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Post by sdfkjgh on Dec 24, 2020 15:34:07 GMT
Holiday Mixtape From all of us, to all of you, have a Happy Holiday Mix: 1&2 | These first two are a little late, but שמחmחג. | | 0 | 3 | Refute the merchants of suffering. | | 0 | 4 | And now we begin to cut the treacle. | | 0 | 5 | She’s apparently Jewish, but I’m still sticking this here. | | 0 | 6 | No points for guessing about this guy | | 0 | 7 | Now I’m hungry for brownies. | | 0 | 8 | Blatant holiday greed at its finest. | | 0 | 9 | This one’s references date it horribly, but it’s still wonderful. | | 0 | 10 | Things just get worse from here on out. --January 1st, 2019, probably | | 0 | 11 | Hopefully, we won’t have to add “Standing in lines for vaccinations for the newest pandemic” to this yearly list. | | 0 | 12 | Yes, most of these I heard from Dr. Demento in the 80s & 90s, what of it? | | 0 | 13 | This one I found directly on YouTube; can’t remember how. | | 0 | 14 | Back when Robert Mueller was investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election, and we all had hope that that would be all she wrote for trump (oh, us sweet summer children), I wrote a parody of this song based on the events of the day. I wrote it on the drive to and from an advanced screening of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, with some transcribing help, so I wouldn’t forget anything, from my mom. | | 0 | 15 | There’s really no excuse for these next three four five six five. | | 0 | 16 | I just found out about this one, and my sleep-deprived brain forced me to add it, Your Honor | | 0 | 17 | This was another one that I found on YouTube; again, I don’t remember how. | | 0 | 18 | Don’t worry, though; there is a plan to all this madness. | | 0 | 19 | If you can spot the throughline, have yourself a cookie. | | 0 | 20 | Trust me, it’s there, if you squint hard enough. | | 0 | 21 | For some reason, I can’t find the original version anywhere online. The original’s last stanza went “Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead; some guy from the SWAT Team blew holes through his head. Yes, little friend, that’s his brains on the floor; guess you won’t have the fat guy to kick around anymore! Now there’s no more presents for the little kids’ enjoyment, and the elves have gotta stand in line and file for unemployment. And they say Mrs. Claus is on the phone every night, with her lawyer negotiatin’ the movie rights, they’re talkin’ ‘bout…” | | 0 | 22 | Because this is so emblematic of this year, ending it with the bang of utter annihilation. | | 0 | 23 | Really going out with a bang!? |
And so, to end it all, a final thought. Happy Holidays in Hell, motherfuckers!
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Post by sdfkjgh on Dec 24, 2020 15:37:05 GMT
Forgot about a couple. You decide where they should go in the mix.
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Post by sdfkjgh on Dec 24, 2020 19:50:53 GMT
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Post by sdfkjgh on Dec 26, 2020 16:40:02 GMT
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