lizstar
1/1 Squirrel
At GDQ, won't really be here for a week. Contact me on Twitter if you want, also watch GDQ.
Posts: 77
Formerly Known As: Liz the Goddess, Marzen64
Favorite Card: Bearscape
Favorite Set: Odyssey
Color Alignment: Blue, Red, Green
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Post by lizstar on Jan 3, 2020 8:45:10 GMT
You find yourself in front of a trashcan. There is a sign next to it that says "Liz" with messy handwriting.
Within moments, the titular Liz pops her head out of her trashcan. "Murr!" She greets.
Liz, the Trashmancer
Colors:   CMC: 3
Types: Artifact, Sorcery
Keywords: Evergreen, Equip, Fortify, Crew, Assemble
Innovate (When this permanent enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice an artifact. When ~ innovates, EFFECT.)
Perks: ARTIFICER RARITY UPGRADER
Valor: 45
Mana Pool: 10/10
Skill Points Used: 10/10
What is "Trashmancy" you ask?
We haven't the slightest idea! Liz (It might be short for something. Our guess is 'Lizard') claims to have some mystical ability involving the trash, which makes sense, as she lives in a trashcan. What's known is that the trashcan has the ability to move around, somehow, and that she can somehow disappear from this trashcan, move into OTHER trashcans, and can find very very interesting baubles amongst the garbage. She collects her shinies, the things others throw away and want nothing to do with, and shares them around as gifts and as interesting set pieces of art and humor.
Also, very strangely, she seems to have no spark.
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Adelyn
3/3 Beast
Posts: 183
Formerly Known As: Sir Martikov
Favorite Card: Adeliz, the Cinder Wind
Color Alignment: White, Blue, Black, Red
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Post by Adelyn on Jan 3, 2020 22:23:50 GMT
lizstarOn one of Brayden's wonderings around the arena, he finds the peculiarly labeled trashcan. "Liz?" he says while trying to read the messy writing. "Whatever could this mean? Guess theres one way to find out..." he says while reaching out to the handle of the trashcan... Uncover the Treasure  Instant  Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
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lizstar
1/1 Squirrel
At GDQ, won't really be here for a week. Contact me on Twitter if you want, also watch GDQ.
Posts: 77
Formerly Known As: Liz the Goddess, Marzen64
Favorite Card: Bearscape
Favorite Set: Odyssey
Color Alignment: Blue, Red, Green
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Post by lizstar on Jan 4, 2020 4:38:44 GMT
The lid to the trashcan suddenly pops off as a small Goblin pops out with it, eyes wide with excitement as she does the best to surprise Brayden. "BOO!" she exclaimed, falling back into her trashcan, the lid slamming back down noisily on top and almost drowning out her warbling chuckles from inside, sounding like a "Murrmurrmurrmurr..."
Sudden Surprise  Sorcery  You may put a red creature card or an artifact creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. It has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.
(Uncover the Treasure: 7/10. Basically half a Drawn from Dreams, not bad. Worried it might be a tad too good, but what the heck do I know.) |
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Adelyn
3/3 Beast
Posts: 183
Formerly Known As: Sir Martikov
Favorite Card: Adeliz, the Cinder Wind
Color Alignment: White, Blue, Black, Red
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Post by Adelyn on Jan 4, 2020 19:01:39 GMT
The lid to the trashcan suddenly pops off as a small Goblin pops out with it, eyes wide with excitement as she does the best to surprise Brayden. "BOO!" she exclaimed, falling back into her trashcan, the lid slamming back down noisily on top and almost drowning out her warbling chuckles from inside, sounding like a "Murrmurrmurrmurr..."
Sudden Surprise Sorcery You may put a red creature card or an artifact creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. It has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.
(Uncover the Treasure: 7/10. Basically half a Drawn from Dreams, not bad. Worried it might be a tad too good, but what the heck do I know.) As the goblin jumps out to scare him, he is startled, not really expecting anyone to be actually in it. As the lid slams back down, he lets out a sigh of annoyance. "How rude... Well its a goblin, so Its within their nature to do that..." he says before lifting the lid, "C'mon, there's no need for that! I get enough pranks from my students..."
