Post by sdfkjgh on Apr 8, 2018 22:45:29 GMT
Welp, I’m finally doing it. After about two years, I’m finally revisiting my card-by-card analysis of The Reserved List. For those of you who’ve never actually looked through this damnable List, I’d strongly advise you to do so, as you’ll find that more than just the Power Nine and other game-breaking cards (i.e. the original dual lands, Urza-block shenannygoats-level mistakes, basically everything that actually belongs on this List), The List contains sooo many cards that either would be fine to reprint today, or should never have been printed in the first place (but on the opposite end of the power spectrum, like Farmstead or Sorrow’s Path).
All throughout this rehash of the maxiseries, I’ll be linking to prices on Star City Games. This is in no way an endorsement; it’s just a matter of consistency, as that was the first secondary market site I thought to check for pricing the first time I did this, and I figured I should stick with them throughout, as everything else about this series is already at least 100% subjective. I’ll also occasionally be bringing up cards that I believe to be equivalent or near-equivalent, as well as their prices on SCG, in order to reinforce my point that The List is, at least in its current incarnation, bs. There’s no way around this conclusion, and there’s absolutely no pussyfooting on the language used.
I’ll say again: THE RESERVED LIST IS ABOUT 60% BS!
I’ve said before that I do still believe that some cards belong on The List, but those are emphatically in the minority. Don’t believe me? You will, by the end of this. Last time I did this, it took several months to get through, and that was with me doing a column a day during my birth week, something which I’ll never repeat again. Another lesson I learned was that some sets NEED to be broken up into multiple parts, if only for readability, and the sake of my already negligible sanity.
Before we begin, a word on marking–as I go along, I’ll be placing the cards in various categories and counting them off in those categories, marked like so: these belong on The List, these could be reprinted for Standard, these could be reprinted in a supplemental set, like Masters or Commander1,these should be removed from the timestream, dumped on a pile, and burned, and these should’ve been put on The List, but weren’t for some strange reason. That last one only has only one or two entries near the end.
I’ll also be using the handy-dandy dropboxes to make things look a little better, because, let’s face it, the first time I did this, it looked horrible!
Anyway, let’s get right to it, with Limited Edition:
I think I’m going to stop right here for now, as it’s getting late, and I wanna end on a simultaneous high & low note. This brings our tally to: 21 cards belonging on The List, 2 cards that should be reprinted for Standard, 1 card that should be reprinted in a supplemental set,7 cards that should never have been, & 0 cards that should’ve been on The List, but weren’t, for a BSQ of 21/31, or 67.741935%*. Don’t you worry your pretty little heads, it WILL skyrocket, fast, and soon.
Until next week, this is sdfkjgh, wishing I had a consistent signoff.
*CORRECTION! The BSQ should be 10/31, or 32.258065%.
All throughout this rehash of the maxiseries, I’ll be linking to prices on Star City Games. This is in no way an endorsement; it’s just a matter of consistency, as that was the first secondary market site I thought to check for pricing the first time I did this, and I figured I should stick with them throughout, as everything else about this series is already at least 100% subjective. I’ll also occasionally be bringing up cards that I believe to be equivalent or near-equivalent, as well as their prices on SCG, in order to reinforce my point that The List is, at least in its current incarnation, bs. There’s no way around this conclusion, and there’s absolutely no pussyfooting on the language used.
I’ll say again: THE RESERVED LIST IS ABOUT 60% BS!
I’ve said before that I do still believe that some cards belong on The List, but those are emphatically in the minority. Don’t believe me? You will, by the end of this. Last time I did this, it took several months to get through, and that was with me doing a column a day during my birth week, something which I’ll never repeat again. Another lesson I learned was that some sets NEED to be broken up into multiple parts, if only for readability, and the sake of my already negligible sanity.
Before we begin, a word on marking–as I go along, I’ll be placing the cards in various categories and counting them off in those categories, marked like so: these belong on The List, these could be reprinted for Standard, these could be reprinted in a supplemental set, like Masters or Commander1,
{1}Hey, look! I managed to nearly reference a Russell Crowe movie!
I’ll also be using the handy-dandy dropboxes to make things look a little better, because, let’s face it, the first time I did this, it looked horrible!
