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Post by fungustober on May 14, 2022 21:16:33 GMT
Lackey - Only ever gets +1/+1 at the most in archenemy since schemes are almost always once a turn. 6/10."Not too keen on explaining the entirety of my anatomy to you but if you insist you insist." Yakana lets out a small smug chuckle at her own joke. "You're a planeswalker, clearly. My, it seems many people here are. I don't work like you or most others. For me to have a real grip on the plane I'm in, I need an anchor, something to tie me to the plane physically and mentally. HE took that from me, and now I need a new anchor, which is going to be such a chore, hun, you have no idea. So, the man needs to die. He needed to anyhow but now I feel the need to tell people about it. I'll tell you what, if you bring me his head on a platter, I'll owe you a favor. Anything that dirt covered head could imagine. Sound fair enough? You can buy money, information, or death! Death is the most fun but do make sure they deserve it. I don't slaughter innocents you know. Yakana waggles her finger a bit and crosses her legs, taking a sitting position midair as she speaks.Energetic outburst  
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Energetic Outburst: Decent. I like it. It's like a fight spell in red. Don't really know how to rate this honestly. It's a common. It's fine but not spectacular, like commons should be. I guess that's a 10/10? idk. 10/10Ghitu Outrider   Creature — Human Nomad  Whenever you cast a spell that targets ~, ~ gets +1/+0. [2/2] |
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patches47
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Post by patches47 on May 15, 2022 19:15:44 GMT
Lackey - Only ever gets +1/+1 at the most in archenemy since schemes are almost always once a turn. 6/10."Not too keen on explaining the entirety of my anatomy to you but if you insist you insist." Yakana lets out a small smug chuckle at her own joke. "You're a planeswalker, clearly. My, it seems many people here are. I don't work like you or most others. For me to have a real grip on the plane I'm in, I need an anchor, something to tie me to the plane physically and mentally. HE took that from me, and now I need a new anchor, which is going to be such a chore, hun, you have no idea. So, the man needs to die. He needed to anyhow but now I feel the need to tell people about it. I'll tell you what, if you bring me his head on a platter, I'll owe you a favor. Anything that dirt covered head could imagine. Sound fair enough? You can buy money, information, or death! Death is the most fun but do make sure they deserve it. I don't slaughter innocents you know. Yakana waggles her finger a bit and crosses her legs, taking a sitting position midair as she speaks.Energetic outburst " style="max-width:100%;"]
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Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. it deals damage equal to it's power to target creature or planeswalker.
Energetic Outburst: Decent. I like it. It's like a fight spell in red. Don't really know how to rate this honestly. It's a common. It's fine but not spectacular, like commons should be. I guess that's a 10/10? idk. 10/10Ghitu Outrider Creature — Human Nomad " style="max-width:100%;"] Whenever you cast a spell that targets ~, ~ gets +1/+0. [2/2] - I think this is a bit weak and could definitely use a buff. The concept is fine but I'm struggling with the execution. This could use flying...or horsemanship. lol. 6/10. "Oh darling this wasn't a hiring, I was just giving a gentle suggestion. My, sometimes I forget how charismatic I am. I didn't mean to pin you as a common thug. I simply suggested if you see this man, for everyone's good you should slice him in twain. I'm in no rush, I quite literally have all the time in the world." Yakana leans forward a bit, taking more of a midair laying position as she rolls onto her back, making eye contact with Vidus upside down. "What could you possibly want to know? Let's see...Something in your past, perhaps? Something that has to do with the mysterious shovel, hmm? Looking for someone or something, or just looking for answers, please, I'm all ears." She begins floating around Vidus, slowly encircling him.What you know, I knowScheme Each opponent reveals their hand. You may cast a nonland card revealed this way without paying it's mana cost. |
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toastiferous
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Post by toastiferous on May 18, 2022 18:57:56 GMT
