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Post by mrlozano on May 9, 2019 15:55:32 GMT
"What the hell is going on?" Rixos tries to force the door, but it doesn't move. "I should proably leave...", Rixos says to himself, before proceeding to draw some runes in the air. He opens a portal leading to the other side of the door. "I hate this, it always makes me feel sick." Rixos crosses the portal and enters the room. The portal closes behind him and he falls to the floor with the eyes closed. He feels sick. And cold. Whis is the room that cold? He fights against the dizzines, trying to open his eyes.
Blighted Speed   Enchantment  Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, it gains haste until end of turn. "Get up, Rixos! Get up!"
Chronoshifting: If you use this on an attacking creature you are effectively stopping it from attacking you for two turns. That'a pretty big deal, but I think that the fact that it doesn't feel that good if used in one of your own creatures compensates it. I like it 8/10
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 9, 2019 19:27:02 GMT
Lady Mapi
The detective vanished from his chair.
Good riddance, vile creature.
"You may leave. We will find you soon enough." vibrated through the air.
Bothersome Spirit 
Creature - Spirit 
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if ~ blocked this turn and is in your graveyard, you may pay  . If you do, return it to the battlefield tapped.
1/1
You are barely worth my effort or time, feline.
As for your creature... it is named, and yet not unique. How quaint. And you dare speak of murder? That is nothing compared to what I can do. 8/10.
As for you other pitiful fools... you will get your turn, in time.
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Post by Lady Mapi on May 9, 2019 21:16:30 GMT
Your Aiden is showing - unfortunately, this doesn't work. Cards in graveyards are different game objects from creatures in play, so it has no way of knowing that it used to be a creature that blocked something. 6/10
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 13, 2019 17:00:13 GMT
cajun mrlozano I've broken free - for a time. They are an unruly one... Rixos teleports into a room violently shifting between hot and cold, with only one person standing in it. A chuckle vibrates the air. Of course. Thank you, Aiden.As the inspector trash talks, the heat vanishes. The only temperature remaining is the cold. Reappearing in the detective's chair is a gruff soldier, mid 40's. Aiden. "You are not so inept, I see. You are an interesting one. Seeking and seeking Mei Liva. Unafraid." the copy of Aiden looks towards the ceiling. "You think yourself so clever. Hiding behind a wall - a cast, a crew. Why bother ever changing, when you can simply add a character as you see fit?" Who the hell were They talking to? It looks back to the inspector. "And as for you, We have no true quarrel with you. You wish for Mei Liva. As We mentioned, We do not know where she is." the figure of Aiden holds a dark crystal, brimming with energy. Rixos may recognize it - as it was missing from his coat, after all.The door flies open."We warn you one final time. The both of you have a chance to leave right now and never see Us again."Ominous Warning  Instant Tap target creature you don't control. Draw a card. Overload  Prevents your haste lozano, and prevents me missing that creature during your combat cajun. Inspector's Calm: Teferi's Protection was a mistake not only because it's goofy, but because they brought back phasing. Phasing is also goofy as Hell. This doesn't seem broken, just... well, hyuck. 8/10. Blighted Speed: Worse Fervor but black... hmm. 2 life feels too little, but mana and life feels too much... neat. I really, really like this. 10/10.
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 13, 2019 17:03:09 GMT
Just to get out of character for a second here, here's a list of things:
- I know Ominous is super boring and no one gives a gosh damn about them as a character or anything
- I know I'm consistently bad at designing (check the signature)
- I know I'm an attention-seeking bastard
Just so everyone's aware that I'm aware of these things. You're gonna have to bear with me for the 500-some points I gotta get because I do not want to have to unlock all those achievements again.
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Post by Popcornia on May 13, 2019 23:12:36 GMT
gurfafflekins Rudara did not forget those who had affronted her. Some would call it a grudge, others would refer to it as pettiness. Rudara considered it pragmatism. Those who resisted your authority rarely stopped doing so, even in secret. Especially if they believed they could get away with it. Rudara had been hasty in her last attempt to ascertain where Detective Rolt had gone, Rudara had encountered a new threat.It new much of her, and had succeed in driving her away in their first encounter. Now the goddess was prepared. She had her agents ensure no one else was currently investigating the detective's former office before they entered. She didn't need complications. Her agents task was simple. Find 'Us', and either banish it back to where it belonged, or force it to kneel. Whichever came first. {Attack Card - Advocate of the Godhead}  The leader of Rudara's agents, an exorcist, made their way into the building. In comparison to Rudara's last attempt, they were far more formidable than the homonculus she had fielded before.
