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Post by burntsquirrelman on May 11, 2018 1:48:13 GMT
A set with flashback would be great for that to show up in.
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Post by Lady Mapi on May 11, 2018 3:48:21 GMT
Lady Mapi : I like Gift of Life but it replaces itself infinitely as it is (not a major problem because it's optional but still kind of weird) so maybe "If a creature you control would be destroyed"? I'm actually debating upping the cost and keeping it that way - turning "Sacrifice ~" effects into "Sacrifice a creature" effects is an interesting combo piece (that probably shouldn't come online on Turn 3). |
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Post by norench on May 11, 2018 15:02:14 GMT
{Totally Not Stolen From Every Internet Meme Ever}
Chuck Norris
Legendary Creature - Awesome
(Cards with no mana cost cannot be cast, usually. Of course, you don't need to, as Chuck Norris can cast himself without paying any damn thing to anyone.)
Chuck Norris can not be countered.
When Chuck Norris enters play, he wins the game. All other players lose the game (including you.)
Infinity/Infinity
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2018 15:08:15 GMT
norench : yeah but chuck norris jokes were funny in like 2010 Deasteize  Instant  Choose one - • Counter target silver-bordered spell. • Destroy target silver-bordered permanent. "Sorry Sir, you need a permission to have fun in here."
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 11, 2018 20:52:25 GMT
oddnanref: When I mentioned flashback, what I meant was instants and sorceries you've already flashed back, that are now in exile. But you have seen the deeper implications of Thesis and Antithesis already, so good for you.
kinotherapy: See oddnanref's rumination on what can be done with that 2nd mode. |
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Post by kinotherapy on May 11, 2018 21:06:19 GMT
I was more thinking of the 7 mana self- Extract. EDIT: I hate this but I'm posting it so I don't have to think about it any more  |
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Post by Lady Mapi on May 12, 2018 0:00:04 GMT
Police Brutality -   Instant Destroy target nonwhite creature.
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 12, 2018 6:57:40 GMT
Police Brutality - Instant Destroy target nonwhite creature. I hate how much this makes me laugh. As horribly offensive as the political climate is, at least it led to this little Melvian slice of perfection!
So, I was just wondering: Since in many ways the Griefer Timmy/Tammy is a psychographic bridge to Spikehood, how would a design made specifically more for Griefer T(i/a)mmy than for Spike look?
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2018 8:33:17 GMT
Dazzerdrix Creature - Rabbit Beast  Trample At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice two Swamps. If you can't, sacrifice Dazzerdrix and it deals 5 damage to you. 5/4
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Post by Lady Mapi on May 12, 2018 13:18:50 GMT
Josef the Reanimator -  Legendary Creature - Human Wizard , sacrifice a Spirit and a Zombie: Return target Human creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. 2/2 Meant for a weird "dead people" tribal, with a ton of humans that create Zombies and Spirits.
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 12, 2018 21:41:44 GMT
Working on 5/24/18's edition of No Reservations II, first card is Disharmony, which inspired this card:
Dys, the Gates of Menace   Legendary Enchantment--Gate You can’t be attacked by fewer than two creatures. The same is true for each planeswalker you control.
Whenever two or more creatures attack you, you may untap one of those creatures and remove it from combat, then gain control of that creature until end of turn and it gains haste until end of turn. The same is true for each planeswalker you control. |
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Post by voltaic-qui on May 13, 2018 2:15:22 GMT
{Totally Not Stolen From Every Internet Meme Ever}
Chuck Norris
Legendary Creature - Awesome
(Cards with no mana cost cannot be cast, usually. Of course, you don't need to, as Chuck Norris can cast himself without paying any damn thing to anyone.)
Chuck Norris can not be countered.
When Chuck Norris enters play, he wins the game. All other players lose the game (including you.)
