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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2018 19:54:25 GMT
Also, not a card design, but something I stole from reddit would really like to see. Zombify   Sorcery  (Art shows rotten body of Kiran Nalaar, rising from his grave. One of his eyes has fallen out of his socket.) Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. "What? Chandra said she would give anything to see her father one last time. And I really wanted her goggles."
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Post by norench on Apr 30, 2018 20:28:17 GMT
Total Victory   Instant
As an additional casting cost, exile all cards you own from the tournament, including cards you own that are not in any zone, and empty your mana pool.
If Total Victory is successfully cast, you win the tournament. Otherwise, you forfeit the rest of the tournament.
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Post by Fleur on Apr 30, 2018 21:38:06 GMT
sdfkjgh: Normally I'd agree. However, in the context of a white deck, the +3/+3 would mostly end up going to blocking creatures, unless you have haste (which requires a second color) or fight effects (which requires a second color too); as such I think this is a fairly okay thing. It's also an intentional colorshift to white.
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Post by oddnanref on May 1, 2018 0:35:09 GMT
Let me try Invasion Vanguard  Artifact Creature - Alien Flying, Trample, Haste As an additional cost to cast ~ Terraform 7 (When you cast ~ exile 7 lands, then put 7 Waste land tokens on the battlefield.)If ~ would enter the battlefield and you do not control at least seven Wastes, exile it instead. 7/7 Mothership 
Artifact - Vehicle
Flying, Trample
Crew 15
Reduce ~'s Crew cost by one for each Waste you control.
15/15
Infiltrator
Creature - Alien
When ~ enters the battlefield Terraform 1 (Exile 1 land, hen put one Waste land toekn on the battlefield.)
1/1
Okay, I am having too much fun with this.
This might become part of a set.
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Post by burntsquirrelman on May 1, 2018 2:48:08 GMT
Let me try Invasion Vanguard Artifact Creature - Alien Flying, Trample, Haste As an additional cost to cast ~ Terraform 7 (When you cast ~ exile 7 lands, then put 7 Waste land tokens on the battlefield.)If ~ would enter the battlefield and you do not control at least seven Wastes, exile it instead. 7/7 Mothership
Artifact - Vehicle
Flying, Trample
Crew 15
Reduce ~'s Crew cost by one for each Waste you control.
15/15
Infiltrator
Creature - Alien
When ~ enters the battlefield Terraform 1 (Exile 1 land, hen put one Waste land toekn on the battlefield.)
1/1
Okay, I am having too much fun with this.
This might become part of a set.
The problem with Land Tokens, is that it becomes hard to determine whether they are tapped or not, unless you have an actual land token card out. Then it becomes a problem of accidentally shuffling them into your deck. Then there's the fact that, why don't you just run wastes as your basics? I do like the base idea for Terraform as a mechanic, but I think it would need to be reworked a bit. |
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Post by norench on May 1, 2018 14:44:20 GMT
{Potentially NS Content} Exploit the Rules EnchantmentWhen Exploit the Rules enters play, if you have no life, or if you are playing with yourself, add any number of counters to any number of target cards. Otherwise, remove Exploit the Rules from the game and spend five minutes making up excuses for how this card could have got in your deck to begin with. |
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Post by norench on May 1, 2018 14:53:32 GMT
The problem with Land Tokens, is that it becomes hard to determine whether they are tapped or not, unless you have an actual land token card out. Then it becomes a problem of accidentally shuffling them into your deck. Then there's the fact that, why don't you just run wastes as your basics? I do like the base idea for Terraform as a mechanic, but I think it would need to be reworked a bit. I love the concept. Of course black would have a companion/subversion card mechanic such as:
Infiltrator Abomination Creature - Alien Abomination
When ~ enters the battlefield, Terrorform 2 (Exile 2 lands you control, then put two 2/2 black abomination creature tokens with fear onto the battlefield.)
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"...although the shifting sands continuously altered the physical landscape of the world, the shifting shadows were far more dangerous, altering the mental landscape of the world's inhabitants..."
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2018 15:17:37 GMT
norench : Really, we don't need one thousand parody cards and mechanics for each card ever made Plowshares to Swords  Enchantment , Sacrifice a land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Sometimes you have to pick up the blade to put down the blade.This one had to be done tho Ram Sorcery  Destroy target nonbasic land. Draw a card.
