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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Sept 23, 2021 14:09:54 GMT
"I think I'm done playing phantasm," Bernadette smirked. "I have much better things to do than go about as someone else's imaginary friend. Besides..." She gently put a finger into the snow, drawing spirals slowly pointed inward. "I've seen what hallucinations look like, and they are not pretty. At least theirs weren't." She shrugged as she finished her second spiral. "You got that right! I've been hopping around ever since my home plane fell to unrest. Not sure how it's doing now, but it certainly wasn't in too great of a spot when I left. Vosanova was a really nice place back when I was there! "...Before it got burned down by dragonfire, that is." Bernadette looked up to the sky with awe in her eyes. "Huh, I don't believe I've ever seen snow before! I've heard merchants complain about it blocking off roads, but I never knew it could be this pretty," She held up a hand to feel the flakes press against her skin; each and every delicate moment was preserved by her warmthless palm for as long as forever, until she clenched her hand and crushed that moment into finer bits. "I guess I would've experienced it sooner had I stayed there a little longer. Oh well!"She looked back down at Atlanti with an inquisitive look in her eyes. "Hmn. It's been awhile since I've thought about home this much. What about yours? Is there anything you can hold onto after all this time?Farside Functionary Creature - Horror Flash If a card would leave an opponent's graveyard, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. 2/2 "Light? Dark? Hah! So long as the departed cross that boundary, does it really matter how they got there?" Farside Functionary: 9/10. I'm just so used to seeing these sorts of effects on artifacts that it's weird to see it on a creature. It does feel like it should have hybrid mana on it though. So mine is not the only plane infested with dragons she thought to herself, watching as Bernadette gazed at the snow. She thought of time spent in the mountains, training among monks, enduring the cold and fierce winds. She wondered how those she trained with were doing now, and if they were still alive, whether they had fallen to the same horrid depths that she had seen from what once were her people. "It hasn't been so long. Most of my belongings are from home, so there is some sentimentality to be had there, though I hope that once I can return to Tarkir I would spend my time fighting to reclaim it. It can be a beautiful place, though it is rather dangerous at the moment. Far too many dragons."Fervent Outcast Creature - Spirit Warrior If you would discard or mill ~, exile it instead. You may cast ~ from exile. 2/1 Having lost countless lives for their country, they wish only to fight and die bravely again.
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Post by rathalkanemissary on Sept 24, 2021 0:20:02 GMT
Farside Functionary: 9/10. I'm just so used to seeing these sorts of effects on artifacts that it's weird to see it on a creature. It does feel like it should have hybrid mana on it though. So mine is not the only plane infested with dragons she thought to herself, watching as Bernadette gazed at the snow. She thought of time spent in the mountains, training among monks, enduring the cold and fierce winds. She wondered how those she trained with were doing now, and if they were still alive, whether they had fallen to the same horrid depths that she had seen from what once were her people. "It hasn't been so long. Most of my belongings are from home, so there is some sentimentality to be had there, though I hope that once I can return to Tarkir I would spend my time fighting to reclaim it. It can be a beautiful place, though it is rather dangerous at the moment. Far too many dragons."Fervent Outcast Creature - Spirit Warrior If you would discard or mill ~, exile it instead. You may cast ~ from exile. 2/1 Having lost countless lives for their country, they wish only to fight and die bravely again. "Yeah. Dragons are the worst," Bernadette replied, digging deep into the snow underneath her feet. "All they do is burn and pillage and ruin the world. They wrecked one of the greatest weapons against the Abyss, all because some crochety old man wanted revenge..." She chuckled once more, yet it was mirthless and cold. A bitter mockery of her plane's plight. "Ah, well. They'll figure another way to save themselves. I don't see any point worrying about that wonderless world. What about yours? Back when there weren't so many dragons?"Absent Deposal Instant Put target creature with mana value X or less into its owner's library third from the top. Fervent Outcast: I kinda like the idea of psuedo-madness, but the fact it can be cast from exile unconditionally feels off, especially at common. 6/10
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Sept 24, 2021 3:35:32 GMT
"Yeah. Dragons are the worst," Bernadette replied, digging deep into the snow underneath her feet. "All they do is burn and pillage and ruin the world. They wrecked one of the greatest weapons against the Abyss, all because some crochety old man wanted revenge..." She chuckled once more, yet it was mirthless and cold. A bitter mockery of her plane's plight. "Ah, well. They'll figure another way to save themselves. I don't see any point worrying about that wonderless world. What about yours? Back when there weren't so many dragons?"Absent Deposal Instant Put target creature with mana value X or less into its owner's library third from the top. Fervent Outcast: Yeah, I was thinking about making it uncommon but decided against it. oh well. Absent Deposal: 10/10. I don't see why not. Expensive spell for expensive creatures, but it is common, so it works. (plus it's cheap for cheap creatures, which is good) Atlani looks shocked at the mention of the Abyss, leans forward, and holds her thought as she addresses her homeland: "I lived mostly in a desert. The sky was wondrous enough, when you could see it through the sandstorms, though those were enjoyable enough to look at from a distance. There were also high mountains with snow and fanciful temples; swamps with intriguing, fallen-over trees; and lush forests, though I haven't spent much time in them. The people were strong, and they had no problem showing it, but they were honorable. Those in the mountains were wise; the swamps, cunning; and the forests... I've not heard anyone make it back after angering them, though they're nice enough. I spent only a short time back after discovering the dragon infestation, but I found my people devoid of honor, hunting in small, hidden groups, and reduced to consuming each other. I cannot imagine the other clans fared half as well.""Though, what is this Abyss, if I may ask?"Outspoken Conspiracist Creature - Human Whenever a creature leaves the battlefield, if it didn't die, create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Cycling 2/2 "Whatever's goin' on there is unnatural, I tells ya!"-Old Man Joliro
