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Post by froggy on Mar 8, 2022 5:06:08 GMT
Avis smiles ruefully. "No introductions then? I suppose we are on a time crunch." She puts her fingers together and leans forward. "So, to answer your questions."
"'Only an hour?' It prefers meat over any other food. While any food calms it down, fresh meat calms it the longest.""'What is 'it?'" She tilts her head slightly. "My memory is a bit foggy, but I believe It is a Class-10 multiversal parasitic organism." She smiles again. "Or, in layman's terms, it's a really damn powerful leech that decided my body was its new home.""And 'what happened to you?'" Her face falls. "That's a difficult question to answer. Suffice it to say, my peers sacrificed me for science. Is that enough of an answer for you? I doubt you want to hear my life story."
Flurry of Questions - Holy shit I love this thing. 10/10 Terlax's Transformation - Very cool card, wild combat trick. Might be too strong. 8/10
Avis can now cast Blue spells.Instant  Counter target spell. Draw X cards, where X is the number of cards your opponents have drawn this turn.
Huh. This is neat but also quite pushed. 7/10
Student of the Sparkstones   Creature - Human Artificer  When ~ enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a Planeswalker card from among them into your hand, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever you cast a Planeswalker spell, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. 1/1 |
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TheCatsEighthLife
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Mar 8, 2022 6:09:45 GMT
Zero is taken aback by the sudden clarity of the woman. "Introductions, I am known as Experiment[0], or Zero. And you?"
"You know much of this creature of Elsewhere, then? Do you know of a way it may be removed safely?" Sold to Science   Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature. Return target creature card from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control. Put three -1/-1 counters on that creature if you didn't sacrifice a creature to cast this spell.
Collected Retort - bit tricky to use effectively, but its usually as least Dismiss so that's nifty. 9/10
"Aelewin of Clan Sur Ka. I'd say good to meet you, but you have already proven otherwise."Aelewin sees no sense in waiting to question Avis."Multiversal parasitic organism. What does that mean? Where does it come from? What makes it multiversal?"Collected Retort: Huh. This is neat but also quite pushed. 7/10
Student of the Sparkstones Creature - Human Artificer When ~ enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a Planeswalker card from among them into your hand, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever you cast a Planeswalker spell, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. 1/1 Avis breathes a sigh, calming herself from the barrage of questions. "Avis Bracker, head rese-" she winces before correcting herself. "former head researcher of the Sparklatch Project." She smiles apologetically at Aelewin. "I apologize once again for all of that. Though I cannot lie and say I was acting entirely out of my will." She leans back and drums her fingers on the table. "Answering your questions in order once again..."I do not know what this 'Elsewhere' you speak of is, but yes I do know much of the..." Avis grimaces, "thing within my body."She frowns. "If I knew how to remove it, you don't think I'd have removed it already? I'm sure it looked like a lot of fun being contorted and forced into inhuman shapes, but I can assure you it was not."Avis smirks at Aelewin's question."Multiversal parasitic organism describes a living creature that uses a host to accomplish its goals, and the 'Multiversal' part means it can traverse dimensions at will."
"I do not know where it came from. We found it on our -I suppose you would call it a home plane, yes?- being held captive by a very scared and confused shop owner with a bucket. Despite all my knowledge about the creature, I still have no idea of its origin." Avis spreads her hands, letting the two digest her answers.
Student of the Sparkstones - I'd like this more as a rare with stronger abilities, because planeswalkers aren't in sets widely enough for this to really be an unc I can see picking. 7/10
Sold to Science - Consistent bangers from you. Love this reanimator spell, though it might be too strong as an uncommon. 9/10
Instant Until end of turn, whenever a creature dies, draw a card. Any number of target players each sacrifice a creature.