The air whooshes as an owl lands on a nearby tree. Yakana blinks, and the owl is replaced by a humanoid figure perched on the branch. "Lovely day, isn't it? It's always nice to find a fellow tea enthusiast." A long, slender hand extends, holding a small cup of tea. "A gesture of good faith. I've gotten off on the wrong foot too many times now."Come Bearing Gifts  Sorcery - Revelation Each player gains 4 life. Draw a card. Coalesce  (You may cast this from your graveyard for its coalesce cost. If you do, put it onto the battlefield as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)3/6 |
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patches47
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Post by patches47 on May 23, 2022 15:31:14 GMT
The air whooshes as an owl lands on a nearby tree. Yakana blinks, and the owl is replaced by a humanoid figure perched on the branch. "Lovely day, isn't it? It's always nice to find a fellow tea enthusiast." A long, slender hand extends, holding a small cup of tea. "A gesture of good faith. I've gotten off on the wrong foot too many times now."Come Bearing Gifts " style="max-width:100%;"] " style="max-width:100%;"] Sorcery - Revelation Each player gains 4 life. Draw a card. Coalesce " style="max-width:100%;"] " style="max-width:100%;"] (You may cast this from your graveyard for its coalesce cost. If you do, put it onto the battlefield as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)3/6 : Revelations tend to be overcosted for their bodies and I think this is too efficient for what it is. I do like the idea though. 7/10 Sitting before Cayli is a form one one would not expect from what she has heard of the lady of branching paths. A small fox with fluffy pink fur raises it's head and yawns, bathing in morning sun. It opens it's mouth, and a voice comes out, speaking in perfect humanoid tongue. "Oh, well look at you. You are too kind. As you can see, I have drawn ill lots due to recent events, and I may not be up to your expectations."" The fox sits up and makes eye contact with the figure. "My time is much more limited now that I'm eating and sleeping and whatnot. I haven't felt this way in ages. I almost feel as if I'm made of meat!" The fox lets out a raucous laugh, and begins lapping out of the cup of tea. "Now, what is it that you want? People don't just come to me to bring offerings without purpose. Do you want to know of something or someone, perhaps?" Knowledge Comes at a PriceOngoing Scheme Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 2 life unless they discard a card. |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on May 23, 2022 20:33:47 GMT
In the distance, Yakana can see a cloaked warrior with a bow on her back riding a horse-sized cat. As she comes closer, one can make out a shield on her arm, inscribed with a large pair of wings. Yakana may or may not recognize the warrior from the battle against the Creatures of Elsewhere, though the rest of the chaos may have obscured her from Yakana's notice. Upon reaching a suitable distance, that the fox may hear her, the warrior calls out: "O Lady of Branching Paths, you were a sight to see upon the battlefield, and I commend your efforts. I hear you are wise and knowledgeable. I've questions to ask, if you do not mind."Conjuring To Thought a WhimUnchained Inferno Creature - Elemental  Haste, Trample At the beginning of your end step, ~ deals 3 damage to you. 6/3 "An uncontrolled flame will hurt everyone involved. They need to teach those pyromancers some patience." |
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patches47
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Post by patches47 on May 23, 2022 23:55:01 GMT
In the distance, Yakana can see a cloaked warrior with a bow on her back riding a horse-sized cat. As she comes closer, one can make out a shield on her arm, inscribed with a large pair of wings. Yakana may or may not recognize the warrior from the battle against the Creatures of Elsewhere, though the rest of the chaos may have obscured her from Yakana's notice. Upon reaching a suitable distance, that the fox may hear her, the warrior calls out: "O Lady of Branching Paths, you were a sight to see upon the battlefield, and I commend your efforts. I hear you are wise and knowledgeable. I've questions to ask, if you do not mind."Conjuring To Thought a WhimUnchained Inferno " style="max-width:100%;"]" style="max-width:100%;"]" style="max-width:100%;"]Creature - Elemental Haste, Trample At the beginning of your end step, ~ deals 3 damage to you. 6/3 "An uncontrolled flame will hurt everyone involved. They need to teach those pyromancers some patience."Unchained Inferno - Great twist on the ball lightning formula. At least I think that was the intention. Either