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Post by sdfkjgh on Feb 1, 2022 20:51:08 GMT
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Post by vizionarius on Feb 1, 2022 23:09:34 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Feb 2, 2022 19:39:54 GMT
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Post by Daij_Djan on Feb 3, 2022 21:45:38 GMT
EDIT: Now with fixed images 
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Post by sdfkjgh on Feb 4, 2022 16:16:28 GMT
EDIT: Now with fixed images  Or, YOU THE GUY SHE SAYS NOT TO WORRY ABOUT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Feb 4, 2022 20:43:03 GMT
Pika! Pika-pika! Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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Post by sdfkjgh on Mar 5, 2022 5:14:52 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 24, 2022 19:53:51 GMT
So, I just won against a Zur, Eternal Schemer Brawl deck, and I realized something: Zur's torso looks like an angry/grumpy clown with several bags under its eyes.  And now you can't unsee it either.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 27, 2022 21:04:35 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 27, 2022 23:53:15 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Oct 5, 2022 0:15:26 GMT
 "While you were partying, I studied tt ww oo bb ll aa dd ee ss." Ral: What the hell is that? Well, I'm trying to mimic a dropshadow effect, because I have no idea how to code it on the forums, or if it's even possible. Ral: Dude, on the one hand, that looks ugly as sin, and on the other hand, if you have to explain it, then there is no joke!Oh, just let me have my silly little meme references!
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Post by sdfkjgh on Dec 14, 2022 4:42:10 GMT
I so desperately want this to be a Card of the Week Challenge!
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pernicious
7/7 Elemental

Currently busy irl
Posts: 352
Favorite Card: Mistmeadow Skulk
Favorite Set: Lorwyn and Shadowmoor blocks
Color Alignment: Red
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Post by pernicious on Jan 3, 2023 17:52:52 GMT
Imagine casting Unmake on an Inherited Fiend. "Well done, young fool, well done! Now for your-Wait, what are you doing? Oh, no. Nononono, not again! Not again! NOOOOOOOOO!”
sdfkjgh I wonder what will happen after the New Phyrexia arc. Who will be the next BBEG?
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Post by sdfkjgh on Jan 16, 2023 21:08:38 GMT
COMING SOON TO THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL: KOTH, ELSPETH, AND THE MIRRANS! GET YOUR TICKETS TODAY!Opening Act: Rodrigo y Gabriela*. *Ok, this is actually a reference joke that requires a bit of explanation, and some digging through the Wayback online archives. Longlong ago, before even the Beforetimes, during the previews for New Phyrexia, Noel deCordova (I think) wrote an article that compared the various monocolor factions of New Phyrexia to various genres of Metal music. He said that Green was Acoustic Metal, and then went on to burst the seeming contradiction in terms with a link to Tamacun.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Jan 17, 2023 19:13:52 GMT
pernicious: My money's on Oko forming The League of Extraordinary Himbos to take over the Instagramsphere.
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pernicious
7/7 Elemental

Currently busy irl
Posts: 352
Favorite Card: Mistmeadow Skulk
Favorite Set: Lorwyn and Shadowmoor blocks
Color Alignment: Red
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Post by pernicious on Jan 17, 2023 19:22:33 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Jan 17, 2023 19:41:16 GMT
So, I'm only 5 paragraphs in, and already I can picture a Pythonesque exchange: Elesh Norn: I TOLD YOU TO BRING HIM TO US, AND SEND THE OTHER TO JIN-GITAXIAS FOR RECONDITIONING! YOU DARE DEFY A DIRECT ORDER?!Guard: *Staying stock-still in panic, talking through clenched teeth and lips* But you also directly ordered us to, and I quote, "stand perfectly, inhumanly still, and woe be to the legionnaire who shirked this distinction to so much as wipe away a blemish on its armor." Norn: Well, obviously, if I give you a new order that contradicts a previous order, then the new order supercedes the previous one for as long as the new one is being carried out. Once the new order has been fulfilled, the previous order goes right back into effect, you blithering idiot!Second Guard: *Also in a panic similiar to the first* What, you mean like the LIFO rules for the Stack? Norn: *As she's flensing them* NO METAHUMOR! I HATE METAHUMOR!!First Guard: Then why are you participating in this extended bit of metahumor? Norn: *Decapitates the first guard in frustration* You just can't get good help these days, not even if you create them yourself! Right, you insolent, devious little prick, what was it you wanted?Tezzeret: *Desperately trying hard not to show the laughter that's paroxysmically rocking his entire body, and failing as badly as Harvey Korman* Norn: Oh, just get the fuck out of here!
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Post by sdfkjgh on Jan 17, 2023 21:00:49 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Jan 18, 2023 0:23:27 GMT
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pernicious
7/7 Elemental