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Post by cajun on Mar 10, 2022 23:59:06 GMT
"Aelewin of Clan Sur Ka. I'd say good to meet you, but you have already proven otherwise."Aelewin sees no sense in waiting to question Avis."Multiversal parasitic organism. What does that mean? Where does it come from? What makes it multiversal?"Collected Retort: Huh. This is neat but also quite pushed. 7/10
Student of the Sparkstones Creature - Human Artificer When ~ enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a Planeswalker card from among them into your hand, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever you cast a Planeswalker spell, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. 1/1 Avis breathes a sigh, calming herself from the barrage of questions. "Avis Bracker, head rese-" she winces before correcting herself. "former head researcher of the Sparklatch Project." She smiles apologetically at Aelewin. "I apologize once again for all of that. Though I cannot lie and say I was acting entirely out of my will." She leans back and drums her fingers on the table. "Answering your questions in order once again..."I do not know what this 'Elsewhere' you speak of is, but yes I do know much of the..." Avis grimaces, "thing within my body."She frowns. "If I knew how to remove it, you don't think I'd have removed it already? I'm sure it looked like a lot of fun being contorted and forced into inhuman shapes, but I can assure you it was not."Avis smirks at Aelewin's question."Multiversal parasitic organism describes a living creature that uses a host to accomplish its goals, and the 'Multiversal' part means it can traverse dimensions at will."
"I do not know where it came from. We found it on our -I suppose you would call it a home plane, yes?- being held captive by a very scared and confused shop owner with a bucket. Despite all my knowledge about the creature, I still have no idea of its origin." Avis spreads her hands, letting the two digest her answers.
Student of the Sparkstones - I'd like this more as a rare with stronger abilities, because planeswalkers aren't in sets widely enough for this to really be an unc I can see picking. 7/10
Sold to Science - Consistent bangers from you. Love this reanimator spell, though it might be too strong as an uncommon. 9/10 Instant Until end of turn, whenever a creature dies, draw a card. Any number of target players each sacrifice a creature.
Zero leans in close at the mention of Sparklatch, then returns on realizing it is not her Spark Labs. "Knowing how to remove it and being able to do so are not one in the same," Zero answers.
"What are its goals, beyond eat a days worth of food every hour? Perhaps some of your knowledge could help us relocate it into some other host." Relocate  Sorcery Glitch  (Remove one [restriction] each time you pay the glitch cost.) Exile target creature, then return it to its owner's choice of [their hand,] [the top of their library,] [or the battlefield tapped under your control.]
Unfortunate Memories -quite like this one 10/10 |
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froggy
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Post by froggy on Mar 15, 2022 7:06:00 GMT
Avis breathes a sigh, calming herself from the barrage of questions. "Avis Bracker, head rese-" she winces before correcting herself. "former head researcher of the Sparklatch Project." She smiles apologetically at Aelewin. "I apologize once again for all of that. Though I cannot lie and say I was acting entirely out of my will." She leans back and drums her fingers on the table. "Answering your questions in order once again..."I do not know what this 'Elsewhere' you speak of is, but yes I do know much of the..." Avis grimaces, "thing within my body."She frowns. "If I knew how to remove it, you don't think I'd have removed it already? I'm sure it looked like a lot of fun being contorted and forced into inhuman shapes, but I can assure you it was not."Avis smirks at Aelewin's question."Multiversal parasitic organism describes a living creature that uses a host to accomplish its goals, and the 'Multiversal' part means it can traverse dimensions at will."
"I do not know where it came from. We found it on our -I suppose you would call it a home plane, yes?- being held captive by a very scared and confused shop owner with a bucket. Despite all my knowledge about the creature, I still have no idea of its origin." Avis spreads her hands, letting the two digest her answers.
Student of the Sparkstones - I'd like this more as a rare with stronger abilities, because planeswalkers aren't in sets widely enough for this to really be an unc I can see picking. 7/10
Sold to Science - Consistent bangers from you. Love this reanimator spell, though it might be too strong as an uncommon. 9/10
Instant Until end of turn, whenever a creature dies, draw a card. Any number of target players each sacrifice a creature.
Interesting. I'm a fan 9/10
Ill Intent Instant  As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw a card. If you sacrificed a creature with mana value 3 or more this way, create a Treasure token. Where others saw horror, a grief-stricken Aelewin saw potential. |
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TheCatsEighthLife
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Mar 15, 2022 7:34:44 GMT
Zero leans in close at the mention of Sparklatch, then returns on realizing it is not her Spark Labs. "Knowing how to remove it and being able to do so are not one in the same," Zero answers.