Aha get it cuz if you cycle him then you're ignoring his ridiculous conspiracies
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Post by rathalkanemissary on Sept 24, 2021 7:09:38 GMT
Fervent Outcast: Yeah, I was thinking about making it uncommon but decided against it. oh well. Absent Deposal: 10/10. I don't see why not. Expensive spell for expensive creatures, but it is common, so it works. (plus it's cheap for cheap creatures, which is good) Atlani looks shocked at the mention of the Abyss, leans forward, and holds her thought as she addresses her homeland: "I lived mostly in a desert. The sky was wondrous enough, when you could see it through the sandstorms, though those were enjoyable enough to look at from a distance. There were also high mountains with snow and fanciful temples; swamps with intriguing, fallen-over trees; and lush forests, though I haven't spent much time in them. The people were strong, and they had no problem showing it, but they were honorable. Those in the mountains were wise; the swamps, cunning; and the forests... I've not heard anyone make it back after angering them, though they're nice enough. I spent only a short time back after discovering the dragon infestation, but I found my people devoid of honor, hunting in small, hidden groups, and reduced to consuming each other. I cannot imagine the other clans fared half as well.""Though, what is this Abyss, if I may ask?"Outspoken Conspiracist Creature - Human Whenever a creature leaves the battlefield, if it didn't die, create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Cycling 2/2 "Whatever's goin' on there is unnatural, I tells ya!"-Old Man Joliro
Aha get it cuz if you cycle him then you're ignoring his ridiculous conspiracies Bernadette listened intently with quiet awe as Atlanti told her tale of rich deserts, ancient mountains, exotic swamps, lustrous forests, all the eye can see. Yet those stories twisted into echoes of horror and disgust, and she could not help but feel utterly revolted. "By the gods, those disgusting creatures forced them to stoop that low?! That can't just have happened for no reason, I refuse to believe that!" Bernadette's eyes burn with resolve, brilliant and white. If I ever find out what did that, who, did that, ohhhh they will pa—
The fire dimmed as Atlanti's question struck Bernadette. "Ah. Right. The Abyss is... something else, that's for certain. I guess you could say it's nothing, if you wanted to get technical," She responded grimly. "Truth be told... I don't really understand much of it, and that's coming from someone born from it! Best I know is that it's a realm underneath Avelaide, my home plane, devoid of life, death, space, time, you name it. I always thought it was a thing closed off to that plane, and yet..."Without warning Bernadette sunk swiftly into the snow as though it were water, then appeared to the right of her resting spot with but a trace of shadow as the only clue that anything was amiss. "I can still feel its presence, no matter where I go. And... I have zero clue for what that means for this plane. For any plane, really. My mind's only lead me to think of bad, bad thoughts..."Embodiment of Nothing Creature - Horror Incarnation When Embodiment of Nothing enters the battlefield, each player exiles a creature they control. When Embodiment of Nothing is put into exile from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library. 2/3
(Most of the time those nutjobs speak nothing but half-truthed hogwash, but sometimes—And by sometimes I mean almost never—They're getting onto something.)
Outspoken Conspiracist: I like what the card's got going for it, and it has a nice payoff for what's a bit harder to pull off than simply saccing creatures. I am a little concerned at what it could do with effects like rest in peace and any etb trigger card, other than that it looks cool. 8/10.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Sept 24, 2021 17:24:17 GMT
Bernadette listened intently with quiet awe as Atlanti told her tale of rich deserts, ancient mountains, exotic swamps, lustrous forests, all the eye can see. Yet those stories twisted into echoes of horror and disgust, and she could not help but feel utterly revolted. "By the gods, those disgusting creatures forced them to stoop that low?! That can't just have happened for no reason, I refuse to believe that!" Bernadette's eyes burn with resolve, brilliant and white. If I ever find out what did that, who, did that, ohhhh they will pa—
The fire dimmed as Atlanti's question struck Bernadette. "Ah. Right. The Abyss is... something else, that's for certain. I guess you could say it's nothing, if you wanted to get technical," She responded grimly. "Truth be told... I don't really understand much of it, and that's coming from someone born from it! Best I know is that it's a realm underneath Avelaide, my home plane, devoid of life, death, space, time, you name it. I always thought it was a thing closed off to that plane, and yet..."Without warning Bernadette sunk swiftly into the snow as though it were water, then appeared to the right of her resting spot with but a trace of shadow as the only clue that anything was amiss. "I can still feel its presence, no matter where I go. And... I have zero clue for what that means for this plane. For any plane, really. My mind's only lead me to think of bad, bad thoughts..."Embodiment of Nothing Creature - Horror Incarnation When Embodiment of Nothing enters the battlefield, each player exiles a creature they control. When Embodiment of Nothing is put into exile from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library. 2/3
(Most of the time those nutjobs speak nothing but half-truthed hogwash, but sometimes—And by sometimes I mean almost never—They're getting onto something.)