Sudden Surprise: Purphoros, I see you there! Anyway, I think should cost bit more maybe  , because the cost on purphoros is discounted because you have to cast purphoros first. 7/10 Brayden, the Fun-Ruiner Punisher of Mischief Legendary Planeswalker - Brayden  : Tap target permanent. It doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.  : Gain control of target tapped creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.  |
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Post by mrlozano on Jan 10, 2020 21:48:43 GMT
A humanoid-shaped monstrosity of rusty metal and black goo approaches the thrashcan. It walks around the thrashcan, visibly confused, even though it has no face and shows no expressions... After a moment it extends one of its metallic extremities towards the thrashcan, without touching it.Scrap Animator  Artifact Creature - Symbiote Bond (: Attach this to target creature you control. It becomes an Equipment and stops being a creature until it becomes unattached from a creature. Bond only as a sorcery)Haste Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has haste. When ~ enters the battlefield you may return target artifact creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If you do, bond ~ to that creature. 4/4
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chartate101
0/0 Germ
Posts: 29 
Favorite Card: Obliterate
Favorite Set: Dominaria
Color Alignment: White, Blue, Black
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Post by chartate101 on Jan 13, 2020 3:22:34 GMT
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lizstar
1/1 Squirrel
At GDQ, won't really be here for a week. Contact me on Twitter if you want, also watch GDQ.
Posts: 77
Formerly Known As: Liz the Goddess, Marzen64
Favorite Card: Bearscape
Favorite Set: Odyssey
Color Alignment: Blue, Red, Green
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Post by lizstar on Jan 13, 2020 16:27:05 GMT
Adelyn Brayden, the Fun-Ruiner: 9/10. Good card, fun ruiner indeed! Also, I agree, I REALLY wanted to boost the cost but ah, I liked the idea and didn't have enough CMC!
A Goblin lays at the bottom of the trashcan as the lid is pulled off, and she giggles to herself. "Sorry, guy!" she laughs, "I wanted to see your reaction! It was a good one!" She sits up a bit, digging around her to find a weird spinny thing. "I just like having fun! There's nothing wrong with that!"
Loyalty Probe Artifact When ~ enters the battlefield, draw a card.  : Each player gains control of all permanents they own.
As the extremity moves towards the trashcan, surprisingly, the trashcan begins to move backwards! Inching just ever so slightly, it keeps itself equidistant.
Roaming Receptacle Artifact - Vehicle Crew 2 Haste
You may tap 2 lands instead of creatures to crew ~. 3/2
(Scrap Animator: 8/10. I like it, but I'm a bit nervous about its power. Bond is a really cool concept, and this all works well, but it might be a TAD underpriced? Still cool concept nonetheless.
The Goblin pops her head out from under the lid, only the eyes peeking through, as she glares at the rude newcomer. "How rude! This is my HOUSE, thank you!"
Outmaneuvering Tactics Instant Remove target blocked creature you control from combat. After this combat, there is an additional combat step, where only the targeted creature may attack. Any creatures that blocked it this turn cannot block this turn.
(Purger of the Unsightly: 8/10. Pretty solid and simple uncommon!)
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Post by mrlozano on Jan 13, 2020 22:03:44 GMT
As the extremity moves towards the trashcan, surprisingly, the trashcan begins to move backwards! Inching just ever so slightly, it keeps itself equidistant.
