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Post by dangerousdice on Jan 19, 2021 19:31:18 GMT
Jasprel, Weaver of Fantasies Creature/Sorcery/Enchantment/Enchanter
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"I believe everyone deserves to be happy, no matter what!"
Jasprel is a newly sparked planeswalker, eager to make sure everyone gets a happy ending.
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Post by dangerousdice on Mar 27, 2021 22:40:47 GMT
[bump]
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Post by cajun on Mar 28, 2021 1:20:45 GMT
(Guest system) Of all the forms in creation, the first to bear witness to Razki in this new reality was... a meter-tall rat in a worn purple jacket. "Hey there buddy!" the rat yells, "You look like ye'd be in th' market for all kindsa stuff ya can't find nowhere respectable! And that's just what yer pal Zweil is here fer! I got skulls, I got gravestones, I even gots the stuff they put on the dead bodies that they says you ain't supposed to mix into yer fur but it just makes it so soft I can't help it! What can I do ya for?"
Sales Pitch   Instant  As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 3 life or give an opponent control of a permanent you control. Draw three cards. |
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Post by dangerousdice on Mar 28, 2021 2:10:40 GMT
"who are... you?" razki said, obviously confused. -------------------------------- impatient inquiry -    enchantment - when careful inquiry enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, target player may reveal a non-land card from their hand. if they don't, ~ deals 1 damage to them. at the beginning of your endstep, sacrifice impatient inquiry unless you pay  . ------------ above: 6/10 |
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Post by cajun on Mar 28, 2021 3:55:12 GMT
"who are... you?" razki said, obviously confused. -------------------------------- impatient inquiry - enchantment - when careful inquiry enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, target player may reveal a non-land card from their hand. if they don't, ~ deals 1 damage to them. at the beginning of your endstep, sacrifice impatient inquiry unless you pay . ------------ above: 6/10 The rat points a thumb at himself. "The name's Zweil, Zweil Nolastnamegiven if you're all official-like, but they likes to arrest me when they do so I hope you's ain't! I travel these planes here bringin' the finest goods that I can carry on me back to sell to whoever's willin'! No matter your vice, I'll have a good price!" Legendary Planeswalker - Zweil  [+1]: Each player exiles a card from their hand. [-2]: Exile a permanent you control. Each opponent exiles a permanent they control with mana value greater than or equal to the permanent you exiled. [-7]: You get an emblem with "You may cast cards exiled with Zweil of Approval, and you may spend life as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells." [3]
Impatient Inquiry - hmm, reminder that a defense to an attack should interact with it in some way, like doing something to the permanent I gave you or the cards I drew. also this is super overcosted, compare to Telepthy or Sulfuric Vortex and you can see you get a lot more oomph for a lot less mana. 5/10 |
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Post by dangerousdice on Mar 28, 2021 4:21:06 GMT
"do you have... a blade?" he said, unsure wether to leave or talk more with this... rat peddler.
siege devil - creature - devil berserker menace
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above: I really like this card! it's a different take on the average rakdos card (I believe). as such, I give this card a 8/10.
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Post by cajun on Mar 28, 2021 4:57:08 GMT
"do you have... a blade?" he said, unsure wether to leave or talk more with this... rat peddler. siege devil - creature - devil berserker menace
3/1 "Oooh, now we's talking!" the rat says reaching behind his back. From the pouch on his back he produces a small dagger, a short sword, a scimitar, a longer sword coated in silver, a claymore taller than the rat himself, and finally a scalpel, laying them out one by one on the ground. "I gots blades for days, you's can buy your pick of th' litter!" Alternative Armory Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is its base power. Equip
Siege Devil - Oop, we've gone a bit too far the other way now :p Devil here does quite a number to any creature deck, and I think it'd do quite nicely if it was a T, Sac still. does merc my poor rat very effectively tho 7/10
oops, somehow i read that as gain life not lose life. bump that up to an 8/10
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Post by dangerousdice on Mar 28, 2021 23:56:05 GMT
razki picks up the short sword, seemingly impressed by it's craftmanship. "were I am from, a blade like this would fetch a... large price." he said. "what would you like in exchange for this blade?." bleeding reversal - enchantment - all creatures get -0/-X, were X is their power. "when you own blade betrays you, what will you do?" ------------ above 6/10 nice scaling effect. nothing spectaculaar though. |
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Post by cajun on Mar 30, 2021 5:55:24 GMT
razki picks up the short sword, seemingly impressed by it's craftmanship. "were I am from, a blade like this would fetch a... large price." he said. "what would you like in exchange for this blade?." bleeding reversal - enchantment - all creatures get -0/-X, were X is their power. "when you own blade betrays you, what will you do?"
"Ooh yes, very keen eye sir! Normally a blade like this, I sell for a hundred zinos, fifty Calav-credits, easy! But! Zweil needs to sell fast and is havin' a sale! This sword for just ten of whatever monies you have! Zweil isn't picky!" Rush Job Instant The next spell you cast this turn costs less to cast, an additional 4 life to cast, and can be cast as though it had flash. Draw a card.
Bleeding Reversal - oof, as a sorcery you might be able get away with that cost but that's downright nasty as an enchantment 6/10
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Post by dangerousdice on Mar 25, 2023 4:41:02 GMT
{BUMP}
{Sorry for kind of abandoning you all, but here's my (third attempt?) at a battle board!}
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: destroy target creature or planeswalker. you lose life equal to that cards mana value.