Outspoken Conspiracist: I like what the card's got going for it, and it has a nice payoff for what's a bit harder to pull off than simply saccing creatures. I am a little concerned at what it could do with effects like rest in peace and any etb trigger card, other than that it looks cool. 8/10.
Embodiment of Nothing: 7/10. No rarity makes it harder to judge "If there is either intent or malice behind the return of the dragons, I have no idea how one would do that much damage in such a relatively short time."Atlani looks around awkwardly as Bernadette sinks into the snow. ...is that her, or did she disappear to somewhere else? "I admit that it's likely over my head. I've never been keen with the unnatural or magical." She displays her hand, and small bolts of lightning shoot from one finger to another. "What little I can do is designed for more... direct combat applications." The lightning stops. "Though feeling the Abyss on an entirely different plane sounds worrisome. I doubt that's the sort of thing one can prepare for."Searing Burst Instant ~ deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dies this way, its controller loses 2 life.
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Post by rathalkanemissary on Oct 12, 2021 5:50:55 GMT
Embodiment of Nothing: 7/10. No rarity makes it harder to judge "If there is either intent or malice behind the return of the dragons, I have no idea how one would do that much damage in such a relatively short time."Atlani looks around awkwardly as Bernadette sinks into the snow. ...is that her, or did she disappear to somewhere else? "I admit that it's likely over my head. I've never been keen with the unnatural or magical." She displays her hand, and small bolts of lightning shoot from one finger to another. "What little I can do is designed for more... direct combat applications." The lightning stops. "Though feeling the Abyss on an entirely different plane sounds worrisome. I doubt that's the sort of thing one can prepare for."Searing Burst Instant ~ deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dies this way, its controller loses 2 life. "Neither do I! But my gut's telling me something went terribly wrong on your plane. Something unnatural."Bernadette watched Atlanti's hand sizzle with electric power, unassuming yet fierce. The woman certainly had it in her to achieve her own greatness. "Straightforward is perfectly well and good! Means you don't have to deal with all those messy complications that rise up with the more weird stuff. They can be real hard to live with, especially when you don't know the consequences. And, yeah, it really is scary. It's... quieter—Back home it acted as the plane's resident afterlife, yet here its empty. Hopefully it stays that way." Bernadette caressed the crystalline specks of white deep within her vision, distinguishing flake from flake. It was another kind of blank; a white sheet of paper versus the black canvas she was accustomed to. And just as entrancing... Bernadette jumped up from her soft snowy seat. Brilliant spotlights blazed brightly with excitement. "What if you and I work together? We could learn what was behind your plane's alteration, figure out what the Abyss is doing in other planes, maybe even help each other grow stronger in ways!"
Deep Dive Instant Each player exiles the bottom two cards of their library. For as long as those cards remain exiled, any player may play them from exile during their turn, and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Draw a card. Searing Burst: I like the effect, reminds me of Hungry Flames but good. There are some syntax errors with the second ability but other than that it's really cool. 10/10
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7/7 Elemental
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Favorite Set: Ikoria: Lair of the Behemoths
Color Alignment: Blue, Red, Green
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Post by foureyesisafish on Oct 12, 2021 20:09:25 GMT
In a patch of snow near where Bernadette and Atlani are chilling, a digging sound can be heard, as if someone is swimming around under the snow. Diving Snowfish Creature - Lizard When Diving Snowfish enters the battlefield, if it was sparked, tap target creature. Whenever Diving Snowfish attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. 4/2
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Oct 12, 2021 21:17:22 GMT
"Neither do I! But my gut's telling me something went terribly wrong on your plane. Something unnatural."Bernadette watched Atlanti's hand sizzle with electric power, unassuming yet fierce. The woman certainly had it in her to achieve her own greatness. "Straightforward is perfectly well and good! Means you don't have to deal with all those messy complications that rise up with the more weird stuff. They can be real hard to live with, especially when you don't know the consequences. And, yeah, it really is scary. It's... quieter—Back home it acted as the plane's resident afterlife, yet here its empty. Hopefully it stays that way." Bernadette caressed the crystalline specks of white deep within her vision, distinguishing flake from flake. It was another kind of blank; a white sheet of paper versus the black canvas she was accustomed to. And just as entrancing... Bernadette jumped up from her soft snowy seat. Brilliant spotlights blazed brightly with excitement. "What if you and I work together? We could learn what was behind your plane's alteration, figure out what the Abyss is doing in other planes, maybe even help each other grow stronger in ways!"