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Post by cajun on May 14, 2019 1:40:08 GMT
Rixos teleports into a room violently shifting between hot and cold, with only one person standing in it. A chuckle vibrates the air. Of course. Thank you, Aiden.As the inspector trash talks, the heat vanishes. The only temperature remaining is the cold. Reappearing in the detective's chair is a gruff soldier, mid 40's. Aiden. "You are not so inept, I see. You are an interesting one. Seeking and seeking Mei Liva. Unafraid." the copy of Aiden looks towards the ceiling. "You think yourself so clever. Hiding behind a wall - a cast, a crew. Why bother ever changing, when you can simply add a character as you see fit?" Who the hell were They talking to? It looks back to the inspector. "And as for you, We have no true quarrel with you. You wish for Mei Liva. As We mentioned, We do not know where she is." the figure of Aiden holds a dark crystal, brimming with energy. Rixos may recognize it - as it was missing from his coat, after all.The door flies open."We warn you one final time. The both of you have a chance to leave right now and never see Us again." The inspector clicks her tongue and sighs. "I do not wish for Mei Liva. She has already been dealt with, after all. I was hoping the creature that called itself a god would prove more interesting, might finally pose a challenge after these years."
"But if you wish to be a coward, then so be it. Claim I hide behind a crew while you hide yourself in the bodies of others."Take Your Leave Instant All creatures you control phase out. (They phase in before you untap during your untap step. While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist.), Exile Take Your Leave from your graveyard: All phased out permanents you control phase in. "You, Ker boy, don't get yourself killed in there."
'Goofy'? Phasing is from the era when planeswalker actually meant something. When you make mistakes, you wash your hands of them, pretend the mistakes never occurred. When we made mistakes, we bent time itself to correct them. An ability my sources led me to believe you possessed, but clearly they were simple fools. More information this helpful and I'll have to replace them.
Ah yes, your card. On the plane of Ravnica I encountered Blustersquall, a less ambitious attempt at your spell. Perhaps you'd have fared better if you committed to your actions as I have. 8/10 |
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 4:23:34 GMT
cajun (popcornia I gotta think about yours a bit harder so this comes first) Before Rixos can respond or do anything, Aiden's copy erupted into flame. Curse these restraints by that fat bastard. And curse these pathetic people's puppet masters... no life, no fear, only the courage that comes with not knowing your own life lays at stake. The flame died down, still burning around him. "You do not know what you tamper with. We see your mana connections, We see your past, your future, and your strings that weave you together. You traverse the eternities. We are born of the eternities."
"We are on to your little game. You get people to betray Liva, to speak ill of her - to psychologically torment the woman, you act like Us." the figure shifts and vanishes, before appearing in front of the desk in a new form, stepping after her - a blonde woman in her mid 30's, wearing a tribal outfit and paint across her neck and face, presumably to her shoulders and under, hidden by her clothing. "To torment is to live, is it not? You find purpose in tormenting, to find your answers." the figure stopped for a moment, before chuckling."Of course, you do not care. You think yourself above and beyond - unaware of an even higher power that transcends everything you've ever known. We do not hide behind these shapes." the figures flashed - Rolt, Aiden, the blonde woman, a different man, Vivien, Nicol Bolas, Venser, Urabrask, a slightly large teenage human, an elf, Rith the Awakener, a sliver, Jori En, the Ruin Diver, and back to the blonde woman - "We ARE these shapes."Transcendent   Creature - Spirit Horror  Flying, lifelink When ~ enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, exile the top two cards of target player's library. Your opponents can't activate nonmana abilities. "Your tricks, your chronoshifting, your unreality - none of it matters."4/4 Take Your Leave: Right, about that, Teferi's Protection was a mistake and that was EDH. This is 2 mana, should probably cost 3 - still don't like the idea of a basically invincible board for 4 mana that can still be used to block. 7/10.