"What are its goals, beyond eat a days worth of food every hour? Perhaps some of your knowledge could help us relocate it into some other host." Relocate Sorcery Glitch (Remove one [restriction] each time you pay the glitch cost.) Exile target creature, then return it to its owner's choice of [their hand,] [the top of their library,] [or the battlefield tapped under your control.]
Unfortunate Memories -quite like this one 10/10"A parasitic planeswalker. Interesting"They give it a moment of thought as Avis answers Zero's questioning."What plane, was it, that you found this aberration?"Unfortunate Memories: Interesting. I'm a fan 9/10
Ill Intent Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw a card. If you sacrificed a creature with mana value 3 or more this way, create a Treasure token. Where others saw horror, a grief-stricken Aelewin saw potential. Avis grimaces at Aelewin's statement. "I am a scientist, Aelewin. I do know what it means when something is 'interesting.'"
"I do not know what name you would use for my plane, but the city my laboratory was in was named 'Deachin,' if that means anything to either of you." Avis visibly convulses slightly as she mentions the name, but she quickly swallows it back down. "Many... bad memories from there, if you can't tell."
She turns to face Zero. "Please, I know my first impression was lacking, but do have some faith in my intelligence. If I knew a way to get it out, I would have done so already. No matter what it takes." She leans back slightly, thinking on the robot's other question. "From the research I conducted before it assimilated with me, the organism appears to be a very simplistic lifeform. It wants to eat, sleep, reproduce, all of the basic requirements for survival. If it has an ulterior motive, it has not shared it with me." She grins humorlessly. "No earthly idea why, as I clearly have its best interests at heart."
Ill Intent - This is really really bad I think? It's like Dredge, which is not a good cantrip. It's intriguing for the format it's in at least. 4/10 Relocate - Weird as hell card. What happens if you remove all of the bracketed restrictions? "Exile target creature, then return it to its owners choice of" isn't really clear rules text. 7/10 In Pursuit of Science Instant Until end of turn, if a creature you control would leave the battlefield, you may exile it instead. If you do, draw a card. No progress was ever gained from letting health and safety come first.
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Post by cajun on Mar 17, 2022 1:23:01 GMT
"A parasitic planeswalker. Interesting"They give it a moment of thought as Avis answers Zero's questioning."What plane, was it, that you found this aberration?"Unfortunate Memories: Interesting. I'm a fan 9/10
Ill Intent Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw a card. If you sacrificed a creature with mana value 3 or more this way, create a Treasure token. Where others saw horror, a grief-stricken Aelewin saw potential. Avis grimaces at Aelewin's statement. "I am a scientist, Aelewin. I do know what it means when something is 'interesting.'"
"I do not know what name you would use for my plane, but the city my laboratory was in was named 'Deachin,' if that means anything to either of you." Avis visibly convulses slightly as she mentions the name, but she quickly swallows it back down. "Many... bad memories from there, if you can't tell."
She turns to face Zero. "Please, I know my first impression was lacking, but do have some faith in my intelligence. If I knew a way to get it out, I would have done so already. No matter what it takes." She leans back slightly, thinking on the robot's other question. "From the research I conducted before it assimilated with me, the organism appears to be a very simplistic lifeform. It wants to eat, sleep, reproduce, all of the basic requirements for survival. If it has an ulterior motive, it has not shared it with me." She grins humorlessly. "No earthly idea why, as I clearly have its best interests at heart."
In Pursuit of Science Instant Until end of turn, if a creature you control would leave the battlefield, you may exile it instead. If you do, draw a card. No progress was ever gained from letting health and safety come first.
"I did not question your intelligence. This parasitic organism seems to make it difficult for you to do anything it does not wish you to do."
"I do not know any methods to remove this from you without putting yourself at great risk. I do know an alchemist who knows much of poisons, perhaps she would know of something that could affect it but not yourself."