Deep Dive Instant Each player exiles the bottom two cards of their library. For as long as those cards remain exiled, any player may play them from exile during their turn, and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Draw a card. Searing Burst: I like the effect, reminds me of Hungry Flames but good. There are some syntax errors with the second ability but other than that it's really cool. 10/10 Deep Dive: 8/10. It's a cool theory, but in an average case, this is draw 3 cards for 2 mana, but without taking up cards in your hand. Plus it lets you get around "put this thing on the bottom of target opponent's library" which I believe is more permanent/is definitely more unusual than exile. Diving Snowfish: 7/10. A 4/2 in white that taps a blocker when it attacks is too aggro, especially for common. This would fit as a snow creature more than a white one. I like cards in here that put new mechanics at common tho. Atlani sat back, deliberately avoiding Bernadette's energy. "Should I hear anything about the Abyss, I will try to let you know, and should you hear anything of how the dragons arrived on Tarkir, I would appreciate the knowledge. If we were to split ways, we could cover more ground, and while you seemed to find me easily enough, I've no conceivable way to track a shadow."foureyesisafishAtlani sits back up, and her fingers curl around a knife at her waist. "Is that you, doing that, or is that someone else?"In response to Deep Dive:Fading Shadow Creature - Shade When ~ dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Otherwise, put it at the bottom of its owner's library. 4/3 It emits a bright burst of energy, one final stand, before the light fades from its eyes.In response to Diving Snowfish: Inspiring Standard Creature - Human Flagbearer , : Untap target non-Flagbearer creature you control. 1/1
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7/7 Elemental
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Post by foureyesisafish on Oct 16, 2021 12:54:47 GMT
"Neither do I! But my gut's telling me something went terribly wrong on your plane. Something unnatural."Bernadette watched Atlanti's hand sizzle with electric power, unassuming yet fierce. The woman certainly had it in her to achieve her own greatness. "Straightforward is perfectly well and good! Means you don't have to deal with all those messy complications that rise up with the more weird stuff. They can be real hard to live with, especially when you don't know the consequences. And, yeah, it really is scary. It's... quieter—Back home it acted as the plane's resident afterlife, yet here its empty. Hopefully it stays that way." Bernadette caressed the crystalline specks of white deep within her vision, distinguishing flake from flake. It was another kind of blank; a white sheet of paper versus the black canvas she was accustomed to. And just as entrancing... Bernadette jumped up from her soft snowy seat. Brilliant spotlights blazed brightly with excitement. "What if you and I work together? We could learn what was behind your plane's alteration, figure out what the Abyss is doing in other planes, maybe even help each other grow stronger in ways!"
Deep Dive Instant Each player exiles the bottom two cards of their library. For as long as those cards remain exiled, any player may play them from exile during their turn, and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Draw a card. Searing Burst: I like the effect, reminds me of Hungry Flames but good. There are some syntax errors with the second ability but other than that it's really cool. 10/10 Deep Dive: 8/10. It's a cool theory, but in an average case, this is draw 3 cards for 2 mana, but without taking up cards in your hand. Plus it lets you get around "put this thing on the bottom of target opponent's library" which I believe is more permanent/is definitely more unusual than exile. Diving Snowfish: 7/10. A 4/2 in white that taps a blocker when it attacks is too aggro, especially for common. This would fit as a snow creature more than a white one. I like cards in here that put new mechanics at common tho. Atlani sat back, deliberately avoiding Bernadette's energy. "Should I hear anything about the Abyss, I will try to let you know, and should you hear anything of how the dragons arrived on Tarkir, I would appreciate the knowledge. If we were to split ways, we could cover more ground, and while you seemed to find me easily enough, I've no conceivable way to track a shadow."foureyesisafish Atlani sits back up, and her fingers curl around a knife at her waist. "Is that you, doing that, or is that someone else?"In response to Deep Dive:Fading Shadow Creature - Shade When ~ dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Otherwise, put it at the bottom of its owner's library. 4/3 It emits a bright burst of energy, one final stand, before the light fades from its eyes.In response to Diving Snowfish: Inspiring Standard Creature - Human Flagbearer , : Untap target non-Flagbearer creature you control. 1/1 The figure popped its head out of the snow nearby Atlani, revealing a familiar set of black eyes and brownish-black hair. "oh, greetings Atlani!" Anne cheerfully said. "My apologies if I scared you there, I'm just fooling around in the snow."Anne, Playful Snowdrifter Legendary Planeswalker - Anne : Tap or untap target permanent. You gain 1 life. : Create a 1/1 white Angel Elemental snow creature token named "Snow Angel" with " : Tap or untap target permanent" : Create a 1/1 white Insect creature token for each tapped permanent. Inspiring Standard: 5/10. I mean, the design works, but doesn't even have flagbearer text smh.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Dec 22, 2021 2:10:15 GMT
The Cold, Confusing Dark The weak fire flickers in a shallow cave, providing a meager protection from the chill. The vague form of a pack lies in the shadows against the cave wall, next to a bow and a half-empty quiver. The fire leaps at slivers of wood being tossed to it, as a figure sits cross legged in front of it, bundled up in furs. The glint of a knife shines rhythmically, as the figure whittles a stick into an arrow shaft. Lifting it up to the light, she examines it, and decides she’s satisfied with her handiwork. She stands, a shuffling pile of furs, and walks to the quiver, and puts the new arrow in. She looks at the pack beside it, and sighs. Rummaging through the contents, she pulls out a number of vials, a book, and several bones before finding a poorly-made leather tube, topped at both ends with bone. Putting the displaced contents back into the bag, she returns to the fire, and opens the scroll case. She holds each of two scrolls up to the fire, trying to read them by the dying light. She returns one scroll to the case, and focuses on the other. Between the howling wind outside and the dark of the cave, she can barely see or hear the incantations she’s attempting to read. She finds that the words that once were read easily now appeared in an unknown script. “How did it go? Maegna… vie? Maegna vix? Surely there must’ve been a v in there somewhere. Damn it all, why can’t the multiverse speak Khan?”She catches her tongue, and pauses a moment, staring intently at the flames, before whispering to herself: “And why did my translator have to leave?”She returns to her pack and retrieves the book and a piece of charcoal from the fire. Flipping the book open, she finds pages upon pages that form a long list of phrases that are only slightly different, many of them scratched out. After hours of fumbled pronunciations and frantic writing, the fire finally dies out. Atlani returns the scroll to its case, and both the case and the book to her pack, before lying down in front of the embers. “Maybe… it was something entirely different.” After listing off various weak attempts at incantations, Atlani drifts off to sleep. ____ Morning sunlight drifts into the cave, illuminating the huntress and her camp. Her eyes open slowly, disgruntled at the realization that she was in the cave, and not wherever else she dreamt she was. …another day’s march. Perhaps I’ll finally stumble across someone today. One can only wish.She emerges from the outermost furs, and goes about a newly set routine: relighting the fire pit, retrieving salted meat from her pack, and gathering the rest of her gear as it cooks. As she removes her sleeping furs from the cave floor, she is greeted by an unexpected sight. She holds her breath, then looks around suspiciously. She looks deeper into the cave, and finds no tracks in the dirt. She looks out to the entrance, and finds no tracks in the snow, none at the entrance to the cave. She looks back to the furs at her feet. A very large, elegant snow leopard lies on the floor, cuddled up with Atlani’s sleeping bag, with shaggy fur and large paws. It rolls over at Atlani’s removal of the furs, opens its eyes, and reveals them to be a cool blue. Despite her disturbance of the beast’s rest, it shows no sign of aggression, simply looking up at her curiously, to which Atlani looked utterly bewildered. The spell… worked? I did it?"Mrow?"www.artstation.com/artwork/PzGG1 After translating and training using Zweil’s scrolls, Atlani has gained access to .