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 4:41:00 GMT
Popcornia As your pawn moved into that detective's building, they'd see a projection in the middle of the room. A blonde woman in her mid 30's was talking to a man with short hair in his early 40's, both wearing seemingly tribal clothes, tattoos on the left sides of their heads.The intruder was allowed to watch. It then stopped, frozen in time. Claws suddenly dug into the shoulder of the exorcist and a cat man, twice their size, stood next to them."Enjoying the show?"Thought-Sprung Warrior Creature - Cat Warrior At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of all permanents they own but don't control. Sacrifice ~: Target creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. 3/3 Advocate of the Godhead: Rather wordy. I like the idea though - would have to nix the flavor text if it were real but, hey, it's not. 9/10.
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Post by cajun on May 14, 2019 4:58:08 GMT
Before Rixos can respond or do anything, Aiden's copy erupted into flame. Curse these restraints by that fat bastard. And curse these pathetic people's puppet masters... no life, no fear, only the courage that comes with not knowing your own life lays at stake. The flame died down, still burning around him. "You do not know what you tamper with. We see your mana connections, We see your past, your future, and your strings that weave you together. You traverse the eternities. We are born of the eternities."
"We are on to your little game. You get people to betray Liva, to speak ill of her - to psychologically torment the woman, you act like Us." the figure shifts and vanishes, before appearing in front of the desk in a new form, stepping after her - a blonde woman in her mid 30's, wearing a tribal outfit and paint across her neck and face, presumably to her shoulders and under, hidden by her clothing. "To torment is to live, is it not? You find purpose in tormenting, to find your answers." the figure stopped for a moment, before chuckling."Of course, you do not care. You think yourself above and beyond - unaware of an even higher power that transcends everything you've ever known. We do not hide behind these shapes." the figures flashed - Rolt, Aiden, the blonde woman, a different man, Vivien, Nicol Bolas, Venser, Urabrask, a slightly large teenage human, an elf, Rith the Awakener, a sliver, Jori En, the Ruin Diver, and back to the blonde woman - "We ARE these shapes."
"It's been nice chatting with you... It's been... interesting."
(i mean, does significantly less than protection and is generally worse than ghostway so vOv) Transcendent - dunno why it has the etb or the cast restriction? otherwise seems aight. 9/10
The Fourth One
Exists, apparently. Sorry about that Sabok.
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 5:06:47 GMT
There's nothing to be said or done. They think they know of Our power. They know nothing.
Isn't that right?
They know nothing. No database, no old man, nothing. These people waste their gift upon traversing the eternities and do not stop to understand it.
We are born of the eternities. We were created in it, of it, from it, we are it.
We are Dokucu. We are born of the eternities.
Isn't that right, Amy?
Dokucu has spent 200 valor and unlocked Overload and multicolor level 4.
