Post by Parasign on Sept 22, 2020 4:01:06 GMT
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The Worm-That-Embraces: Cool Lord of Extinction sidegrade with a great name and creature type. Does sound legendary, but removing the "the" would be an easy fix. 9/10.
The machine's limbs flail helplessly as the worms engulf it. The voice continues, unperturbed.
"Alright, lady. You want to be serious? Let's be serious. I'm not the one who should be fearing for my life right now. I don't care if you're the strongest, smartest, cleverest mage on this whole backwards plane. I don't care that you managed to swindle some prototypes off the newby interplanar. I don't even care if you're a planeswalker. Where I come from, you can buy planeswalker sparks. I've got more magitech in my toenails than you've seen your whole life. You're nothing but a rust-caked savage with an improvised spear going up against a cityswarm.
"So, if you want to survive this tickround, you've got exactly two options. The first is to let me through your portal. The second is to get lost until I've figured it out on my own. You want me gone so bad, then just allow me to leave and don't interfere. You try getting rid of me the hard way, and you better pray to whatever gods you hold dear that I make your death quick."
Calculated Response
Instant
Choose one—
• Counter target noncreature spell.
• Destroy target tapped creature.
• You may choose new targets for target ability.
The Worm-That-Embraces: Cool Lord of Extinction sidegrade with a great name and creature type. Does sound legendary, but removing the "the" would be an easy fix. 9/10.
The machine's limbs flail helplessly as the worms engulf it. The voice continues, unperturbed.
"Alright, lady. You want to be serious? Let's be serious. I'm not the one who should be fearing for my life right now. I don't care if you're the strongest, smartest, cleverest mage on this whole backwards plane. I don't care that you managed to swindle some prototypes off the newby interplanar. I don't even care if you're a planeswalker. Where I come from, you can buy planeswalker sparks. I've got more magitech in my toenails than you've seen your whole life. You're nothing but a rust-caked savage with an improvised spear going up against a cityswarm.
"So, if you want to survive this tickround, you've got exactly two options. The first is to let me through your portal. The second is to get lost until I've figured it out on my own. You want me gone so bad, then just allow me to leave and don't interfere. You try getting rid of me the hard way, and you better pray to whatever gods you hold dear that I make your death quick."
Calculated Response
Instant
Choose one—
• Counter target noncreature spell.
• Destroy target tapped creature.
• You may choose new targets for target ability.