// Zero looks around for any sort of sample she might be able to collect to assist potential analysis Instant Glitch (Remove a [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)Choose a number. Each creature [with mana value equal to that number] gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
In Pursuit of Science - lil weird but works 8/10
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froggy
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Post by froggy on Mar 19, 2022 23:56:49 GMT
Zero leans in close at the mention of Sparklatch, then returns on realizing it is not her Spark Labs. "Knowing how to remove it and being able to do so are not one in the same," Zero answers.
"What are its goals, beyond eat a days worth of food every hour? Perhaps some of your knowledge could help us relocate it into some other host." Relocate Sorcery Glitch (Remove one [restriction] each time you pay the glitch cost.) Exile target creature, then return it to its owner's choice of [their hand,] [the top of their library,] [or the battlefield tapped under your control.]
Unfortunate Memories -quite like this one 10/10"A parasitic planeswalker. Interesting"They give it a moment of thought as Avis answers Zero's questioning."What plane, was it, that you found this aberration?"Unfortunate Memories: Interesting. I'm a fan 9/10
Ill Intent Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw a card. If you sacrificed a creature with mana value 3 or more this way, create a Treasure token. Where others saw horror, a grief-stricken Aelewin saw potential. Avis grimaces at Aelewin's statement. "I am a scientist, Aelewin. I do know what it means when something is 'interesting.'"
"I do not know what name you would use for my plane, but the city my laboratory was in was named 'Deachin,' if that means anything to either of you." Avis visibly convulses slightly as she mentions the name, but she quickly swallows it back down. "Many... bad memories from there, if you can't tell."
She turns to face Zero. "Please, I know my first impression was lacking, but do have some faith in my intelligence. If I knew a way to get it out, I would have done so already. No matter what it takes." She leans back slightly, thinking on the robot's other question. "From the research I conducted before it assimilated with me, the organism appears to be a very simplistic lifeform. It wants to eat, sleep, reproduce, all of the basic requirements for survival. If it has an ulterior motive, it has not shared it with me." She grins humorlessly. "No earthly idea why, as I clearly have its best interests at heart."
Ill Intent - This is really really bad I think? It's like Dredge, which is not a good cantrip. It's intriguing for the format it's in at least. 4/10 Relocate - Weird as hell card. What happens if you remove all of the bracketed restrictions? "Exile target creature, then return it to its owners choice of" isn't really clear rules text. 7/10 In Pursuit of Science Instant Until end of turn, if a creature you control would leave the battlefield, you may exile it instead. If you do, draw a card. No progress was ever gained from letting health and safety come first.
Huh. This is cool, I like it. 10/10
Stonechip Antares  Creature - Elemental Insect When ~ enters the battlefield, you may pay . If you do, destroy target artifact. 2/2 |
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TheCatsEighthLife
1/1 Squirrel
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Mar 20, 2022 0:51:25 GMT
"I did not question your intelligence. This parasitic organism seems to make it difficult for you to do anything it does not wish you to do."
"I do not know any methods to remove this from you without putting yourself at great risk. I do know an alchemist who knows much of poisons, perhaps she would know of something that could affect it but not yourself."
