Reyhsia rolled her eyes. "She's terrible at names."
"Not all of us have them written on our eyeballs," Mei grumbled. "Fine, sure, meditate or whatever. I'll give it another go."
Medea, the Thoughtless Legendary Creature - Vampire Whenever Medea, the Thoughtless attacks, defending player may sacrifice a creature. If that player doesn't, creatures that player controls can't block Vampires this turn. 3/2 Purify the Relic - uh. no idea how to evaluate this. 8/10 iguess
Might be a bit clearer without all this silver, Mei complained. She pulled another dark memory to the surface, shining gray, begging her to steal it. Not with captain silver sword over there. She let the memory go, then reached for another forgotten memory.
Argent Aukashi Legendary Artifact - Equipment If a creature dealt damage by equipped creature this turn would die, exile it instead. As long as Argent Aukashi is attached to a creature, players can't cast spells with the same name as a card exiled by it. Equip
Stand United - i was so confused by this card at first cause i was reading as an attack. "This doesn't answer the card at all, it just makes the Vampires unblockabl-ohhhh" 9/10
A moment passes before Chrysoplei starts seeing many landscapes before his eyes. Lush rainforests, cascading waterfalls and cities of near pure-white stone. He sees many different people and creatures. The last one shows an elf being jumped by a feral beast, then the beast turns to look at the viewer and begins to approach.
Prowling Predator Creature - Beast Whenever ~ attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls block ~ this turn if able. 4/4 Argent Aukashi - Interesting. A good thing that last ability is there. Otherwise, this may have been too powerful. 9/10
"You know, if there is anything you'd like to forget for good..."
"I'm just saying. On some planes my students get rich off making bad memories disappear." She pulled at a large knot of memories. I don't know what this is, Chronicle, but looks like you thought about it an awful lot.
Vassia, Guiltfeeder Legendary Creature - Vampire Advisor Flying, lifelink Whenever a player discards a card, create two 1/1 black Vampire creature tokens with lifelink. 4/4 Prowling Predator - might want this at 4/3. 9/10
Chrysoplei's mental barrier seems to spring back into being, attempting to shove Mei out of his head. "That, now that I'm beginning to remember, I'm pretty sure was my father. And, if I'm correct, that was the moment of my sparking. It was, what, five or so years ago, at least to me. I'm not entirely sure if time works differently on other planes or what have you." After a decent pause, where he just seems to look downwards, he looks at the two of them. "Thank you for your assistance. The two of you." He pauses a moment. "If I have need of your assistance again, I shall let you know." He turns and looks to Reyhsia. "If you need my help, just let me know."
Grave Sorrow Creature - Incarnation Whenever a player gains life, other creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. : Exile target card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life. 3/3 Vassia, Guiltfeeder - Fits very nicely into the madness theme the Innistrad vampires had recently. 9/10 Chrysoplei, with a number of his memories regained, spends a moment and just thinks. Everything he left behind, everything he witnessed happen throughout his life. He feels something well up within himself and his face gains an almost imperceptible frown for a moment before it disappears. He had done a lot. Most good, but some awful. He had to resolve to make up for his past mistakes, but he had to admit, even when he wasn't aware of them, they were still a part of him, and he had to own up to that. He had to own up to the darkness that lay within him as it did most other beings in the multiverse, and use it when necessary.
Chrysoplei has gained access to mana and can call for aid from Shadows Over Innistrad.
"Alright boss, I'm not fighting through this." The vampire walked away from the two. "I'll be around for awhile if you ever change your mind on my offer." And maybe the drow won't be breathing down my back next time,she whispered to Reyhsia.
"Ignore her," Reyhsia spoke over her. "I will let you know. Perhaps once you've spent some time with your memories, we can add your story to my collection." Grave Sorrow - Oof this can do a lot of damage for the cost. 7/10 "I thought you had said Lady Liva had gone rogue. She seemed very respectful for her kind."