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Post by norench on May 1, 2018 15:20:23 GMT
norench : Really, we don't need one thousand parody cards and mechanics for each card ever made Plowshares to Swords Enchantment , Sacrifice a land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Sometimes you have to pick up the blade to put down the blade.This one had to be done tho Ram Sorcery Destroy target nonbasic land. Draw a card. Nonsense! Every card should be fodder for an uncard, otherwise people might take me seriously. |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2018 15:22:19 GMT
norench: delet account sorzeri destroi target criature
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2018 19:13:58 GMT
Wrath of Dad  Sorcery Destroy all black creatures. They can't be regenerated. "SON WHAT IS THIS GAME YOU ARE PLAYING SOME VAMPIRES ZOMBIES WHAT IS THIS HERESY YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR"
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Post by norench on May 1, 2018 19:21:00 GMT
Wrath of Dad Sorcery Destroy all black creatures. They can't be regenerated. "SON WHAT IS THIS GAME YOU ARE PLAYING SOME VAMPIRES ZOMBIES WHAT IS THIS HERESY YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR"
Is Dad part of the KKK? I mean, I love the flavor of it, but a white card that kills all black cards... kinda, you know... (I jest, I rofl'd)
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 1, 2018 20:56:26 GMT
Wrath of Dad Sorcery Destroy all black creatures. They can't be regenerated. "SON WHAT IS THIS GAME YOU ARE PLAYING SOME VAMPIRES ZOMBIES WHAT IS THIS HERESY YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR"
Is Dad part of the KKK? I mean, I love the flavor of it, but a white card that kills all black cards... kinda, you know... (I jest, I rofl'd)
Oh, please. I used to play with a guy who made this card in jest (he himself is African American):
Manifest Destiny Enchantment  When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of all black creatures, all red creatures, and all lands capable of producing or . If a black creature, a red creature, or land capable of producing or would enter the battlefield under another player's control, it enters under your control instead.
Of course, the way he worded it was:
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of all black creatures, all red creatures, all black lands, and all red lands.
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Post by shiftyhomunculus on May 1, 2018 21:21:32 GMT
sdfkjgh : Even in jest or as satire, please do not reduce genocide and slavery to fake digital cardboard. You were warned about this a while back for a Card of the Week entry, and it's not any more okay now than it was then. If you want to design cards based on real-world history, you can do it without making light of the systematic oppression and extermination of millions.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2018 4:11:08 GMT
sdfkjgh: What huw said. Don't worry, I made a similar mistake in the past (fortunately took it down before any moderator could see what the hell I did.) Not that it makes it any more tolerable though.
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Post by oddnanref on May 2, 2018 15:15:03 GMT
Wrath of Dad Sorcery Destroy all black creatures. They can't be regenerated. "SON WHAT IS THIS GAME YOU ARE PLAYING SOME VAMPIRES ZOMBIES WHAT IS THIS HERESY YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR" I feel like your mom would be the one how would panic at vampires and the such. I mean, mothers are statistically more over protective, and some of them have the reputation of thinking that because a game depicts vampires, their son is trying to become one. I feel that this is not really racist, unless you make it so. Specially since the flavor text gives a proper explanation to the situation. I am still learning how to quote more than one person. I find the Terrorform mechanic funny. It was a smart idea. Plowshare to Swords should lose you life to increase strength and put a creature onto the battlefield. In the spirit of how strong the original card is. How about: Spammodic Growth   Sorcery ::Uncommon:: Double the spam counters on all creatures. |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2018 16:05:36 GMT
Biomancy  Sorcery Choose one - • You gain 1 life for each creature you control. • You gain 1 life for each creature yoy don't control.
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Post by oddnanref on May 2, 2018 17:12:54 GMT
The problem with Land Tokens, is that it becomes hard to determine whether they are tapped or not, unless you have an actual land token card out. Then it becomes a problem of accidentally shuffling them into your deck. Then there's the fact that, why don't you just run wastes as your basics? I do like the base idea for Terraform as a mechanic, but I think it would need to be reworked a bit. Let me try this: Sever Mana  Sorcery Sever 5 (Exile 5 lands you control, put that many Severed Land tokens onto the battlefield.)