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2/2 Zombie
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Post by froggy on Feb 1, 2022 9:05:25 GMT
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 2, 2022 1:07:08 GMT
There are a great many things to be found in the arena's forest, even if one is not looking for them.One such entity is an old oak tree that's sprung up, at the base of which a figure meditates - an elf, by the looks of it, garbed in black cloth.At their feet, a small, furry animal of indeterminate origin is nestled. If Atlani to approach, it's likely the figure would wake from their trance state.Hapless Sacrifice Creature - Beast When ~ dies, exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield tapped under it's owner's control. 2/1 Hapless Sacrifice: 8/10. Sure Whether or not the elf's eyes are open during this meditation, they surely hear Atlani before they see her, as she and another large creature trudge through the snow. "You know, I'm starting to think it was the other direction.""Mrr.""Oh, as though you would know any better. Here, maybe they know."Atlani looks up at the tree, and down at the creature before approaching the elf, keeping a respectful distance. Her bow is in hand, but no arrow is knocked, and about twenty feet behind her stands a horse-sized snow leopard. "Hello! Do you happen to know this area? I find myself a bit turned around at the moment."Hilltop Ranger Creature - Human Ranger Reach, Vigilance When ~ ETB, choose one: - Create a 2/2 white Cat creature token with lifelink.
- Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature you control.
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2/2 Zombie
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Post by froggy on Feb 2, 2022 4:06:28 GMT
Whether or not the elf's eyes are open during this meditation, they surely hear Atlani before they see her, as she and another large creature trudge through the snow. "You know, I'm starting to think it was the other direction.""Mrr.""Oh, as though you would know any better. Here, maybe they know."Atlani looks up at the tree, and down at the creature before approaching the elf, keeping a respectful distance. Her bow is in hand, but no arrow is knocked, and about twenty feet behind her stands a horse-sized snow leopard. "Hello! Do you happen to know this area? I find myself a bit turned around at the moment."Hilltop Ranger Creature - Human Ranger Reach, Vigilance When ~ ETB, choose one: - Create a 2/2 white Cat creature token with lifelink.
- Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature you control.
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Hilltop Ranger: I like how this interacts with my card. A solid uncommon, I like how it always provides 2 power but does so in different ways. 9/10
The elf's eyes open suddenly, and as they move to rise the furry creature, disturbed from it's rest, makes it's escape. "Ah. My apologies, I am new to this area and indeed this plane of existence, and the only thing I can tell you of this forest is that it's mana runs strong."They stand, and profer their hand in greeting. Their cloak ripples in the shade of the old oak, seeming to flit in and out of the material."I am Aelewin, of Clan Sur Ka. It is good to meet you, be you beloved friend or bloodsworn enemy."Clan-Council Attendant Creature - Elf Advisor Once each turn, when one or more +1/+1 counters are placed on ~, choose one: - You gain 2 life.