"I think we scared her off, for now. If it's not too much trouble, could one of you keep an eye on her?"
"Of course. Another Xirix has just shown up recently, they would be delighted to take the job."
Post by gurfafflekins on Mar 11, 2019 20:07:20 GMT
[Guest System] Ah, the man with the elemental at his side. As Chrysoplei sits at his river, nothing happens. He is undisturbed. However, the next time he would catch his face in the river, his reflection seemed slightly darker. No amount of servants can save you. Chrysoplei, Ominous Reflection Legendary Planeswalker - Chrysoplei : Each player draws a card, then each opponent loses 1 life. : Destroy target creature or Chrysoplei planeswalker. : Return all creatures and planeswalkers you don't control to their owner's hands, then each opponent loses life equal to the number of cards in their hand.
gurfafflekins Chrysoplei examines the strange reflection for a moment, before waving his hand over the water, reaching out for any magic and disrupting it.
Purge the Impostor Instant Choose one - - Destroy target creature that shares a creature type with a creature you control. - Destroy target planeswalker that shares a planeswalker type with a planeswalker you control. Chrysoplei, Ominous Reflection - Seems like a balanced package overall. That second ability though. 9/10
At this rate, there will be a lot of Chrysoplei cards before I manage to make one. All of them are reflections too. Huh.
The reflection shows no magic as he reaches for it. The reflection suddenly shatters for a split second, then the shattered pieces soon return his reflection to what it should be. Weird... must've been some sort of fever dream.
Purge the Impostor: I really like this card, plus I like how it takes the theme of my -3 and turns it on itself. Should probably cost but then that does feel pretty bad... y'know what, take the 10/10. I love it.
"Chrysoplei." Reyhsia says behind you, even though you are quite sure she wasn't there a moment ago. "I have a problem that you may be able to assist me with. You see, the new boss and me don't quite see eye to eye, and I think I've got to get rid of her." The illusion clasps her hands as she turns to you.
"Chrysoplei, I need you to siege the 7CI."
My Domain Shall Be Endless Scheme When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of all lands until your next turn. Untap those lands.
gurfafflekins Chrysoplei looks at the man approaching. "Hail, friend. Are you doing well?"
Sanctifier of the Realm Creature - Human Cleric Flash If a creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast from its owner's hand, exile it instead. 2/2
Horizon Soldier - Decent enough. 9/10 cajun Chrysoplei seems shocked for a moment but gives a nod. "Alright. If I remember correctly, I did partake in a siege before." It was obvious he wasn't happy about the idea though, but a promise was a promise.
Frost-Touched Mage Creature - Human Wizard Permanents can't untap except during their controller's untap step. , Sacrifice ~: Tap all creatures you don't control. 1/3
My Domain Shall Be Endless - I don't entirely know how to rate schemes, but this seems to be about on par with some of the others. 9/10
Post by gurfafflekins on Mar 15, 2019 22:06:25 GMT
The soldier nodded. "I do. Yourself?" he asked. "Well, I haven't seen you or this river before. Good to meet you. I'm Aiden." he introduced himself, extending his hand for a handshake. "I've seen Hyle's lake, but not this. Are you another water guardian?"
Friendly Guardsman Creature - Human Soldier Whenever a counter is removed from a permanent or player, you gain 1 life. "Hey! How's it going? What're you up to?" 1/2
(Intended as a gift to him) Friendly Guardsman has indestructible because of Aiden of Sunspear.
Sanctifier of the Realm: See Containment Priest, and as this hoses tokens in general, probably need a bump to 2/3 at . Plus, I'm not sure anything should have this strong a hose vs tokens. 8/10, feels well-designed at least.
Chrysoplei seems shocked for a moment but gives a nod. "Alright. If I remember correctly, I did partake in a siege before." It was obvious he wasn't happy about the idea though, but a promise was a promise.
