Telim'Tor
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Posts: 18
Favorite Card: [font face="Luckiest Guy"]ARTIFACT JANK!!![/font]
Favorite Set: [font face="Luckiest Guy"]Chronicles, Homelands[/font]
Color Alignment: Red
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Post by Telim'Tor on Apr 27, 2019 17:03:00 GMT
Hlp m, oh Cadt mongr, you’r my only hop. As th winnr of my last Challng, I look to you to hlp gt m out of this mss. I’m stuck in anothr, diffrnt void, this on filld with craturs that call thmslvs Lttr-atrs. Thy tll m that thy fd on lttrs, but thy lik to mak a gam of it, so bfor thy fd, thy pick a lttr at random to at. It sms that this particular lttr has its own codnam: Gadsby. I kp throwing ___s at thm, but thy just kp coming! Thr’s no stopping thir hungr! Plas, snd hlp! Build m a dck that contains absolutly no _ in any of th cards’ nams, ruls txt, or flavor txt! It might just b th only way to dfat ths horrndously hungry monstrs! Plas hurry! I hav supplis nough for two wks, but aftr that, I don’t know how long I can hold out! Kp back, you finds! Back, I say! HLLLLLLLLLPP!!! Ral: Why didn’t dumbass just omit it? Tfri: GT THM OFF OF M! - Oh, for fuck's sake!
Step 1: Roll 1d26. We rolled 2, therefore B.
Step 2: Construct a deck that completely omits the corresponding letter from card names, rules text, reminder text, and flavor text. Your choice of format and optional additional 15.
Step 3: Post roll and decklist. We promise to leave enough of the general nuisance undigested for him to pick a winner. Confidentially, he's overfeeding us, and making us sick. We've had to switch to different languages, and he STILL manages to scream out too many of our chosen phonemes. We hope that fulfilling this challenge, he'll decide to leave. We keep telling him he's free to go at any time, insisting he leave, in fact, he just won't leave us alone.
HELP US! TAKE THIS ASSHOLE OFF OUR HANDS!
--Signed: The Letter-Eaters.
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Post by Daij_Djan on May 6, 2019 20:13:50 GMT
Recruit Daij_Djan rushing to the rescue, Sir. Here, I've carefully prepared this to scare these pesky little critters away. No longer shall they be an obstacle to your great crusade!00*turns around*Here you go, letter-eaters. I hope you're satisfied with this feast I offer to you. Now, will you let the honorable general go, please?- “No Reverse W“ (
Commander EDH legal)
Commander Leader
| | | Token Generators (29)
| Swarm Support (13)
Removal (7)
Goodstuff (7)
| Mana Ramp (4)
Lands (39)
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{ OOC Comments} When I rolled the letter M for this challenge, my first thoughts were pretty much: „Well, this could have gone better. Then again, it could have been worse. Oh yeah, WotC recently dropped the 'to your mana pool' wording, nice. But that happened so recently, almost no printing already use it, damn.“Still, it was pretty obvious I would have quite a few options to choose from. As I pondered about where to start I remembered the previous challenge I originally wanted to participate with a Battle of Wits deck which I never found the time to put together in the end and decided to make this challenge a bit harder for me by picking Commander as my format of choice. Also out of pure spite I decided to take the challenge a step further by including the typeline into it. No Enchantments, Equipments, Humans and/or probably quite a few more for me!With Mountains and Swamps out of the game, I was now left with Bant colors. Arcades Sabboth as my only option to keep all three colors didn't look appealing to me. I briefly considered going monocolored Elf or Angel tribal, but neither creature type really offered enough cards to really work out.So instead, I finally chose to go with a Shalai, Voice of Plenty token strategy and I have to say, I'm actually quite impressed with the deck. Sure, it might contain a few unusual cards and miss out on some typical format staples (especially on the mana ramp front), but I think I probably would enjoy playing this deck in real life in a completely normal Commander game nethertheless.PS: The small introduction above doesn't contain a single M to please the latter-eaters, I hope they appreciate the effort  { Footnotes} For some cards, specific printings are required to fit the given challenge. The links above already link to the correct ones, but just to make the list accessible without requiring you to click on all of them, here's the list of versions required:| 1 | RNA Guild Kit | | 2 | M14 Promo | | 3 | Commander 2016 | | 4 | Rise of the Eldrazi Promo | | 5 | Ultimate Box Topper | | 6 | Masters 25 | | 7 | Commander Anthology Vol. II | | 8 | M15 | | 9 | Commander 2018 | | 10 | Duel Decks: Elves vs. Inventors |
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