Anyway, let’s get right to it, with Limited Edition:
{Power Nine}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Ancestral%20Recall">Ancestral Recall</a> 1
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Black%20Lotus">Black Lotus</a> 2
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Emerald">Mox Emerald</a> 3
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Jet">Mox Jet</a> 4
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Pearl">Mox Pearl</a> 5
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Ruby">Mox Ruby</a> 6
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Sapphire">Mox Sapphire</a> 7
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Timetwister">Timetwister</a> 8
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Time%20Walk">Time Walk</a> 9
Price
We all know the Power Nine, and we all know exactly why they belong here. Moving right along, nothing to see here.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Ancestral%20Recall">Ancestral Recall</a> 1
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Black%20Lotus">Black Lotus</a> 2
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Emerald">Mox Emerald</a> 3
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Jet">Mox Jet</a> 4
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Pearl">Mox Pearl</a> 5
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Ruby">Mox Ruby</a> 6
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Mox%20Sapphire">Mox Sapphire</a> 7
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Timetwister">Timetwister</a> 8
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Time%20Walk">Time Walk</a> 9
Price
We all know the Power Nine, and we all know exactly why they belong here. Moving right along, nothing to see here.
{Original Dual Lands}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Badlands">Badlands</a> 10
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Bayou">Bayou</a> 11
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Plateau">Plateau</a> 12
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Savannah">Savannah</a> 13
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Scrubland">Scrubland</a> 14
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Taiga">Taiga</a> 15
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Tropical%20Island">Tropical Island</a> 16
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Tundra">Tundra</a> 17
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Underground%20Sea">Underground Sea</a> 18
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Volcanic%20Island">Volcanic Island</a> 19
Price
If you want an example of how these should have been done the first time, look at the shocklands.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Badlands">Badlands</a> 10
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Bayou">Bayou</a> 11
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Plateau">Plateau</a> 12
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Savannah">Savannah</a> 13
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Scrubland">Scrubland</a> 14
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Taiga">Taiga</a> 15
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Tropical%20Island">Tropical Island</a> 16
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Tundra">Tundra</a> 17
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Underground%20Sea">Underground Sea</a> 18
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Volcanic%20Island">Volcanic Island</a> 19
Price
If you want an example of how these should have been done the first time, look at the shocklands.
{Blaze of Glory}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Blaze%20of%20Glory">Blaze of Glory</a> 1
Price
So, it’s a Fog that can’t even be cast unless defending player controls a creature, and can easily be fizzled by the loss of that creature in response. Why is this even on here? Masters Edition IV put it at :unc:, but honestly, would anyone even blink if it was reprinted in Standard at :common:?
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Blaze%20of%20Glory">Blaze of Glory</a> 1
Price
{Equvalencies}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Holy%20Day">Holy Day</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Fog">Fog</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Holy%20Day">Holy Day</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Fog">Fog</a>
Price
So, it’s a Fog that can’t even be cast unless defending player controls a creature, and can easily be fizzled by the loss of that creature in response. Why is this even on here? Masters Edition IV put it at :unc:, but honestly, would anyone even blink if it was reprinted in Standard at :common:?
{Braingeyser}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Braingeyser">Braingeyser</a> 1
Price
Even though <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Pull%20From%20Tomorrow">Pull From Tomorrow</a> hasn’t exactly had much success in tournaments, I would argue that that’s more like evidence of current Standard’s hostile environment towards true, full-on control, rather than the card itself being bad (it’s underwhelming at worst, but not completely unplayable). All things considered, I think I’ll err on the side of caution. I’m still saying that <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Braingeyser">Braingeyser</a> deserves a reprint (especially since I see this reëvaluation of The Reserved List as a chance to reduce its size as drastically as possible), just not so much for Standard. Although it does all depend on what else is being printed in Standard, too many things could go wrong too easily, and then we have another ProsBloom on our hands. Supplemental reprint it is, then.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Braingeyser">Braingeyser</a> 1
Price
{Equivalencies}
You can look up the prices of these cards yourself, ‘cause I don’t wanna be here all day!
You can look up the prices of these cards yourself, ‘cause I don’t wanna be here all day!
