Miscellaneous Card Design Thread

Prismatic Ultimatum

Legendary Enchantment

This spell can’t be countered.
Flash
As Prismatic Ultimatum enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card type
You control all spells and permanents of the chosen type.
You choose all targets for spells of the chosen type and abilities with sources of the chosen type.

Lady Mapi : Just because I hate it doesn't mean that I can't or shouldn't design cards for it.

Deathbane Therion

Creature--Beast

When Deathbane Therion dies, each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker. If an opponent can’t, that player sacrifices a creature instead. If a spell or ability controlled by an opponent caused you to sacrifice Deathbane Therion, each opponent sacrifices two planeswalkers and/or creatures this way instead.

3/2

Because fuck Davriel, that's why!

Leyline of Actualization

Enchantment

If Leyline of Actualization is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Leyline of Actualization or another permanent card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard. The same is true for exiling from your hand.

BREAKING NEWS!

Wizards has announced that rather than ban certain cards, like they should've (or, in fact, never printed them or reprinted them in the first place), they will be errata'd to have the additional text: "If [this card] would enter the battlefield, you may have each of your opponents punch you in the face as hard as they can.  If you do, it enters the battlefield.  If you don't, exile [this card] instead."

When asked for a comment, Mark Rosewater explained that "SINCE THIS IS THE NORMAL REACTION OF PLAYERS TO THESE CARDS ANYWAY, ESPECIALLY AFTER OUR CONTINUED, DOGGED REFUSAL TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND BAN THEM, IN SPITE OF THE ENTIRE PLAYERBASE BEGGING US TO DO SO, WHY NOT CODIFY IT IN THE OFFICIAL RULES?!"  After the interview, our reporter was rushed to the hospital to be treated for ruptured eardrums.  "Hazards of the job; I knew what I was getting into when I signed up." she was reported to yell from the ambulance.

Here is a list of the cards to receive the new errata:

Teferi, Time Raveler

Narset, Parter of Veils

Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Nissa, Who Shakes the World

Wilderness Reclamation

All the companions

#ShitpostingOnTheSevens

Inspired by looking at Phyrexian War Beast, and thinking about mc-p/t ratios:

Phyrexian Tribute Beast

Artifact Creature--Beast

Trample
As Phyrexian Tribute Beast enters the battlefield, you may pay . If you do, it enters the battlefield with X -1/-1 counters on it.
When Phyrexian Tribute Beast enters the battlefield, you lose life equal to its power plus its toughness.

{Phyrexian watermark}

10/10

EC's Tales from the Backlog

Is High Tide even a viable strategy anymore?  I realize that they don't make color hosers this powerful anymore, but gimme a break, I designed this back in early 2011:

Low Tide

Instant

Until end of turn, if a player would add two or more , that player adds that much minus one instead of any other type and amount.

As has been pointed out before, for someone who claims to loathe control so much, I sure can make cards that get control players salivating:

You Have No Mouth!

Instant

Counter target spell or activated ability. Until end of turn, that spell or ability’s controller can’t cast spells or activate abilities.