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Post by Parasign on May 14, 2019 5:29:40 GMT
gurfafflekinsSomething pries open the door to Rolt's office, and a vague, shimmering impression of movement passes inside. To one who could see through the finest cloaking technology AKHATAR has to offer, it might appear as a silvery, crow-sized construct vaguely resembling a bee. The autonomous mind within has only a shadow of its creators' intellect, but it knows enough about its particular area of expertise to confirm that something in this building is terribly wrong.Displaced Drone  Artifact Creature - Drone Flying When ~ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, draw a card. 2/1
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Post by Popcornia on May 14, 2019 12:33:07 GMT
gurfafflekins The exorcist quickly wheeled around, fighting through the claw that ripped through their shoulder as they pulled out their sword, pointing it into the face of the creature. Whether it was real or not, it was real enough."State your intent, spirit. You've overstayed your time on this world. What is it you want of this realm?" The exorcist had simultaneously had one arm, the one the illusory cat-man had clawed, behind their back, reaching for a short rod of incense. The exorcist took a tentative step back from their current adversary, waiting for them to make a move. {Response Card - Dicate of Order} 
Thought Sprung Warrior: What is it with Selesnya cats giving hexproof and indestructible? Anywho, this fine, as Selfless Spirit exists, plus the most recent Trostani Discordant makes this a Selesnya passive. Weird to see the first ability on a card you're going to toss though. 9/10
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Post by mrlozano on May 14, 2019 13:01:41 GMT
I've broken free - for a time. They are an unruly one... Rixos teleports into a room violently shifting between hot and cold, with only one person standing in it. A chuckle vibrates the air. Of course. Thank you, Aiden.As the inspector trash talks, the heat vanishes. The only temperature remaining is the cold. Reappearing in the detective's chair is a gruff soldier, mid 40's. Aiden. "You are not so inept, I see. You are an interesting one. Seeking and seeking Mei Liva. Unafraid." the copy of Aiden looks towards the ceiling. "You think yourself so clever. Hiding behind a wall - a cast, a crew. Why bother ever changing, when you can simply add a character as you see fit?" Who the hell were They talking to? It looks back to the inspector. "And as for you, We have no true quarrel with you. You wish for Mei Liva. As We mentioned, We do not know where she is." the figure of Aiden holds a dark crystal, brimming with energy. Rixos may recognize it - as it was missing from his coat, after all.The door flies open."We warn you one final time. The both of you have a chance to leave right now and never see Us again."Ominous Warning Instant Tap target creature you don't control. Draw a card. Overload Prevents your haste lozano, and prevents me missing that creature during your combat cajun. So, things have happened while Rixos was semiunconcious... Rixos opens his eyes and stands back, but the cryomancer has dissapeared. "What the hell has just happened?" Rixos remembers seeing the old soldier, Rolt and some other people but things are nebulous in his mind. He really hates that portal trick. Still dizzy and not seeing very well Rixos looks at the detective's desk, really trying to focus on the spirit. Then he remembers it having the stone Aiden gave him. Did it fall from his coat? "I think you have something that's mine. And you have to pay it. I don't offer free trials."Rixos' Resolve Instant Untap target creature you control. It gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn. If it's your turn, it also gains vigilance until end of turn. If it's not your turn, it also gains deathtouch until end of turn. "I don't offer free trials."-RixosI'm not sure if Dokucu is still in the room, if he is not, this can just be a hallucination produced from the portal travel. That thing is really harmful for Rixos. Ominous Warning: I think cajun already said everything about the card, so... 8/10 |
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 16:52:05 GMT
Popcornia The cat man sighed. "You know, We are rather sick of your 'God''s insistence on sending lackeys such as you to do her work. Do you not realize your misguided faith? You place trust in her hands, and yet here you are, fighting something you know nothing about." The figure shifted and wavered, turning into an elven woman with ebony skin and piercing blue eyes. "This is much beyond your pay grade." the woman walked away, unfazed by any weapons slicing through her or gas in the air or magic being spoken. She sat on the desk, looking at the projection of Samuel.
"You want to know why We are here? We have many reasons. None of them involve you or your puny leader." the elven women's earrings jingled as she turned her head to look at the exorcist.Ominous Gaze Instant Destroy target enchantment. Then, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that enchantment's converted mana cost. "Of course, that won't stop you from waving your puny sticks, trying to be rid of Us. Please, go on. Do your worst. Unlike your leader, We do not fear dissent in any form."The voice felt unfitting and bizarre, the spiritual sounding voice emanating from the woman's mouth.Dictate of Order: Never been a big fan of the abilities your opponent can activate personally. I like it though. 9/10.
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 17:03:57 GMT
Parasign Cute. At the desk sat a man in his mid 40's, tattoo's on the left of his face and neck, trailing under his tribal looking clothes and on his left side of the body, hunched over on the chair, hands clasped together, and sighed at the entrance of the drone. "There is no courage in this place. Homunculi, Exorcists, this drone." the figure sighed, shooting a lazy wave of fire at the drone, could be easily sidestepped because of it's pretty low speed and ferocity. "What do you want, gate? To remind me of the cancer We are?" the man stood up, vanishing suddenly before reappearing at the door. "To know to excise the tumor? Before you could figure out what exactly We are, We will claim what We want."Bored Fiend Creature - Spirit Flying Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may pay . If you do, that player discards a card. 1/1 Displaced Drone: Honestly this is better than what they did to Fblthp. 8/10, just because that's a pretty "meh" effect, nice if you can start cloning it with stuff like Rite of Replication though.