Even though <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Pull%20From%20Tomorrow">Pull From Tomorrow</a> hasn’t exactly had much success in tournaments, I would argue that that’s more like evidence of current Standard’s hostile environment towards true, full-on control, rather than the card itself being bad (it’s underwhelming at worst, but not completely unplayable). All things considered, I think I’ll err on the side of caution. I’m still saying that <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Braingeyser">Braingeyser</a> deserves a reprint (especially since I see this reëvaluation of The Reserved List as a chance to reduce its size as drastically as possible), just not so much for Standard. Although it does all depend on what else is being printed in Standard, too many things could go wrong too easily, and then we have another ProsBloom on our hands. Supplemental reprint it is, then.
{Chaos Orb}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Chaos%20Orb">Chaos Orb</a> 20
Price
With the printing of Unstable, cards like <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=The%20Luchadorable%20One">The Luchadorable One</a>, <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Chaos%20Confetti">Chaos Confetti</a>, <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Phyrexian%20Librarian">Phyrexian Librarian</a>, and <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Clay%20Pigeon">Clay Pigeon</a> have firmly cemented dexterity mechanics as a strictly Un-set thing, which is where they belong. Also, <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Chaos%20Orb">Chaos Orb</a>subverts one of black AND one of red’s biggest weaknesses, being able to potentially deal with enchantments, albeit in the most chaotically red way possible. The orb stays where it is.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Chaos%20Orb">Chaos Orb</a> 20
Price
With the printing of Unstable, cards like <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=The%20Luchadorable%20One">The Luchadorable One</a>, <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Chaos%20Confetti">Chaos Confetti</a>, <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Phyrexian%20Librarian">Phyrexian Librarian</a>, and <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Clay%20Pigeon">Clay Pigeon</a> have firmly cemented dexterity mechanics as a strictly Un-set thing, which is where they belong. Also, <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Chaos%20Orb">Chaos Orb</a>subverts one of black AND one of red’s biggest weaknesses, being able to potentially deal with enchantments, albeit in the most chaotically red way possible. The orb stays where it is.
{Contract from Below}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Contract%20from%20Below">Contract from Below</a>1
Price
The entire ante mechanic was a mistake, and I argued for its removal from the Comprehensive Rules for one of my GDS3 essay answers. When an entire subset of cards has their own negation via removal from the game as part of their rules set, you know that those rules don’t even need to be a part of your game. One of these godawful <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=card">card</a>s even reduces the entire game to an actual coinflip, and it’s the ugliest card there is (it’s also quite possibly racist, to be honest)! There’s only one “good” ante card, and <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Contract%20from%20Below">Contract from Below</a> is it, but even this is a mistake in power level, as it draws you 8 cards for 1 mana!
Our burn pile is off to an excellently horrendous start with the Ante Nine, but I don’t wanna deprive myself of the “pleasure” of ragging on each of these abominations individually. I wonder if we could get Wedge to do a few (oh, it’s definitely gonna hafta be more than 1) Worst Cards of The Reserved List.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Contract%20from%20Below">Contract from Below</a>
Price
The entire ante mechanic was a mistake, and I argued for its removal from the Comprehensive Rules for one of my GDS3 essay answers. When an entire subset of cards has their own negation via removal from the game as part of their rules set, you know that those rules don’t even need to be a part of your game. One of these godawful <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=card">card</a>s even reduces the entire game to an actual coinflip, and it’s the ugliest card there is (it’s also quite possibly racist, to be honest)! There’s only one “good” ante card, and <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Contract%20from%20Below">Contract from Below</a> is it, but even this is a mistake in power level, as it draws you 8 cards for 1 mana!
Our burn pile is off to an excellently horrendous start with the Ante Nine, but I don’t wanna deprive myself of the “pleasure” of ragging on each of these abominations individually. I wonder if we could get Wedge to do a few (oh, it’s definitely gonna hafta be more than 1) Worst Cards of The Reserved List.
