Post by sdfkjgh on Apr 11, 2020 0:56:52 GMT
So finally, we get to a Standard-legal deck. It’s not very good, but that’s par the course round these parts.
My Cat’s Breath Smells Like Catfood
- Standard-legal
4 Cauldron Familiar | |
4 Witch’s Oven | I keep tweeting @paulhollywood to have Borodinsky bread as a Technical Challenge, because that stuff is amazing. As-is, it’s so heavy and dense, it’s almost inedibly unchewable. However, toast it up, and it’s light and fluffy as a cloud. Deeeelicious! |
3 Ayara, First of Locthwain | I don’t know if it’s a case of Mayfly-December Romance, or a Black Widow, but she certainly has an impressive body count. |
3 Foreboding Fruit | This deck needs two things: Food, and card draw. Good thing this card does both. |
4 Murderous Rider | I really kinda miss Vraska’s Contempt. |
3 Tempting Witch | Food, Food, and more Food, plus the ability to close out games 3 life quicker. |
3 Bake into a Pie | Why couldn’t this exile? Do you have any idea how many problem creatures there are in Standard that can just shrug off death? |
4 Dread Presence | Kill or cards? Kill or cards? Kill...or cards… |
2 Gary | |
3 Syr Konrad, the Grim | It’s so satisfying to win via the millkill with this. |
2 Liliana, Dreadhorde General | Kill AND cards! |
2 Big scary ship up in sky | MUST HAVE MOAR CRADS!!! |
16 Swamp | |
4 Witch’s Cottage | Combine with Dread Presence for a decent impression of an extremely mediocre card that’s not really worth wasting a card slot for. |
3 Blast Zone | WHY THE FUCK DO THEY STILL HAVE THINGS THAT NEED KILLING??!?!?!!!! |
Sideboard (I don’t even know why I bother with these):
4 Dreadhorde Invasion | Never seem to board these in. |
2 Liliana’s Triumph | They never seem to have only one creature, and I never seem to have Lili on the board when I cast this. |
0 See, what I thought with these three is, I’d transform into a discard deck. Yeah, I have no fucking clue what I’m doing. 0 | |
3 Plaguecrafter | Like the earlier Triumph, I can never get these to work out for me. Playing against them, otoh, is ALWAYS completely devastating, demoralizing, and goddamn frustrating. |
That’s it for this week, until next week, thanks to Daij_Djan, and could someone please, for the love of god tell me what I’m doing wrong?!
Ral: Besides everything?
Shutup!