Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 24, 2021 1:29:07 GMT
Kels, Fight Fixer: Beginning in 5
3, cue theme music
Jesus christ, you fucking bitch, what the godawful fuck are you inflicting on us?
Kels: Oh, like you don't know, Mr. watches UltraViolence's ClusterFuck videos religiously? A certain Nemesis Suicide Bomber would like to have a word with you...
Please stop crossing the streams, please stop giving out personal details of my life, and please just let us go!
Kels: Oh, no. I'm actually starting to enjoy watching you lot struggle through this show. So, on with it, I've got popcorn, and everything!
God, I wish we were out of this dungeon.
Welcome, once again, to The MageLaughlin Group. I'm your host, sdfkjgh, and with me is my esteemed panel, Daij_Djan, ZephyrPhantom, foureyesisafish, ArkiThe7th, & dangerousdice (presumed deceased), but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
Kels: DON'T ADDRESS THE CAMERA WHILE IT'S ROLLING!
But, this is a text-based medium--
Kels: DON'T ADDRESS THE CAMERA!!!
As you can see, we're still trapped in Kels' dungeon, for the unforgivable crime of spending a single episode in her Luxury Suit, after accidentally planeswalking through some of the worst places in the Multiverse. So, par for the course for us. Kels managed to outfit each of our cells with their own miniaturized version of The Immortal Sun, so there's no getting out of this for the time being.
Kels: QUIT WASTING TIME ON RECAPS!