{Copy Artifact}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Artifact">Copy Artifact</a> 2
Price
Yes, there are far more horribly broken artifacts than there are horribly broken enchantments, especially when you consider the comically cheap cost of <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=both">both</a> <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy">Copy</a> cards, but that just means that you should get rid of the horribly broken artifacts. Putting <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Artifact">Copy Artifact</a> on The Reserved List is like suggesting that we should arm teachers to prevent gun violence in schools. <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Artifact">Copy Artifact</a> was a racially-profiled ethnic minority, innocently walking by the scene of the crime when the Rampart police showed up.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Artifact">Copy Artifact</a> 2
Price
{Equivalencies}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Enchantment">Copy Enchantment</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Stolen%20Identity">Stolen Identity</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Enchantment">Copy Enchantment</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Stolen%20Identity">Stolen Identity</a>
Price
Yes, there are far more horribly broken artifacts than there are horribly broken enchantments, especially when you consider the comically cheap cost of <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=both">both</a> <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy">Copy</a> cards, but that just means that you should get rid of the horribly broken artifacts. Putting <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Artifact">Copy Artifact</a> on The Reserved List is like suggesting that we should arm teachers to prevent gun violence in schools. <a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Copy%20Artifact">Copy Artifact</a> was a racially-profiled ethnic minority, innocently walking by the scene of the crime when the Rampart police showed up.
{Cyclopean Tomb}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Cyclopean%20Tomb">Cyclopean Tomb</a>2
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Cyclopean%20Tomb">Cyclopean Tomb</a>’s printing started off with two mistakes. First, it was missing its mana cost; and second, it should never have been printed in the first place! It’s never a good thing when a card starts off as a mistake. Yes, it costs a total of :6:, :T: before you can actually do anything with it, but once online, it’s essentially repeatable land destruction for only :2:, :T:. I don’t know if you’ve ever played against a dedicated LD deck, but it’s about the same level of frustration as playing against hard control: nothing you do matters, and you end up just watching someone goldfish. That’s not a game, that’s an exercise in self-flagellation. On top of all of its other problems, the templating required to make it actually work within the rules is absolutely horrendous.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Quicksilver%20Fountain">Quicksilver Fountain</a> did it right, so let’s just pretend that’s the original, while we strike up the barbecue.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Cyclopean%20Tomb">Cyclopean Tomb</a>
Price
{Equivalencies}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Quicksilver%20Fountain">Quicksilver Fountain</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Urborg,%20Tomb%20of%20Yawgmoth">Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Quicksilver%20Fountain">Quicksilver Fountain</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Urborg,%20Tomb%20of%20Yawgmoth">Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Cyclopean%20Tomb">Cyclopean Tomb</a>’s printing started off with two mistakes. First, it was missing its mana cost; and second, it should never have been printed in the first place! It’s never a good thing when a card starts off as a mistake. Yes, it costs a total of :6:, :T: before you can actually do anything with it, but once online, it’s essentially repeatable land destruction for only :2:, :T:. I don’t know if you’ve ever played against a dedicated LD deck, but it’s about the same level of frustration as playing against hard control: nothing you do matters, and you end up just watching someone goldfish. That’s not a game, that’s an exercise in self-flagellation. On top of all of its other problems, the templating required to make it actually work within the rules is absolutely horrendous.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Quicksilver%20Fountain">Quicksilver Fountain</a> did it right, so let’s just pretend that’s the original, while we strike up the barbecue.
{Darkpact}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Darkpact">Darkpact</a>3
Price
Y’know what? I’m already starting to regret my decision to cover the Ante Nine individually. Screw it!
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Darkpact">Darkpact</a>
Price
Y’know what? I’m already starting to regret my decision to cover the Ante Nine individually. Screw it!
{The rest of the Ante Nine}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Amulet%20of%20Quoz">Amulet of Quoz</a>4
Price; This one’s so bad, they can’t even give it away! How’s it feel to know that nobody wants your stupid amulet, Quoz?!
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Bronze%20Tablet">Bronze Tablet</a>5
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Demonic%20Attorney">Demonic Attorney</a>6
Price; Whoooooo is the demon in the suuuuitt? Whoooooooo is the cat with the hooo-oooorns? Do you really want to feel him? Power of attorney, habeas corpus, power of attorney! White-wigged Demon, Attorney at Law! (yeah!)2
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Jeweled%20Bird">Jeweled Bird</a>7
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Rebirth">Rebirth</a>8
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Tempest%20Efreet">Tempest Efreet</a>9
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Timmerian%20Fiends">Timmerian Fiends</a>10
Price
These cards are terrible, they should never have existed, some of them you can’t even tell what’s going on in either the art OR the rules text, let’s just move on!
