How Much Wood

It all depends on the context. If we were to somehow convince a woodchuck (Marmota monax) that it was named Peter Piper, and that the wood was actually pickled peppers, I'm almost fully confident that it could easily pick/chuck a peck of pickled peppers/wood.

However, were we to select a female M. monax, somehow convince it that the wood was actually seashells, and train it to sell them in a conveniently close location, there's almost zero chance that she'd ever make a single centime, as there are plentiful actual seashells, as well as driftwood, by the seashore, so it would be absolutely stupid to ever buy such a commodity, especially in a location where they were so plentiful, like the French Riviera.

Also, I fear that by the time we'd managed to do all of this heavy brainwashing of innocent rodents, we'd somehow not only convinced one of them that it was the Moses of old, we'd also have it so confused as to partially believe its toeses are roses.

And finally, what have we ultimately accomplished with all this nonsense?  We've ruined the lives of several Sciuridae, wasted everyone's time, and generally just futzed around making fools of ourselves in a completely insignificant and utterly forgetful manner on a rather obscure little forum.