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Post by ZephyrPhantom on Sept 12, 2024 21:46:04 GMT
Hobble the Heel Instant Put a decayed counter and a finality counter on target creature. "Perhaps you will appreciate the fragility of life by understanding it firsthand."
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 12, 2024 22:29:37 GMT
Hobble the Heel Instant Put a decayed counter and a finality counter on target creature. "Perhaps you will appreciate the fragility of life by understanding it firsthand." GODDAMNIT! I JUST finished my decklist, and now you post this?! No, it's fine! I didn't expect my deck to be all that good anyway. That's not meant as a slight against your cards, more as a self-own on how bad I am at deckbuilding. Anyway, have a card inspired by this: Avaricious Ceramicist Creature--Human Spellshaper Vigilance , , Discard a card: Draw two cards. ----------------------------------------------------------- “STOP ASKING WHAT OUR POTS DO!” —Sign on shop door2/4
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 15, 2024 1:09:36 GMT
Inspired by Mesa Falcon; for CovertGoBlue: Mesa Hawk Creature--Bird Flying, vigilance : Mesa Hawk gets +1/+1 until end of turn. 1/2 Inspired by Bazaar of Baghdad: Bazaar Trade Instant Draw two cards, then discard three cards. I had to adjust how abundance worked a bit: Plentiful ValleyLand Plentiful Valley enters tapped with a stun counter on it. When Plentiful Valley enters, abundance 1. (Create a colorless Cornucopia artifact token with “If you would draw a card, you may instead sacrifice this artifact. If you do, choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen type. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.”)
: Add one mana of any type.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 16, 2024 23:16:23 GMT
Inspired by 23:52 of Drive to Work #1172: Lessons Learned-- March of the Machine: Collective Denial Instant Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for or one mana of that creature’s color.)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays , where X is the number of creatures tapped to convoke this spell. Inspired by the OTJ Merc token: Crime Wave Enchantment Suspend 3— (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, cast it without paying its mana cost.)
This spell costs less to cast if a crime has been committed this turn. Crimes cost less to commit for each crime that’s been committed this turn. At the beginning of the end step, exile Crime Wave with three time counters on it. Suspend is kinda like plot. Also, if a crime is an activated ability with a mana cost, this will reduce the cost of that activation!
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Post by ZephyrPhantom on Sept 17, 2024 8:22:32 GMT
Went back and finished my Urabrask what-if starter deck recently, so some extra cards for that:Urabrask, Gilded Drifter Legendary Creature — Beast Praetor Menace Whenever an opponent creates a noncreature token for the first time each turn, destroy it. Whenever you create a token for the first time each turn, create a Treasure. 4/4 "Each journey removes more aged scrap and replaces it with metal I barely recognize. Am I the same being that left New Phyrexia?"Type change is intentional. The implication in this What-If is that Urabrask has used non-Phyrexian processes and ways of thinking to change his body so much that he no longer qualifies as one. I considered a few types but went with Beast as he doesn't have wings (so unlikely to be a dragon) and I'm not sure Dinosaur or Lizard made enough sense. No Place to Call Home Instant As an additional cost to cast ~, exile a card from your hand. Draw a card. If the exiled card was an artifact land, draw two cards. "We razed others' homes, without ever questioning what would happen if ours were razed in turn." - Drifter's Etching, Entry 2Old Wounds Die Hard Enchantment As ~ enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. Whenever a creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life. If the creature was the chosen type, each opponent instead loses 2 life. "To live is to know shame, fear, and distrust. It cannot be quantified by Phyrexian death-processing formulas." - Drifter's Etching, Entry 127Ancient Wards Instant Choose one: - Target creature gains shroud until end of turn. - Target creature gains shadow until end of turn. "To deny objective utility is not a rejection of Phyrexian thought. It is merely foolishness." - Drifter's Etching, Entry 703Pilgrim's Wargear Artifact - Equipment Cumulative upkeep - Choose a kind of counter at random that equipped creature doesn’t have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on equipped creature. Equip "The optimization process continues - but to what end?" - Drifter's Etching, Entry 2451The Witness of War Legendary Creature - Beast Praetor Haste Whenever a creature blocks ~, ~ gains double strike until end of turn. Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, ~ gains finishing strike until end of turn. (A creature with finishing strike deals both last-strike and regular combat damage.)4/4 Legend says that if there is a war, he will follow in its aftermath, melting broken swords and crushing battered shields.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 17, 2024 16:20:48 GMT
Went back and finished my Urabrask what-if starter deck recently, so some extra cards for that:Urabrask, Gilded Drifter Legendary Creature — Beast Praetor Menace Whenever an opponent creates a noncreature token for the first time each turn, destroy it. Whenever you create a token for the first time each turn, create a Treasure. 4/4 "Each journey removes more aged scrap and replaces it with metal I barely recognize. Am I the same being that left New Phyrexia?"Type change is intentional. The implication in this What-If is that Urabrask has used non-Phyrexian processes and ways of thinking to change his body so much that he no longer qualifies as one. I considered a few types but went with Beast as he doesn't have wings (so unlikely to be a dragon) and I'm not sure Dinosaur or Lizard made enough sense. No Place to Call Home Instant As an additional cost to cast ~, exile a card from your hand. Draw a card. If the exiled card was an artifact land, draw two cards. "We razed others' homes, without ever questioning what would happen if ours were razed in turn." - Drifter's Etching, Entry 2Old Wounds Die Hard Enchantment As ~ enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. Whenever a creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life. If the creature was the chosen type, each opponent instead loses 2 life. "To live is to know shame, fear, and distrust. It cannot be quantified by Phyrexian death-processing formulas." - Drifter's Etching, Entry 127Ancient Wards Instant Choose one: - Target creature gains shroud until end of turn. - Target creature gains shadow until end of turn. "To deny objective utility is not a rejection of Phyrexian thought. It is merely foolishness." - Drifter's Etching, Entry 703Pilgrim's Wargear Artifact - Equipment Cumulative upkeep - Choose a kind of counter at random that equipped creature doesn’t have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on equipped creature. Equip "The optimization process continues - but to what end?" - Drifter's Etching, Entry 2451The Witness of War Legendary Creature - Beast Praetor Haste Whenever a creature blocks ~, ~ gains double strike until end of turn. Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, ~ gains finishing strike until end of turn. (A creature with finishing strike deals both last-strike and regular combat damage.)4/4 Legend says that if there is a war, he will follow in its aftermath, melting broken swords and crushing battered shields. All throughout reading this, I was reminded of *snip*. No NSFW please. (Rule 6) - ZephyrPhantom
Ok, I should've specified that it reminded me only of Part 3, which isn't NSFW. I just included the whole series as context.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 17, 2024 19:01:44 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Sept 20, 2024 3:40:01 GMT
Their Last Breath Legendary Creature--Assassin Avatar This spell can’t be countered. Shroud, aggressor, vigilance, reach, deathtouch, deathtouch for players, trample, trample over opponents (This creature can deal excess combat damage to an opponent it isn’t attacking.)
Creatures controlled by any opponent can block Their Last Breath. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Let them wall themselves up, field hundreds of guards, isolate in the remotest of hellholes. My vials still ache to capture...well, you know.”
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