Infinity/Infinity
~~~ Shahrazad the Storyteller   Legendary Creature - Human ,  : Put an enchantment card from your hand onto the battlefield. Whenever you sacrifice a Saga, search your library for a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. 1/4 |
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Post by voltaic-qui on May 13, 2018 2:16:23 GMT
Police Brutality - Instant Destroy target nonwhite creature. Shouldn't this cost ? |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2018 6:38:32 GMT
@voltaic-qui: in EDH she's Omniscience turn four, not that there's anything wrong with that but I would prefer if she'd make subgames um hi Burden of Fate  Enchantment - Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature has indestructible. When enchanted creature dies, its controller sacrifices all creatures they control. Not sure if mono-white. Prepare your Zedruu deck. Demolition Engine Artifact Whenever you roll 6 on a die, put a charge counter on Demolition Engine. Remove six charge counters from Demolition Engine: Destroy all lands. It's not that the goblin designers aren't clever. They just don't realize there's a difference between effective and attractive. |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2018 6:51:00 GMT
Also something that just came to my mind: Intoxication Sorcery  Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card as an additional cost to cast it.)"Week 1. Subject 602 suffers from a mild indigestion and a nausea."
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Post by shiftyhomunculus on May 13, 2018 11:17:10 GMT
Lady Mapi : Yeah, this is pretty tasteless. I won't repeat the tirade I gave to sdfkjgh a few days ago, but Magic cards continue to be a very bad medium for social commentary.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2018 11:41:35 GMT
Jesus, guys, what the hell is wrong with you?! Maybe I'm going to join this trebd and make a card like this:
[There was a card depicting the September 11th attack here]
You get it it's funny because it depicts a tragic real-world event in which a couple thousand actual people have lost their lives, haha
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Post by shiftyhomunculus on May 13, 2018 11:45:57 GMT
@gorgonzola : You do know that when a mod warns someone against something, the general implication is that people should stop doing the thing, right? That's a warning for you.
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Post by kinotherapy on May 13, 2018 14:25:56 GMT
 Attempt to make a tutor that punishes efficiency with extreme telegraphing. If anybody knows a way to simplify the wording I'd love to hear it |
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 13, 2018 15:56:23 GMT
kinotherapy: Excellent design! I'm pretty sure you got the templating correct.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2018 16:13:31 GMT
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Post by Fleur on May 13, 2018 20:03:09 GMT
@gorgonzola : 2 life per one mana is far too powerful. Procrastinator probably shouldn't have a free activated - maybe if it tapped. Mental Shortcut is literally free Storm fuel. Repeatable hand-kill should neither be colorless nor that cheap. The other two might be fine, but repeated removal in colorless is usually a no-go. Gemstone Crab Creature - Crab Defender , Exile CARDNAME from your graveyard: Return target instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand. A shell so shiny can fetch a pretty penny. 0/3 Ivory Tower Guardian  Creature - Elephant Vigilance Whenever CARDNAME attacks, other creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.  , Exile CARDNAME from your graveyard: Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Such tusks are placebos - the curative powers come from belief in the fact that they work. 3/6 Dancing Swords Artifact Creature - Spirit Construct Double strike , : Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. The choice between a friend and a weapon is a false dichotomy - you can in fact, have both.1/1 Darkling  Creature - Demon Ooze Lifelink When CARDNAME enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, create two tokens that are copies of it. At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or fewer creatures named CARDNAME, create a token that's a copy of this creature. 2/2 Lady Mapi : Kirino, Fiery Empath Planeswalker - Kirino   : CARDNAME deals 2 damage to target player. If they're enchanted, that player discards a card at random, then draws a card.  : Discard your hand, then draw a card for each card in target player's hand.  : You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create Creativity, a 4/4 red enchantment creature token with haste and trample."  |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2018 20:03:20 GMT
Fleur : Thanks for feedback, I actually wanted Mental Shortcut to be broken like this. Others I had no idea aside from them being (maybe too) powerful. And something strictly less breakable/broken and strictly more Time Spiral-y: Balduvian Elite Creature - Human Barbarian Madness When Balduvian Elite enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you discard a card. 5/5 Erg Bandits Creature - Human Rogue At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Erg Bandits deal 2 damage to you. If you don't, Erg Bandits attacks this turn if able. 3/3 Terrorize Instant Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. Threshold - If there are seven or more creature cards in your graveyard, destroy target creature instead.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2018 13:27:06 GMT
Consume the Corrupted Instant Destroy target misspeled permanent. Cycling Deny the Degraded Instant Counter target misspelled spell. Cyclig
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 16, 2018 6:58:35 GMT
You've all read the GDS3 design submissions, right? This popped into my head while reading the judges' critique of Linus Ulysses Hamilton's Figure of the Hunt:
Jolene, Master Sneak-Thief Legendary Creature--Vedalken Rogue Haste, menace Whenever Jolene, Master Sneak-Thief deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you draw up to two cards. 2/3
More GDS3 inspiration, this time from the Design Challenge #1:
Chitter, the Land Renewed Legendary Creature--Squirrel Whenever Chitter, the Land Renewed deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, untap up to that many untapped lands you control.