- Each player draws a card.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 2, 2022 4:24:47 GMT
The elf's eyes open suddenly, and as they move to rise the furry creature, disturbed from it's rest, makes it's escape. "Ah. My apologies, I am new to this area and indeed this plane of existence, and the only thing I can tell you of this forest is that it's mana runs strong."They stand, and profer their hand in greeting. Their cloak ripples in the shade of the old oak, seeming to flit in and out of the material."I am Aelewin, of Clan Sur Ka. It is good to meet you, be you beloved friend or bloodsworn enemy." Clan-Council Attendant: 9/10. Really gotta love the importance of that "Once each turn" bit. Weird for its power to be greater than its toughness though. Atlani pulls her bow onto her shoulder, then graciously shakes Aelewin's hand. "Ah, another one, then. Welcome to the Arena. Rich as it may be, there is more to this plane than forest. I am Atlani, of the Mardu Horde of Tarkir, though given I've not heard of your clan it would stand to reason that you've not heard of mine. Who are Clan Sur Ka?"Life-Fire Converter Creature - Human Shaman Whenever you gain life, you may pay . If you do, ~ deals 1 damage to any target. 2/2
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Post by froggy on Feb 2, 2022 4:39:06 GMT
Atlani pulls her bow onto her shoulder, then graciously shakes Aelewin's hand. "Ah, another one, then. Welcome to the Arena. Rich as it may be, there is more to this plane than forest. I am Atlani, of the Mardu Horde of Tarkir, though given I've not heard of your clan it would stand to reason that you've not heard of mine. Who are Clan Sur Ka?"Life-Fire Converter Creature - Human Shaman Whenever you gain life, you may pay . If you do, ~ deals 1 damage to any target. 2/2 Life-Fire Converter: I think this would feel really fun to play with in limited - at least, I would really enjoy it. 9/10
Aelewin's grip is firm, yet their palm bears no callus or hardness that Atlani can feel."The greatest of my homeworld's clans - a proud people, yet a dying one."They pause."I recognise the name of your plane, yet not of your clan, friend. Perhaps you could enlighten me?"Champion of Kahastira Creature - Human Cleric Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. If it was a creature spell, draw a card. "Clan Sur Ka will fight for the future of our world!"2/2(EDIT: adding an ed to the end of multicolor bc its a dumb typo)
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 2, 2022 19:00:02 GMT
Life-Fire Converter: I think this would feel really fun to play with in limited - at least, I would really enjoy it. 9/10
Aelewin's grip is firm, yet their palm bears no callus or hardness that Atlani can feel."The greatest of my homeworld's clans - a proud people, yet a dying one."They pause."I recognise the name of your plane, yet not of your clan, friend. Perhaps you could enlighten me?"Champion of Kahastira Creature - Human Cleric Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. If it was a creature spell, draw a card. "Clan Sur Ka will fight for the future of our world!"2/2(EDIT: adding an ed to the end of multicolor bc its a dumb typo) Champion of Kahastira: 7/10. Comparing it to Hero of Precinct One, it's alright, but I don't know how I feel about the card draw. "A shame. May their future be brighter than their present."
Atlani looks mildly offended that they've heard of Tarkir but not the Mardu. "Yes, I hear they've been conquered by one by the name of Kolaghan. We were a proud, honorable people, maintaining strength and discipline across the wastes. Evidently, Kolaghan has reduced us to meek servitude, reckless assaults, and desperate cannibalism, though I believe that these diseased branches can be cut to save the tree."Domineering Warkite Creature - Dragon Flying, Haste Other creatures you control get +2/+0 and attack each turn if able. 5/5
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Post by froggy on Feb 2, 2022 19:15:15 GMT
"A shame. May their future be brighter than their present."
Atlani looks mildly offended that they've heard of Tarkir but not the Mardu. "Yes, I hear they've been conquered by one by the name of Kolaghan. We were a proud, honorable people, maintaining strength and discipline across the wastes. Evidently, Kolaghan has reduced us to meek servitude, reckless assaults, and desperate cannibalism, though I believe that these diseased branches can be cut to save the tree."Domineering Warkite Creature - Dragon Flying, Haste Other creatures you control get +2/+0 and attack each turn if able. 5/5 Domineering Warkite: Big fan of the flavour here. Card is pretty neat, if potentially a huge bomb in limited. 8/10
"And the same to you, my friend. I hope the plight brought upon your people is purged, and when I speak of Tarkir I will speak of the proud and honourable Mardu above the vile and cruel Dragonlords."They pause, thinking."Forgive me for asking, but have you been here long? I am..." They look sheepish "Unsure of the ways to escape this forest, despite it being so similar to my Clan-Land. I was never a Wayfinder, back in my home."Clan Sur Ka Wayfinder Creature - Elf Scout When ~ enters the battlefield, mill three cards. When ~ leaves the battlefield, return target creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. 1/1
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 2, 2022 20:07:39 GMT
Domineering Warkite: Big fan of the flavour here. Card is pretty neat, if potentially a huge bomb in limited. 8/10
"And the same to you, my friend. I hope the plight brought upon your people is purged, and when I speak of Tarkir I will speak of the proud and honourable Mardu above the vile and cruel Dragonlords."They pause, thinking."Forgive me for asking, but have you been here long? I am..." They look sheepish "Unsure of the ways to escape this forest, despite it being so similar to my Clan-Land. I was never a Wayfinder, back in my home."Clan Sur Ka Wayfinder Creature - Elf Scout When ~ enters the battlefield, mill three cards. When ~ leaves the battlefield, return target creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. 1/1 Clan Sur Ka Wayfinder: 10/10. Splitting it into an ETB and LTB makes it way more interesting. Atlani sighs. "Nearly a moon by now. There's a small town not far from here where I had been staying, which I am beginning to believe is this way." she points back the way she came. Wayfinder's Compass Artifact Whenever you mill two or more cards, you may put one of those cards into your library second from the top. Sacrifice Wayfinder's Compass: Return target land card in your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
