D.A.i.T.S., pt. 12: My Cat’s Breath Smells Like Catfood Apr 11, 2020 0:56:52 GMT
Post by sdfkjgh on Apr 11, 2020 0:56:52 GMT
So finally, we get to a Standard-legal deck. It’s not very good, but that’s par the course round these parts.
My Cat’s Breath Smells Like Catfood
|4 Cauldron Familiar|
|4 Witch’s Oven|
|3 Ayara, First of Locthwain|
|3 Foreboding Fruit|
This deck needs two things: Food, and card draw. Good thing this card does both.
|4 Murderous Rider|
I really kinda miss Vraska’s Contempt.
|3 Tempting Witch|
Food, Food, and more Food, plus the ability to close out games 3 life quicker.
|3 Bake into a Pie|
Why couldn’t this exile? Do you have any idea how many problem creatures there are in Standard that can just shrug off death?
|4 Dread Presence|
Kill or cards? Kill or cards? Kill...or cards…
|3 Syr Konrad, the Grim|
It’s so satisfying to win via the millkill with this.
|2 Liliana, Dreadhorde General|
Kill AND cards!
|2 Big scary ship up in sky|
MUST HAVE MOAR CRADS!!!
|4 Witch’s Cottage|
Combine with Dread Presence for a decent impression of an extremely mediocre card that’s not really worth wasting a card slot for.
|3 Blast Zone|
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY STILL HAVE THINGS THAT NEED KILLING??!?!?!!!!
Sideboard (I don’t even know why I bother with these):
|4 Dreadhorde Invasion|
Never seem to board these in.
|2 Liliana’s Triumph|
They never seem to have only one creature, and I never seem to have Lili on the board when I cast this.
See, what I thought with these three is, I’d transform into a discard deck. Yeah, I have no fucking clue what I’m doing.
Like the earlier Triumph, I can never get these to work out for me. Playing against them, otoh, is ALWAYS completely devastating, demoralizing, and goddamn frustrating.
That’s it for this week, until next week, thanks to Daij_Djan, and could someone please, for the love of god tell me what I’m doing wrong?!
Ral: Besides everything?