// Zero looks around for any sort of sample she might be able to collect to assist potential analysis Instant Glitch (Remove a [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)Choose a number. Each creature [with mana value equal to that number] gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
In Pursuit of Science - lil weird but works 8/10
"I am afraid I do not know either - my tomes of the spark do not make mention of creatures such as these."Aelewin ponders, for a moment."On a world I visited, there is a species of ant that lives within ruins, chipping away at the chiseled stone. At first we thought them parasites, but as the archaeological process continued, they discovered that the creators of the ruins had created the ants as a new life for the ruins, a new purpose once that which had originally been met was done. Generations spanned between, but intention remained the same. Perhaps this same, self-consuming symbiosis is what is intended for you"In Pursuit of Science: Huh. This is cool, I like it. 10/10
Stonechip Antares Creature - Elemental Insect When ~ enters the battlefield, you may pay . If you do, destroy target artifact. 2/2 Avis visibly bristles at Aelewin's musings and stands up suddenly. "Whatever may be 'intended' for me is not my concern. I did not make it to where I am by waiting for some inevitable destiny or fate to come my way." She grits her teeth, for a moment revealing far too many teeth than should fit inside her mouth. "Do not compare me to as lowly of a creature as a pitiful ant. Perhaps my first instincts about you were correct."She whips her head to Zero. "And you. Thinking me so weak-willed that I could not have extracted this thing if I knew? That I am nothing more than a puppet for the parasite to conform to its whims?" Avis slams her hands onto the table, her fingers momentarily splitting apart upon impact. "I am a scientist, for heaven's sake! I spent years of my life testing and researching this organism, and I will not sit here and be talked down to by two grand-standing, sword-wieldi-" Avis' angry words are replaced by choking and gagging noises as her throat bulges once again and she convulses wildly. She tries desperately to swallow, but whatever it is continues forcing its way up her esophagus. Her eyes widen fearfully as her mouth is forced open, a misshapen lump of flesh peeking out from her lips, and slowly edging its way out. Helplessly, Avis' eyes shoot up to Zero and Aelewin with a pleading look.
Focused Sweep - This seems like it's bad targeted removal if you don't glitch it, and a bad boardwipe if you do glitch it. 6/10 Stonechip Antares - I think this is in MSEM and is a sick card there too. 9/10 Creature -- Shapeshifter Flash You may have Everrotten Duplicant enter the battlefield as a copy of any nonland permanent card that was put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn. 0/0
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Post by cajun on Mar 22, 2022 0:42:34 GMT
"I am afraid I do not know either - my tomes of the spark do not make mention of creatures such as these."Aelewin ponders, for a moment."On a world I visited, there is a species of ant that lives within ruins, chipping away at the chiseled stone. At first we thought them parasites, but as the archaeological process continued, they discovered that the creators of the ruins had created the ants as a new life for the ruins, a new purpose once that which had originally been met was done. Generations spanned between, but intention remained the same. Perhaps this same, self-consuming symbiosis is what is intended for you"
Avis visibly bristles at Aelewin's musings and stands up suddenly. "Whatever may be 'intended' for me is not my concern. I did not make it to where I am by waiting for some inevitable destiny or fate to come my way." She grits her teeth, for a moment revealing far too many teeth than should fit inside her mouth. "Do not compare me to as lowly of a creature as a pitiful ant. Perhaps my first instincts about you were correct."She whips her head to Zero. "And you. Thinking me so weak-willed that I could not have extracted this thing if I knew? That I am nothing more than a puppet for the parasite to conform to its whims?" Avis slams her hands onto the table, her fingers momentarily splitting apart upon impact. "I am a scientist, for heaven's sake! I spent years of my life testing and researching this organism, and I will not sit here and be talked down to by two grand-standing, sword-wieldi-" Avis' angry words are replaced by choking and gagging noises as her throat bulges once again and she convulses wildly. She tries desperately to swallow, but whatever it is continues forcing its way up her esophagus. Her eyes widen fearfully as her mouth is forced open, a misshapen lump of flesh peeking out from her lips, and slowly edging its way out. Helplessly, Avis' eyes shoot up to Zero and Aelewin with a pleading look.
Focused Sweep - This seems like it's bad targeted removal if you don't glitch it, and a bad boardwipe if you do glitch it. 6/10 Stonechip Antares - I think this is in MSEM and is a sick card there too. 9/10 Creature -- Shapeshifter Flash You may have Everrotten Duplicant enter the battlefield as a copy of any nonland permanent card that was put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn. 0/0
Zero's arm snaps to try to grab the lump, and if she does, will try to gently but firmly remove it. Snag  Instant Target creature deals damage equal to its power to itself.
