Post by Fleur de Violet on Apr 7, 2018 20:07:51 GMT
Lumen nods. "Environmental abuses and misunderstandings are indeed unfortunate. I think you might be a little interested in researching this legal case, actually. Given your passion for this subject and my legal expertise, I think we'd be able to work something out."
He presents Glair with a paper detailing the case. The case details a mass manufacturer of contraptions and servos, Metallicus Ltd. being sued by the Marauding Luddites of Green County North. The lawsuits are being issued on the grounds of "misuses of water", "misuses of land" and a list of misuses that goes down for an entire page. The next page is covered in legal jargon interspersed with profanities, an unusual juxtaposition of formality and vulgarity. The final page summarizes the damages suffered by the complainant - the luddites have been victim to a number of different stomach viruses and aliments caused by horrifically large quantities of burnt plant matter being dumped into the public well, resulting in tens of deaths and hundreds of casualties. The defense for Metallicus Ltd. claims that these complaints are unwarranted, and that the poison is instead coming from the local flora and fauna. These flora and fauna in turn, have obtained the poison by inhaling the byproducts of various burning materials in the Arena, mostly the results of what the defense claims is an overuse of red mana on various metals.
Clockwork Farmer Artifact Creature - Construct CARDNAME enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever CARDNAME attacks or blocks, remove a +1/+1 counter from it. , Remove a +1/+1 counter from CARDNAME: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. 0/0
CARD: I appreciate this twist on tri-lands and more importantly, gates. A solid 9/10 from me.
The rover zooms past, kicking up a cloud of sand in its wake. A telescope peers out of the side as it passes from view, scanning the landscape for defenses and weaknesses.
Orc Guardtower: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think this actually ever interacts with my challenge? It's got defender (which I figure is intentional, guarding and all), but is only a creature on your turn - when it would never be able to block. Did you mean to make it only a creature on opponents' turns? I feel like I'm missing something here. Might be a little strong anyway on turn 1 if it does animate on opponents' turns, it totally clogs up the board against aggro decks until at least turn 3 in Limited. Because it doesn't seem to interact, 4/10.
amechra soft land destroy that mimics the black swampify aura I approve 9/10 (Using it as a gift.)
The ground around Glair and Kirino rise up around them, directing the energy upwards. Glair appears visibly angry at the sounds happening outside the barrier.
Tower of Scholars Land : Add . , , Sacrifice a land: Draw a card.
"Thank you. I-I should probably leave."
Tower of Scholars looks decent (if a little unexciting). It's a great way to get lands you want to re-use into your graveyard, (and to use up useless lands later in the game), but other than that? It's 8/10 material.
Fleur de Violet Seems like a decent mana dork a 3/3 for 2 even if it doesn't stay that, is really strong probably a rare 8/10
Glair face contorts and shows quite a bit of anger reading what happened. "So, the plant matter was obviously disposed of improperly, the metallicus poisoned the plants themselves, and they stated that they had no blame?"
Drewbank Farm Legendary Land : Add . , : Put a +1/+1 counter on target 1/1 creature.
Grandmarket of Varvale - When it's being used, it's basically just a hassle of constantly switching it back and forth, except you'd generally be giving your opponent +1 mana (they tap their land in response to the trigger, easier for them to use the extra mana on their turn than for you to use on your turn). If you share colours, then it's only really the above. If you don't share colours, then reckless switching will just result in a state of neither player being able to cast spells, so chances are someone will swap it once and then it'll sit still, making it a weird/bad wasteland. 4/10
Post by fluffydeathbringer on Feb 20, 2019 17:42:04 GMT
"Hideous! Utterly abominable! How dare you even tread this earth unashamed? It's high time someone showed you the wage of your insolence!" At a frenzied jerk of a paw, flames surround the harpy. They've no lethal intent, but she doesn't need to know that.
Purge the Abominable
Purge the Abominable deals 5 damage to target creature whose power and toughness aren't equal.
"Had they only refuted Gish's hateful words, they'd have received his blessings--but all they received was death by fire."
"Hey, harpy! Heard you were looking for a fight!" Aukashi, Lightning's Bite Legendary Artifact - Equipment Whenever equipped creature attacks, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 1 from a graveyard. Repeat this process for instant or sorcery cards with converted mana costs 2 and 3. Then cast those spells without paying their mana costs. Equip
Bizhali, Thunder's Roar Legendary Artifact - Equipment Whenever an instant or sorcery card is put into a graveyard, if it was cast, exile it until end of turn. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, copy any number of cards exiled with Bizhali and cast the copies without paying their mana costs. Equip
Using Tactical Imperator to make Reyhs' sword and claw (so you can either rate both and I take the average, or you can rate the average)
Last Edit: Mar 13, 2019 21:52:11 GMT by cajun: made the effects more rules obedient
Post by gurfafflekins on Mar 13, 2019 18:17:44 GMT
The soldier approaches the harpy. “You wanted to fight right? Well, let’s spar again. Can’t let you have all the fun.”
Taunting Pikeman Creature - Human Soldier First strike Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, you may create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Pike. It has “Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike” and equip . “Come at me, bird brain!” 2/3
Taunting Pikeman has indestructible because of Aiden of Sunspear. The tokens, however, do not.
"Let's try not to just stare at each other this time." She ruffles her arms and shots out a spray of feathers.
Covering Volley Instant Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Each player sacrifices an attacking creature. "If you sh0ot enough arrows, you are bound to hit." -Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician
Taunting Pikeman gets better the more he hits players, the equipment lasting after he passes is nice. uneven equipment tokens that give first strike I'm partially sold on, partially not. 9/10
The soldier swings his spear up, a small white shield encompassing him as the feathers tinked off of it. He lowered the shield and smirked, before raising his spear and charging. It'd been a while since he has last been on the offensive - time to change that.
Charging Soldier Creature - Human Soldier Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. "I'm coming in, whether you're ready or not!" 4/4
Charging Soldier has indestructible because of Aiden of Sunspear.
The kick is successful and Aiden is knocked onto the ground, but he rolls and quickly stands again. "Ha, good shot." he said, smiling. He spits into the dirt, before approaching the bird and feinting to the left, aiming to hit her with the shaft of his spear in her gut after he moves to the right.
Feinting Soldier Creature - Rhino Soldier Whenever ~ blocks, it gains first strike until end of turn. 5/4
Feinting Soldier has indestructible because of Aiden of Sunspear.
Festering Decoy: Not an artifact and is scarecrow 0/10 Seems fine, nice death trigger. 9/10.
Unwelcome here, but you can't bend my will that easily.