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Post by froggy on Feb 2, 2022 21:02:09 GMT
Atlani sighs. "Nearly a moon by now. There's a small town not far from here where I had been staying, which I am beginning to believe is this way." she points back the way she came. Wayfinder's Compass Artifact Whenever you mill two or more cards, you may put one of those cards into your library second from the top. Sacrifice Wayfinder's Compass: Return target land card in your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Wayfinder's Compass: This is a really fun CA engine. I'm a big fan. 9/10
Aelewin hums slightly in affirmation."If I may ask, friend, may I by chance travel with you? I know not what creatures these forests contain, and you seem much more physically adept than I."Joyous Companions Creature - Human Elf Warrior Whenever you attack with exactly two creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures. You gain 2 life. There's an old folk tale of a Clan Sur Ka warrior and a Clan Hemvaeld herbalist, together both on the road and in their hearts.2/1
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 2, 2022 22:59:06 GMT
Wayfinder's Compass: This is a really fun CA engine. I'm a big fan. 9/10
Aelewin hums slightly in affirmation."If I may ask, friend, may I by chance travel with you? I know not what creatures these forests contain, and you seem much more physically adept than I."Joyous Companions Creature - Human Elf Warrior Whenever you attack with exactly two creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures. You gain 2 life. There's an old folk tale of a Clan Sur Ka warrior and a Clan Hemvaeld herbalist, together both on the road and in their hearts.2/1 Joyous Companions: 8/10. Attacking with exactly two is unusual, but fine, but this feels like it should go on an enchantment or something. "Of course. I can at least show you to town." Atlani and her leopard lead the way as the group venture down the path, and Atlani quickly finds the turn she missed on the way here. After an hour of trekking through the forest, they finally reach the exit, and find themselves on a hill overlooking a river, snow-covered farmland, and in the middle of it, roughly another hour away, a settlement that walks the line between "large village" and "small town" Daring Companion Creature - Cat Ally Vigilance Whenever ~ and one other creature attacks, ~ gets +2/+0 until end of turn and attacking creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. 2/2
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Post by froggy on Feb 3, 2022 0:30:54 GMT
"Of course. I can at least show you to town." Atlani and her leopard lead the way as the group venture down the path, and Atlani quickly finds the turn she missed on the way here. After an hour of trekking through the forest, they finally reach the exit, and find themselves on a hill overlooking a river, snow-covered farmland, and in the middle of it, roughly another hour away, a settlement that walks the line between "large village" and "small town" Daring Companion Creature - Cat Ally Vigilance Whenever ~ and one other creature attacks, ~ gets +2/+0 until end of turn and attacking creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. 2/2 Daring CImpanion: This is super fun. Very creative use of the ally type too. 10/10
"Thank you, friend. May your the winds be kind, and your hunts be fruitful."
They move to leave, but pause beforehand.
"I hope we meet again soon, Atlani of the Proud and Honourable Mardu Horde."
And then, they depart, seeming to disseminate into the shade.
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Post by Popcornia on Feb 8, 2022 17:48:21 GMT
pacifistwestwoman Some time after the skirmish at the coast, rumors along the coast begin to drift from those near the sea. Though the dreadship has disappeared, villages and settlements still are discovered raided, plundered, and razed to the ground, though little sign of any zombie marauders hints that someone else is to blame... Dark Tidings Sorcery Look at the top three cards of your library. For each one, you may reveal it and pay 2 life to put it into your hand, then put the rest into your graveyard. Good omens never reveal themselves, while bad omens delight in being discovered.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 8, 2022 23:53:29 GMT
pacifistwestwoman Some time after the skirmish at the coast, rumors along the coast begin to drift from those near the sea. Though the dreadship has disappeared, villages and settlements still are discovered raided, plundered, and razed to the ground, though little sign of any zombie marauders hints that someone else is to blame... Dark Tidings Sorcery Look at the top three cards of your library. For each one, you may reveal it and pay 2 life to put it into your hand, then put the rest into your graveyard. Good omens never reveal themselves, while bad omens delight in being discovered. Dark Tidings 9/10. Only stickler is I’d make the “then, put the rest…” a new sentence to clarify that it’s not inside the for loop. It doesn't take long before the obviously out-of-town warrior is asked to look into the matter, and look into it she does. Atlani finds herself in one such coastal settlement, keeping an eye on the harbor while townsfolk debate whether one warrior will be enough to make the difference. All of the targets have been coastal... are there more pirates? Rather brutal, if it were. But if valuables were taken, then they'd have to either been stolen or looted very quickly afterward. Curious...Cataclysm Profiteer Creature - Human When ETB, choose one: - Gain 1 life for each creature card in your graveyard.
- Gain 1 life for each noncreature card in your graveyard.