Roaming Receptacle Artifact - Vehicle Crew 2 Haste
You may tap 2 lands instead of creatures to crew ~. 3/2 Artifact Creature - Construct You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of target artifact you don't control. If you do, it gains haste and you sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Observe. Understand. Assimilate.3/2 Roaming Receptacle: I think the tapping lands ability would be just better if it was " : ~ becomes an artifact creature until end of turn." The disctintion doesn't matter in most cases and this is a much cleaner form of word it. 6/10 |
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Adelyn
3/3 Beast
Posts: 183
Formerly Known As: Sir Martikov
Favorite Card: Adeliz, the Cinder Wind
Color Alignment: White, Blue, Black, Red
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Post by Adelyn on Jan 14, 2020 21:13:59 GMT
Adelyn Brayden, the Fun-Ruiner: 9/10. Good card, fun ruiner indeed! Also, I agree, I REALLY wanted to boost the cost but ah, I liked the idea and didn't have enough CMC! A Goblin lays at the bottom of the trashcan as the lid is pulled off, and she giggles to herself. "Sorry, guy!" she laughs, "I wanted to see your reaction! It was a good one!" She sits up a bit, digging around her to find a weird spinny thing. "I just like having fun! There's nothing wrong with that!" Loyalty Probe Artifact When ~ enters the battlefield, draw a card. : Each player gains control of all permanents they own. I assume Liz would give her name, afterwhich he says "My name is Henry, Professor of Tolaria West on Dominaria, my homeplane. Just out of curiosity, why is a goblin such as yourself, taking residence in a trashcan? Seems a bit unfitting for a home, in my opinion."
Loyalty Probe: Seems like a fine sideboard card, nothing much else I can say 9/10. Goblin Pilferer
Creature - Goblin Rogue Haste Whenever Goblin Pilferer deals combat damage, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. 2/1 |
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lizstar
1/1 Squirrel
At GDQ, won't really be here for a week. Contact me on Twitter if you want, also watch GDQ.
Posts: 77
Formerly Known As: Liz the Goddess, Marzen64
Favorite Card: Bearscape
Favorite Set: Odyssey
Color Alignment: Blue, Red, Green
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Post by lizstar on Jan 17, 2020 5:37:01 GMT
mrlozano The can stops abruptly at the sudden change, and doesn't move for a moment, almost staring in surprise and awe, before slooooowly inching towards the other can, closer and closer, not stopping as they nearly bump into each other.
Imitate Sorcery Target creature you control gains all abilities of another target creature.
(Old God's Replica: Interesting design space, pretty nice for a fun filler card in a set, or especially fun in an artifact set. 8/10.)
The small Goblin absent mindedly picked her teeth with a sharp fingernail, showing off her long fangs. "Liz," she said, not quite looking back up at him, still focusing on the junk around her. "And, well, I dunno. Why do you take residence in a university? Seems a boring place for a home, in my opinion." She looked up at him with a wolfish grin, as if she had delivered the harshest burn known to Goblin-kind.
Instant Remove target creature from combat, then that creature deals damage to its controller equal to its power.
(Goblin Pilferer: Simple stuff. 8/10)
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Adelyn
3/3 Beast
Posts: 183
Formerly Known As: Sir Martikov
Favorite Card: Adeliz, the Cinder Wind
Color Alignment: White, Blue, Black, Red
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Post by Adelyn on Jan 18, 2020 18:19:16 GMT
The small Goblin absent mindedly picked her teeth with a sharp fingernail, showing off her long fangs. "Liz," she said, not quite looking back up at him, still focusing on the junk around her. "And, well, I dunno. Why do you take residence in a university? Seems a boring place for a home, in my opinion." She looked up at him with a wolfish grin, as if she had delivered the harshest burn known to Goblin-kind.
Instant Remove target creature from combat, then that creature deals damage to its controller equal to its power.
(Goblin Pilferer: Simple stuff. 8/10)
he says seemingly unphased by what Liz said, "Its good to have met you, Liz, but I have to get back to what I was doing, collecting supplies for my experiments. Keep safe, this world is a precarious one, but I guess you already know that." he say before doing a small bow and starts walking off while waving. Redirect: I'm not sure if the "remove target creature from combat" is in color for blue, but I like the overall idea 8/10 |
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Post by test on Jan 19, 2020 23:41:42 GMT
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Post by cajun on Mar 13, 2020 4:37:18 GMT
Some faeries go rooting around in the trashcans near a particular trash goblin, searching for treasures. Pixie's Procurement  Tribal Sorcery - Faerie Prowl (You may cast this for its prowl cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with a Faerie.)Target player exiles a card from their hand. As long as that card remains exiled, you may play it from exile, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it. +ing to make a Faerie to prowl with |
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