"Great! Now, if you could hurry along, I think I'm about to get shot." now there's a fun hate effect i haven't seen before. sorta wish this was on a two mana body like a proper hatebear tho. 8/10
gurfafflekins "It's nice to finally speak with you. I am Chrysoplei. I believe you had a spar with an elemental friend of mine. He said you were quite good at it. I believe you were also there in that crater... but that's neither here nor there." He gives a warm smile all of a sudden. "Yes, the title 'River Guardian' sticks in my mind, so yes, I am."
Void, Blood Summoner Legendary Creature - Azra Shaman Whenever another creature dies, put a blood counter on ~. , Remove X blood counters from ~: Add X mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells. 3/3 Friendly Guardsman - Seems nice. I like it quite a bit actually. 9/10
Aiden looks surprised. "A friend of yours, huh? An elemental... new term for me, sorry." he said, chuckling. "And did he say that? Well, he wasn't so bad himself." and he nodded as he confirmed he was a river guardian. "So... do you ever look at the reflection and wonder exactly what you're doing here?"
Ominous Cleric Creature - Vampire Cleric Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, they lose 1 life and you gain 1 life. "Oh, we shall heal you... that is for sure." 1/1
(Think Suture Priest) Ominous Cleric has indestructible because of Aiden of Sunspear.
(Take it as you will...)
Void, Blood Summoner: I don't know what an "Azra" is but I'll take your word for it, and honestly I like this. Like a more balanced Black Market and a nice use of my gift! Feeling generous, plus a good design, 10/10.
"That is an odd question, but sometimes, yes." Chrysoplei nods. "Strangely, I have a bad history with my reflection."
Fayne, Mistress of Reflections Legendary Creature - Wizard ~ enters the battlefield with mirror counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it. , : Move a mirror counter from a creature onto another target creature. ~ has all activated and triggered abilities of each other creature with a mirror counter on it. 1/3
(Purposefully no race type. Like Arcanis the Omnipotent) Ominous Cleric - Suture Priest is a NPH card, and that set was shifted black slightly. White normally can't do that, but I'll let that pass. As a card, it seems a fine riff on the aforementioned priest. 8/10
Post by gurfafflekins on Mar 16, 2019 15:11:30 GMT
re: Azra: Huh, learn something new every day! Fear the river, fools. Aiden looks back at him. "Right, it is a weird question. I just mean," he walks the the river's edge, and his reflection stares back at him, perfectly normal. "I always wonder what I'm doing here. Sometimes I feel like, if I look too long, I might just... shatter." he says, looking back up to Chrysoplei. Let your inadequacy consume you. Preacher of Omens Creature - Vampire Cleric Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. Whenever a Vampire you control deals combat damage to a player, you may exile target card in a graveyard. If you do, gain 1 life. 1/3
Preacher of Omens has indestructible because of Aiden of Sunspear.
Fayne, Mistress of Reflections: Neat legendary creature. Feels like a bit overkill to my card but still a neat way to interact with it and I like it. Could probably even afford to be ", :" on the ability. 9/10.
gurfafflekins "I don't have quite the same feelings, but I do feel sometimes that there is someplace where I should be that isn't here. The thing is, I have some business I consider unfinished in this place before I try and find them again." He turns to Aiden. "Are you sure you're feeling alright?"
Eravad, Conspirator Legendary Creature - Vampire Flying, lifelink Whenever you gain life, target player puts that many cards from the top of their library into their graveyard. 3/3 Preacher of Omens - Simple lord with added slight upside. I like it, but I may be biased towards tribal strategies. 9/10
Post by gurfafflekins on Mar 16, 2019 21:08:03 GMT
The soldier nodded. "Yeah. I sorta feel the same. Kinda stuck here though." he said, sighing. "And me? Yeah, I'm fine. Just been a long time since I've had a good rest. Good to meet you though, I'm afraid I have to run."
Eravad, Conspirator: Neat. Might want to replace the lifegain, otherwise super mill stuff? Ah, it's probably fine. 9/10.