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Post by Popcornia on Feb 9, 2022 0:04:09 GMT
pacifistwestwomanThe musings of the single warrior are drawn to a close when a sailor rushes from the docks, pointing fervently out towards the ocean. There's blabbering about a sea monster, before the sound of a great mass breaching is heard, and the town begins to yell in shock and terror as something stirs from beneath. Split the Difference Sorcery Search your library for two cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Exile that card and put the other into your hand. You lose 2 life. Then shuffle. Cataclysm Profiteer: 7/10, unique, in that a black card caring about non-creatures is atypical and a neat spin for a common.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 9, 2022 0:44:03 GMT
pacifistwestwoman The musings of the single warrior are drawn to a close when a sailor rushes from the docks, pointing fervently out towards the ocean. There's blabbering about a sea monster, before the sound of a great mass breaching is heard, and the town begins to yell in shock and terror as something stirs from beneath. Split the Difference Sorcery Search your library for two cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Exile that card and put the other into your hand. You lose 2 life. Then shuffle. Cataclysm Profiteer: 7/10, unique, in that a black card caring about non-creatures is atypical and a neat spin for a common. Split the Difference: 7/10. I think i'd rather just have Demonic Tutor, no? Interesting. How does a sea monster burn a town?"HEY! Get your family and get out of town. Allow me to ensure you have one to return to."After issuing some semblance of order to the terror and panic, Atlani begins sprinting towards the breach to figure out what is breaching. Desdemon Sovereign Creature - Bat Demon Flying As long as you have the most life or are tied for the most life, ~ gets +1/+1. Otherwise, it has lifelink. 2/2
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Post by Popcornia on Feb 9, 2022 2:45:29 GMT
pacifistwestwoman What surfaces from the water is an almost stubby sea-serpent, though not particularly immense, it was certainly large enough to frighten and capsize a small fishing boat, which much of the populace Atlani currently was protecting had to their name. Still, it was headed right for the village, and more important, right towards her, so clearly someone had to do something about it. Wouldn't be too difficult, though. Dredgesculler Creature - Serpent When Dredgesculler enters the battlefield, you may return another target permanent you control to your hand. If you do, each opponent loses 4 life. Seawater and shipwreck alike fill its cavernous maw.[4/4] Conjure: Psychic Symbiont, returning to hand to gain Dredgesculler's effect and have an in-hand card with ETB value. Desdemon Sovereign: Awkward, due to losing out on its lifelink ability above a certain point. Even at uncommon, this is annoying and confusing, I think it can keep lifelink above that threshold, honestly. 6/10.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 9, 2022 18:12:49 GMT
pacifistwestwoman What surfaces from the water is an almost stubby sea-serpent, though not particularly immense, it was certainly large enough to frighten and capsize a small fishing boat, which much of the populace Atlani currently was protecting had to their name. Still, it was headed right for the village, and more important, right towards her, so clearly someone had to do something about it. Wouldn't be too difficult, though. Dredgesculler Creature - Serpent When Dredgesculler enters the battlefield, you may return another target permanent you control to your hand. If you do, each opponent loses 4 life. Seawater and shipwreck alike fill its cavernous maw.[4/4] Conjure: Psychic Symbiont, returning to hand to gain Dredgesculler's effect and have an in-hand card with ETB value. Desdemon Sovereign: Awkward, due to losing out on its lifelink ability above a certain point. Even at uncommon, this is annoying and confusing, I think it can keep lifelink above that threshold, honestly. 6/10. Dredgesculler: 7/10. As far as I'm concerned, the life loss doesn't need to be conditional. Did someone send you, little pup, or am I on a cold trail?
Atlani slowly walked down the docks, firing arrow after arrow until the beast was stopped. Her focus was split: when not aiming, she was looking in the water for signs of anything else. Merciful Avenger Creature - Angel Warrior Flying, Lifelink ~ costs less to cast if you lost life this turn. 4/4
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Post by Popcornia on Feb 10, 2022 2:37:47 GMT
pacifistwestwoman The monster would barely reach the shore proper before it would beach, seemingly vulnerable despite its size and aggression. A few cheers would sound off behind the warrior, while the monster's dying flesh would sink into the sand. Glittering in it's maw, half open, was a bauble of some kind. Further investigation would reveal it to be a small compass, pointing further down the coast. A curiosity, and an ill omen. Cryptic Tribute Artifact Cryptic Tribute enters the battlefield tapped. , , Sacrifice Cryptic Tribute and another permanent: Draw two cards. Merciful Avenger: A decent uncommon, seems like arcun material. 8/10.
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Post by pacifistwestwoman on Feb 10, 2022 2:57:11 GMT
pacifistwestwoman The monster would barely reach the shore proper before it would beach, seemingly vulnerable despite its size and aggression. A few cheers would sound off behind the warrior, while the monster's dying flesh would sink into the sand. Glittering in it's maw, half open, was a bauble of some kind. Further investigation would reveal it to be a small compass, pointing further down the coast. A curiosity, and an ill omen. Cryptic Tribute Artifact Cryptic Tribute enters the battlefield tapped. , , Sacrifice Cryptic Tribute and another permanent: Draw two cards. Merciful Avenger: A decent uncommon, seems like arcun material. 8/10. Cryptic Tribute: 8/10. Sacrificing another permanent doesn't really feel blue. Atlani wanders warily towards the beast, ensures the beast is dead, then begins retrieving arrows and examining the beast for useful parts. It is during this process she discovers the compass. "And what have we here?" she mutters under her breath, letting her gaze follow where the compass points. Not north, that much is certain. I wonder now whether this is a component or a message. I've never seen an invitation with casualties, but there's a first time for everything.Frantic Investigator Creature - Human Menace ~ gets +1/+0 for each card you've drawn or exiled from your hand or library this turn. 2/3
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Post by Popcornia on Feb 10, 2022 3:36:10 GMT
pacifistwestwomanIt was, if anything, an invitation, given how clearly the monster had gotten her attention. In the wake of the pirates disappearance, another oddity from the sea was just as suspicious as the former, and warranted investigating, especially if that opportunity came from the jaws of a dead opponent. //The compass will lead Atlani elsewhere to Kadri's Board, where she may not be alone in seeking out such an invitation... Frantic Investigator: 7/10. I think this is fine, though I'm not certain I like the power level on this potentially.
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