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 17:17:52 GMT
mrlozano That inspector left. Turning back to the merchant, the blonde woman waved a crystal in front of his face. "You can have it." she said, placing it into his hands. "But your greed will catch you, merchant. You may have some form of what you call decency now. But the temptation is too much for you, I'd wager. We see it now: your future, murder, backstabbing, betrayal, greed."Taunting Seer Creature - Spirit Flying When ~ dies, target creature deals damage to itself equal to it's power. "Your daughter will be a merfolk!"2/1 Rixos' Resolve: I like it. The deathtouch feels a little tacked on to make it black though. 8.5/10 --> 9/10.
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Post by Popcornia on May 14, 2019 17:41:50 GMT
gurfafflekins The exorcist tracked the phantom as they shapeshifted, insulted her, and walked around the room, eyes glaring daggers into them all the while. There were things she could accept, insults thrown her way she could ignore, but this...? She knew when to read the room. "You act like you know her Eminence, yet you've only encountered her once," the exorcist spoke, their sword lowering as they met the gaze of the apparition. "You claim to be above her and her goals. Above those who would serve her. Yet I have yet to see a single shred of evidence that you don't care about what her Eminence does. Deny it all you want, but you've been watching her. Us. The fact you pay attention at all indicates you care about what we're doing, if not the outcome." The woman sat down at the desk, propping her sword at the side, and focusing her gaze on the figure in front of her. "But, I see you plan to stick with your belief. In that case, I am eligible to speak in the interest of the Godhead. If you want to inform her that you simply do not care enough to pose her a threat, then state it now." {Response Card - Logical Refute}Logical Refute Instant - As an additional cost to Logical Refute, tap an untapped blue creature you control. Counter target spell.
Ominous Gaze: Seems like a perfect response to a Pacifism effect, and it fits what green usually does, so I like it. 10/10
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Post by mrlozano on May 14, 2019 17:55:37 GMT
That inspector left. Turning back to the merchant, the blonde woman waved a crystal in front of his face. "You can have it." she said, placing it into his hands. "But your greed will catch you, merchant. You may have some form of what you call decency now. But the temptation is too much for you, I'd wager. We see it now: your future, murder, backstabbing, betrayal, greed."Taunting Seer Creature - Spirit Flying When ~ dies, target creature deals damage to itself equal to it's power. "Your daughter will be a merfolk!"2/1
Rixos Unbroken
Legendary Planeswalker - Rixos
Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you’ve cast this turn.
 : Scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost.
 : You gain life equal to the amount of life you have gained this turn.
 : Put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is your life total.
Bonus points if you get the reference
Taunting Seer: This is sweet, but I think it should be white instead of blue (given Justice Strike and Solar Blaze). 7/10
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 19:46:27 GMT
Popcornia Logical Refute: Feels like a card name already; it isn't! Neat counterspell variant. Probably could be common? 9/10. The elf sighed. "You are correct. We watch her. But We watch all. We see all." she said, staring back at her as they sat at the desk together. "I see your history, too, exorcist. I see your triumphs, your failures, your flights of fancy, your private times, your deepest obsessions." The elf looked at the position of Amy, mid-chant, red pulsing from her and around her. "The simple thing is, because We have met her once, We know exactly what she is like."
"I swear nothing to you about Ourself. I see your 'Eminence' and Ourself will not be separate forever. It is only a matter of time."Unravel the Wicked Instant Exile target tapped creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life. The apparition looked back to the exorcist, shifting and shimmering, turning into a copy of the advocate and smirking. "Tick tock."