way this is rad. 8/10 In the distance, a miniscule figure stands to her feet. A fox with fluffy well kempt pink fur and bright glowing yellow eyes. Yakana yawns a bit and stretches her hind legs as she bends forward. She then leaps into the air, and before hitting aground, she springs off of seemingly nothing, leaping again midair. She could no longer float, but she now bounded through the air on a series of hops, closing the distance between her and the warrior and her cat."Oh my, my. A fellow compatriot who battled back those awful things from the rift. A good day to you! You offer such fanfare even to this old silly fox, you are too kind. If you know me well enough you should know that I do not pass my information freely, people can be dangerous. Yakana briefly makes eye contact with Atlani's mount. "I take information most of the time, but if you truly felt up to repaying me in full, there's something you can do for me. The fox pauses for a moment, then hacks something up. Out of her mouth flies a simple small seed, round with a firm texture. "This is the seed to a very special willow. Take it to a place that is special to you and plant it, when you do, think of me, and the tree will grow in the matter of moments. Do this for me and anything you could possibly want to know is yours. Of course you could also just feed me gossip, darling. Or blood! There's a horrendous man who stole from me and has gone on a killing spree as of late who needs to be brought to justice! There are so many things, darling! So much to do, so little time! Oh! I'm getting ahead of myself. What is it that you actually want to know?"Stellar Discovery Instant Until end of turn, whenever target creature deals damage to a creature or player, draw a card. |
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on May 24, 2022 0:56:49 GMT
Unchained Inferno - Great twist on the ball lightning formula. At least I think that was the intention. Either way this is rad. 8/10 In the distance, a miniscule figure stands to her feet. A fox with fluffy well kempt pink fur and bright glowing yellow eyes. Yakana yawns a bit and stretches her hind legs as she bends forward. She then leaps into the air, and before hitting aground, she springs off of seemingly nothing, leaping again midair. She could no longer float, but she now bounded through the air on a series of hops, closing the distance between her and the warrior and her cat."Oh my, my. A fellow compatriot who battled back those awful things from the rift. A good day to you! You offer such fanfare even to this old silly fox, you are too kind. If you know me well enough you should know that I do not pass my information freely, people can be dangerous. Yakana briefly makes eye contact with Atlani's mount. "I take information most of the time, but if you truly felt up to repaying me in full, there's something you can do for me. The fox pauses for a moment, then hacks something up. Out of her mouth flies a simple small seed, round with a firm texture. "This is the seed to a very special willow. Take it to a place that is special to you and plant it, when you do, think of me, and the tree will grow in the matter of moments. Do this for me and anything you could possibly want to know is yours. Of course you could also just feed me gossip, darling. Or blood! There's a horrendous man who stole from me and has gone on a killing spree as of late who needs to be brought to justice! There are so many things, darling! So much to do, so little time! Oh! I'm getting ahead of myself. What is it that you actually want to know?"Stellar Discovery Instant Until end of turn, whenever target creature deals damage to a creature or player, draw a card. So, I like the idea, the thing is, this is just Opt without the scry, and less usable. Atlani dismounts as Yakana approaches. "Ah, I understand. I'm sure I can muster some form of payment." Lulak's blank eyes look into Yakana's as they keep eye contact. As it breaks, Lulak looks back to Atlani, who reaches into a pocket, brow furrowed, and pulls out a handkerchief with which she picks up the seed, cleaning off what spit there may be. She is visibly lost as she struggles to keep up with the plethora of proposals. "I am looking for a specific sword, one by the name of Selem, who talks and planeswalks. I am no planeswalker in my own right; it was his spark that brought me here, and hopefully it will be his that brings me back to Tarkir." She holds the seed up to her eye, examining it. "Now, what is it that this tree will do?" Satisfied with her rough examination, she wraps it up with the handkerchief and puts it in her pocket. "Or, what is it that was stolen? By who?"