Whenever a tapped land you control is untapped outside of an untap step, put a +1/+1 counter on Chitter, the Land Renewed. 1/1 |
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Am I squirrel yet?
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Post by oddnanref on May 16, 2018 11:56:37 GMT
Somehow I feel this should be an avatar. I think it is the name, Chitter is not a land renewer, it is the land that is renewed. Maybe a spirit from the Kamigawa block.
Ever since I designed Kiro I was thinking of doing a cycle for the seven deadly.
So let me try
Kiro, Greed's Avatar ::B::::B::::R::::R::
Legendary Creature - Avatar ::rare::
::1::: Attach target equipment to ~.
When ~ dies, if it was equiped return it to the battlefield.
"That is MINE!"
4/2
Most wrath cards are destruction cards, so to keep on wrath theme.
Hatsune, Wrath's Avatar ::W::::W::::R::::R::
Legendary Creature - Avatar ::rare::
Whenever a permanent is put onto the graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
When ~ deals combat damage to a player destroy target permanent.
"AAAAHRG!"
2/2
Kinito, Sloth's Avatar ::U::::U::::R::::R::
Legendary Creature - Avatar ::rare::
~ has hexproof as long as it is tapped.
When another creature you control deals combat damage draw a card.
When ~ deals combat damage, sacrifice it.
"...ZzzZzz.."
2/2
Hard to do this one as there are no cards that have a direct connection to this sin. If you have a better idea for the abilities go ahead.
Sankuto, Envy's Avatar ::W::::W::::B::::B::
Legendary Creature - Avatar ::rare::
Other creature lose and cannot gain keyword abilities ~ has.
::W::::B::: Exile target creature for as long as ~ is on the battlefield. Until your next turn ~ gains all keyword abilities of that creature.
"I why do you have that and I don't?"
2/2
Hamitsu, Gluttony's Avatar ::B::::B::::G::::G::
Legendary Creature - Avatar ::rare::
When a creature dealt combat damage by ~ dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Hamitsu.
Exile a card from your graveyard: put a +1/+1 counter on Hamitsu.
"Is that ed...CHOMP"
1/1
No idea how to finish this. I tried to keep them all in two colors which limited the design space too much.
Maybe I'll remake them for another time.
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Post by burntsquirrelman on May 16, 2018 13:56:06 GMT
It also makes making a cycle that much harder, as you have 7 sins, but 10 two-color combinations. I feel getting each color represented may matter more for the cycle than keeping to the original Seven Deadly Sins. Also considering that WotC tries their hardest to get influenced by, but not directly use, many mythologies and lores, you may be better of thinking of a new [INSERT NUMBER] Deadly Sins. That's my advice anyway. [EDIT]Speaking of Cycles that are hard to do! I decided upon a Cycle of five Legendary Gods, based around the Hebrew Mythology of the Behemoth, the Leviathan, and the Ziz. As you can clearly see, one of the things that makes it difficult is that there were only originally three lords of the world; Behemoth of the Earth, Leviathan of the Depths, Ziz of the Sky. So, to better fit MtG, I included two more that further flesh out the original concepts; Dragon of the Flame, and Titan of the End. I am also going to give each of these Colossal Beings an 'actual' name so that it's not just 'Dragon' and 'Behemoth', as there are many dragons and behemoths. Anywho, without further adieu:  |
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2018 16:55:10 GMT
Scrap for Silver Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. Draw three cards. Early Spoiling Sorcery Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a land card from it. That player discards that card. Quagblast Instant Target creature gets -5/-0 until end of turn. Is that how you make uncommons? Time Crow Creature - Bird Flying , Discard ~: Take an extra turn after this one. 1/2 Yeah, you can discard it for an extra turn, but we both know which mode will you choose.
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Post by kinotherapy on May 16, 2018 18:06:36 GMT
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... Making cards that desperately need balancing.
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Post by Kaiezer, the Fallen One on May 16, 2018 19:13:07 GMT
Just a random thought: Would it be possible (Or even a good idea) to make an Artifact Instant or Artifact Sorcery? Say for instance, a smoke bomb or something like that.
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