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Amulet%20of%20Quoz">Amulet of Quoz</a>
Price; This one’s so bad, they can’t even give it away! How’s it feel to know that nobody wants your stupid amulet, Quoz?!
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Bronze%20Tablet">Bronze Tablet</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Demonic%20Attorney">Demonic Attorney</a>
Price; Whoooooo is the demon in the suuuuitt? Whoooooooo is the cat with the hooo-oooorns? Do you really want to feel him? Power of attorney, habeas corpus, power of attorney! White-wigged Demon, Attorney at Law! (yeah!)2
{2}And so, the crazy-ass tangential references begin!
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Jeweled%20Bird">Jeweled Bird</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Rebirth">Rebirth</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Tempest%20Efreet">Tempest Efreet</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Timmerian%20Fiends">Timmerian Fiends</a>
Price
These cards are terrible, they should never have existed, some of them you can’t even tell what’s going on in either the art OR the rules text, let’s just move on!
{CORRECTION}
I just checked, and there are only 5 ante cards on The List: Amulet of Quoz, Contract from Below, Darkpact, Demonic Attorney, and Timmerian Fiends. This means that our Burn Pile needs to be reduced down to6. This in no way means that the other four ante cards shouldn’t be erased from existence, it just means that they weren’t considered broken enough to be on The List. But, there’s a card coming up very soon that laughs at & spits on that criterion.
I just checked, and there are only 5 ante cards on The List: Amulet of Quoz, Contract from Below, Darkpact, Demonic Attorney, and Timmerian Fiends. This means that our Burn Pile needs to be reduced down to
{Demonic Hordes}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Demonic%20Hordes">Demonic Hordes</a> 21
Price
Yes, it’s a rather high-mana cost creature; yes creatures are the easiest permanent type to deal with; yes, it has a rather prohibitive upkeep cost; but let none of that distract you from the fact that it is repeatable land destruction, which means if I’m to be at all consistent, I have to keep it right where it is. RLD is, and should always be, a big no-no.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Demonic%20Hordes">Demonic Hordes</a> 21
Price
Yes, it’s a rather high-mana cost creature; yes creatures are the easiest permanent type to deal with; yes, it has a rather prohibitive upkeep cost; but let none of that distract you from the fact that it is repeatable land destruction, which means if I’m to be at all consistent, I have to keep it right where it is. RLD is, and should always be, a big no-no.
{It laughs at and spits on your power criteria}
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Farmstead">Farmstead</a>7
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Nyx-Fleece%20Ram">Nyx-Fleece Ram</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Ajani%E2%80%99s%20Mantra">Ajani’s Mantra</a>
Price
Why does Farmstead cost $199.99? Why is it :rare:? Is there anyone who actually wants this garbage draft chaff? “Oh, they were worried that repeatable life gain would break--“ POWER! FRIKKEN! NINE!!! THAT’S what breaks games, not THIS trash! This card actually offends me, just like it did the first time I did this maxiseries.
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Farmstead">Farmstead</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Nyx-Fleece%20Ram">Nyx-Fleece Ram</a>
Price
<a href="https://scryfall.com/search?q=Ajani%E2%80%99s%20Mantra">Ajani’s Mantra</a>
Price
Why does Farmstead cost $199.99? Why is it :rare:? Is there anyone who actually wants this garbage draft chaff? “Oh, they were worried that repeatable life gain would break--“ POWER! FRIKKEN! NINE!!! THAT’S what breaks games, not THIS trash! This card actually offends me, just like it did the first time I did this maxiseries.
I think I’m going to stop right here for now, as it’s getting late, and I wanna end on a simultaneous high & low note. This brings our tally to: 21 cards belonging on The List, 2 cards that should be reprinted for Standard, 1 card that should be reprinted in a supplemental set,
Until next week, this is sdfkjgh, wishing I had a consistent signoff.
*CORRECTION! The BSQ should be 10/31, or 32.258065%.