Silly stuff

Or,                                 YOU                                    THE GUY SHE SAYS NOT TO WORRY ABOUT

"ONLY THE PENITENT BEING WILL PASS."



That employee looks rather familiar...


Worst.  Holiday.  Ever!


BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!!


Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar strikes again.


Well, this sounds vaguely familiar...


Just what kinda egg cream would that make?!


I think I figured out the real reason that guy did this, twice.


I think we've found Fblthp's pimp name.


Holy shit, WotC knows about Hive block!


Paging Old Fogey.


Paging Tovolar's Magehunter.

"While you were partying, I studied ttwwoo bbllaaddeess."

Ral: What the hell is that?

Well, I'm trying to mimic a dropshadow effect, because I have no idea how to code it on the forums, or if it's even possible.

Ral: Dude, on the one hand, that looks ugly as sin, and on the other hand, if you have to explain it, then there is no joke!

Oh, just let me have my silly little meme references!

pernicious: My money's on Oko forming The League of Extraordinary Himbos to take over the Instagramsphere.

So, I'm only 5 paragraphs in, and already I can picture a Pythonesque exchange:

Elesh Norn: I TOLD YOU TO BRING HIM TO US, AND SEND THE OTHER TO JIN-GITAXIAS FOR RECONDITIONING!  YOU DARE DEFY A DIRECT ORDER?!

Guard: *Staying stock-still in panic, talking through clenched teeth and lips* But you also directly ordered us to, and I quote, "stand perfectly, inhumanly still, and woe be to the legionnaire who shirked this distinction to so much as wipe away a blemish on its armor."

Norn: Well, obviously, if I give you a new order that contradicts a previous order, then the new order supercedes the previous one for as long as the new one is being carried out.  Once the new order has been fulfilled, the previous order goes right back into effect, you blithering idiot!

Second Guard: *Also in a panic similiar to the first* What, you mean like the LIFO rules for the Stack?

Norn: *As she's flensing them* NO METAHUMOR!  I HATE METAHUMOR!!

First Guard: Then why are you participating in this extended bit of metahumor?

Norn: *Decapitates the first guard in frustration* You just can't get good help these days, not even if you create them yourself!  Right, you insolent, devious little prick, what was it you wanted?

Tezzeret: *Desperately trying hard not to show the laughter that's paroxysmically rocking his entire body, and failing as badly as Harvey Korman*

Norn: Oh, just get the fuck out of here!

Proof positive that the republicans are Phyrexian Sleeper Agents!1!!111  I warned you.  I warned you all that they were already here, but did ANY of you listen?!  Nooooooo!!!11one

I did a thing.

#ShitpostingOnTheSevens

So, you've all seen the new Elesh Norn sticker for Arena, right?  The one where she blushes?  Well, as far as I'm concerned, that sticker makes this canon!

So, last night I had the idea to do an Acorn card based off of the Droste effect, where the card art is the card itself, with a deeper layer of the card's rules text, and you would progress through the layers to get more powerful abilities (sort of like a level up creature, or a Class, that progresses along the z axis), but then I realized it's far too much work, for literally zero payoff, and I'm a lazy bastard.

So have a repost of a stupid idea that's kinda similar:

Inception 
Legendary Enchantment
Indestructible, shroud
Cumulative upkeep—Shahrazad (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
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“We have to go deeper!”


#ShitpostingOnTheSevens

Lazotep Convert is yet more proof that Nicol Bolas would've won against the Phyrexians.



Guys, I think I'm b̷̨̬͖̻̌̆̀́͐̄̓͒̓̈́̈́̕͜ͅe̶̼͕̫͍̐̊͠ć̴̦̣͉̭̯̦̈́͐̅̑͑̾̈́̔͊̆̒̚o̶͙͈̻̩̙͙̳͒̋ṁ̵̡̢̰̱͉̟̜͎̞̹̗̯̹͖̻̬͗͆͌͌i̷͉̍̐͆̾͛n̷̞̞̭̜̫̻̺͇̪͙̲̳͇̜͒͑̊̈́̒͛̂́͗͒̌͂ͅġ̸̨̟̆͛̔̇̿͘ ̷̬̮̬͔̗̆̎̓̿͊̾͊͗̈́̕͝à̶̺̻̣̍̉̏͊̇́̇ ̶̛̦̝̐̄̄̊̐͆͛͒̎͋̇͒̚͘͘N̷̨̺̙̣͖͕̊̀͋̈̽͛͋̇̈́̕͠i̸̛̯͎̼̺̦̝͉̹̙͎̮̹̣̞͇͊͌̔c̸̪͇̻̦͍̊͋̓͠o̴̟̓͂̏͒̊͆̒́͛̔̂̓̀̈̕͠ļ̷̲̲̰̤̬̱͗̃̈́͐͆̈́̽́̌̄̏̏̉̕͝͠ ̶̬̤̞̖́̾̈́̿͜B̶̢̡͕͕̲̰͇͖̌̊̆̍͒̕͝o̴̧̤͚̟̠̣̻̝͂͛͊͝͠l̴̯̺̗̟̎̈̄̉̈́̊̓̄͗a̷̡̡͚̮̗̱̤͎̬̬͙̻̞̎̃š̴̬̹͖̼̫͑̏̓̉͑͗͝ ̸̻̅̓̎̀͆͆̀͑͌̿̂͝a̶̡̰̲͇̜̯̹̮̝̐͋͗̓̑̍͋̀̓̒͌̍͘p̸͖̻̙͉̩̰͕̫͉̜̗̰͓̝̠̠͛̐͋̃͊̔̈͆͝o̷̙̜̮͚̞̊̈́̈̌̓̆̅̿̊̀̀̋̓̄͘̕l̷̗͓̪͈̠̘̏ͅȍ̷̧̰͕͚̥̳̯͖͙̳̑̍̋ͅͅḡ̸̡̘̪͚͔͙͙̈́̀̇̾͛̕͘̕͝͝͠i̷̛̪̞̮̗̖̫̺͍͎͖̤͛̆̄̍͌͗̈̀͠š̶̖̗͓͇̝͔̦̯̄̇̽̔̎͑̇̍̄̾͒͠͝t̴̨̳̥̺̪̺̘͉̺͍̣͔̠͕̞́̈́͊͐͑͗̋́͜͠͠.  I'm not yet at the level of a "Nicky B. did nothing wrong" trumper, ö̸̩̮̦̩͕̭̳̬͖̬̭́́̎̈́̎̾̍̅̒͋̓́̌͗͘ŗ̷̟̯͉̟͓̙̪̻̟̣̌̅̃ ̶̨̨̧̢̢̲̝̭͕̠̮͔͚̗̺̫͗̿̈́̋͝a̶͇̣̲͆̊́̎͊̈́̆͗̾͝m̴̧̡̗̻̮͙̜̲͍͚̃͘͜ͅ ̴̣͉̫̼̦͎̼̤̞̮̀ͅͅI̷̧̨̥̻͍͎̰̞͓̯̪͚̽̋?̷̨̢̳͕̖͚̜̼̠̺̔̽̿̾̈́ but more and more, it's looking like my previous



statement of The Gatewatch being worse at their jobs than the Legends of Tomorrow is truer than anyone could've imagined.