Everrgotten Duplicant - 9/10
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
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Post by froggy on Mar 23, 2022 4:03:18 GMT
Avis visibly bristles at Aelewin's musings and stands up suddenly. "Whatever may be 'intended' for me is not my concern. I did not make it to where I am by waiting for some inevitable destiny or fate to come my way." She grits her teeth, for a moment revealing far too many teeth than should fit inside her mouth. "Do not compare me to as lowly of a creature as a pitiful ant. Perhaps my first instincts about you were correct."She whips her head to Zero. "And you. Thinking me so weak-willed that I could not have extracted this thing if I knew? That I am nothing more than a puppet for the parasite to conform to its whims?" Avis slams her hands onto the table, her fingers momentarily splitting apart upon impact. "I am a scientist, for heaven's sake! I spent years of my life testing and researching this organism, and I will not sit here and be talked down to by two grand-standing, sword-wieldi-" Avis' angry words are replaced by choking and gagging noises as her throat bulges once again and she convulses wildly. She tries desperately to swallow, but whatever it is continues forcing its way up her esophagus. Her eyes widen fearfully as her mouth is forced open, a misshapen lump of flesh peeking out from her lips, and slowly edging its way out. Helplessly, Avis' eyes shoot up to Zero and Aelewin with a pleading look.
Focused Sweep - This seems like it's bad targeted removal if you don't glitch it, and a bad boardwipe if you do glitch it. 6/10 Stonechip Antares - I think this is in MSEM and is a sick card there too. 9/10 Creature -- Shapeshifter Flash You may have Everrotten Duplicant enter the battlefield as a copy of any nonland permanent card that was put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn. 0/0
Hm. Weird. Interesting design, I think I like it, unsure about the rate. 9/10
Turncoat Sycophant Creature - Human Advisor At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. Whenever a player casts a spell, they draw a card and gain control of ~. 2/3 |
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TheCatsEighthLife
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on Mar 23, 2022 5:14:01 GMT
Zero's arm snaps to try to grab the lump, and if she does, will try to gently but firmly remove it. Snag Instant Target creature deals damage equal to its power to itself.
Everrgotten Duplicant - 9/10
Frustrated (and perhaps a little spiteful, towards this woman who thought herself so important and tragic and yet), Aelewin makes no move to help Avis, instead letting Zero attempt to save the scientist.However, irritated as they may be, Aelewin is not heartless, and they ready themselves to prevent a maddened Avis from escaping if need be.Everrotten Duplicant: Hm. Weird. Interesting design, I think I like it, unsure about the rate. 9/10
Turncoat Sycophant Creature - Human Advisor At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. Whenever a player casts a spell, they draw a card and gain control of ~. 2/3 The moment Zero's hand makes contact with the flesh, it lurches downwards out of Avis' mouth, greedily forming around the robot's arm. With a wet squelch, the chunk pops out completely, separate entirely from Avis' body. She stumbles backwards, falling backwards onto her hands, gagging heavily and glaring daggers at Aelewin. The flesh piece is still wrapped around Zero's hand, and is slowly pulsating as it attempts to wriggle forwards, along Zero's arm.
Snag - Simple removal spell love it. 10/10Turncoat Sycophant - Also love this thing so much. 10/10
Splitting Slop Creature -- Ooze Horror Splitting Slop can't block.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a non-Ooze creature. If you do, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of Splitting Slop. Otherwise, sacrifice Splitting Slop and you lose 3 life.
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Post by froggy on Apr 3, 2022 3:26:16 GMT
Zero's arm snaps to try to grab the lump, and if she does, will try to gently but firmly remove it. Snag Instant Target creature deals damage equal to its power to itself.
Everrgotten Duplicant - 9/10
Frustrated (and perhaps a little spiteful, towards this woman who thought herself so important and tragic and yet), Aelewin makes no move to help Avis, instead letting Zero attempt to save the scientist.However, irritated as they may be, Aelewin is not heartless, and they ready themselves to prevent a maddened Avis from escaping if need be.Everrotten Duplicant: Hm. Weird. Interesting design, I think I like it, unsure about the rate. 9/10
Turncoat Sycophant Creature - Human Advisor At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. Whenever a player casts a spell, they draw a card and gain control of ~. 2/3 The moment Zero's hand makes contact with the flesh, it lurches downwards out of Avis' mouth, greedily forming around the robot's arm. With a wet squelch, the chunk pops out completely, separate entirely from Avis' body. She stumbles backwards, falling backwards onto her hands, gagging heavily and glaring daggers at Aelewin. The flesh piece is still wrapped around Zero's hand, and is slowly pulsating as it attempts to wriggle forwards, along Zero's arm.