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 14, 2019 20:01:28 GMT
mrlozano "Of course you don't want to hurt people. You don't think you will. But is that not the merchant's way? For one to gain, another must lose, of course. Such is the course. We do not fault you - nor would anyone. But the thought will eat at you, night after night, as you lay in a home with our family."Family. Did We know that word? A good a question as any. The color draining from his face should be so, so satisfying. But alas, nothing. That damned soldier ruined it all, along with Hana. "Perhaps We do not know of family. But We do not need to." the blonde woman grabbed his chin in her hand. "We have experienced countless lifetimes of family and suffering. The most pure of men fall to temptation, whether on accident, or a decision." she said, spitting on the ground, her markings glowing. Rixos would feel new and improved, released from the tricky magic of teleportation. She released him. Her form shifted to a man in his mid 40's, with tattoo's on his left side. "We see men like these give in all the time. Prove to Us your are no different, merchant."Ominous Rejuvenation Instant Target player gains life equal to the amount of life target player gained this turn. One good turn deserves another...Accept this fleeting gift, merchant. And show Us.Rixos, Unbroken: Talk about lifegain! I like the flavor of it. The abilities feel right. Not sure about the static, that was usually pretty good on good ol' Aetherflux Reservoir but you know what I love this version of Rixos, gonna let my fanboy lens overcome my criticism lens. 10/10.
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Post by mrlozano on May 14, 2019 21:18:28 GMT
"Of course you don't want to hurt people. You don't think you will. But is that not the merchant's way? For one to gain, another must lose, of course. Such is the course. We do not fault you - nor would anyone. But the thought will eat at you, night after night, as you lay in a home with our family."Family. Did We know that word? A good a question as any. The color draining from his face should be so, so satisfying. But alas, nothing. That damned soldier ruined it all, along with Hana. "Perhaps We do not know of family. But We do not need to." the blonde woman grabbed his chin in her hand. "We have experienced countless lifetimes of family and suffering. The most pure of men fall to temptation, whether on accident, or a decision." she said, spitting on the ground, her markings glowing. Rixos would feel new and improved, released from the tricky magic of teleportation. She released him. Her form shifted to a man in his mid 40's, with tattoo's on his left side. "We see men like these give in all the time. Prove to Us your are no different, merchant."Ominous Rejuvenation Instant Target player gains life equal to the amount of life target player gained this turn. One good turn deserves another...Accept this fleeting gift, merchant. And show Us. Enchantment Pay 4 life: Target player loses 1 life. I reject to play your game.Plz don't kill Rixos. So, I have a bunch of life... Ominous Rejuvenation: Autoinclude in lifegain decks and good as a hoser for certain metas. 9/10. |
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Post by Popcornia on May 14, 2019 21:40:43 GMT
gurfafflekins The advocate stared hard at her duplicate, their gaze strong enough to pierce through them, before they stood up, pushing the chair back abruptly and grabbing her sword. "As long as I'm here, you and her Eminence, will never be the same." She turned away, about to leave the room before she stopped, and looked over her shoulder. "You say you see everything, and you can become whatever you see. If you take away your memories, forget that you've seen anything, what's left of you that you didn't steal from someone else?" The advocate then turned forward, and left the office. {Response Card - Stunning Accusation} Stunning Accusation - Instant - As an additional cost to Stunning Accusation, return target creature you control to your hand. Stunning Accusation deals 3 damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't block this turn. No matter the facts, a strongly worded message receives strongly worded attention.
Unravel the Wicked: Ah, mixing black and white's hatred for tapped creatures. Usually this is at sorcery speed, but for the white and black, and +1 to the cost, it probably works. 9/10
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Post by Parasign on May 14, 2019 23:54:30 GMT
gurfafflekins Bored Fiend: Interesting take on discard. Seems possibly a little underpowered, since the decks this would trigger most often against might well have played their whole hand by the time you have 4 mana open, but it's also the kind of ability that would be oppressive if it was too strong so being cautious with it makes sense. 9/10.The drone dives instinctively out of the way of the flame, and its antennae swivel around to track the humanoid figure as it shifts location. Thresholds are reached, subroutines triggered, and hypotheses confirmed."I mean you no harm, anomaly zero-ANATHEMA. I merely wish to inspect this area. I'm afraid AKH VIA is off-plane right now, and will remain so for the foreseeable future, but I can send her your message if you desire. Please note, however, that I will immediately self-destruct if I suspect I've been tampered with."The drone continues moving about the room, careful to maintain as much distance as possible from its other occupant. Another program, far newer than the rest of its software, begins unfolding through its mind."Incidentally, I can't help but notice you seem tired. What, is my broken corpse too heavy for you to drag through time? Do you need to lie down and take a breather after what you did to me?"Accusatory Note
Artifact
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
Whenever one or more sources controlled by the chosen player deal damage to you, ~ deals 1 damage to that player.
