Welcome to the Card of the Week Contest! To participate in this Contest you'll have to design a card along the contest guidelines and throw it into the arena with other competitors' entries! At the end of each week, a winner will be determined by forum poll. The winner's card will be rendered and featured on the Welcome page, and the winner decides the challenge for the next week's Contest!
Here we go, competitors: our four-hundred and seventy-first challenge!
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"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm offended by that,' as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I'm offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?" - Stephen Fry
Scion of Meat and Treasure Legendary Creature--Elemental Dragon Scion As Scion of Meat and Treasure enters the battlefield, investigate twice, create two Food tokens, and create two Treasure tokens. Flying, trample, haste Scion of Meat and Treasure gets +1/+1 for each Clue you control. Scion of Meat and Treasure gets +1/+1 for each Food you control. Scion of Meat and Treasure gets +1/+1 for each Treasure you control. Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, you gain 3 life and add one mana of any color. Whenever you sacrifice a Food, draw a card and add one mana of any color. Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, draw a card and gain 3 life. 0/0
Dura, Beloved Tavernkeep Legendary Creature - Orc Citizen Whenever a creature you control enters the battlefield from exile, create a food token. You may have that creature enter tapped. If you do draw a card and gain 2 life. “Come in, you look tired. We’ve got food ready, and plenty of rooms.” 1/4A card I made more than a year ago. Seemed fitting for this challenge
Fieldback Golem 2G Artifact Creature — Golem Whenever Fieldback Golem becomes tapped, you may pay XX. If you do, create X tapped Food tokens. Sacrifice three Food tokens: Return Fieldback Golem from your graveyard to your hand. 2/3
Fieldback Golem 2G Artifact Creature — Golem Whenever Fieldback Golem becomes tapped, you may pay XX. If you do, create X tapped Food tokens. Sacrifice three Food tokens: Return Fieldback Golem from your graveyard to your hand.