YMTC: Poor Man's

Thanks ftw!
Now, make me a common removal card (of any type of permanent) with a small upside.
Think cards like Aerial Predation, Mwonvuli Acid-Moss, Twisted Embrace or Faith's Fetters. Show me what you got.

The first post of this thread says that render is forbidden.
How the prohibition ended?
I can't figure it nevertheless I read first some posts.

I got it. I thought that it was intended to make posts more 'poor'.

Bump for more entries.

Hunting Bogle 
Creature - Beast
Hunter, hexproof.
You can't catch it, but it sure can catch you.
1/2

At first, I thought it as a common 3/1 with haste and hunter.
But I found that the persistent and tough stats will make her look more horrible.
And sometimes yandere is regarded as a psychopath.
On a mass attacking at the end game in limited, not infrequently she will be non-blocked for the opponent is lacking a creature to intercept her even if they could foresee that leaving her alive will be fatal. In this situation, she will look calculating and having been waiting the time to ripe and I feel it will be fun to use.

The first flavor text is based on a famous word of a yandere girl in netlore.
If you are interested in her, you can google "お兄ちゃんどいて!そいつ殺せない" to search for her information.

Thanks for the win.
Now the next one is an experimental challenge.
Plz post a Common planeswalker which never existed in cannon.

Impy the Fiery
Planeswalker - Impy 
: ~ deals 1 damage to target player.
: You may pay X . ~ deals X damage to itself and target creature.


Note: It's not legendary on purpose.

Masked Acolyte/ZephyrPhantom
Like uncommon PWs in WotS, common PWs will be needed to reduce its difficulty.
Indeed, this PW charm has very low difficulty.
But it lacks the impact that the presence of a PW brings to the board.
Uncommon PWs kept to occur the interactions that you want to keep them in play and your opponent tries to remove it from play though they are simplified.
I am assuming a virtual limited environment where common PWs exsit in.
There will be some creatures like "Has menace as long as you have a PW in play" or "When ~ etb, if a PW died this turn, put a +1/+1 on any target" and sometimes you will try to keep Masked Acolyte in play in this environment.
But I estimate this kind of PW will be uncommon or higher rarity and has more efficient mana value for it is deviate from the main roll of PW. In other words, it is not "common" for PW.
About the ability, it is nice because the environment will be a bit slower than standard limited environment for common PW and all of them fit with the long game.

Impy the Fiery/vizionarius
If you play first, Impy at third turn seems to be a bit significant influence to the game.
In most cases, it will keep to live through some turns and at any time in them, it burns a critical creature then still survive with one or two loyalty.
To tell the truth, I can't image accurately how it works in limited games compared to other MSE cards.
Maybe starting with 1 loyalty is more balanced though the double symbol might already balanced its power level for it reduces the possibility to cast it at third turn in two colored deck.

Winner: vizionarius.
Impy has an impact on the interaction on the board and it is the essence of PW, I think.

Aspiring Recruit
Creature - Human Soldier
"I'm joining to make a difference, sir, like my mother and father before me!"
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Distinguished (You may cast this card for its distinguished cost. If you do, it gains the following properties instead.
Seasoned Marshal
Creature - Human Soldier
Whenever Seasoned Marshal attacks, you may tap target creature.
"To make a difference, you should always have a plan, and never rely on it."
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2/2

(Art: An older scarred man in white painted-over armor looks at a young boy standing at attention with patchwork leather armor.)

Inverse prototype where the P/T is kept the same but other qualities of the card radically change. To further distinguish from Prototype Distinguish is featured on the bottom of the card rather than the top, and Distinguished cards are meant to be older versions of their original card.