Post by Telim'Tor on May 9, 2019 21:40:19 GMT
Cadet Daij_Djan , thank heavens yu've cme t my rescue! Hwever, we must g back int the den f thse ful Letter-Eaters! While I was held prisner, being slwly trtured t death with their cnstant feeding, I managed t espy a cuple f eplsively pwerful weapns t use against mine enemies, as well as finding a way t utterly annihilate these gdsawful Letter-Eaters.
Ral: You do know that they're relatively harmless, right?
*Pintedly ignring him* Unfrtunately, part f my plan t etirpate them nce and fr all required me t temprarily sacrifice my ability t prnunce nills and crsses.
Ral: You overfed them nearly to death, and now you're planning to send your cannon fodder back in there to finish them off, is that about the gist of it? What's one more war crime?
Quiet, yu! As part of my brilliant plan, I fund ut that they're etremely sensitive t music, especially music abut relatinships!
Ral: Knowing you, you stumbled upon that fact accidentally, and now you're planning on weaponizing your dumb luck against a protected endangered species.
Thse Letter-Eaters wn't knw what hit them when yu all g back int their terrr-dens, armed with Standard decks based arund ur new battle-anthem.
Ral: Elle King? Really? I gotta say, the choice is surprising, but the questionable taste seems par the course.
ne final push, t verwhelm them with n less than a hundred and twenty-three nulls and eight crsses cntained within the names, flavr tets, rules tets, and legal tets f all the 75 cards. We shall use their damned feeding habits against the ful buggers, s that I may finally be rid f them! Then, it's deep int their lair, t rescue the weapns fr the net step in my plans!
There's a very gd chance that many f yu wn't make it back, but that's the nature f war. Thse that d, I'll see in tw weeks, and I epect t see results!
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Ral: You do know that they're relatively harmless, right?
*Pintedly ignring him* Unfrtunately, part f my plan t etirpate them nce and fr all required me t temprarily sacrifice my ability t prnunce nills and crsses.
Ral: You overfed them nearly to death, and now you're planning to send your cannon fodder back in there to finish them off, is that about the gist of it? What's one more war crime?
Quiet, yu! As part of my brilliant plan, I fund ut that they're etremely sensitive t music, especially music abut relatinships!
Ral: Knowing you, you stumbled upon that fact accidentally, and now you're planning on weaponizing your dumb luck against a protected endangered species.
Thse Letter-Eaters wn't knw what hit them when yu all g back int their terrr-dens, armed with Standard decks based arund ur new battle-anthem.
Ral: Elle King? Really? I gotta say, the choice is surprising, but the questionable taste seems par the course.
ne final push, t verwhelm them with n less than a hundred and twenty-three nulls and eight crsses cntained within the names, flavr tets, rules tets, and legal tets f all the 75 cards. We shall use their damned feeding habits against the ful buggers, s that I may finally be rid f them! Then, it's deep int their lair, t rescue the weapns fr the net step in my plans!
There's a very gd chance that many f yu wn't make it back, but that's the nature f war. Thse that d, I'll see in tw weeks, and I epect t see results!
DISMISSED!