Snag - Simple removal spell love it. 10/10Turncoat Sycophant - Also love this thing so much. 10/10
Splitting Slop Creature -- Ooze Horror Splitting Slop can't block.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a non-Ooze creature. If you do, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of Splitting Slop. Otherwise, sacrifice Splitting Slop and you lose 3 life.
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Neat. I like it. 9/10
Amputate Sorcery Put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is half it's toughness rounded down. Oh, cheer up, you didn't need that arm anyways. |
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Post by cajun on May 23, 2022 3:58:13 GMT
The moment Zero's hand makes contact with the flesh, it lurches downwards out of Avis' mouth, greedily forming around the robot's arm. With a wet squelch, the chunk pops out completely, separate entirely from Avis' body. She stumbles backwards, falling backwards onto her hands, gagging heavily and glaring daggers at Aelewin. The flesh piece is still wrapped around Zero's hand, and is slowly pulsating as it attempts to wriggle forwards, along Zero's arm.
Splitting Slop Creature -- Ooze Horror Splitting Slop can't block.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a non-Ooze creature. If you do, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of Splitting Slop. Otherwise, sacrifice Splitting Slop and you lose 3 life.
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Aelewin draws their blade and lunges towards Zero, attempting to carve the piece of fleshy parasite completely away from her body.
Amputate Sorcery Put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is half it's toughness rounded down. Oh, cheer up, you didn't need that arm anyways. Zero tries to shake the parasite off her arm, then braces herself for Aelewin's blade.
Skimming Blow Instant The next time counters would be put on target creature this turn, those counters are put on another target creature instead.
Splitting Slop - goodness that gets headache inducing very fast 7/10
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TheCatsEighthLife
1/1 Squirrel
Profile picture by Silvia Gorchakova (@Gorchart on Instagram and Twitter)
Posts: 53
Favorite Card: Phyrexian Gremlins
Favorite Set: Avacyn Restored
Color Alignment: Black, Red
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on May 23, 2022 4:26:40 GMT
Aelewin draws their blade and lunges towards Zero, attempting to carve the piece of fleshy parasite completely away from her body.Spitting Slop: Neat. I like it. 9/10
Amputate Sorcery Put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is half it's toughness rounded down. Oh, cheer up, you didn't need that arm anyways. Zero tries to shake the parasite off her arm, then braces herself for Aelewin's blade. Skimming Blow Instant The next time counters would be put on target creature this turn, those counters are put on another target creature instead.
Splitting Slop - goodness that gets headache inducing very fast 7/10
Aelewin's blade strikes at where the parasite is furthest along Zero's arm. Though not a strong enough blow to completely sever the limb, the instant their sword makes contact, the fleshy mass lets out a screech and flops off of Zero's arm. As it lands onto the ground, a few bony protrusions extend out of the lump, and it attempts to scuttle along those newly formed legs away from the three. Avis, for her part, is still recovering from almost choking. While still on the ground, she shakily says, "It... It's never done that before. Fascinating." Despite the situation, a small smirk creeps across Avis' face.
Amputate - Very interesting card. I feel like it should be better as an uncommon because I would feel really awful opening this as a rare. 7/10
Skimming Blow - Kinda love this as a niche counterspell effect. 8/10
Morbid Fascination Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature. When you cast this spell, copy it for each creature that died this turn. You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on May 26, 2022 10:38:41 GMT
Aelewin's blade strikes at where the parasite is furthest along Zero's arm. Though not a strong enough blow to completely sever the limb, the instant their sword makes contact, the fleshy mass lets out a screech and flops off of Zero's arm. As it lands onto the ground, a few bony protrusions extend out of the lump, and it attempts to scuttle along those newly formed legs away from the three. Avis, for her part, is still recovering from almost choking. While still on the ground, she shakily says, "It... It's never done that before. Fascinating." Despite the situation, a small smirk creeps across Avis' face.
