonzola The crytal being before you seems wary to approach. As it gets closer, the core of it glows a brighter and brighter red glow.Burning Revelation Sorcery  Any player may have ~ deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, for each player, that player exiles all cards from their hand face down, then draws that many cards. At the end of their next turn, that player discards their hand, then puts the exiled cards into their hand. "And suddenly, it came to them." |
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