Currently busy irl
Posts: 352
Favorite Card: Mistmeadow Skulk
Favorite Set: Lorwyn and Shadowmoor blocks
Color Alignment: Red
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Post by pernicious on Jan 19, 2023 8:55:33 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Jan 29, 2023 1:24:31 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Feb 6, 2023 19:15:06 GMT
And in other news, Disaster Area have just announced that they'll be coming to Earth, to play at a new, purpose-built stadium: 
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Post by sdfkjgh on Feb 10, 2023 3:43:57 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Feb 11, 2023 19:29:47 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Mar 28, 2023 19:26:09 GMT
So, last night I had the idea to do an Acorn card based off of the Droste effect, where the card art is the card itself, with a deeper layer of the card's rules text, and you would progress through the layers to get more powerful abilities (sort of like a level up creature, or a Class, that progresses along the z axis), but then I realized it's far too much work, for literally zero payoff, and I'm a lazy bastard. So have a repost of a stupid idea that's kinda similar: Inception     Legendary Enchantment  Indestructible, shroud Cumulative upkeep— Shahrazad (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)----------------------------------------------------- “We have to go deeper!”
#ShitpostingOnTheSevens
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Post by sdfkjgh on Apr 4, 2023 18:24:07 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Apr 4, 2023 18:37:24 GMT
Lazotep Convert is yet more proof that Nicol Bolas would've won against the Phyrexians. Guys, I think I'm b̷̨̬͖̻̌̆̀́͐̄̓͒̓̈́̈́̕͜ͅe̶̼͕̫͍̐̊͠ć̴̦̣͉̭̯̦̈́͐̅̑͑̾̈́̔͊̆̒̚o̶͙͈̻̩̙͙̳͒̋ṁ̵̡̢̰̱͉̟̜͎̞̹̗̯̹͖̻̬͗͆͌͌i̷͉̍̐͆̾͛n̷̞̞̭̜̫̻̺͇̪͙̲̳͇̜͒͑̊̈́̒͛̂́͗͒̌͂ͅġ̸̨̟̆͛̔̇̿͘ ̷̬̮̬͔̗̆̎̓̿͊̾͊͗̈́̕͝à̶̺̻̣̍̉̏͊̇́̇ ̶̛̦̝̐̄̄̊̐͆͛͒̎͋̇͒̚͘͘N̷̨̺̙̣͖͕̊̀͋̈̽͛͋̇̈́̕͠i̸̛̯͎̼̺̦̝͉̹̙͎̮̹̣̞͇͊͌̔c̸̪͇̻̦͍̊͋̓͠o̴̟̓͂̏͒̊͆̒́͛̔̂̓̀̈̕͠ļ̷̲̲̰̤̬̱͗̃̈́͐͆̈́̽́̌̄̏̏̉̕͝͠ ̶̬̤̞̖́̾̈́̿͜B̶̢̡͕͕̲̰͇͖̌̊̆̍͒̕͝o̴̧̤͚̟̠̣̻̝͂͛͊͝͠l̴̯̺̗̟̎̈̄̉̈́̊̓̄͗a̷̡̡͚̮̗̱̤͎̬̬͙̻̞̎̃š̴̬̹͖̼̫͑̏̓̉͑͗͝ ̸̻̅̓̎̀͆͆̀͑͌̿̂͝a̶̡̰̲͇̜̯̹̮̝̐͋͗̓̑̍͋̀̓̒͌̍͘p̸͖̻̙͉̩̰͕̫͉̜̗̰͓̝̠̠͛̐͋̃͊̔̈͆͝o̷̙̜̮͚̞̊̈́̈̌̓̆̅̿̊̀̀̋̓̄͘̕l̷̗͓̪͈̠̘̏ͅȍ̷̧̰͕͚̥̳̯͖͙̳̑̍̋ͅͅḡ̸̡̘̪͚͔͙͙̈́̀̇̾͛̕͘̕͝͝͠i̷̛̪̞̮̗̖̫̺͍͎͖̤͛̆̄̍͌͗̈̀͠š̶̖̗͓͇̝͔̦̯̄̇̽̔̎͑̇̍̄̾͒͠͝t̴̨̳̥̺̪̺̘͉̺͍̣͔̠͕̞́̈́͊͐͑͗̋́͜͠͠. I'm not yet at the level of a "Nicky B. did nothing wrong" trumper, ö̸̩̮̦̩͕̭̳̬͖̬̭́́̎̈́̎̾̍̅̒͋̓́̌͗͘ŗ̷̟̯͉̟͓̙̪̻̟̣̌̅̃ ̶̨̨̧̢̢̲̝̭͕̠̮͔͚̗̺̫͗̿̈́̋͝a̶͇̣̲͆̊́̎͊̈́̆͗̾͝m̴̧̡̗̻̮͙̜̲͍͚̃͘͜ͅ ̴̣͉̫̼̦͎̼̤̞̮̀ͅͅI̷̧̨̥̻͍͎̰̞͓̯̪͚̽̋?̷̨̢̳͕̖͚̜̼̠̺̔̽̿̾̈́ but more and more, it's looking like my previous statement of The Gatewatch being worse at their jobs than the Legends of Tomorrow is truer than anyone could've imagined.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Apr 25, 2023 5:23:17 GMT
pernicious: Congratulations, you are this week's winner of the #ShitpostingOnTheSevens Trophy, for your brilliant plagiarism. Come collect your Trophy, then report to the Dean for your punishment of academic probation, for obvious plagiarism.
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pernicious
7/7 Elemental

Currently busy irl
Posts: 352
Favorite Card: Mistmeadow Skulk
Favorite Set: Lorwyn and Shadowmoor blocks
Color Alignment: Red
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Post by pernicious on Apr 25, 2023 10:11:39 GMT
sdfkjgh Thank you very much! The trophy is definitely worth not being able to cast Bold Plagiarist until the Dean's next turn.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Apr 25, 2023 16:04:48 GMT
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