~ deals damage to target opponent equal to the number of severed Lands you control. Severed Land Severed Land (Can't tap for mana)On another note, how about this: Time Dilation
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
Suspend 2 -
When you remove a time counter from ~ while it is in exile, put a time counter on all suspended cards.
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 2, 2018 17:26:48 GMT
sdfkjgh : Even in jest or as satire, please do not reduce genocide and slavery to fake digital cardboard. You were warned about this a while back for a Card of the Week entry, and it's not any more okay now than it was then. If you want to design cards based on real-world history, you can do it without making light of the systematic oppression and extermination of millions. I apologise. I was just relaying an anecdote of my past, sharing a story of an obviously over-the-top card design. There is a very fine line between anecdote and unacceptability, and I crossed it. I can only offer my deepest apologies. |
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Post by burntsquirrelman on May 3, 2018 1:01:11 GMT
Let me try this: Sever Mana Sorcery Sever 5 (Exile 5 lands you control, put that many Severed Land tokens onto the battlefield.)
~ deals damage to target opponent equal to the number of severed Lands you control. Severed Land Severed Land (Can't tap for mana)So, you've still retained the tokens and also made them useless, which is kind of the opposite of what I was suggesting. Here's an idea for Sever that works a little along the lines of the idea for Terraform, and doesn't require tokens or the need to make the lands completely useless. Sever 3 Lands (A severed land has no types, and can only tap for .) |
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Post by oddnanref on May 3, 2018 1:26:08 GMT
So, you've still retained the tokens and also made them useless, which is kind of the opposite of what I was suggesting. Here's an idea for Sever that works a little along the lines of the idea for Terraform, and doesn't require tokens or the need to make the lands completely useless. Sever 3 Lands (A severed land has no types, and can only tap for .)I was getting there slowly. I have to apologize if it was frustrating. I just tend to focus on the wrong thing. This works for what I had in mind. Thanks! |
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Post by burntsquirrelman on May 3, 2018 1:51:21 GMT
Despite it's great power to connect people from all over the world, it can still be hard to communicate through the internet. And just because I think I may have explained my ideas properly doesn't mean I actually did. Communication is required of both the speaker and the listener.
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Post by Xenagos on May 3, 2018 16:54:55 GMT
Trying out a new mechanic took some inspiration from Ascend, lmk what you think - Enlighten (If your life total is greater than your starting life total by 7 or more, you become enlightened for the rest of the game.)
(7 is just kind of a random number here, it could be changed.){Example} Grand Inventor Creature - Human Artificer Enlighten (If your life total is greater than your starting life total by 7 or more, you become enlightened for the rest of the game.)As long as you are enlightened, artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. 2/3 |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2018 18:26:40 GMT
Prohibition ActConspiracy Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly name a card. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal the chosen name.)Whenever a player casts a spell with the chosen name, counter that spell. Declaration of TrustConspiracy (Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player draws a card. When a player is dealt damage, turn ~ face down.
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 3, 2018 20:25:10 GMT
@gorgonzola: Declaration of Trust is a little to easy to manipulate into feelbad moments. Cf. painlands and burn spells. Also, a burn player most wants extra cards, and everything their deck does is designed to turn it off. Mebbe instead of just any amount of damage, you could have this:
When a single source deals 4 or more damage to a player, turn Declaration of Trust face down. |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2018 11:13:26 GMT
sdfkjgh: Guy, flavor. Would you trust a guy that just bolted you twice?
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 4, 2018 12:29:44 GMT
@gorgonzola: ok, then how about "When a player is dealt damage by a source controlled by that player's opponent, turn ~ face down."
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Post by sdfkjgh on May 4, 2018 12:35:19 GMT
Because I really wanted to turn the adjective into a verb:
Unprecedent Instant Counter target spell if it doesn’t share a name with a card in a graveyard. |
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Post by norench on May 4, 2018 16:19:01 GMT
Let He Who Is Without Sin... Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, remove all stone counters, then place 1 stone counter on any target creature for each creature that did not attack this turn. Stoned creatures get 0/-1 may not attack during their controller's turn.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2018 17:55:53 GMT
norench: The joke is that they are stone counters and the creatures are called "stoned", as in "after drugs", HAHA SO ORIGINAL WAS NOT EVER DONE AT ALL
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