Swift Justiciar  Creature - Human Knight Whenever ~ attacks, target creature defending player controls can't block this turn. Dash 3/3 "Who cares what the Azorius said, I know wrongdoing when I see it!" |
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toastiferous
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Post by toastiferous on May 24, 2022 1:08:47 GMT
Sitting before Cayli is a form one one would not expect from what she has heard of the lady of branching paths. A small fox with fluffy pink fur raises it's head and yawns, bathing in morning sun. It opens it's mouth, and a voice comes out, speaking in perfect humanoid tongue. "Oh, well look at you. You are too kind. As you can see, I have drawn ill lots due to recent events, and I may not be up to your expectations."" The fox sits up and makes eye contact with the figure. "My time is much more limited now that I'm eating and sleeping and whatnot. I haven't felt this way in ages. I almost feel as if I'm made of meat!" The fox lets out a raucous laugh, and begins lapping out of the cup of tea. "Now, what is it that you want? People don't just come to me to bring offerings without purpose. Do you want to know of something or someone, perhaps?" Knowledge Comes at a PriceOngoing Scheme Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 2 life unless they discard a card.  Sorcery - Revelation Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life. Coalesce  At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on Follow Lost Tomorrows for each life you've lost this turn. 2/2 Knowledge comes at a Price Typically, ongoing schemes have a way to force abandonment, and this triggering off every draw for the rest of the game seems a bit excessive? Maybe triggering on the first draw each turn is enough? 7/10 |
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Post by cajun on May 27, 2022 6:56:45 GMT
Yakana shoots up several feet into the air without making a single move, as if simply slid along the Y axis, legs crossed, pearls in hand."Do tell, what are your plans with me? All I did was participate in a simple business transaction, and you would charge at me in such a brutish way! For shame. Perhaps, with I remaining at a safe distance, we can discuss this like civil beings. It won't do you much to try and catch him, as you know, and I would wager you couldn't do much to catch me. I simply can't just give you your pearls back; I paid well for them. If you could pay me in kind, then they're yours once more. I don't mean coin either, darling. I deal in secrets and information. Whatever you do, don't act rashly.: Yakana's face turns deadly serious for a moment before clearing her throat, and smirking once again. "I'm not paying for something that's mine!" she yells up to Yakana. She growls at the fox and narrows her eyes. The air shimmers with heat and the woman vanishes. Momentarily, a wave of heat appears over Yakana's head, with Haide and her heavy metal legs falling just behind... Act Rashly Sorcery You may double target creature's power. If a source would deal damage to that creature this turn, it deals double that damage instead. "Fastest way to get me to do something is tell me that I can't!"
Come, Join My Merriment! - sure 8/10
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fungustober
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Post by fungustober on Jun 20, 2022 0:21:08 GMT
Ghitu Outrider - I think this is a bit weak and could definitely use a buff. The concept is fine but I'm struggling with the execution. This could use flying...or horsemanship. lol. 6/10. "Oh darling this wasn't a hiring, I was just giving a gentle suggestion. My, sometimes I forget how charismatic I am. I didn't mean to pin you as a common thug. I simply suggested if you see this man, for everyone's good you should slice him in twain. I'm in no rush, I quite literally have all the time in the world." Yakana leans forward a bit, taking more of a midair laying position as she rolls onto her back, making eye contact with Vidus upside down. "What could you possibly want to know? Let's see...Something in your past, perhaps? Something that has to do with the mysterious shovel, hmm? Looking for someone or something, or just looking for answers, please, I'm all ears." She begins floating around Vidus, slowly encircling him.What you know, I knowScheme Each opponent reveals their hand. You may cast a nonland card revealed this way without paying it's mana cost. Vidus pauses, looking at Yakana for a second. "I'm looking for... someone." Vidus finally says. "A planeswalker. I hope, at least." Vidus turns away from Yakana to hide his face. "Her name is Hadanu Dustbone." He begins nervously fiddling with his shovel. "She's an Orc from a plane known as Yenire."
What you know, I know: Very cool. 10/10
Djinn Arbiter Creature - Djinn Wizard Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if they spent no mana to cast it, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for that spell. --------------------------------------------------- "Let's make this a little more fair, shall we?"2/2 |
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