Amputate - Very interesting card. I feel like it should be better as an uncommon because I would feel really awful opening this as a rare. 7/10
Skimming Blow - Kinda love this as a niche counterspell effect. 8/10
Morbid Fascination Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature. When you cast this spell, copy it for each creature that died this turn. You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Nice sidegrade on Plumb the Forbidden. Always love this concept. 9/10
Cleansing Strike Instant Destroy target creature that's attacking, blocking or has a -1/-1 counter on it. With one fell swoop, Aelewin aimed to stomp the scuttling blob into nothing. |
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TheCatsEighthLife
1/1 Squirrel
Profile picture by Silvia Gorchakova (@Gorchart on Instagram and Twitter)
Posts: 53
Favorite Card: Phyrexian Gremlins
Favorite Set: Avacyn Restored
Color Alignment: Black, Red
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Post by TheCatsEighthLife on May 26, 2022 21:05:42 GMT
Aelewin scowls darkly, and raises a boot-clad foot from within their shadowed cloak and moves to stomp the scuttling blob."What in Surkham was that, scientist?" Their tone is pure venom, any sympathy towards Avis instantly draining from their form.Morbid Fascination: Nice sidegrade on Plumb the Forbidden. Always love this concept. 9/10
Cleansing Strike Instant Destroy target creature that's attacking, blocking or has a -1/-1 counter on it. With one fell swoop, Aelewin aimed to stomp the scuttling blob into nothing. Avis scrambles to her feet as the flesh lump splats under Aelewin's boot. "Please, I know I have a doctorate, but surely even someone like you can understand what 'It's never done that before' means. I have no idea what 'in Surkham' that was." She brushes off her coat with a huff. "You know, I would've enjoyed studying that thing." She crouches down over the remains of the blob, pulling out a small pair of tweezers and poking at the flesh, inspecting it intently.
Cleansing Strike - Dope card. Love it. 10/10
Scathing Response Instant Counter target spell unless its controller pays . If a creature died this turn, counter that spell unless its controller pays  instead. |
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Post by cajun on May 27, 2022 7:16:29 GMT
Aelewin's blade strikes at where the parasite is furthest along Zero's arm. Though not a strong enough blow to completely sever the limb, the instant their sword makes contact, the fleshy mass lets out a screech and flops off of Zero's arm. As it lands onto the ground, a few bony protrusions extend out of the lump, and it attempts to scuttle along those newly formed legs away from the three. Avis, for her part, is still recovering from almost choking. While still on the ground, she shakily says, "It... It's never done that before. Fascinating." Despite the situation, a small smirk creeps across Avis' face.
"Thank you," Zero says to Aelewin. Her freed arm pulls a cup from the rift and moves to collect some piece of the flesh blob as well. "Well, this is at least something to test poisons on..."
Bacteriophage Artifact Whenever a creature with -1/-1 counters on it dies, move those counters onto Bacteriophage. ,  : Move a -1/-1 counter from Bacteriophage onto target creature.
Morbid Fascination - neato 9/10
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froggy
2/2 Zombie
suffering from critical levels of gay
Posts: 141
Favorite Card: Siege Rhino
Favorite Set: A Live Fish
Color Alignment: Blue, Red
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Post by froggy on Jun 8, 2022 9:01:12 GMT
Avis scrambles to her feet as the flesh lump splats under Aelewin's boot. "Please, I know I have a doctorate, but surely even someone like you can understand what 'It's never done that before' means. I have no idea what 'in Surkham' that was." She brushes off her coat with a huff. "You know, I would've enjoyed studying that thing." She crouches down over the remains of the blob, pulling out a small pair of tweezers and poking at the flesh, inspecting it intently.
Cleansing Strike - Dope card. Love it. 10/10
Scathing Response Instant Counter target spell unless its controller pays . If a creature died this turn, counter that spell unless its controller pays instead. Dope common. Seems like a lot of fun. 9/10Obstinant Broadblade  Creature - Badger Knight If there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may cast ~ as though it had flash. Vigilance Spells you cast can't be countered. 3/3 |
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