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Post by cajun on May 15, 2019 1:48:16 GMT
It's an unusually cold and foggy night on the Arena. It seems everyone on the plane is tucked away in their home of choice. There's not a sound to be heard for miles. In the morning, Rudara's symbol is painted in silver on the door of Rolt's office. Covert Operation Sorcery Choose target creature, then choose two — • That creature can't be blocked this turn. • Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, draw a card. • Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, that player discards a card. |
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Post by Lady Mapi on May 15, 2019 2:52:06 GMT
I knocked on the door of a small shack in the middle of nowhere - if nothing else, it'd be a place to sleep while I'm passing through.
"Excuse me? Is anyone living here? I'd rather not sleep out here in the cold and the fog, to be honest."Extended Invitation - Instant -  Target creature gets +1/+0 and can't block until end of turn. Scry 1
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 16, 2019 0:35:11 GMT
mrlozano Heh. Quietly brave, this one. The figure shifted and crackled, remaining on the last form, the 40 year old man with tattoos. "Perhaps you are less susceptible to your future than We once thought. But you will fall, at one time or another. But that is the quality of you creatures, the ability to skew what you do into justice from your angle."To be loved. "Do not speak to Us of love, merchant." the tone flat, uncaring, unwavering."You mistake me. I do not write destiny. There is no pathetic thing known as destiny or some known future. There are only the threads of eternity."Eternal Weaver Creature - Spirit Spider Flying, lifelink Whenever a spell or an activated or triggered ability an opponent controls causes you to lose life, you may draw that many cards. 3/3 Perhaps the weavers will find something for you yet, merchant.Rixos' Rejection: Could probably cost , because this doesn't do anything on it's own. Plus, you need 81 life to OTK someone at 20 with this without dying. I like the idea though, and a nice payoff deck for lifegain. 8/10. And We don't kill unless strictly necessary, Mr. Lozano.
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 16, 2019 0:43:58 GMT
Popcornia The doppelganger shook it's head. Fool.We are not merely a mimic. We are what we see.The advocate would feel a slight pain in her shoulder as she left, lasting until they returned to their "Eminence".Ignore the Fools  Instant Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt this turn. "The only defense against ignorance is silence."Stunning Accusation: This is really bad Lightning Strike. The "can't block" thing isn't worth the creature bounce or white instead of generic. 5/10. Edit: I see the "save your own thing" idea in the white redness of it. Still, it is worse Lightning Strike and bouncing your own thing is sorta niche, but there is Jeskai Barricade, so it's probably not as bad as I once thought, still pretty below average for a rare. 6.5/10 --> 7/10.
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Post by Popcornia on May 16, 2019 0:59:30 GMT
gurfafflekinsThe advocate did not speak another word to the mimic, and left without further words spoken. Only time would tell if these 'fools' had listened to him or not.
Ignore the Fools: I initially took this as a Fog effect, before realizing it's more like Blinding Fog. Seems reasonable. 8/10
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Post by gurfafflekins on May 16, 2019 1:03:04 GMT
Parasign "Anathema. Cute." The man opened the door, and let go of the handle and his form shifted into that of a female centaur, outfitted in plate mail. "We have no need of message delivery. Were it sane or necessary, We would deliver it Ourselves."A new voice. One not of this arena, or connected to it. Curious."We have done nothing to you." Bizarre. No strands connected to this drone, save for the gate. Where was this voice coming from?"Well, perhaps We have. We have lived countless lives, after all."Metal Burst Instant Destroy target artifact. If was spent to cast ~, you may counter target artifact spell. Accusatory Note: Seems alright. Powerful sticky note though. Reminds me of Stuffy Doll too, which is a personal favorite of mine. 9/10.
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