Post by sdfkjgh on May 8, 2023 1:02:06 GMT
"I die now not because you've impaled me, but because of all...your...goddamn...godawful...PUNS!!! Eaaaagh!" *Dead*
The Phyrexian turns to its fellows and asks "Guys, are my puns really that bad?"
One timidly steps forward and answers "Well, we all weren't gonna say anything, but..."
Oh, come on! Ktrx'ik, you said you liked my piercing wit.
No, I said that your puns are like a searing-hot needle piercing through my brainpan, again!
Oh, come one, Jin-Gitaxias is a very gentle surgeon.
Maybe for you, but I was compleated back before he'd had much practice.
Yes, and you still won't shut up about how painful it was!
Yes, just give it a rest, already!
WHY HASN'T THIS SECTOR BEEN CLEARED YET?! QUIT DAWDLING AND GET BACK TO WORK!!
Yes, Mommy!
Yes, Mommy!
Yes, Mommy!
#ShitpostingOnTheSevens